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Poll: Favorite Merlin pairing? I'm curious as to where most of the fanbase falls. From my perceptions Merlin/Arthur seems to be the most popular, but maybe it's just the most vocal XD I'm even going to vote myself. Vote Now!
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Joined 07-07-09, id: 1998162, Profile Updated: 05-27-16
Author has written 59 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Misc. Books, Hunger Games, Host, Book X-overs, House of Night, Maximum Ride, StarTrek: Voyager, Greek Mythology, Warriors, Bible, Eon: Dragoneye Reborn, Merlin, Underland Chronicles, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

The Bible (X3)

Twilight (X8)

Greek Mythology (X11)

The Host (X3)

Goddess of Yesterday

Night World (X3)

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

House of Night (X2)

Dusie

Hunger Games

Percy Jackson (X2)

I Am Mordred

39 Clues (X3)

Esther: Courage to Stand (X2)

Warriors

The Hadassah Covenant

The Reluctant Queen: The Love Story of Queen Esther

Claudia: Wife of Pontius Pilate

The Unicorn Chronicles

Eon

The Drake Chronicles

The Selection

Rumpelstiltskin

Harry Potter

Once Upon a Time

Darkwood

Star Trek: Voyager

Merlin

Note: I do not read or write fanfiction where a character who is paired with someone in the canon is paired with anyone but that person. The exception to this would be Amy/Ian from 39 clues. Another exception would be if the person they were paired with in the canon died in the canon. Such as in the case of Bree Tanner or Marcus Volturi. Otherwise, I say leave them be.

Some pairings are just creepy anyway...

Hermione/Snape - That my friends is called pedophilia.

Favorite pairings:

Leah/Marcus - Twilight. Yes I know it's weird.

Ian/Amy - 39 Clues

Lily/James - Harry Potter

Hector/Andromache - Geek Mythology

Things I hate/strongly dislike:

Greek mythology fics where Menelaus is the bad guy and Paris is the good guy. (I LOATHE that Troy movie...)

If anyone knows any good Greek mythology fics where Menelaus is the good guy, pm me. Non M-rated.

Dumbledore is evil fanfictions.

Snape was really a nice guy all along fanfictions.

Ugh! There was this story I read it was a Percy Jackson one called A Quest Of Love, but I don't know the author's name and I can't find bthe story and I don't know if she's taken it down or what, if any of you know what I'm talking about or know the author's name please pm me.

Creepy Quote Contest


There will be ten contestants (including me) You can't make up a quote directly for the contest but it can be from any book, movie, story you've written or story you've read or even from a roleplay

1. "amazing what peace a massacre can cause"- Frost That Never Melts, The Host Role Play

Pictures for The Square Root of Love:

Ariana's necklace (gold chain):

Ariana's stuffed cat:

Ariana's book:

Andriana's skateboard:

Andriana's stuffed cat:

Andriana's book:

Andriana's t-shirt:

Attention all Fanfictioners, Attention all Fanfictioners, hear ye, hear ye, I am having a contest. There are probably other contests like this but I wanted to do this. It is a contest to see who can get the most flames. You are supposed to write sucky stories. Each week there will be another contest with a new category. The winners will be announced and new contest category posted each Thursday unless I don't get enough people for a contest then it will continue. pm me to enter. I will write a story to go along with each week though I will not actually enter the contest.

This week's category is: Twilight

Rules*

1. No rated M

2. As each week is a seperate contest it is not neccesary to enter them all to enter one ort two however you may if you would like.

3. You are allowed to tell people why you wrote it/beg for flames.

4. The entries for this contest must be one-shots

placings in the previous competition:

1st: bloomforever

2nd: Ryan Ford

3rd: akoayphilipino

4th: Silvertongue90

5th: brotherofanelvenwannabe

Prizes:

1st place: give me a plot and I will try to my best ability to write a story for it.

2nd place: I will R&R 5 of your stories or all of them if you have less than three

3rd place: I will R&R 3 of your stories or all of them if you have less than three

Contestants:

DarkMoonFairy94

My 9 Names:
Real name--Tiera
Gangsta name (4 letters of real name plus 'izzle')--Tierizzle
Detective name (fav color, fav animal)--Purple Cat
Soap Opera name (middle name, street)--Michelle Willow (actualy the street i lioved on before this one)

Star Wars name (3 letters last name, 2 letters first name)--Harti
Superhero name (color of underwear, fav candy)-- Pink Milkey Way

Middle-Eastern name--Afsana

Your witness protection name (mom's and dad's middle names)--Lynn Bryan Charles Gordon Stuart

Goth name ('black' plus name of pet/toy)--Black Hope

Marcus' Parenting Book pics:

Lina's dress:

Cianna's dress:

Lina's cross necklace:

Lina's bracelet:

Lina's locket:

Marcus' tiara:

Sea Girl pictures:

Bree's sword- neclace form (except sea shell is a white with pink and yellow inside):

sword form (celestial bronze little seashell engraved on hilt):

Nessie's School Days pictures:

Anaxandria (sort of):

Emerald (could not find real life pic hair is shorter and different style):

Isabel(younger):

Renesmee (i guess):

Rose (not really but closest i could find):

Adopting the Sea pictures:

Rebecca (not exactly but closest i could find black hair):

Benjamin (minus the tattoo):

Cara (actually Connie Talbot):

Percy's birthday gifts:

Poseidon

Rosalie

Alice

Esme

Carlisle

Emmett

Edward

Jasper

Bella

Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires pictures:

Marina's room:

Percy and Annabeth's room:

Cyrena (ignore the foal):

Cyprian:

Callista:

Persephone:

Achilles:

78th Hunger Games:

Annabelle's reaping outfit:

dress: =

shoes:

Spark's reaping outfit

tuxedo:

shoes:

98th Half-blood Hunger Games

Reaping Out fits:

Krystal's outfit:

dress:

shoes:

headband:

Kyron's outfit:

shirt:

pants:

belt:

shoes:

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hated Hercules after reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

i found this game on the awesome persons account

List down 10 of your favorite media characters (House, SpongeBob, some dude from dancing with the stars) or friend or family member in a random order and then answer the questions with the list. LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!!

1: Harry Potter (Wizard from gasp harry potter isn’t it amazing)
2: Renesmee Cullen ( vampire-human hybrid from twilight)
3: Percy Jackson (son of Poseidon from gasps from the Percy Jackson books just like Harry is from the Harry Potter books)
4: Boots (kid from the Gregor books)
5: Hermione Granger (witch in Harry Potter)
6: Bella Swan (girl from Twilight)
7: Lily Evans/Potter (Harry’s mom from Harry Potter)

8: Esme Cullen (Edward’s mom in Twilight)

9: Carlisle Cullen (Edward’s dad in Twilight)

10: Alex (witch in Wizards of Waverly Place)

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

a monster attacks and Percy fights it off but he starts bleeding and Esme has to run away so that she doesn’t kill him.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Hermione pulls out her wand and hexes him and then out that Emmett got Malfoy to Imperius Carlisle into doing it. So she kills Malfoy and gets Rosalie to ground Emmett

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?:

6 she is a girl so it would be less awkward plus Harry lives in England

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Lilly tries to Erase Alex’s memory of this moment but Alex blocks it puts a video of the kiss on YouTube and shows it to Edward, Bella, Jacob, and James

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Bella and Percy in love?! Esme is not jealous for herself but is worried about Edward. She and Annabeth come up with a scheme to get Bella and Percy to break up.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?

4 is two years old but anyway don’t you think i could save myself anyway 7 comes and does a spell and we apparate away

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?sed magic to help cook the food and the ministry of magic came to take him away but he begged and pleaded and screamed and finally they agreed not to take him away if he would let them be on his show.

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?

he tends to her injuries and save her

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Percy is not gay so he will not marry 9. nor does he want Carlisle to rip his head off so he will not marry 8. so i guess 4.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Her wand

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Harry could show me totally awesome magic so… 1

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Alex got bored and knew she could win against a 2 year old

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Well he does have the Achilles thing and no one knows his weak spot so i suppose he does except Edward could read his mind and tell where the weak spot is so maybe not

14) Everyone is invite to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Esme goes to the wedding anyway and tells Renesmee she is not allowed to marry Alex and asks Edward and Bella why the hell are they letting Renesmee do this?!

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Lily could kill Bella with one spell although then she’d have Edward to answer to…

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Everybody gets bored except Boots and Renesmee because they’re own lives are much more exciting then a fairy tale but Boots and Renesmee and Alex make everyone else listen

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Harry arrives covered in blood and tells everyone Voldemort is coming everyone screams and runs away but later find out he’s not really coming but Edward and Bella got Harry to do it to stop the wedding

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Hermione falls asleep on my bed while Carlisle runs around saying I sparkle ha ha ha why don’t you sparkle like me real men sparkle ha ha ha.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Esme starts drinking the animals blood and for her birthday they got her jewelry

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

they are protesting all the things i write about them and i quickly write that they disappear and they do.

21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

She tells the wolves he broke the treaty and murdered someone and lets them take care of it for her.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6 save themself or 1?

Bella saves Harry instead of herself. Remember when James “took” her mother?

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

10 Alex is Alex nough said

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

They teach each other spells

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

They send Boots and Renesmee to it but Renesmee leaves Percy tries to stop her but she knocks him out

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Starts laughing and says “awww that’s so cute” and takes a picture.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

laughs and shows it to Esme

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Yeah! it rocks!

