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Joined 07-07-09, id: 1997986, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

For those who lurk on both sites and might be wondering, I am anon_decepticon on Livejournal. If you wish, you can reach my LJ via the link listed above under "Home Page." Since FFN doesn't allow adult content, my LJ is the place to go for my explicit sticky (read: TFs having humanized sex) slash fics. To be honest, most of my fic is pretty "mature" in content, but I try to toe the line, so you won't find any outright smut here.

What you will find - I hope - are some enjoyable (if occasionally somewhat smutty) TF fanfics. Most contain slash; consider yourself warned. Reviews are welcome - I love getting them! They invariably inspire me to write more, and keep me going when I get discouraged. Concrit is also welcome, as I'm always eager to improve my writing. If you have specific questions about a fic, feel free to PM me - I'm pretty good about replying promptly. If you liked a fic enough to favorite it, please consider taking a moment to leave a review and tell me what you liked about it! It's nice to know people like my fics, but it's really nice to know why. Tell me what I'm doing right - I'll try to do more of it!

Things I dislike: Mary Sues (especially OFCs whose sole purpose is to be the love interest of the author's favorite canon character), characters behaving wildly out-of-character, mpreg, sparkling fluff fics, crossovers, healing sexxors, TFs turned into humans and/or genderswapped, and pretty much every other tired fanfic cliche you can name. I do however enjoy reading fics that put a fresh spin on an old cliche or feature an OC that is NOT a Sue - check out my favorites list for some excellent examples.

Things I love: Canon-faithful fics, unusual but plausible pairings, subtle characterization, accurate psychology, angst and romance.

*PLAGIARIST ALERT: It's come to my attention that Wildgodess451 has taken it upon herself to steal large chunks of chapters 2 and 11 of "After Atlantis" in chapters 2 and 5 her fic "TFP: Trauma."If you see anything else in her fics that looks suspiciously familiar (assuming you can stomach reading them in the first place) please report this KNOWN PLAGIARIST to FFN so they can alert the author she's stealing from.

Collaborative Works:

Fellow author and Stunticon fan QoS and I recently completed our Stunticons-turned-human fic, "Crash Course.” (FFN has decided to delete my links, so look for it under my Favorites - it's posted on QoS's account.) Our goal in writing it (apart from having fun) was to create a story that avoided the pitfalls many TF humanization fics fall into - and I think we succeeded. "Crash Course" is not a fic about five humans who happen to have the Stunticons' names - it's a fic about the Stunticons getting stuck in human bodies and trying desperately to get their old ones back. Even if you don't normally like humanization fics, I humbly request that you give this one a try. You may find yourself pleasantly surprised.

WiP Status Report:

“Dead Air” - This one snuck up on me unexpectedly and demanded to be written, making it the newest addition to my seemingly-endless to-do list. Inspired by Peacewish’s ongoing LJ kink meme fic,These Games We Play.” (You don't need to have read TGWP to appreciate “Dead Air,” but it's cross-posted here on FFN if you'd like to.)

"Strictly Business” - Next on deck now that "Crash Course” is complete, this fic will be vying for my attention in-between chapters of "Dead Air."

"New Leaf”- As it stands, this fic is technically complete, but because people have asked, I'm considering writing a sequel. The bunnies have got some heavy competition, though.

An as-yet-untitled Starscream-centric longfic set in my Seekersmut continuity, which delves into the burning question of Why Starscream Is Like That. I anticipate this will be a massive "Atlantis"-sized or larger undertaking, so I'm trying to finish off some of my smaller projects first. Still...mmmm, Seekers.

My NC-17-Rated fics are posted to AOx3 (Archive of Our Own). My userID there is anon_decepticon. Since we're evidently not allowed to link things any more, Google is your friend.

Posting on FFN has made me realize just how much of what I write is pr0n! I've written a lot more than 6 fics, but most of them would probably get me kicked off this site so fast it's not even funny. I think I can get away with giving summaries, though, so here's the smut list:

"Xenophilia” (Raoul/Tracks) - Tracks gets shrunk. Raoul is there to help. My first smutfic. Interspecies/Xeno, obviously.

"Smoke and Mirrors” (Inferno/Red Alert, Inferno/Breakdown) An angsty little 4-part series about a 'Con with a crush. Contains stalking, non- and dub-con. Inferno saves Breakdown from a fiery end, an act which leaves Breakdown rather...confused.

