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Joined 07-06-09, id: 1997847, Profile Updated: 07-12-09
Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Bleach, and Herbie series.

Heya peoples! If you are reading this I congratulate you on visiting my sad little lonely site, and there really isn't much on here for you (yet), but I plan to change that! So if you haven't already clicked the magical back button in a huff, I welcome you and your wonderful attention span (You're gonna need a LONG one if you plan on exploring any of my stories)!.

So, about me. Not much. I am an awesome Cybertronian ninja with fluffy lombax ears, the ability to command the elements of air and water and to transform into a deadly nine-tailed demon fox with a pet dinobot named Charizard that loves bashing up Metalheads (which I recently found out were dark blue and BROWN, not pitch black, thanx 2 my friend! :P). HEH. I FUCKING WISH!! :D

I’m just a hyper teen with messy hair, an even messier room, a stupid family, crazy friends, a hacking-up-phlegm-disorder and obsessive-ness syndrome. I love (more like obsess) over a huge range of anime, cartoons, PS2 games, movies and TV shows, but my main ones are:

Naruto (Naruto. Is. Fucking. Hot.), TMNT (All hail Mikey!), Pokemon (YES, I love Pokemon!), Digimon, TRANSFORMERS (seriously, who dosen't love this? It's the BEST movie(s) ever made. And Bumblebee kicks total ass in all categories- did you see him take on TWO decepticons at the same time?!), Ratchet and Clank, Inuyasha, Jak and Daxter (Yeah Dynamic Duo!) and Transformers Animated (Bumblebee is the CUTEST, most ADORABLE robot EVER!!)

KK, I think that’s enough shit about me. But I can still ramble! So I’m really weird, as any of my friends could tell you, and I tend to obsess a little too much, but do I care? I swear heaps, so watch out and I really don’t mean any harm by it. I’m also obsessed with Frogs, Lizards, Foxes, Dragons and Wolves and I draw non-stop over everything I can, including me. My stories are all really... I dunno. There're really something, as my sister tells me, so if I were you I'd watch out. You might get infected.

And I admit it, I like Sasunaru!! Take THAT, Romance-sword!! I love it to bits and I read about it and …. Heh… cough… OK, I’m done now!! :P (I’m an idiot, BUT I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!! LET IDIOTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD with Bumblebee and Naruto!!)

1 more thing: How utterly GORGEOUS is Naruto's dad?! (my picture). lol.

Awsome/Hilarious/Memorable Quotes!

"We do what we must, even if it doesn't make sense." Ratchet, TF Animated

"Fate rarely calls apon us in a moment of our chosing." Optimus Prime, 2007verse'

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but TODAY... is a gift. That's why they call it the present." The turtle Dude from Kung Fu Panda (forgot his damn name! :P)

"A snake that crawled on the earth dreamt of soaring through the sky, knowing full well it was impossible. Still, hoping beyond hope, it kept its eye on a baby bird it nurtured in its own nest little realising that actually the snake is prey because that bird is a hawk... ready to take to the sky!" Sasuke, Naruto (insert endless fangirl squeal :D)

"Some things you see with your eyes. Others, you see with your heart." Littlefoot's mother, the Land Before Time (tis' made me cry :c)

"Looks peaceful, yes? Look closer you must, because for every star, a story there is." Yoda, The Clone Wars (Don't ya just love his deranged but wise speaking pattern? XD)

"When you are protecting someone you care about, you truly can become as strong as you must be!" Haku, Naruto

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs, Dinosaurs eats Man, and Woman inherits the Earth." Jurrassic Park

"And so they leapt forward into a perilous quest that led them over mountains and across seas, battling monsters standing in their way and travelling long into the nights... which was really stupid, becuse the guy they were looking for lived RIGHT NEXT DOOR." The Narrator, Dave the Barbarian (LOL!!)

Alex: "According to my dad, Lions don't dance."
Marty: "WHAT?!"
Madagascar 2

Bumblebee: "Hate to say it, but Sentinel's got a point. I'd feel a lot safer with Wasp behind bars."
Optimus Prime: "That's not your call to make, Bumblebee."
Sentinel Prime: "And it's not your call to make either, Optimus. I'm in command."
Optimus Prime: "On Cybertron; This planet is my jurisdiction."
Sentinel Prime: "This is a Cybertronian fugitive, and I'll enforce my authority as the... the...uhh... Primer Prime!"
Optimus Prime: "Did you just make that up?!"
Sentinel Prime: "No!"
Optimus Prime: "There's no such thing as a "Primer Prime!'"
Sentinel Prime: "It's a real term; look it up."
Optimus Prime: "I'm not gonna look it up!"
Sentinel Prime: "'Fraid I'm right?"
Transformers Animated (Man, this whole conversation was fucking HILARIOUS!! I couldn't breathe!! and yes, they ACTUALLY say every word! Poor Opty :=)

Grift: "Guys! Let me outa this prison! I'm a red too! I don't even know this guy!!"
Church: "Thanks for the support Grift. Way to be a team player."
Grift: "Hey, I gotta think about myself here!"
Church "There's no "I" in team, Grift."
Grift: "Well, there's no "U" eaither!
Church: "So if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobodies on the godamn team!! This team sucks!"
Red vs. Blue. (Immensly entertaining)