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Well Esme doesn’t eat anyway and Percy summons up a Pegasus and tells it to get thim some food.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Percy takes out his sword but Esme killed it before he even uncaps the sword

31) zOMG!! THERE'S A TIME BOMB IN THE FRICKING BUILDING!! Which one of the 10 will save us!!

8 or 9

32) 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 try to re-make the Jackson 5. (Get it?) Which one of them is going to get pissed off and leave?

5 will think they are wasting time that could be spent studying


33) OUCH!! You suddenly get hit in the head with a pineapple!! Who did it!?

Boots she is only two

34) 4 and 10 create a dance group. What is it called?

Alex and the Overlander.

35) 9 is skipping around, being all happy-happy-sun-shiny, so much, it makes you want to throw up on a puppy. Why is he/she so fricking happy?

He saved a bunch of patients?

36) A LION HAS ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO AND IS CHARGING RIGHT AT YOU!! Who will save you, 3, 6, or 7?

Lily she can do a spell

37) Which one will most likely jump off a building after watching 10 hours of dora?

Alex

38) Turns out, 2 got so drunk at that party last night, he/she photocopied 11 copies of his/her butt!! Do you show it to everyone or do you burn it?

Burn it or she would kill me slowly and painfully.

39) 5 is at the hospital and he/she wants YOU to stand in his/her place. Do you take the offer?

Heck yeah I get to go Hogwarts awesome!

40) 9 and 10 get in a huge fight! What does 1 do to stop it?

He uses the Protego shield charm

41) 4 REALLY hates 8 right now. Why?

She made her take a nap. Once again Boots is two.

42) THE BUILDING IS ONZ FIREZZ!! Everyone is saved except 1, 6, and 7. QUICK! Who do you save!?

Bella. The wizards can just either apparate or use the water spell


43) Love is in the air, and apparently, YOUR ALL ALONE!! (Ha ha!) Who do you choose as your date?

Percy. I guess


44) BAHUMBUG!! There's a Christmas party and everyone is going except 3. Why couldn't they make it?

Oh typical fight Kronos save the world thing

45) You walk into a room and find 2 worshiping a shrine of 10! What's your reaction!?

I say “Alex what the heck did you do to Renesmee?!”

46) OH WOE IS ME!! 8 has become emo! Why? Who re-consels him/her?

She slipped up and killed a human Carlisle helps her

47) 9, 6, and 4 are fighting over a piece of pie. Who wins?

Let’s see two year old, girl who trips over flat surfaces or super strong vampire um… 9!!

48) The world will end in 2012. Who's going to survive and who isn't?

They will all survive.

49) 7 has gone evil and has created A WORMHOLE!! What does everyone do to stop it!!

Harry makes his mother see sense

50) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Party!! On Olympus!!

found this game on Ismeme Daughter Of Athena's account

List Twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Poseidon

2. Tyson

3. Percy

4. Annabeth

5. Hestia

6. Zoe

7. Artemis

8. Hermes

9. Luke

10. Thalia

11. Rachel

12. Grover

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

ZOE AND RACHEL?? What the Hades?! gags Never have hopefully never will

Do You think Four is hawt? ...How hawt?

I’m a girl but Annabeth is pretty.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well Hermes would be a goddess and that would just be sick. The Hermes campers would be scarred for life because there dad is a chick?!

Can you recall any fanfics about Nine?

Lots

Would One and Two make a good couple?

Tyson is Poseidon’s son. That is wrong in so many ways…

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Don’t like either but 5/9 as 9 and 10 are both girls

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Um NO! maybe if there is author got problems

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Poseidon and Artemis are in a happy relationship until Luke runs off with Artemis. Poseidon, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rachel and a brief unhappy affair with Zoe, then follows the wise advice of Hestia and finds true love with Grover.

Um… ?? What the Hades?! Artemis is the eternal maiden, Poseidon and Rachel?! Zoe would not break her oath and Poseidon and Grover?! I repeat WHAT THE HADES??

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.) olympianchef213

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Poseidon)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods")

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.

T You ran down your street/through the park with a plastic sword/stick screraming gor Olympus/god or goddess. (Poseidon)

T When your mad at your parents you tell them you'd rather be god/goddess you hate's kid. (Ares)

T When you hear about an earthquake on the news you start scolding Poseidon.

T You try to talk to horses telepathically.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! 'Ts are ones I added

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish SisterOfAnElvenWannabe and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! (I feel sorry for him actually)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names.

Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!"

Crazy is when you tell your teacher that the reason you're failing her class is because her hair is distracting you.

Crazy is when you say humans are idiots and then when someone says that you just called yourself an idiot you say I'm not human I'm an alien/vampire

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you udrentnad waht Im syanig pstae tihs on yuor pfriloe.

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order.

1. Wanda (The Host)

2. Percy (Percy Jackson)

3. Ian (The Host)

4. Harry (Harry Potter)

5. Sunny (The Host)

6. Lilly (Harry Potter)

7. Renesmee (Twilight)

8. Bella (Twilight)

9. Edward (Twilight)

10. Esme (Twilight

Jacob (Twilight)

Jamie (The Host)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and No

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

um... not really

3. What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?

Um that's not possible being as Jamie is a guy but most likely if it did happen Edward would try to kill Jamie and Jared and Melanie would try to kill Nella

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, lots

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um not really

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

Five/nine Esme is Edwards MOM!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

She would back away slowly.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A strange new family comes to the caves and one Esme Cullen catches Ian's eye.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I sincerely hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Half-breed Hugs

Does anyone read Three het?

Probably I'm not entirely sure what that is but I think I know.

Does anyone write Eleven?

Yes lots of people

13. Would anyone write Two/Four/Five?

Percy/Harry/Jacob?! I hope not! Eew...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Beat of my Heart by Hilary Duff

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: May cause you to puke

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few months ago I think.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Wanda and Renesmee are in a happy relationship until Edward runs off with Renesmee. Wanda, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jacob and a brief unhappy affair with Jamie, then follows the wise advice of Sunny and finds true love with Percy.

What title would you give this fic?

What The Heck Is Going On?!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Disgusted.

9. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would make them take me to meet her.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would think that Bella's space-heater had maturity issues.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

TOed and I would steal Riptide.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Call Bella and Wanda.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist

Freak out and tell Melanie, Jared, and Wanda.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Glare at her then make her bake me cookies and if my teacher is a male make her flirt him into giving me an A and calling my parents and telling them he made a mistake. Then eat the cookies in front of my so-called friends and no offering them any.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I would think everybody she cared about had died or something.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Happy but wonder why.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Give it back Carrot Witch!

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

STUPID MYTHICAL CREATURES!

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Scream excitedly and give them hugs then realize that the class would be totally easy yay me

Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Sasu Saku123356 came up with this.

1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4.

“Of the corpse rising out of the leaves and sleepily brushing dead leaves from its jacket. (Let Me In: John Ajvide Lindqvist)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Computer, filing cabinet, coke can, picture frame

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Singing Bee

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

12: 17 am

5. What time is it:

!2:57

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The washing machine

7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

A couple hours ago, getting out of the car.

8. Before you started this what did you look at?

Kid On Fanfiction's profile

9. What are you wearing?

Blue jeans and a red t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

I think so, yeah I'm pretty sure.

11. When did you last laugh?

Half an hour to an hour ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Window, door, thermostat.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Everytime I look in the mirror or at my family.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its cool.

15. What is the last film you've saw?

The Prince Of Egypt

16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?

A mansion and lots of books.

17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it?

Innocencia (It means Innocent and I adore the name, I think it's really pretty)

18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it?

IDK maybe Micheal or Eric or something EDIT: Nicholas

This is my dream family:

an adopted older kid and an adopted younger kid and 5 biological children

oldest: girl: Innocencia Olivia (last name): red curls and green eyes

second: boy: Nicholas Orion (last name): brown or blonde hair and blue eyes

third: boy: Connor Joseph (last name): brown or blonde hair and blue eyes

identical twins: girl: Emmalie Alana (last name): blonde curls and green eyes girl: Esme Alyssa (last name): blonde hair and green eyes

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
order
, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Marcus
2. Renesmee
3. Bella
4. Edward
5. Angela
6. Alice
7. Esme
8. Carlisle
9. Emmett
10. Jacob
11. Seth
12. Jasper

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No and don't want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
His actor: no the real Edward: duh,

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Jasper got Edward pregnant. I'm pretty sure that's impossible.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah alot

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Angela/Emmett or angela/Jasper I don't like either but I guess A/J they arer both quietish.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Esme walked in on Renesmee and Jasper. She would scold them.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
He was her own personal sun. Edward left her and now she was with him. A werewolf now not a vampire. And she was happy. Bella/Jacob

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, *shudders violently, Carlisle?Marcus that's scary...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Esme/Jasper: A Mother's Love

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Edward makes Marcus happy for the first time in a few thousand years.

12. Do you read Three slash?
!Bella: no I don't read any slash

13. Do you write or draw Eleven?
Well he tends to imprint on my characters.

14. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Renesmee/Edward/Angela not as a couple thing maybe as some kind of father daughter thing

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Yeah!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
We Are One- Carlisle

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Marcus/Alice/Jasper: Warning: The Cullens and The Volturi nuff said

What might be a good pick-up/ flirt line for Ten to use on Two?
Jacob on Renesmee:

You are my soul mate

a not good pickup line would be:

I made out with your mom.

the six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Team Edward for love, Team Jacob for kindness

Team Bella for courage and not being spineless

Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm

Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm

Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun

Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one

Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth

Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept

Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace

Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for a cease

Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys

Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise

Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand

Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand

Team Everyone for working together to stop the fight

Team Stephanie Meyer for writing TWILIGHT!