A group of primarily Thundercracker/Skywarp stickyfics I affectionately refer to as the Seekersmut series. Decepticon-style romance at its finest. Contains threesomes, non and dub con, and other wholesome things.

My first (serious) attempt at a TFA fic featuring my TFA!OTP, Lockdown/Swindle, "Strictly Business.” Contains non-violent non-con and a hefty dose of dark humor.

All fics posted to my Dreamwidth, LiveJournal or AOx3 have an overall mature/explicit content warning. Don't read if you're not old enough, please - your mom will kill me! All posts are public and anon commenting is enabled, so you don't need an DW, LJ or AOx3 account to read or review. Questions and concrit are welcome - in fact I have a post for that on my LJ, aka my Personal Canon Meme. If you have a burning question, feel free to stop by and ask! (PMs are fine too, if you don't mind de-anoning.)

Thanks for reading!

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Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Fallen Heroes by QoS reviews
The Stunticons find a way to win the war... and to lose everything else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,060 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Dead End - Complete
Diamonds by QoS reviews
Wildrider gives a friend a birthday present. Takes place two years after "The Girl Who Loved Wildrider".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Wildrider - Complete
Stockholm by Kookaburra reviews
Originally written for the Transformers Anonymous Kink Meme. The Autobots have been defeated and enslaved by the Decepticons. These are their stories as they attempt to survive and escape. WARNINGS: Angst, non-con
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Mirage, Motormaster
Crash Course by QoS reviews
An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,351 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Breakdown, Dead End - Complete
Trapped by TSBP reviews
Frenzy is trapped in more ways than one when he's captured by the Autobots, and forced to make decisions he would rather avoid. Will he go back to the way things were? Or has he been given the opportunity for something entirely new? Mature themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 125,518 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Frenzy, Ironhide
The Pot Calls The Kettle Black by Gimme-Chan reviews
Knock Out doesn't take it well when Breakdown fantasizes about someone else during interfacing. Sure it's ok for HIM to do it, but not Breakdown! Mech on Mech, mentions of Mech on Femme. Kinda fluffy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
To Make Right by Gimme-Chan reviews
A short blip I wrote to satisfy me on where Knock Out was durning Operation: Breakdown and then some. It's kinda fluffy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Bushwhacked by Kisu Pure reviews
An average human, and an average Autobot, each with their own baggage. They discover that life is complicated. Hound/OFC; interspecies romance, drama, and conspiracies.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,132 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Beachcomber - Complete
Difficult Things by Dreaming of Everything reviews
G1. Hound's realized Sunstreaker is watching him, which is kind of unnerving, really. Sunstreaker is convinced he wants absolutely positively nothing to do with Hound. Sideswipe's amused. Bumblebee's bemused. Everyone else is clueless--so far. HoundxTwins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hound, Sunstreaker
Involuntary Celibacy by ultharkitty reviews
G1 Decepticam AU. Vortex has a bad reputation, and as a consequence is having a serious problem getting any action. After some thought, Onslaught decides to help. Contains explicit consensual sticky robot sex, dom/sub, virgin kink, crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Never Did Run Smooth by Thing With No Talent reviews
Beast Wars. Shakespeare was right. Love is never easy... especially with these two. Dinobot/Rattrap, alternate continuity, mature themes, free popcorn provided.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,386 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Rattrap, Dinobot
Odd Mech Out by QoS reviews
Motormaster tries to spend off-duty time with his team, though he's not sure what exactly they do together. But he's going to find out. The sequel to "Fun and Games".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Motormaster - Complete
Wheeljack REALLY Likes Explosions by DawnnsGrace reviews
G1: One reason why Wheeljack may have so many explosive accidents in the lab. Requested from tfanonkink meme community on live journal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Wheeljack - Complete
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Kookaburra reviews
An alternate take on events at the end of and after Auto Berserk. Red Alert and Inferno are captured by the Decepticons. Red Alert is tormented by Starscream, leaving Inferno with an unthinkable choice. WARNING: RAPE/NON-CON
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Starscream, Red Alert - Complete
Jump Shot by dfastback68 reviews
G1. There are a lot of reasons Seekers and Stunticons don't mix. This is only one of them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Really Stupid by dfastback68 reviews
G1. Wildrider learns some new human customs, while Drag Strip learns those customs are better left to the humans.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Drag Strip, Wildrider - Complete
