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Joined 07-06-09, id: 1997191, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 16 stories for Vampire Kisses, Death Note, South Park, Kingdom Hearts, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Hey, It's Teddy. Well since you ventured to my profile I guess I can tell you some things about me...

Name: Ugh don't get me started. Call me Teddy

Age: I'm a teen.

Location: On a beach chugging Dr.Pepper, never getting a horrible sunburn, and eating without getting fat (Ha~ I wish)

Interests: Reading and Writing. Listening to music. Watching kids movies and shows (I get up early on Saturdays for the cartoons). Oh and theater (I've learned that working backstage can be just as fun/stressful as being onstage)

Total nerd for: Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Ouran High School Host club, APH, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Twilight (Don't.say.a.word), Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Vampire Academy, and... many others that I am way to lazy name. No I am not a bookworm, I just own 100+ books (Seriously,I got bored and counted).

Random Fact: I'm a teeny bit paranoid. I've texted my friend Crystal at 3am more than once asking if a Zombie Apocalypse was going on.

Quotes from the people I know and love (and me):

"No, you stay with the rich man and have an affair, a hot steamy affair with chocolate." - Sammy

"Thats not a real reason, put your damn finger down!"- Alex

"Okay I've been called a bitch, slut, and whore, but never a skank."
"Dammit!" - Me and Crystal

"I am not a slut!!!!!!!" - Me (it's funny because I practically screamed it in a crowded hallway at my highschool)

"Idiot, you deserved to fall on your ass!" Lisa (I had spun around until I was dizzy then tried to jump on a mini trampoline)

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1. Your favorite KH guy?

God this is hard!!!!! Axel

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene. She takes bitch to a whole new level, and I respect that.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xaldin. I don't know I just don't like him...

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?Namine. I don't dislike her but I don't like her either.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Twilight Town :D

6. Least Favorite World?

Wonderland. It completely sucks in 358/2 !!!!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Demyx's Sitar!!!!!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Vexen's shield.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)


10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)


11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku. It could totally happen.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Seriously, WTF?

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Lea (Axel, not me LOL)/ Roxas

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Ventus/ Roxas
Aren't they the same person???

(Real Conversation between me and a friend)

Crystal: It's called incest

Me: But their the same person!!!

Crystal: Oh. Then that's called self-obsessed

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Finding that damn last coconut on Destiny Islands!!!! JK for me it was the cloth.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

...Beast. 'nuff said.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?


18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, he just hates you

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No, he's just obsessed with pink and flowers (Man it's hard being sarcastic on the computer)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, Xaldin is.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for?

Namine, I guess.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

sigh* Let's not get into the Roxas/Ventus = Same Person!!!! Deal

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

NO!!!!! Okay maybe a little... Beats math though...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?


25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx. We're both lazy and like water, and are kinda I get the feeling that I'm a bad person and in KH2 the Org. XIII are the bad guys...

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I have the ending to KH1 on my iPod and I was watching it at school and my friends caught me crying...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Unfortunately no T.T I would cosplay as Sora or Roxas!!!!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

In 358/2 When Jack makes a scarecrow thingy that's supposed to be terrifying and it's modeled after Roxas.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

That one Heartless in Halloween Town in 358/2 days. Took me months to defeat until I broke down and asked my friend how he did it.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Just the Amazing characters!!!!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner, He looks like someone worth fighting ;)

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion. His hairs not pink.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas, he's just awesome.

34. Roxas or Sora?

God damn...Roxas again

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel. A-X-E-L, got it memorized?

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene. Kairi's cool and all but I can respect Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku! Sorry Riku!!!

38. Namixas or Namiku?

If I had to choose one Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku. DUH!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

For the actual Games I like SoKai...

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice cream!!!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud. Seriously I don't even play FF and I think this dude kicks ass.

43. CloTi of Clerith?


44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean! It makes me cry!!! Which is kinda embarresing because I listen to it on my Ipod alot...

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Axel, Roxas, Sora, Yuffie, Demyx, Lea :D

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Ouran High School Host Club, just for fun.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Reno and Axel, Xion Kairi and Yuffie, Roxas and Ventus (Of course), ummm I'm bad at this...