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. SisterOfAnElvenWannabe!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough, cough*HAHAHAHAHA

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

If your life was a movie what would the soundtrack be?

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits: Jump Then Fall- Taylor Swift (interesting)

Waking up: The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift (um...)

First day of school: God is Bigger Than the Boogie Man- veggie Tales (I'm apparently really scared to go to school)

Falling in love: The Other Side of The Door- Taylor Swift (It is a love song)

Breaking up: We Got The Party With Us- Hannah Montanna and the Jonas Brothers (so I'm really happy about breaking up?)

Driving: baby Don't You Break My Heart Slow (ok then...)

Flashback: Come in With the Rain Taylor Swift (kinda fits)

Mental Breakdown: Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift( so I'm breaking down cuz I wanna be with him?)

Getting back together: Tied Together With A Smile-Taylor Swift (aw so he's comforting me by telling me I'm beautiful?)

Wedding: Jesus Take The Wheel- Carrie Underwood (I want Jesus to take The Wheel with my marriage)

Birth of a child: Breathe- Taylor Swift (odd)

Final battle: Daddy's Little Girl- Frankie J (I'm scared of my daddy dying in the battle)

Death scene: Butterfly Fly Away- Miley Cyrus (my child singing it in honor of me?)

Funeral: Bigger Than Us- Hannah Montana (cool, kinda weird though)

End credits: Teardrops on my Guitar- Taylor Swift (*shrugs*)

You Know You Are Still Living In 2009 When...

1. You enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played real solitaire in years

3. You would rather look all over the house for the remote the press the power button on the TV

4. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

6. As you read this you think of sending this to all your friends

7. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8. You were to busy to notice number 5

9. You actually looked back up to see if there even was a number 5

10. Now your laughing at your own stupidity

11. Now you will post this on your profile because you fell for it!

She's A Rebel

1. PUT YOUR iTUNES OR iPOD ON SHUFFLE (OR my YouTube Playlist).

2. FOR EACH QUESTION, PRESS THE "NEXT" BUTTON TO GET YOUR ANSWER.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME, NO MATTER HOW SILLY.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Come in With the Rain- Taylor Swift (er they want me to come in with the rain? cool)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

A Girl Worth Fighting For- Mulan(er... shouldn't I be thinking about a boy worth fighting for?”

WHAT IS 22?

God is Bigger Than the Boogie Man- Veggie Tales (and then my math)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Bigger Than Us- Hannah Montana (so my best friend is tall?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

God Help The Outcasts- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (he's an outcast apparently, cool I get a rebel boy)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift (interesting...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

I'll Make a Man Out of You- Mulan (I want to be a man when I grow up? But I'm a girl...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Year 3000- Jonas Brothers er... I think I won't get a date until then... ouch)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

No Place That Far- Sara Evans (No place they wouldn't go for me or no place far enough away to send me?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift (but its about been bored with the relationship...)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The Plagues- Prince of Egypt (I died from a plague?)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Backseat of a Greyhound Bus- Sara Evans (my hobby is riding buses... ok then...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

We Got The Party With Us- Hannah Montana (I threw a party when my parents weren't home?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Cheatin- Sara Evans (I apparently don't trust them)

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Tied Together With a Smile (breakdown)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Rockstar- Hannah Montana (either I'm dying as a rockstar or getting killed by one hmm...)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Baby Don't You Break My Heart Slow- Tayor Swift (aw I'm gonna regret breaking someone's heart, it actually makes sense)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Jesus Take the Wheel- Carrie Underwood (and why pray tell is that amusing?)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Butterfly Flt Away- Miley Cyrus (I don't want the butterfly to leave, come back butterfly!)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Hellfire- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (er... not gonna be a good marriage)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Coward of the County- Kenny Rogers (been a coward scares me, that suggests that what I am most afraid of is fear and that is very wise hee hee HP reference)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Honour To Us All- Mulan (apparently)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE?

Through Heaven's Eyes (so I would do something through God's will not mine)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Breathe- Taylor Swift (um... Am I sick, breathing hurts...)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

She's a Rebel- Greenday (cool)

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe

2. Sometimes you think the Volturri are watching you.
3. Sometimes you think it's cool that the Volturi are watching you.
4. Whenever you make an accurate prediction you think "Ohhh I'm just like Alice!"
5. You no longer make blond jokes from fear of hurting Jasper, Rosalie, or Carlisle's feelings.
6. Whenever someone makes an innuendo you think of Emmett.
7. Whenever your moody you think "Jasper's here! I can sense him"
8. Whenever somebody mentions pillows or feathers you giggle randomly.
9. Whenever you get a paper cut you think "Wow... this is what caused all the torment in New Moon... Wow overeacting much?"
10. Whenever you see twins you think "there lucky they weren't burned at the stake...poor Jane, and Alec...well at least their sadistically cool"
11. You spend every available moment on the computer reading or writing fanfictions.
13. Instead of saying "Run Forest Run" whenever you see someone running you put on a thick southern accident and say "Run Jaspar Run!"
14. Sometimes whenever you have embarrasing thoughts you worry theirs a mind-reading vamp around to hear them.
15. Everytime you see a Volvo you scream "Edward come back to me!"
16. Your life-long dream is to be a vampire.
17. And then move to Forks.
18. Whenever you hear dogs howling you think "the wolves are calling to me!"
19. Whenever someone asks you to do something you mumbled "Sure, sure"
20. Your totaly gonna re-post this to show your love of Twilight!

Theme songs for House of Night Characters

Zoey-

Aphrodite- Fabulous, Ashley Tisdale

Stevie Rae- Lucky You, Taylor Swift

Damien-

Jack-

Shaunee-

Erin-

Darius-

Rephaim-

Dragon-

Lenobia-

Anastasia-

Eric-

Kalona: Womanizer, Brittaney Spears

Loren- Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood

Couple Theme Songs:

Dragon and Anastasia: Vanilla Twilight, Owl City

Rephaim and Stevie Rae: Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and the Beast

Kalona and Zoey: Hellfire, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 11

more girly then tom-boy, but i'm actually not very girly

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

GRYFFINDOR!

You scored 8% Slytherin, 20% Ravenclaw, 64% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart.

Gryffindors are known for their courage, audacity, and devotion to what is good and honest.

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy

sigh I don't really believe these things but they freak me out

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie (I didn't buy it, someone gave it to me)
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 1

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 1

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 7

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem (about rue from the hunger games)
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 4

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled. (not sure what this means)
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it. (I think crazy and weird are more common, I take ti as a compliment)
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team. (In first and second grade I played softball plus I did basketball for about two days in I think 7th grade maybe 6th)
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

Total: 1

I am a total geek and proud of it!

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The Prophecy by VikingSong reviews
Uther learns Arthur is the Once-and-Future-King of prophecy and declares him a traitor, forcing him to flee with Merlin. The catch? Arthur has no idea who Emrys is and no desire to fulfill the prophecy. Reveal!fic. T for action sequences/some deaths; no slash, no smut, no language. Cover art by AlexandarCho on deviantART (used with permission).
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 152,881 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Morgana, Merlin] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere]
Definition of a Merlin Drabble by Lya200 reviews
A drabble: a short work of fiction of around one hundred words in length. A Merlin drabble: pure chaos. How many adventures can occur in 100 words? Drabble 290: Merlin and Morgana made a magical vow once, and they cannot break it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 290 - Words: 117,538 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 10/28/2016
Everyday Destiny by Searchingforangels reviews
Great destinies swing on small hinges. Pre- and post-reveal drabble collection; mostly gen, no slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 200 - Words: 53,694 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Moments by Emachinescat reviews
100 moments of friendship, angst, heartbreak, betrayal, laughter, tears, love, hatred, darkness - a collection of drabbles. 51 - The Fallen Part 4 - In the calm after the storm, Percival helps Merlin make a difficult decision.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Merlin, Percival
Prince of Swords by AndroidSister reviews
A S5 AU: Mordred is Morgana's illegitamate son, discarded at birth by Uther. The Druid is determined to control his own destiny. Arthur is determined to right the damage done by Uther's deception, and become a worthy King. Also, Merlin is a little faster on the uptake. Style is vaguely influenced by House of Cards. Maybe give it a try if you like Mordred/didn't like the finale
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,467 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,553 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Brotherhood by Charis77 reviews
Mordred has finally found where he belongs...until he makes a choice that might ruin it all. Falls between the episodes "The Disir" and "The Dark Tower" from series 5. Written from a prompt.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2017 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Elyan - Complete
My immortal dads by ncalkins reviews
Harry is the son of Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon made by their blood. but what happens when he is kidnapped and years later found at hogwarts. They found their son but is he willing to get to know them. AU ooc (Oh hold)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,050 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 5/20/2017 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Hades, Poseidon, Zeus
Once and Future by DaddysCowgirl94 reviews
When a familiar face threatens Narnia and Camelot, the two great nations will have to work together to keep both their magical and mundane citizens safe from another magical attack.When Arthur is forced to rely on the Deep Magic upon which Narnia was founded, will it make him more open to Merlin's inherent powers? Or will it make the Prince an even more dangerous enemy to sorcery?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,477 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Merlin, Arthur
House of Potter by wilyoldjane reviews
In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,249 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Sir Percival's Choices by MsPercival reviews
On Camelot's castle training field, a young boy accosts Sir Percival and all but demands sword fighting lessons. Little does Percival know this boy will change his life in many wonderful ways. (Canon era with some divergence from canon). COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,267 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016 - [Percival, OC] Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
To Change a Destiny by Sassylou reviews
Arthur is given a choice: save Mordred and accept the Old Religion, or let Mordred die and uphold everything his father built. What if Arthur chose to accept magic back into his kingdom? This is my take on what might have happened if he'd chosen differently when the Disir presented the choice to him. Eventual reveal.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,980 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Adopted by Night by FirenIce15 reviews
After Percy enrages the gods by refusing immortality for a second time, they decide to kill him and throw him in Tartarus. Poseidon however will not allow that, he convinces Nyx to mark him as a vampire thereby placing him under her protection. The question now is...will he be able to fit into yet another new (to him) world?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013
A Hidden Past by Blissful Thinking reviews
When Merlin jumps in front of a spell that was supposed to make Arthur relive his worst memories, he suffers the effects. Everyone sees. No slash! Reveal!fic Merlin!Whump.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,346 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Merlin, Arthur
Mothers by Y-Pen-yn-y-Garreg reviews
Agravaine dies and finds himself reunited with a couple of long-lost family members.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Ygraine, Agravaine, Tristan D. - Complete
Log Entries: Chief Helmsman of Voyager by jamelia116 reviews
Excerpts from the personal logs of Thomas Eugene Paris of Voyager, in which he describes critical events and his impressions of the crew of Voyager during and after their epic journey home, as edited by his daughter Admiral Miral Paris Riker (ret.). (New 2013) Disclaimer: Paramount owns all. Jamelia is just borrowing the characters to provide some continuity Paramount left out.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 164,702 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [T. Paris, B. Torres] H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
My Dust Would Hear by Tsiishch'li reviews
Mordred was the Druid Boy with a destiny written in stone: He would kill King Arthur. Heartbreak pushed him away from Camelot and into Morgana's clutches. But what if he had chosen not to go? What if he'd had a reason to stay? Mordred/OC. Rated for safety, paranoia, and later chapters. Slight AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,730 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 3/23/2016 - [Mordred, OC] Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5899 - Favs: 7,132 - Follows: 8,723 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Tempting Fate by JessieJay13 reviews
In this long-awaited sequel for To Be A King, secrets will be uncovered, old friends will show their true colors, and loyalties will be put to the ultimate test.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,081 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Kara - Complete
To Be A King by JessieJay13 reviews
When Merlin discovers that his father was an estranged prince and he himself is now the only heir to the throne of a magical kingdom, he is forced to leave Camelot for the perils of a royal court. Will Merlin be able to win Arthur's favor again before Morgana launches an attack on a defenseless Camelot? Will he be able to defend his own kingdom at the same time or will all be lost?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,709 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, OC - Complete
What's In A Destiny? by Jillcb reviews
This is a major work about Merlin and Mordred. This starts off just after Mordred is born, and as Merlin leaves for his life in Camelot. The prophecy says that these two will always be on different sides, but do prophecies always come true or can they sometimes be beaten?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,610 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 2/19/2015
Daddy Hades by ncalkins reviews
Percy running from Abuse stops at a park where he meets Hades god of the underworld. Who decides to take Percy home with him, how will the other gods react! out of charactor
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,914 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Clarisse R., Hades, Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 4,645 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Heaven Can Wait by Athenian Grace reviews
Esme Platt Evenson, a squib, has only one important thing in her life: her son Harry Platt. When her abusive husband reappears, he uses just the right words to send her spiraling down into the arms of Carlisle Cullen. Will Esme ever see her son again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,933 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
I'll Miss You Too by Criss-Colfer-And-Me reviews
Set after Burned. Stevie Rae has a secret, Rephaim has Daddy issues and everyone is going crazy. Will Zoe and the gang ever fix things! Next Gen Fic!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 5/22/2010 - [Stevie Rae J., Rephaim]
Memories by WishingOnMyStar reviews
Annamarie is the four year old daughter of Carlisle and Elisabeth Cullen living in London, England in the 1660s and 1670s. Read on to find out what will happen to this little girl…Rated T for possible strong language later on. Not a E/OC story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,698 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Carlisle
Twilight Songfics by Twilighter80 reviews
Twilight songfics based on different songs. Multiple POV's. All human. Probably some OOC. Moved to fictionpad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,429 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
100 Themes: Night World by killerbee07 reviews
A list of 100 words and I have to write drabbles or onexshots that revolve around each. Find out why Delos hates the stars 34 , what Galen really means when he says "kitten" 23 , and Mare's general attitude toward vampire novels 39 .
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/9/2012
Reading The Night World Series 1 by lira2308 reviews
Our fav characters form the night world series are stuck in a room together to read the night world series. Before Secret Vampire. Time travellers included. My First fan fic. Hope you like it!
Night World series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,912 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Mary-Lynette C.
Foreseen by StevieRae2011 reviews
Sequel to Destined. Really the same summary as Destined. Kalleb, Layla, Joi, and Cassidy are all 7 years old. DON'T READ UNLESS YOU'VE READ ALL OF DESTINED! R&R! You know you want to!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,757 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J.
Warrior cats DARE SHOW! by Hatakefire reviews
Ever wanted a cat to have a different personality? Or get back on a character you hate? Submit your Dares and watch our own dares as we kill cat's...DIGNITY!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/4/2010
The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Falling Into Darkness by blueaqualily reviews
Persy has the most unforgettable taxi ride that takes her to the most unbelievable place with a familiar stranger. A Hades and Persephone fanfic set in modern day New York.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Persephone, Hades
KatnissGregor by Where's that girl Luxa reviews
Another freaking prophecy?" She just nodded, "Why is it that the fate of this place is always in danger?" The other boy laughed, "Don't ask me! I was dragged into this place!" "Yeah, well I fell," She shook her head at the rudeness, offended by their immature talk.
Crossover - Underland Chronicles & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Gregor, Katniss E.
Sirius Black's Side of the Story by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Everyone knows Harry Potter's view of Prisoner of Azkaban but what about Sirius? This story is what Sirius went through during POA. I do not own anything! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sirius B.
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Cullens reading Twilight saga by Isabella-swan-3000 reviews
The Cullens have a box of books delivered and read them................... Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,265 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009
Love Letter by ImagingThings reviews
A king writes a letter to his queen.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Queen Esther, King Xerxes - Complete
Finding family by ncalkins reviews
When it's found out that Harry Potter is the son of sally jackson, Posiedon, Hades, and Zues. Thaila, Nico, Percy and basicly everyone is thrown into worrie for Harry. ooc abused Harry Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Life Sucks, and Then You Die by Zutaraaa21 reviews
Imagine Bella went to Forks to recruit some demigods, and that's how she met the Cullens. What would happen if she was the daughter of all of the Big Three? How would Edward take the news? Rated T for violence, language, and kissing.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,983 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella
Growing Up Together by Awesome one reviews