The Girl Who Loved Wildrider by QoS reviews
When Wildrider is kicked out of the Decepticon base, he decides to find a human to keep him company. But the one he picks has more problems than just a Stunticon terrorist. Not a romance, despite the title.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,829 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Wildrider - Complete
Static by KrysSaiyan reviews
Skyfire's not too keen on letting go. SkyfirexStarscream. First chapter written for the Transformers kink meme on LiveJournal. Now a series of oneshots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
The Worst Race by QoS reviews
Drag Strip competes against another Stunticon in what will be the worst race of his life. And that was before the Combaticons bet on the other guy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Drag Strip - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Lambo in the Mist by Kookaburra reviews
Inferno and Red Alert have a tryst in Portland. G1/Marvel-verse. Warnings: Slash, D/s.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Consult Your Doctor Before Use by Kookaburra reviews
Hound brings something to the bedroom that's just a little too much for Mirage. Warnings: Slash, misuse of a medical device.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Nothing and Everything by iiskaa reviews
Hound first meets Thundercracker early in the war, in a run-down bar in Neutral territory. G1, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Stunticons vs Combaticon by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Breakdown calls for help when Vortex’s taunting gets too much. And Motormaster actually responds. Slash only if you squint. Short and surprisingly cute... for Stunticons at any rate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
In Rilievo by S. Phantom reviews
Soundwave is starting to get some strange signals from a comrade. G1verse. Rated T for suggestiveness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Soundwave, Thundercracker - Complete
flashbang by iiskaa reviews
Skywarp and Rumble have nothing good to say to each other. Something has to come of it. G1, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Skywarp, Rumble - Complete
Rain by anoneight8 reviews
Feeling restless and worried, Bumblebee leaves for a night run only to encounter far more than he'd intended. Movieverse. Set between TF1 and TF:ROTF. Barricade x Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Twisted by OKami-hu reviews
BarricadeBumblebee. One death paves the road for two more... 'Cade and Bee both fall deeper into madness, hating each other with passion but that isn't the only emotion their sparks hold.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,384 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Routine by KrysSaiyan reviews
-You've skipped out on it since we woke up on this backwater mudball. Our performance is suffering.- Starscream, Thundercracker, snd Skywarp engaging in trine-snuggling and bonding. As much as one can, with a wingmate like Starscream anyway. Not fluffy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
In a spider web by Syntia13 reviews
BW. Cheetor got tangled in a web and can't get out. Side note: Tarantulas is a psycho. I'm not so sure about Cheetor. WARNINGS: Slash, noncon of sorts, Tarantulas's POV
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Tarantulas, Cheetor - Complete
Strength by Hellsfirescythe reviews
Being human, Spike gets a much different venue of peering into a Cybertronian’s personality. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Devastated by Wayward reviews
When one of the Constructicons is destroyed, the others must find a sixth or die trying...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2002
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Tryst reviews
Ultra Magnus meets a certain someone in secret for a private tête à tête. Slash, PwP one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus - Complete
Dead Air reviews
Soundwave is killed in battle, leaving his cassettes behind to pick up the pieces.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Rumble, Frenzy
After Atlantis reviews
Canon-faithful, Wheeljack-centric. An alternate ending to the G1 episode "Atlantis, Arise." Raped by Starscream, Wheeljack struggles to cope. Not your standard rapefic. Slash ensemble, multiple pairings. Rated M for mature themes; may be triggering.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,654 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Wheeljack, Trailbreaker - Complete
TMI reviews
TFA one-shot. Megatron and Blitzwing discover that while some things are best left to the imagination, others are really, really not. Mature humor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Lugnut, Strika - Complete
Jumpstart reviews
On a lonely desert road, Wildrider and Drag Strip make a discovery. Slash, PwP one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Drag Strip, Wildrider - Complete
New Leaf reviews
07 Movieverse AU. The war is over, and the Decepticons have fled Earth. A severely damaged Skywarp is left behind. In desperation, he turns to the Autobots. How far will he go to ensure his own survival?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
LOLOMGBBQ reviews
One-shot. While surfing the human internet, Blaster discovers LOLspeak and decides to adopt it as his norm. Everyone is confused and/or irritated by this…except for one mech, who finds it very, very hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete