Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments, and Misc. Books.
Name: Jessica N White
Age: 15- third eldest in my group but the shortest (sigh), well I have less chance of being struck by lightning with them, so sucked in tall people you never thought of that did you NO!
Music: POWDERFINGER!, Snow Patrol, Vampire Weekend, British India, Phoenix... (listen to Triple J people! buy the hottest 100 CD!)
Fave books: Twilight, Mortal Instruments, Sabriel/Liarel (can't get a hold of Abhorsen D: ) , Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Artemis Fowl, shiver&Linger
Book Boys: (from books above) , Benjamin. Jace, Touchstone, Fang, Gale, Sam.
Sport: Grass Hockey, Umpiring Grass Hockey, Summer Hockey, (Wooo we won the finals!!)
Fact: I had my appendix taken out. gruesome scar.
The most Stupidest things said by my friends:
King- "Ashleigh, take your top off" (beside the swimming pool, so she had her swimmers on)
me...in maths...when all was silent..-"So 'King' goes "Ashleigh, take your top off""
King- "Ashleigh (Dozey212) , get your hands out of your pants" (Just to let you know. She actually had a pencil case shaped like a pair of jeans...but...FYI...the rest of the "totally silent" class didn't know that...)
King- "Ashleigh, unzip your pants" (she has now gotten rid of the pencil case)
Puts the D in pedo - "do caterpillars were shoes?"
Tick-tack buddy- "How many side does a triangle have?" Puts the D in Pedo - "Duh, One!" (she actually thought she was right...and by the way...she was in year 8...)
me- "Mum! There's a spider in the bathroom" Mum- "Take a panadol" (once she falls asleep there's nooo waking her up)
Puts the D in Pedo- "How long is the 1500m race?"
Madison- "My back hurts" King- "Rap it in glad-rap"
Tick-tack buddy "1X1 = 2 right?"
Our maths teacher - " Whats a 3D shape?" Puts the D in Pedo- "...a square?"
Lord- "Sir, i have ink-poisoning!" Random substitute Teacher for English- "If you winge again, your out of my class room!" (she really had ink-poisoning. and he really said that)
Tick-tack buddy- " Your stupid" Puts the D in Pedo- "I don't get it..." (She really didn't)
Lord, Tick-tack buddy, and puts the D in Pedo- "Tick tack- Its not just a Mint, Its a Drug."
Tick-tack Buddy- "One by one the Penguins steel my sanity" (She got that of an icon...She still likes to use it)
Puts the D in Pedo- "Please tell me Fluro Jump-suites are coming back into Season"
Lord...Mind you...she was like 3...and didn't know swear words- "Your a...Pumby Head!" (Now she has that as a nickname...Pumby)
Puts the D in Pedo- "Just use a new bit of paper!" Tick-tack Buddy- "God Laura! Paper doesn't grow on trees!"
Maths Teacher- (No. Not Mr Pie.) "You shouldn't talk about people behind they're backs unless they're nice." Ashleigh (Dozey212) "That's why we don't talk about you, sir."
King- "oi, ash, Remember the Ally Theory?" me- "Whats Green?"
Puts the D in Pedo- "I so wanna, like, be the Tarzan of the future!"
Dozey- "I didn't know atoms were furry."
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