second one to twist in time. Annabeth gets pregnant and this is about her and Percy growing with the child, taking care of it and such. Oh and of course what Athena does when she finds out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,750 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Sea Queen's Pearl by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Amphitrite faded away in the sixteenth century, leaving a pearl to be given to her reincarnation. however a few obstacles get in the way of Poseidon giving Sally the pearl centuries latter, one being the pact he had just broken.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - [Poseidon, Sally J.] - Complete
The 120th Hunger Games: The Downfall of Us All by sleetinthesummer reviews
I could not breathe. I could not think. I just closed my eyes, and let the predator end my misery.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Who'd be a Riding Instructor? by EtincelleD'OR reviews
Lenobia: "The fact that Professor Blake would go to bed with the kitchen-sink if it put on a tutu, simply reassures my conviction that if you gave Mr. Reaves a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Prof. Lenobia - Complete
Sand To Hold by YouCrackMeLikeAnEgg reviews
Closed and being re done
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Confessions of a PJOholic by helotastic reviews
What the title says. This is about a girl who has a severe addiction to PJO. If you're like me, you'll find a scary resemblance to her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Facebook Status by Rivverr Fourrest reviews
Here are crazy different status's posted by the characters of Twilight! It was supposed to be a parody, let's see how it turn's out. You'll laugh, You'll scream, and you might actually kill your brother from the ridiculousness of Alec.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
The Hogwarts Rules by aliceinwonderland2000 reviews
There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - James P., Fred W.
Spell Broken by inquiete reviews
A enchantress as jinxed Rephaim and reversed the course of time. SR & him never imprinted! ANd he is the only one that remembers any of it! Now he must find a way to win her love and set things right or live the remander of his life alone.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rephaim
150 Rules of Hogwarts by Gyrfalcon-Smiles reviews
A series of one-shots on each of the 150 Rules of Hogwarts, as discovered through Facebook. R&R M for Sirius "polishing his wand" in public
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010
House of Night Fan Mail by christinaxo reviews
If you've ever wanted to say something to the House of Night characters here's your chance! Send them your fan mail or even your hate mail! Rated T.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,014 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010
Ipod Challenge by EmilyMarie15 reviews
This is basically my take on the iPod challenge with Alice and Jasper. Listed as complete, but will update occasionally. Rated T just in case. All Human, unless stated otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Who Is This Boy? by lightatmidnight reviews
When the Roman Camp receives a new-camper, they are forced to see the potential of this boy. They might not know who he is, and he might not know who they are, but this son of Neptune has some true potential. An explanation of where Percy was. SPOILERS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,440 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Percy J.
Cullens Got Talent! by Saffire55 reviews
This is where the Cullens enter into America's Got Talent. Ok sounds wayyyyyyy better than this. Please vote inside! Read and Review! rated T because I want it to be. Also, I'll probably change some things later after you vote!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010
Return by Dreamer From Above reviews
Takes after Go Back. Stevie Rae x Rephiam gets dangerously closer and sooner or later people in her world will discover Stevie Rae's dirty little secret about Rephiam. Soon, Rephiam has to make a decision between his father or Stevie Rae.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim - Complete
A Mother's Love by darkestpowers4ever reviews
Rephaim dreams of the past and his ambitions for the future. Rated T being safe. I suck at summaries, R&R please. Spin off from my story Butterfly Effect.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim - Complete
Dark Cresent by elkalee reviews
Bella is marked, and now she's stuck at the house of the night in Tulsa. And a fallen angel is about to rise from the ground in a shower of blood. Bad summary, but its a better fic. Nothing like my other HON twilight fics. Starts in untamed and New Moon.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Zoey R.
Inside the Walls of Troy by Ramzes reviews
Helen has spent in Troy more years than she cares to count. Once, she has been happy. Is she now? What is it like to live inside the walls of Troy?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011
Truth or Dare: Emmett Style by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
Torn Apart by Caulerpa reviews
so the two part while they both don't want so in heart. what will happen? what can happen? a fanfiction of what i want to happen after Burned. new chapters will be coming up. rated T just in case. please read&review, thank you.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim
Destined by StevieRae2011 reviews
My version of the 9th H.o.N. Since everybody's doin' the baby scenes lately, so am I. Rated T for kissing, mild violence, and just in case. Any way, i suck at summaries, so, Read & Review
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,236 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Zoey R., Stevie Rae J. - Complete
The beginning of the end by House-of-Blood reviews
The story of how Tomas met Mellina, how they fell in love, and how they lived their lives. Vlad is coming in future chapters... gotta wait though.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tomas T., Mellina T.
Paying The Debt by Kygii reviews
The gods finally release Calypso from her imprisonment. Now she must face vengeful gods, interesting offers, and painful memories while trying to figure out what she's meant to do in this new world. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Calypso
Six Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Six times Poseidon openly checked on his son whilst he was growing up. After all - he was just checking that he was safe . . . Pre-series. Canon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
The Cross of Worlds by Erin da half-vamp demi god reviews
Full summary inside. What would happen when characters from different areas collied in one area? No idea. when vampires, wizards, half-bloods, human monsters, and Gracelings meet something strange is bound to happen, much better than it seems!closed srry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
Blurring The Lines by spaztronaut reviews
Ian's POV of The Host. We all know how much Ian loves Wanda, but he didn't always. How did he go from trying to kill her to being in love with her? What was going on in Ian's mind during everything?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,411 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
Of Love & Loss by Nephi Lockwood reviews
Leah didn't want to be a "witness" for Bella and Edward. And now she is paying the price when she imprints on a vampire. Leah/Marcus. Rated T because I am excessively paranoid. Terrible summary and title, please read! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Leah, Marcus
Alice Cullen and the Olympians: The Hunger Games by Optimistic4ever reviews
Demigods have always had dangerous adventures, but this one is like no other! Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first demigod Hunder Games and may the odds be ever in your favor! FORMERLY PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS:THE HUNGER GAMES. T for violence
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Nico A., Other tributes
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Damien's Dream by StevieRae2011 reviews
A cute, short Jamien story look on my profile to see what that means if you can't figure it out . Again, I suck at summaries so Read&Review!
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Damien M., Jack T. - Complete
Forever Favorited by S.J. Weasley reviews
A Hermes/Luke story. Their relationship has always been one that was close to my heart, and there's no better way to show my love than to write about them. :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Hermes, Luke C. - Complete
Green Eyes by lightatmidnight reviews
They say eyes are the window to the soul, and they are. I, Paul Blofis, as husband of Sally Jackson, have seen that her child, Percy Jackson, tries to hide his feelings. Except for the eyes. The eyes tell the whole story...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Healing Broken Hearts by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
He was a vampire whose love was dead. I was a shifter whose love left her. We were both bearing broken hearts. Could we heal? LeahxMarcus Post BD. Rated T for sexual content and language. 12/16. Complete by Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,129 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Leah, Marcus
Reading The Last Olympian by lookingforreality reviews
Basically, it is the gods, Percy and Annabeth reading the last olympian before it actually happens.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010
The 204th Hunger Games by EmilyBlaire reviews
The 204th Hunger Games opens with a Submit-A-Tribute Challenge-thing. Submissions CLOSED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010
Haunted by B.R Kyle01 reviews
Set directly after Burned. Chap1 Erik's POV on Stevie Rae's behavior.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim
The Last Olympian: Annabeth POV by AnythingInterestingIWillRead reviews
The Last Olympian through Annabeth's eyes. Read how she discovers herself and finds out what the Great Prophecy really means.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Fan Mail by christinaxo reviews
If you've ever wanted to say something to the Night World characters, now is the chance! Send them your fan mail or even hate mail. Changed rating to T for language sort of and I'm paranoid! ON HIATUS.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,477 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010
Time for Change by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
May contain spoilers Rephiam is about to undergo the biggest change of his life and Stevie Rae will be right there beside him. The fight scene between Rephiam and his humanity, 3-part fic with bonus. Rated T cause of the book series and graphic parts.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Forbidden Waters by Anime Wildfire reviews
Because, of course, normal guys don't usually carry a large glowing trident while going for a stroll along the beach. Sally/Poseidon
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Poseidon, Sally J.
Gray Eyes by lightatmidnight reviews
They say eyes are the window to the soul, and they are. I, Susan Chase, as wife of Fredrick Chase, have seen that his child, Annabeth Chase, acts emotionless around me. Except for the eyes. The eyes tell the whole story...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
For the Hottest by Ryan Ford reviews
Conner and Travis are bored out of there mind, it has been a total of twenty mintues since they've pulled a prank. Based on the Stoll brothers interview in The Demigod Files.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Stapler's Are Yucky by SenkiroWolf reviews
Thalia when she was younger and Jason trying to eat a stapler...XD Couldn't resist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Thalia G., Jason G. - Complete
The Sunrise by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
A cute and fluffy one-shot about Rephiam & Stevie Rae. When she can't see the sunrise again, he decided that he'll do something.
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Starlight by Katie Ladmoore reviews
Katie Ladmoore and Renesmee Culleswan begin a talk show featuring your favorite Star Wars and Twilight characters. Will they be laughed at? Admired? Able to get a word in edgewise? Chapters alternate: Star Wars first, then Twilight.
Crossover - Star Wars & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009
And the World Comes Shattering Around Us by museme87 reviews
Five events surrounding October 31, 1981 as seen through the eyes of James, Lily, Peter, Sirius, and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
Bree Reading Twilight by TwiMoonClipseDawn Tanner reviews
Bree find the twilight books when she is with Diego the first time. She takes them home and is reading them with Diego.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bree, Diego
Let the Seventy Seventh Hunger Games Begin! by EnvyIsMySin reviews
-submit-a-tribute- The Hunger games - with a twist. The Capitol has tributes, too. -Currently open.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Other tributes, Katniss E.
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Breaking Dawn the unwritten book by vampireloveaffair17 reviews
Okay I realize the title doesn't make any sense at all but book 2 of breaking dawn was in Jake's mind and I reallyy wanted to know what Bella was thinking on the plane. Bella's POV of her pregnancy with renesmee *Dont read if you haven't read BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,290 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rues view by HowlingWolvesandFlowers reviews
