Author has written 16 stories for Vampire Kisses, Death Note, South Park, Kingdom Hearts, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
Hey, It's Teddy. Well since you ventured to my profile I guess I can tell you some things about me...
Name: Ugh don't get me started. Call me Teddy
Age: I'm a teen.
Location: On a beach chugging Dr.Pepper, never getting a horrible sunburn, and eating without getting fat (Ha~ I wish)
Interests: Reading and Writing. Listening to music. Watching kids movies and shows (I get up early on Saturdays for the cartoons). Oh and theater (I've learned that working backstage can be just as fun/stressful as being onstage)
Total nerd for: Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Ouran High School Host club, APH, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Twilight (Don't.say.a.word), Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Vampire Academy, and... many others that I am way to lazy name. No I am not a bookworm, I just own 100+ books (Seriously,I got bored and counted).
Random Fact: I'm a teeny bit paranoid. I've texted my friend Crystal at 3am more than once asking if a Zombie Apocalypse was going on.
Quotes from the people I know and love (and me):
"No, you stay with the rich man and have an affair, a hot steamy affair with chocolate." - Sammy
"Thats not a real reason, put your damn finger down!"- Alex
"Okay I've been called a bitch, slut, and whore, but never a skank."
"I am not a slut!!!!!!!" - Me (it's funny because I practically screamed it in a crowded hallway at my highschool)
"Idiot, you deserved to fall on your ass!" Lisa (I had spun around until I was dizzy then tried to jump on a mini trampoline)
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1. Your favorite KH guy?
God this is hard!!!!! Axel
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Larxene. She takes bitch to a whole new level, and I respect that.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Xaldin. I don't know I just don't like him...
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?Namine. I don't dislike her but I don't like her either.
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Twilight Town :D
6. Least Favorite World?
Wonderland. It completely sucks in 358/2 !!!!
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
AkuRoku. It could totally happen.
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Lea (Axel, not me LOL)/ Roxas
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
(Real Conversation between me and a friend)
Crystal: It's called incest
Me: But their the same person!!!
Crystal: Oh. Then that's called self-obsessed
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Finding that damn last coconut on Destiny Islands!!!! JK for me it was the cloth.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
...Beast. 'nuff said.
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
No, he just hates you
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
No, he's just obsessed with pink and flowers (Man it's hard being sarcastic on the computer)
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
No, Xaldin is.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for?
Namine, I guess.
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
sigh* Let's not get into the Roxas/Ventus = Same Person!!!! Deal
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
NO!!!!! Okay maybe a little... Beats math though...
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Demyx. We're both lazy and like water, and are kinda goofy...plus I get the feeling that I'm a bad person and in KH2 the Org. XIII are the bad guys...
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I have the ending to KH1 on my iPod and I was watching it at school and my friends caught me crying...
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Unfortunately no T.T I would cosplay as Sora or Roxas!!!!
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
In 358/2 When Jack makes a scarecrow thingy that's supposed to be terrifying and it's modeled after Roxas.
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
That one Heartless in Halloween Town in 358/2 days. Took me months to defeat until I broke down and asked my friend how he did it.
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Just the Amazing characters!!!!!
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner, He looks like someone worth fighting ;)
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion. His hairs not pink.
33. Riku or Roxas?
Roxas, he's just awesome.
34. Roxas or Sora?
God damn...Roxas again
35. Axel or Demyx?
Axel. A-X-E-L, got it memorized?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Larxene. Kairi's cool and all but I can respect Larxene.
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
AkuRoku! Sorry Riku!!!
38. Namixas or Namiku?
If I had to choose one Namixas
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
For the actual Games I like SoKai...
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice cream!!!
42. Cloud or Leon?
Cloud. Seriously I don't even play FF and I think this dude kicks ass.
43. CloTi of Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean! It makes me cry!!! Which is kinda embarresing because I listen to it on my Ipod alot...
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
Axel, Roxas, Sora, Yuffie, Demyx, Lea :D
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Ouran High School Host Club, just for fun.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Reno and Axel, Xion Kairi and Yuffie, Roxas and Ventus (Of course), ummm I'm bad at this...
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
Birth By Sleep!!!! (If it doesn't come out soon I'm going to scream!!! I've kinda read all the spoilers but who cares!!! Must have that game!!!)
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The most Awesome characters in the world. (And Shounen ai moments. I swear fangirls took over Square Enix for KH2...)
-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-
(I did it in my Favorite to least favorite order:D Not to say that I don't like the bottom 3 I just like other people more than them)
1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?
2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Axel and Xemnas? Nope! They bothe have ukes they love (Roxas and Saix)
4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
Marluxia would cry
Larxene would laugh.
It would be the real reason Axel killed Vexen.
Xemnas, Saix, Xaldin, and Zexion wouldn't care
Lexaus and Demyx would try to talk Roxas out of it
And Xigbar and Luxord would chuckle and go back to gambling
5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Lexaus/Xaldin or Luxord/Zexion? Luxord/Zexion
6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
Marluxia???? FUCK NO!!!! IT IS ROXAS (OR AXEL!!!!!) !!!!!!
7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
If Vexen and Lexaus got together I think Larxene would call them over scream "YOUR BOTH FAGGOTS!!!!! Now go away" and walk off.
8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
Demyx and Axel...YAYSLES!!! "Making Steam" (Cause fire and water make steam and oh never mind)
9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Saix/Roxas???!!!!???? Has the world ended in the last 5 seconds????
10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
Zexion/Xaldin? No. Just...No.
11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
Luxord/Xemnas? Xemnas. He is after all the leader.
12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
Never!!!!! Axel would KILL Xaldin.
13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
Vexen/Larxene. Vexen needs a little help from Larxene to make his latest expirement come alive.
14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
Xigbar got Marluxia knocked up Marluxia named the kid "Rose" Even though it was a boy Vexen beat Xigbar up. and Luxord took care of him until he got better just so he could beat Xigbar up again for cheating on him.
15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Axel/Roxas/Lexaus WARNING: Roxas gets used as a toy ;)
16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
Demyx and Marluxia are getting Married I think Zexion would say "DEMYX YOU UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!!"