Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
Food? Parsnips or Grapes
Film? The Lion King
Artist? Frank Turner or Florence
Book? Harry Potter
TV Show? Miranda, Sherlock, Friends, Ashes to Ashes, Robin Hood, Ballykissangel, North and South, Pride and Prejudice
The flaws in Rock, paper, scissors...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
The Rules of Hogwarts:
I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand.
I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".
I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort.
I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Lubricant.
I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go!' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.
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