The Hunger Games in Rues POV. I'm not Suzanne Collins so I don't own the Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Rue, Katniss E.
Reading The Invasion by 9PoisonIvy9 reviews
What happens when an Andalite gives Rachel the books of the animorphs future? Will they listen to the books and manybe say lots of lives? I don't own any of the animorphs books or it's Characters
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010
Elemental Love by SilverWing006 reviews
Takes place after Burned. Stevie Rae tells her friends about her latest imprint. Will they prove to be honest friends by standing with her? And for that matter, will Rephaim side with her or Kalona? T for language. R&R
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
What if they were just Obsessed? by Ellen-Thalia reviews
AU. Percy Olympia-Jackson is from one of the most powerful families in the country. A family that is obsessed with Greek mythology. Read about Percy's life as a normal kid. Most characters within story at some point. 2nd fanfic 1st PJO fic please be nice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,719 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Percy J.
Wrong From Right by Tellytubby101 reviews
How can you tell wrong from right when that's all you really know? The Games from the eyes of a Capitol citizen, Cinna.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Cinna, Portia - Complete
In the End by percylover101 reviews
Since Luke Castellan never knew his mother in life, he figured that death would be a good time to start learning. Slight Silena/Beckendorf. Contains spoilers for TLO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Luke C., May C. - Complete
What the Hell, People? by spaztronaut reviews
Kyle's POV of the events from The Host. Kyle's not just some bully that wanted Wanda dead. He had a good reason for trying to kill her. Or so he thought.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,066 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Kyle O. - Complete
Cupidcam by dumbdancer reviews
What were the Gods reactions when they watched the cupid-cam video?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
The Most Dangerous Kind by BeccaBaby reviews
The Cullens get a visit from a certain Mr. Potter saying that Nessie is a witch and who invites her to attend Hogwarts along with his children. Life at Hogwarts isn't what it seems! Many twists and turns, such as the return of a certain Voldemort! R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,085 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Albus S. P., Renesmee C./Nessie
What the Olympians Don't Want You to See by Fishpony reviews
Let's face it, the winners write the textbook. So is it too hard to believe that the Olympian's censored bits and peices of their history. Well this is the, mostly, true collection of Greek Myths.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
Funniest Game of God of War by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
Annabeth comes over to Percy's house and they start a game of God of War. In Percy's POV. It will have you laughing hopefully and happy all at the same time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ninjas Forever by Zarinha Lobo reviews
Probably not the first Alternate Ending to 'The short second life of Bree Tanner' but I couldn't just take that ending -so here goes... Everything is the same as in the books until just before the Volturi arive to kill Bree and so - erm well they don't
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bree, Diego
30 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by skywalkerchick1138 reviews
A list of things we demigods are not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2010
Three Two One redone by CrazyPurpleBat reviews
My original story redone to be better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Magical Secrets: Twilight & Harry Potter by AVeryBlueGirl reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix. Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing & the Cullens come to Hogwarts. Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,586 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Of Trees and Roses by storyteller1425 reviews
Just a cute one-shot about Annabeth and Percy when they were kids. AU. Review! It's my first fanfic so please be nice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Slytherins Play Truth or Dare by Hoff of Slytherin reviews
Ever wonder how the Slytherins pass the time, besides the girls drooling over the Slytherin Prince? Well, they play Truth or Dare of course. Here's Truth or Dare Slytherin style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Feelings by celtics534 reviews
What were Ginny's thoughts as she saw Harry's dead body in Hagrid's arms? A oneshot on her feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
10 ways to annoy the cullens by Broken Daydreamer reviews
The list of how to annoy you favorite Cullens! soo Funny! EnJoY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
All American Girl by SoftballChicky15 reviews
Just a one-shot based of of Carrie Underwoods All American girl. Read its cute.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Bow by Xed Alpha reviews
An old fool's vengence forces Apollo to keep a huge and possibly devestating secret from Artemis for over a decade, a deception that she may never be able to forgive him for. Winner of the Veritas OC award. Ghost Writers Approved. Beta by Shrrgnien.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,691 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Theory Of Imprinting by CommanderCatbug reviews
A one-shot about why the wolves imprint.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Twisted by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Things weren't quite what they seemed to be when it came to the conversation the Cullens had with the Volturi at the end of Eclipse.What was Edward's opinion of Jane's thoughts, and the thoughts of the newborn Bree?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bree - Complete
Infatuation by sleetinthesummer reviews
Follow the development of Peeta's feelings for Katniss throughout his life. See how a curious kindergarten fascination becomes something so much more. I changed the rating to T just to be on the safe side.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
THE RIVALRY OF A TRIDENT AND AN OWL! by Smirk Solicitor reviews
I know some pregnancies are difficult but when it's a fiesty child of Athena married to a frightened Percy Jackson, it might be a little different from other pregnancies. I'm Percy Jackson, wish me luck! "R&R?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
10 Things by andthenshesaid reviews
10 things you never knew or maybe guessed about 26 Harry Potter characters from Astoria Greengrass to Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
A slowly dying by Narcissa-Weasly reviews
She know that she hasn't a chance, she know she soon will be dead. She can see it in their eyes. A history about one of the hundred girls that has die in the Games, written as a poem.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Poseidon's POV of The Lightning Theif by silver ice storm reviews
Poseidon's POV of The Lightning Theif.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Poseidon
falling by a j f a y e reviews
the moment poseidon and sally jackson met on that beach in montauk, he knew it would be much too easy to fall in love
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Poseidon, Sally J. - Complete
Realization by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
Spoiler warning! Takes place after Burned. After Stevie Rae left Rephaim, Rephaim became sadden and went on the roof to think alone. He never thought of the ghost girl coming in and ruining his alone time, but has she ruined it? Rated because of book.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Nintendo Queen reviews
Stevie Rae left Rephaim with a choice. He can abandon Darkness and believe in his heart, or he can rejoin Kalona and forget he even had a heart. The clock is ticking as the war to end it all nears. Post Burned. Stevie Rae x Rephaim. WARNING: Spoilers
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim
Screw This, I Hate My Life by kittiesrock90210 reviews
Suzie is excited about her Europe trip till everything takes a twist. Now she's involved in a old legendary prophecy that will most likely take her life, or end the world. Rated T for possible bad language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,143 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009
What Would Happen by Sushi23505 reviews
Takes place in Betrayed: What would happen if the gang got stuck into the rec hall until they finished reading a book they found called Burned. What will they do with the new info recieved? R&R
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010
With love from Bella by Direwolfy reviews
Have you ever wondered, what did Bella write into those letters she gave to Nessie before the confrontation with Volturi? I did. There are her letters for Renesmee, Jacob, Charlie and Renee. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Understandings by Sidney Ella Ford reviews
Poseidon and Athena discuss the relationship of Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Maturity is Overrated by Kaelym reviews
Percy returns after claimed missing. The strange thing? Percy has the mind of a 5 year old! What happened while he was away? It's all part of Kronos's evil plan to overthrow Olympus. Can Annabeth&the gang find the cure in time? Or is it too late? -HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,835 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010
Bella and Percy Jackson: the Lightening Thief by LizzyCullenxx reviews
Bella and Percy Jackson are the demi-gods with the father of Poseidon. The Gods believe that they stole Zeus's powerful lightening bolt. Just finding out about their Greekness, they head to Camp-Halfblood to train. Just like the book but with Twilight!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Percy J.
A Cure for Boredom is What We Aim For by Team Erik and Fang reviews
Aro finds a list on things to do when bored, and it results in pure awesomeness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Aro
First Meeting by Lady Fingers20 reviews
A two-shot story depicting the time that Ian sees Wanda in Melanie's body out in the desert and they bring her back to the caves.
Host - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ian O.
A Poem Against Great Love Stories by Fishpony reviews
A poem ranting about the flaws of romance stories, including Twilight. Stay away you Twihards.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Camp Olympus by Fishpony reviews
The Titans have finally gotten revenge on the gods. They have been banished to…summer camp? Can they survive? Will the goddesses ever get along? Can they survive 10,000 years of camp food and latrines? All gods are teenagers.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Fishgirl, Heracles Jr, and Me, Oh My! by Fishpony reviews
Formerly titled Just Live Your Life. Demigods are supposed to be strong and brave. So I'm guessing Maxine McCarthy is not the 'hero' you were expecting. Welcome to Max's world. Exploding pie and super hero six year olds await you. Zeus save us.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
Love Within Broken Wings by PatchsFallenAngel reviews
Stevie Ray helps mend Rephaim's broken wing, but what about his broken heart? O/S
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim - Complete
Every Mockingjay has a tear by xx-Fran-Rue-Melark-xx reviews
Rue's POV on the hunger games with a twist. I suck at summaries but Please R&R- You won't be disappointed.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Rue, Katniss E.
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Sirius Black's 10 ways to Fixing Azkaban! by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Hey Sirius Black is here again. I have written you a list on how to make Azkaban better! And no Remus had nothing to do with this list! Sequel to Sirius Black's 10 Fantastic ways to escape Azkaban Prison. I do not own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Session With Artemis by RedFluffyBanana reviews
Harvey Brown was an ordinary Psychiatrist, with an ordinary life..that is until a certain Greek Goddess arrives. The hidden story of a huntress is revealed.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Artemis - Complete
Gamebreaker: Catching Fire from Plutarch's POV! by yggdrazil reviews
This is a kinda Sequel to my previous book Not for the Faint of Heart. But u don't have to read that to read this. Please Read and Review, Thanks!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Plutarch H.
Not for the faint of Heart: Seneca Crane's POV! by yggdrazil reviews
The whole 74th Hunger Games from Seneca Crane's Point of View. What do the Gamemaker's do during the games? How does the arena work--behind the scenes? All that and more. Please review.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,626 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
I Wish I Never Met Percy Jackson by The Laughter Corporation reviews