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Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pale Moon's Love by FlexRhysode1 reviews
Naruto comes back after training with Jiraiya for 3 years, to find he wasn’t the only one who grew stronger and matured. Naruto goes on a quest to bring back Sasuke and the Akatsuki interfere. But Hinata's grown as well, and won't let anyone hurt Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Birds and Bumblebees by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,047 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Naruto: The Last Shinobi by ChaosGhidorah reviews
After being taken captive by Orochimaru, Naruto finds himself waking up in a strange new world where people, instead of using Ninjutsu or powers from within, seem to be able to command the very elements around themselves. NarutoAvatar Xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,011 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,654 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U.
New Divide by Karategal reviews
Movie Verse : 2009 As the Autobots struggle to battle both the Decepticons and the Fallen, Bumblebee must fight his own inner battle concerning not only his creation, but also his place amongst those he considers comrades and enemies. ROTF
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Inner Strength by Colb-a-nater reviews
My first story. Ash gets turned into a Pikachu and has to find a way to change back, but with Team Aqua on his back, it wont be easy. It makes it even harder...if you are a father. First few chapters are bad, but later ones are better.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,955 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Suffering Silence by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
What the shell is going on? and why can't I move? The last thing I remember was going out to pick up some pizzas.. Mikey's P.O.V. hurt/comfort and Mystery too.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,218 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Michelangelo
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sparkling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee
Full Moon Rising by MavsGirl22 reviews
Some say the world will end in fire; Some say in ice." In the years that have passed since Ozai's fall the world is healing, is recovering, but it is not peaceful. A new threat is on the horizon and I fear the unknown. My love is my greatest weapon. KxA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,622 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Katara, Aang
Fires Rekindling by jesser17 reviews
Things are not well in Konoha. A coup lands an unwanted man as Hokage, and Naruto goes missing. What happens when a certain Uchiha finds him? SasuNaruSasu. Spoiler warnings for 428 . Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,812 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunions by Stormy1x2 reviews
The long awaited sequel to 'Unlikely Partners'. A TMNT/Transformers crossover. It's a reunion - though the people involved haven't technically met before. Done for LJ's fanfic100 community.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Leonardo, April O'Neil
A Handful of Frozen Time by Hearts of Eternity reviews
One-shot Bumblebee has always had a special gift to make to world and the war seem far away. Arcee wishes she could hold on to that gift a little longer.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Like a Brother by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated: A quick little look into the softer side of Bumblebee and Prowl's relationship. NOT SLASH. COMPLETED.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bumblebee, Prowl - Complete
The Ninth by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Feared all over the land for his legendary strength and merciless nature, Kyuubi no Kitsune needs the company of no one. So why is it that he now finds himself in possession of one hyperactive blonde human child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Early April by Netbug-Archive reviews
Animated When Sari had explained to Bumblebee what April Fools day was, the idea of anything good coming out of the resulting situation was lost to the overhearing Ratchet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bumblebee, Prowl - Complete
Speeding by KrysSaiyan reviews
TFA. For a bot that prized speeding above all else, he thought it was unfair in the worst way that he should wish so much for something to slow down. BeeSari
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bumblebee, Sari S. - Complete
Perfect Dark by sillynekorobs reviews
When an unexpected disaster strikes the Underground base Daxter finds himself trapped with his best friend's dark alter ego, a fate almost certainly equivalent to death. Or... maybe not...? WAFF
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
Nothing On TV by KrysSaiyan reviews
Sari attempts to impress Bumblebee, Bulkhead is glad to know he's not the most oblivious bot in the crew, and Ratchet just wishes people would stop messing with his medbay as an excuse to get advice. Heavily implied BeeSari.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Bumblebee, Sari S. - Complete
Murphy's Law by ShyLight reviews
Through a careless act on his part, Michelangelo causes his brothers to lose their weapons. So, he decides to go after them. Little does he know, this was the first domino in a plan of revenge, at which he is the center of.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,570 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
The Morning After by Juxtaposie reviews
An atypical morning after for Zuko and Aang... And their wives. Kataang, Maiko, crackfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Unlikely Partners by Stormy1x2 reviews
[xover with Transformers] After the Decepticons trash a downtown NYC building, the Autobots are sent to help the humans, only to find a surprise in a hidden subbasement. Sideswipe may have met his match.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
Thinking 'Bout The Future by Epona Harper reviews
2007 Movie You didn't think Sector Seven would let Bumblebee go home with Sam without protest, did you?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2007 - J. Keller, R. Simmons - Complete
Home by Stormy1x2 reviews
6th story in the Child's Play Arc. Mikey goes exploring, loses his way, and now he just wants to go home. One shot, complete, request fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Dog Tags by Nicole Silverwolf reviews
“What exactly is a dog tag? Ratchet has never mentioned such a thing before. And since he so constantly hates being referred to as a pet animal I would not think he would choose to wear one.” A missing vignette in Up Your Arsenal.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
That Which Prowls in the Dark of Night by Kellie Fay reviews
Can Michelangelo keep Raphael and his brothers safe when his nightmares start to come true?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,516 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
A Turtle's Tail Tale by Kellie Fay reviews
In the middle of a fight, Raphael is saved by a mysterious woman. Who is she? Why does she have such profound affect on our boys in green, and what does Mikey know that he’s not telling?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,281 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/10/2004
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In the Alien Base
Bumblebee finally manages to get his team to relax for a fun family night at their base- no decepticons, no hero work and no cleaning up the city. So what do they do? Play Halo, of course! Part Crack, Part stupid, all fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009
Moonlight Kisses reviews
Ichigo is unsure of his feelings towards Rukia, and she's wondering how to tell him. Maybe a night ouside alone is all they need... Cute One-shot for my friend's B-day. IchigoxRukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Transforming Beetles reviews
What do you think would happen if Bumblebee from Transformers and Herbie the Lovebug where to ever meet? A race, of course.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Herbie series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bumblebee