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Birth By Sleep!!!! (If it doesn't come out soon I'm going to scream!!! I've kinda read all the spoilers but who cares!!! Must have that game!!!)

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?


Organization Xiii

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The most Awesome characters in the world. (And Shounen ai moments. I swear fangirls took over Square Enix for KH2...)

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

(I did it in my Favorite to least favorite order:D Not to say that I don't like the bottom 3 I just like other people more than them)

1- Roxas

2- Axel

3- Larxene

4- Demyx

5- Zexion

6- Luxord

7- Xigbar

8- Lexaus

9- Xemnas

10- Saix

11- Vexen

12- Marluxia

13- Xaldin

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Xigbar/Larxene? Humorous.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Demyx/Saix????? Smutty!!!

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Axel and Xemnas? Nope! They bothe have ukes they love (Roxas and Saix)

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?


Marluxia would cry

Larxene would laugh.

It would be the real reason Axel killed Vexen.

Xemnas, Saix, Xaldin, and Zexion wouldn't care

Lexaus and Demyx would try to talk Roxas out of it

And Xigbar and Luxord would chuckle and go back to gambling

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Lexaus/Xaldin or Luxord/Zexion? Luxord/Zexion

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Marluxia???? FUCK NO!!!! IT IS ROXAS (OR AXEL!!!!!) !!!!!!

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

If Vexen and Lexaus got together I think Larxene would call them over scream "YOUR BOTH FAGGOTS!!!!! Now go away" and walk off.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Demyx and Axel...YAYSLES!!! "Making Steam" (Cause fire and water make steam and oh never mind)

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Saix/Roxas???!!!!???? Has the world ended in the last 5 seconds????

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Zexion/Xaldin? No. Just...No.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Luxord/Xemnas? Xemnas. He is after all the leader.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Never!!!!! Axel would KILL Xaldin.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Vexen/Larxene. Vexen needs a little help from Larxene to make his latest expirement come alive.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Xigbar got Marluxia knocked up Marluxia named the kid "Rose" Even though it was a boy Vexen beat Xigbar up. and Luxord took care of him until he got better just so he could beat Xigbar up again for cheating on him.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Axel/Roxas/Lexaus WARNING: Roxas gets used as a toy ;)

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Demyx and Marluxia are getting Married I think Zexion would say "DEMYX YOU UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!!"