The story takes place after TLO, It's about a new demigod coming to camp... My story's from the eyes of no one special, just a regular camper. Watching and pulling pranks on the characters you know and love. Rated T 'cause i'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Percy J.
The Pages of Goodbye by ChloeMellark reviews
These are the letters that Katniss and Peeta said about writing in CF. Hope you enjoy. Very short chapters. R&R please :D ON HIATUS
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
10 Fantastic Steps to Escape Azkaban Prison! by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Sirius Black here! I decide to make 10 fantastic steps to help you on your way to escape Azkaban! These steps are to help you during your escape of Azkaban and what to do after you have escaped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Marcus's grief by cold meadow reviews
Marcus hasnt always been a lonely man. He had a love, Didyme. This one-shot reflects on a small, tiny peice of their love. Rated K for some little violence.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Marcus, Didyme - Complete
A Day Worth Waiting For by Shaggelmalove reviews
Percy and Annabeth's wedding in a oneshot. Hints of Poseidon/Athena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Five Regrets of A War God by Avenger of the Olympian Flame reviews
Ares reflects on the battle and the all the regrets of his immortal life. Written for ShadowPalace and WindowChild's oneshot contest. Have we mistreated our children? Have we ignored our spawn from our creations, the humans? Are we to blame for the war?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Ares - Complete
Watching, Waiting, Wondering by I'm-Reading reviews
For the people of the Capitol the Hunger Games was a time of joy and celebration. For those who loved the tributes, it was painful to watch. Reflections of those who watch the Hunger Games. Gale, Cinna, Madge, Haymitch, Effie, Demetria
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010
Avada Kedavra by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
I found this song parody on . This story poped into my head. I do not own anything. The song parody belongs to JungMin. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Rephaim's thoughts by mayuzumichihiro reviews
Might be made into a three-shot or four-shot, but not completely sure.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Rephaim
It Can Happen to You by Linguistix reviews
If you are amongst the very...
Crossover - Star Wars & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Luke S., Aro - Complete
A Million More by shouvley reviews
Sequel to A Million Reasons. The stories in the caves continue with Wanda and Melanie's children along for the ride.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Guilty by EmilyMarie15 reviews
Emmett is an assassin, with a cover job in a protection agency. What will happen when he is assigned to protect the very person he is assigned to kill? First story in Judgment Trilogy. All Human. Better description inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Wolfs, Trees and Moodswings by FairyWeasley2730 reviews
A day at the cullen home when bellas stuffed wolf get killed. what will happen? Rated t for some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella - Complete
Thoughts by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
**The 1st Rephaim story!** Rephaim's thoughts as he waited for the perfect time to go into the house and when he's inside the house. Very straightforward. One-shot. Please review. Rated because of the book series.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Rephaim - Complete
Illuminations by twilightsagatotalluver reviews
Rosalie's diary 1933-eternity. This tells about her life human and vampire! Enjoy enjoy ENJOY! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Rosalie
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Home Again by CrazyPurpleBat reviews
Edward left Bella pregnant with triplets what happens when certain paths cross again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Just Like That by spaztronaut reviews
How did Ian and Kyle escape from the aliens? What happened to their parents? How did they find the caves? This is their story.
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Ian O., Kyle O. - Complete
When you were gone by elkalee reviews
When Edward left Bella, she gets marked. Ever since then she has remembered him, but no longer feels the pain of him. What happens when she dreams of him again and feels the need to see him? T for safety.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Just My Luck by Adonai63 reviews
This is just a one-shot I made for Friday the 13th. No, it's nothing horrific like the movie. It's just something related to the superstition of luck during a friday in the 13th day of the month. No summary. Just read to find out. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Is Anyone Up There? It's Me Hades by NarcissaMalfoy1119 reviews
Names Hades, Lord of the Dead, nice to meet ya. Anyways, it's time for me to set the record straight, no more of Zeus's version of things. I'm going to take some myths that portray me as the bad guy and tell you what really happened.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hades - Complete
Broken Memories by Lilac Lenalee reviews
Bluestar feels insanity's grip tighter than ever before. Can she handle such intense feelings as they destroy her mind? Inspired by a beautiful picture drawn by Spottedfire94 on DeviantART; here's the link: http://spottedfire94./art/Memories-127205891
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bluestar, Oakheart - Complete
Twilight In A Nutshell by TwilightsMyWorld101 reviews
For all you Twilight lovers out there come and read this hilarious version of Twilight more than one chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009
Ode to an Oversexed Poet Laureate by EtincelleD'OR reviews
Loren: "I think the phrase I’m looking for rhymes with ‘Clucking Bell’... My every path is shrewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!"
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Loren B. - Complete
Musings of an Underpaid Swordmaster by EtincelleD'OR reviews
Dragon: “A croise is supposed to be an official fencing term! It’s idiots like you that make it a French pastry!" ... "Congratulations, you’ve just set the land speed record for one-legged tortoises everywhere!”
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Prof. Dragon L. - Complete
Isle Esme by maggiekb reviews
The story of how Carlisle and Esme first met, fell in love, and came to be husband and wife. Flashbacks to the past, reliving their experiences before they were a couple. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Sponsors by gethsemane342 reviews
So, why would someone actually sponsor a tribute? Twenty-four sponsors and their reason for picking their tribute.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Other tributes, Katniss E. - Complete
How To Lose a Guy, by Sirius and Regulus Black by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Sirius and Regulus Black help Andromeda break up with her first boyfriend. Should she take their advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Never Attend an Aphrodite Sleepover by ardj18 reviews
Annabeth finds herself trapped at an Aphrodite cabin sleepover, playing, you guessed it, truth or dare. songfic to I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules. please review
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Of Cereal and Arguments by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
What was Nico doing when he was in the Underworld in TLO? A little oneshot glimpses into a normal, dysfunctional-family breakfast and into that part of his life. Just a bit of drabble. Read and review, please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Nico A., Hades - Complete
Another Failed Attempt by Gotta Luv Peanut Butter reviews
What happens when Athena and Poseidon are desperate to break up Percabeth? How crazy do their ideas get? Original Title to this story was "Flipped" PLEASE R&R! Disclaimer: I do NOT own PJO...*sob* *sniff sniff* Rated T just in case. On HIATUS.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Untitled Harry Potter Parody by CyndarDragon reviews
Want to read a lame parody? Click here! Want to see Draco do the Macarena? Click here! Want to listen to Edward Cullen come in randomly saying nonesense run-on sentences? Click here! Want to see Harry go crazy because of my ideas? Click here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P.
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 33 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Tom Riddle has an Ebenezer Scrooge experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
The Underland Games of HGT by xoSanna-Chanxo reviews
After too many phonecalls, Scholastic becomes angry. After the Hunger Games convention, a kidnapping occurs. What will happen when the forum-gang steps in to investigate? Hunger Games/ Underland Chronicles Crossover. Cowritten by Sombrita and Santastic.
Crossover - Underland Chronicles & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,613 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Finding Myself by maggiekb reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon not knowing Bella is pregnant. Bella befriends Tanya's coven and becomes a vampire. The story of what happens when Edward and the rest of Cullens come to Denali and meet Renesmee for the first time. READ & REVIEW PURTY PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Causes Trouble by xocullen4everxo reviews
Title says it all. One-shot about Emmett and his evil plan causing chaos. Post Eclipse when Bella and Edward are engaged.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
The Lord of the Hair Things by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
A totally silly spoof of LotR, in a one-act play format. Legolas finds a bottle of Pantene shampoo in his pack, and the entire Fellowship is thrown into a bout of bickering over how to use it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
The Master Who Hated Twilight by Segunda Katigbak reviews
Title says it all. See how Yoda gets furious over a book and how he deals with it. Sort of a hatefic.
Crossover - Star Wars & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Yoda - Complete
The Story of a Woman Lower than Dirt by tallgirl20 reviews
Esther, a book of the Bible often overlooked, can be seen in a new light as readers follow the life of Seana. She has only ever wanted to serve her Uncle; but suddenly her whole life shifts when the Lord shows her he has higher, greater plans for her.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,289 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
in a moment's notice by mistykasumi reviews
Helen, a modern rendition.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Peter's Cheeseburger by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Peter Pettigrew orders a cheeseburger...but there are problems. Will he ever get his cheeseburger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Brotherly Love by readinangel reviews
Emmett and Jasper decide to help Edward with something... that involves him and Bella. If Edward won't talk to Charlie about him and Bella sleeping in the same bed, then somebody has to, right? One-shot, Humor
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Tom Riddle Loves His Lips by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A disturbing dream forces Tom Riddle to confront one of his deepest fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
Hero, Standing Alone by icy roses reviews
At the end, Luke stands, remembering his promise and trying to make good on it for a family that no longer exists. What he remembers, as he falls. Luke/Thalia, Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Luke C., Annabeth C. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 32 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Billy Mays hosts the most important infomercial of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Ten Twilight Excuses by Kiara212 reviews
Small lists which are about Twilight related excuses. Feel free to use them. Suggest themes and I'll do them! And of course, I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
Two of a Kind by WhySoSerious1992 reviews
Leah's been wanting to imprint ever since Sam left her for Emily, but she never imagined she'd imprint with a vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Leah, Marcus - Complete
Emmett Cullen meets JarJar Binks by simply-dazzling001 reviews
Emmett's out walking in the forest one day when he hears a strange ZAP sound and meets a tall alien figure who identifies himself as Jar-Jar Binks. Emmett's a bit...disturbed and confused. What is he doing in Forks anyway?
Crossover - Star Wars & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009
Vampires in the Hunger Games by daydreamingxxx reviews
What would the Cullens do if entered into the Hunger Games? Read to find out. Please review
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Arachnophobia by ReadingLuver reviews
Companion Fic to The Order Reads. How did Fabian develop such an extreme fear of spiders. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Fabian P., Molly W. - Complete
Replacement by sardonicwriter reviews
What events surrounded the retirement of Pomona Sprout? Who will her replacement be? Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Neville L.
Into The Ocean by dnrl reviews
