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Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Misc. Books.

Name: Jessica N White

Age: 15- third eldest in my group but the shortest (sigh), well I have less chance of being struck by lightning with them, so sucked in tall people you never thought of that did you NO!

Music: POWDERFINGER!, Snow Patrol, Vampire Weekend, British India, Phoenix... (listen to Triple J people! buy the hottest 100 CD!)

Fave books: Twilight, Mortal Instruments, Sabriel/Liarel (can't get a hold of Abhorsen D: ) , Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Artemis Fowl, shiver&Linger

Book Boys: (from books above) , Benjamin. Jace, Touchstone, Fang, Gale, Sam.

Sport: Grass Hockey, Umpiring Grass Hockey, Summer Hockey, (Wooo we won the finals!!)

Fact: I had my appendix taken out. gruesome scar.


The most Stupidest things said by my friends:

King- "Ashleigh, take your top off" (beside the swimming pool, so she had her swimmers on)

me...in maths...when all was silent..-"So 'King' goes "Ashleigh, take your top off""

King- "Ashleigh (Dozey212) , get your hands out of your pants" (Just to let you know. She actually had a pencil case shaped like a pair of jeans...but...FYI...the rest of the "totally silent" class didn't know that...)

King- "Ashleigh, unzip your pants" (she has now gotten rid of the pencil case)

Puts the D in pedo - "do caterpillars were shoes?"

Tick-tack buddy- "How many side does a triangle have?" Puts the D in Pedo - "Duh, One!" (she actually thought she was right...and by the way...she was in year 8...)

me- "Mum! There's a spider in the bathroom" Mum- "Take a panadol" (once she falls asleep there's nooo waking her up)

Puts the D in Pedo- "How long is the 1500m race?"

Madison- "My back hurts" King- "Rap it in glad-rap"

Tick-tack buddy "1X1 = 2 right?"

Our maths teacher - " Whats a 3D shape?" Puts the D in Pedo- "...a square?"

Lord- "Sir, i have ink-poisoning!" Random substitute Teacher for English- "If you winge again, your out of my class room!" (she really had ink-poisoning. and he really said that)

Tick-tack buddy- " Your stupid" Puts the D in Pedo- "I don't get it..." (She really didn't)

Lord, Tick-tack buddy, and puts the D in Pedo- "Tick tack- Its not just a Mint, Its a Drug."

Tick-tack Buddy- "One by one the Penguins steel my sanity" (She got that of an icon...She still likes to use it)

Puts the D in Pedo- "Please tell me Fluro Jump-suites are coming back into Season"

Lord...Mind you...she was like 3...and didn't know swear words- "Your a...Pumby Head!" (Now she has that as a nickname...Pumby)

Puts the D in Pedo- "Just use a new bit of paper!" Tick-tack Buddy- "God Laura! Paper doesn't grow on trees!"

Maths Teacher- (No. Not Mr Pie.) "You shouldn't talk about people behind they're backs unless they're nice." Ashleigh (Dozey212) "That's why we don't talk about you, sir."

King- "oi, ash, Remember the Ally Theory?" me- "Whats Green?"

Puts the D in Pedo- "I so wanna, like, be the Tarzan of the future!"

Dozey- "I didn't know atoms were furry."

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The White Knight by Hazelmist reviews
He was her white knight but he was no angel… He didn't flinch. He shivered where she touched him and shut his eyes. "Tessa." He cleared his throat… Jem/Tessa. UPDATED! AU after Clockwork Angel but may still contain spoilers for CP and CP2.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010 - [Tessa G., Jem C.]
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Midnight Encounters by Pendragon2601 reviews
Tessa is watching over Jem one night when she recieves a visitor. Post Clockwork Prince. Contains Spoilers and Sexual Content. Will/Tessa/Jem
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Perfect by OwlinAMinor reviews
He had always known he would win. But he had never imagined that winning would be this … perfect. One-shot/drabble. LaurelxTamani.
Wings, Aprilynne Pike - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Laurel S., Tamani - Complete
Budding by bubblegum14u reviews
Sam and Grace are finally together, both as humans. But now there is a new problem to deal with and her name is Shelby. Shelby wants to be in charge and even though Sam will not be turning into a wolf anymore he still is a threat. Rated T for romance.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Grace, Sam
Escape by EclipsedbyJacob reviews
Charlie and Rene force Bella into a hospital after Edward leaves. As it turns out, her roommate Clary has secrets, too. A friendship blossoms, as they escape the imprisonment. Twilight, Mortal Instruments X-over. Set in NM and Post CoA. R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,586 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Clary F.
Clarissa Fairchild, a shadowhunter by teddiesxturtles reviews
Clary begins to train as a shadow hunter. 3 months after their return from Idris, trouble starts again with the Downworlders. What is going on? JacexClary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009
Forgotten Angels by ToesNtheWater reviews
Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Crowning Tristan by Sedri reviews
We've seen Tristan grow from a boy to a man, but how does that man become a king? A gapfiller between the end of the battle and the coronation. Movieverse, with elements from the book. Canon pairings. Discontinued; final chapters summarised.
Stardust - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,755 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
City of Untold Secrets and Protectors by nicolethecrazyone reviews
Everything was fine until someone is folowing and hunting the Shadowhunters. They will need a new protector holding secrets that even the Angel himself dosen't know. Come along for a new terror, loved filled adventure including all your favorite caracters
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Pink by BellaBaby2813 reviews
If I have learned anything from Jace in the four years I’ve known him, and trust me, I’ve learned a lot, was that Jace and the color pink did not get along.:Based a few years after City of Glass:.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009
Cookies by MiniFeverency reviews
Fang's POV. Max asks Fang to help her bake cookies, but things don't go as expected. When do they ever for the flock? Post-MAX. One-shot. R&R. I got a LITTLE carried away with the FAX from Fang's POV, bee tee dubs. ha.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Max, V. Martinez - Complete
Confessions in the Dark by UsayImaDreamer reviews
A short, sweet moment between Clary and Jace, that only the dark has witnessed. Set immediately after Ch. 14 in City of Glass, no immediate spoilers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
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Through Wolves Eyes reviews
My own stuff, for an assignment, just wanted some feedback *cough*-gabby-*cough*-ashleigh-*another cough for good measure*
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Opening The Truth reviews
On the boat in City Of Glass Valentine is about to tell Clary the truth but is interupted. Well not in this version. MAJOR SPOILERS, IF U HAVENT READ COG DONT READ THIS! 1st fanfic :P
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.