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Feed My Frankenstein by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
The multichaptered thing supposed to host all these things I have in mind that can't make it to a full oneshot or are the cut parts of my other multichaptered fics. Why this title? Because the crack I'll put here is what feeds my brain. It's alive, alive!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Mello, Matt
Wishful Thinking by becoafamu reviews
AU. Roxas's life is aggressively ordinary, that is, until it's disrupted by a visit from a mysterious red-head who desperately wants to grant him some wishes. But what should Roxas wish for? And is the genie who he says he is? Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,423 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Melodious Nocturne by MrsMailJeevas reviews
After Night walkers took over the human world humans are placed into three groups breeders, bleeders and uniques. Because of his red hair and emerald gaze Matt finds himself bought and taken in by the president of the new Vampire world, Mello. Review!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,838 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Matt, Mello
He's My Sky: So Back Off! by ShadowYin-Yang reviews
Funny how you don't realize you're in love until the jealousy comes first...And even then Roxas still denies he's in love with Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,489 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Roxas, Sora
Silhouettes by Jezzaanne reviews
Roxas and Sora have moved to the old house on the hill. They didn't know that it had once been a psychiatric hospital that had brutally murdered their patients. That's until they meet the two conflicting sides of the Spirits and the Silhouettes.. Horror, Gore, Bondage.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 149,038 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Axel, Zexion, Roxas, Demyx - Complete
Breathe Electronica by KyuketsukiKokoro reviews
Sequel to Techno Rejump; Matt's parents are on the scene, making life a little more difficult for Matt than he originally expected... Surely their romance can last though? Rated M for yaoi, lemons, the usual stuff
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Matt, Mello
Brotherly Love, Or Something Like It by Sharmander reviews
It all started with his mother driving off to get him a mystery present, now he's got a delinquent in his house, and they're supposed to form some sort of brotherly bond. Well, that's definitely not going to happen...or well, sort of.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 185,813 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
More Confused Than Ever by krebsandoutrage reviews
After an innocent kiss, Roxas is seduced into a complicated relationship with Axel that seems to bring nothing but confusion and heartbreak. As Roxas learns more about Axel's involvement at Castle Oblivion, he begins to wonder if his reckless and charismatic lover is really the person he imagined. 358/2 Days Canon. Roxas's POV.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,533 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hacked by tsuki1613 reviews
The mafia's systems are hacked and Mello is not happy, only now to discover his enemies have had the same problem. Now its a race to find "Pika" the legendary Hacker. Twist with light and L's fate Main Matt, Mello. Set 4 years after Kira case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Matt, Mello
Comfortably Numb by Loveless-slave reviews
He was dead. It was a fact made to me when I had to go identify his body. But if he's dead how could he be standing in front of me now? Vamp. fic.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Matt, Mello
The Watch and the Wind by xGlass reviews
"Thief" was so negative. Axel preferred to think of himself as a liberator, thank you very much. Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Tainted by Hinata888 reviews
I'm a sick, sick person. I can't believe I did what I did. I'll never forgive myself. Never. AU AkuRoku Rated M for future lemons/rape and cursing
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Innocence by Mraatvtey reviews
What is it that brings Mello and Matt together again after years of seperation? Why is it Mello really needs Matt back anyway? Rated M for sex, both wanted and not, language, etcetera. Co-authored between The Original Gamer and Ravenfire40.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,269 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
We Sleep Forever by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt hates the word useless, its too close to worthless, so he sets out to prove Mello wrong only to come in First... Years later Mello seeks the help of a famed underground detective to solve a string of murders with disturbing clues pointing to Wammys. MM.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,302 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Cupcake by Loveless-slave reviews
There are a lot of reasons why Mello loves Matt but, when he smiled and said "Sure, lets do it." he couldn't help but love him a little more.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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To Love and Be Loved reviews
Just a collection of the drabbles I usually post over on tumblr.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
3am reviews
Fail Title & Summary. "And honestly he shouldn't have been surprised when he opened up the door and saw that it was Kyle standing there with a tear streaked face." Style friendship, K2.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside reviews
Fail Title. Just a fluffy drabble for Curly Goth x Red Goth
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
A Little Fun with Drunk Russia reviews
Basically what the title says. France/Russia In that order written for my friend's belated birthday present.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - France, Russia - Complete
Lost in You reviews
Dylan is not all right. CurlyGothxRedGoth Includes: Cutting and attempted suicide.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Little Red Riding Ike reviews
Who's afraid of the Big Perverted Wolf? Kenny/Ike, implied Style, Second Chapter is Buttman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ike B., Kenny M. - Complete
Benefit of Doubt reviews
Ike was hurt by Filmore. Can he get past his doubts and learn to trust someone else? Lame Summary :P Warning BL Georgie/Ike temporarily put on hold while the plot bunnies are at war
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Ike B., Kindergarten Goth
The Doll Maker reviews
They should have listened.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Stand in the Rain
Another horrible title. Just some angsty Bunny with a fluffy ending
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Lip Gloss reviews
Just a cute little Bendy story with some lip gloss applying at the end. Rated for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
After Fish Camp reviews
I really need to work on my titles Roxas really didn't want to walk all the way home after Freshmen Orientation. Unfortunately the person who picked him up decided to blackmail him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Beautiful Places
Fail Title. Namine is dying and Roxas takes her to her favorite place. Roxas/Namine Friendship, can be seen as romance. Implied Character Death.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
It Means Nothing to The One Taking reviews
Fail title. Kenny comes over to babysit Ike and takes something really important to him. Not that Kenny cares. Kenny/Ike implied Stan/Kyle. Failed Genres.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kenny M., Ike B. - Complete
Alexander's Little Sister reviews
Alexander's 15 year old human sister visits 'The Dungeon' - A club for all Vampires. There she meets Jagger who wants revenge on the Sterlings. JaggerXOC T for language and because I'm paranoid.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Bite Me reviews
One shot Sequel to Alexander's Little Sister. Warning: Sort of dark? Character death. Abuse. JaggerxOC
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Unlucky reviews
None of the first generation sucessors at Whammy's went unharmed. Jinx was no exception. Rated for Angst and blood. BxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - BB - Complete