When Poseidon met Sally. A story of love and the growth of a woman because of it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Connections by LauraLover reviews
What makes up the connections between mother and daughter? Bella sees the different ways to love her human mother and her Vampire one. One Shot. Bella and Esme.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
The Cullen Song by imp776 reviews
Like the llama song, but with Cullens... is alot better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice, Edward
Reasons To Be Best Friends With by Kiara212 reviews
Due to the popularity of my Twilight Excuses list, I've done another list, only this time on why you should be best friends with the characters in Twilight. Please review, and feel free to read my other Twilight stories too! I don't own Twilight!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008
Of Pregnancy and Accidental Love by Sunshine-M reviews
They got pregnant on an accident... A Sunny and Kyle one-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Kyle O., Sunny - Complete
The Number by Rissohma reviews
Edward remembers how each of the Cullens responded to his ability to read minds when Bella questions why he thinks her reaction would be predictable. One Shot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3802 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 178 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 31 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Snape finally gets to be the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 30 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Here's another alternate ending for DH...please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 28 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
By popular demand, here is another alternate ending to DH from yours truly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
One rockin' 107year old Birthday Party by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
Edwards 107 Birthday, and Camp Rock are on the same day, What happens when those two collide? 5 exasperated Vampires, one excited human, One excited pixie Vampire, and lots of Rockin' Performances!/ R&R please :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
The Malfoys Who Don't Do Anything by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Another random song parody because I'm stuck at home sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Voldemort's Hairbrush by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Voldemort's hairbrush has gone missing! Another random song parody while I wait for the plot bunny to come back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Great Percabeth Debate by RozenHound reviews
Watch in awe and shock mortals as Hephaestus Reality brings you real interviews with real witnesses and gods as we question them about Percabeth. This is real goss I mean news brought to you live as only reality t.v. can.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Unimaginable by Amzie4 reviews
Oneshot. Marcus' POV from when Bella and Edward and Alice visit the Voturi in New Moon. Marcus sees their relationship and he is stunned. Rated T for safety. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Marcus - Complete
The Name Generator by Rissohma reviews
Bella finds a name generator online and find's different hilarious versions of Edward's name. Jedi, Pokemon, etc. Humor One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
IIIIT'S The Vivienne Vindicto Show! by Scribbledydee reviews
Everybody's favorite daytime TV talk show host, Ms Vivienne Vindicto, is doing a Happy Families Special. But what happens when the certain family is the Olympian family? All italics are Viv's inner thoughts. Read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
James Potter's Bloody Awesome Notebook by books4evah reviews
It's simple. A little Veritaserum in their tea, and they'll be admitting their love for each other right and left. Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley will FINALLY be together. But what about Fred and Angelina? Third in the Notebook series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Confessions of Petunia Dursley by books4evah reviews
Petunia's not all bad. The story of Petunia, from the beginning. May be considered AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
Sirius Black's Notebook by books4evah reviews
I need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twenty One Reasons by Acelinn reviews
Lily Evans writes a certain list, which, to her shock and horror, is then found by the bane of her existence, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Marauders, Welcome to a Muggle Mall by Nintendo Queen reviews
Read the title. Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, and Wormtail get lost and go to a muggle Mall. Hot Topic, Victoria's Secret, Food Court, a salon, ya name it. Will they get through or make wizards seem gay? If so, they won't friggin know
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Summary of the Story of Harry Potter by koolgal101 reviews
Don't know the story of Harry Potter? Read on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Looking Back at You by She's a Star reviews
What was Lily thinking as she looked back at Harry during the Mirror of Erised sequence?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
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Drops in the Bucket: A Merlin Drabble Collection reviews
In a land of fanfiction, and a time of drabbles, the destiny of our favorite characters rests on the shoulders of 100 word snippets. (A collection of unrelated Merlin drabbles).
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017
The Darkness Will Rise From the Deep reviews
AU. Mordred is the son of Morgause. At birth, she abandons him and he is taken in by the Druids. However, when she learns of the prophecy that her son will grow up to kill Arthur, she finds him and takes him back. But Mordred doesn't want anything to do with the woman who abandoned him. And he doesn't want to kill Prince Arthur, the man who saved his life.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Morgana, Arthur, Mordred, Morgause
The Druid Prince reviews
At age one, Arthur Pendragon is kidnapped by bandits. He is rescued by the Druids, who take him in. At age twelve, a patrol from Camelot comes across him and recognizes him as the lost prince. Now Arthur must return to the royal life he doesn't remember, and a father who ruthlessly hunts the people Arthur considers his own.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Merlin, Arthur, Uther, Mordred
The Druid Boy reviews
The story of Mordred, told in his own words. Will cover from before the beginning of the series until the end, and hopefully fill in some gaps.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2017 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Mordred
Destiny's Burden reviews
Mordred sees Merlin sneaking out one night and follows him. When he overhears Merlin's conversation with Kilgharrah the reason for the warlock's distrust of Mordred is revealed. But now that he knows the terrible secret of his destiny can Mordred change it? Or will he be crushed by the weight of it? AU after season 5, episode 5.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,950 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred - Complete
The Rules of Camelot reviews
Rules for those who live and work in the king's castle.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Arthur, Mordred, Leon, Gwaine
Snapshots reviews
50 words. 50 sentences. 50 moments in the lives of our favorite (or least favorite) characters. Rated T just in case. This story now comes with a challenge to my readers! (See chapter 2 for details).
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere] Morgana, Merlin - Complete
The King's Daughter reviews
The woman's voice was heavy with sympathy, "Poor child, to have never known her father." The little girl's face scrunched up in confusion, "What are you talking about? I see my daddy all the time." That was the first time that the little princess knew there was something different about her. It was also the first time that Merlin suspected that Arthur's daughter might have magic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere, OC
Anima Pro Anima reviews
Alternate ending to "Destiny's Burden". "To save a life, a life must be given." One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred - Complete
100 Ways to Say I Love You (in 100 Words or Less) reviews
Multi-world crossover. This story will have 100 chapters, each one a different couple drabble, each 100 words or less, ranging from Edward and Bella from Twilight to Queen Esther and King Xerxes from the Bible. They might be funny, sad, or sweet. Rated T just in case. Hope you enjoy! Fandoms listed reflect two most recent chapters. Latest Chapter: Angel: Arthur and Gwen.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 2/5/2013
Reconciliation reviews
Arthur and Mordred meet again in the afterlife. One-shot. Rated T just to be safe.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Arthur, Mordred - Complete
Reassurance reviews
Anxious at the idea of meeting her father for the first time, Naomi seeks comfort from Seven of Nine. One-shot. Set just after the events of Endgame.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Naomi W., Seven of Nine - Complete
Back to Square One reviews
When Janeway loses her memory in a freak replicator accident the crew must work together to help her regain the memories she's lost - and convince her that the Maquis and the Borg haven't teamed up to take over her ship. Rated T for possible violence later.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine, B. Torres
How Do You Measure a Year? reviews
A drabble or short story for each day of the year. For Toxic Rainfall's "A Drabble a Day" Challenge. Day 1- The birth of Lily Luna Potter. Day 6- Andromeda Tonks reads about the arrest of her cousin Sirius Black in the paper. Rated T because I don't know what might come up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016
Every Kiss the Last reviews
The last hours of Tonks and Remus' life. One-shot. Rated T for character death. Written for Lamia of the Dark's "A Kiss Before Dying" competition. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L.
Marble and Ice reviews
Ice and marble. That's what Helen of Troy is composed of. But ice and marble can shatter and break. Based on Caroline B. Cooney's "Goddess of Yesterday." Rated T for mentions of violence and abuse. One-shot for now, may add more.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2015
Binding Threads reviews
36 threads bind the Weasley family together. A collection of 36 one-shots exploring the Weasley family connections. For the Connect the Weasleys challenge. Please R&R. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015
A Change of Heart reviews
AU. Possibly OOC Ido. What if Lord Ido found something more important to him than power? Ido is surprised by the feelings he experiences when he meets two strangers in the resistance camp. Will he ignore the feelings and seek power or will he find something he never knew he was missing? Ido/OC May contain Kygo/Eona. I suck at summaries. Please R&R. Rated T just in case.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013
The AnnieHonson Challenge reviews
10 things I would do at the House of Night. Challenge found on StevieRae2011's story. Rated K for mentions of violence. Please R&R.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Dallas, Prof. Dragon L., Rephaim, Erebus - Complete
The Immortal's Daughter reviews
In the midst of the chaos of Kalona's escape, a new fledgling arrives at the Tulsa House of Night. A fledgling who bears a strange resemblance to a certain winged immortal and knows nothing of the modern world... Rated T for the probability of violence later on. Please R&R
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Kalona, Rephaim, Ravenmockers, OC
Remorse reviews
Helen thinks of Menelaus and feels remorse. Song-fic. Based on "I Told You So" by Carrie Underwood. Written for Valentine's Day. Rated T for slight sexual reference. Please R&R. One-shot. Helen/Menelaus.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Of Love, Anger, and Longing reviews
What really happened when Helen left for Troy with Paris? Helen writes a letter to Menelaus. Meanwhile, in his war camp Menelaus is thinking about Helen. Helen/Menelaus. Rated T for suggestive material and mentions of rape. Please R&R. One-shot.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Esther: Valor in Peril reviews
A free verse poem about the moment Esther went before the king. An assignment for English class. The first free verse poem I've ever written, so it might suck. Please R&R.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Queen Esther, King Xerxes
Harry Potter and the Very Weird Sisters reviews
Utter nonsense, and yet quite entertaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
Warriors: The Unknown Clans: Rainpaw reviews
These are not the four clans you know but different ones. Follow young Rainpaw as she trains to be a warrior of SpiritClan. I suck at summaries. Please R&R. Rated T just in case, since cats do die in Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013
Before the Thousand reviews
Because she wasn't always Helen of Troy... One-shot A random moment in the life of Helen and Menelaus years before the Trojan War.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
Marcus' Parenting Book: An Easter special reviews
A companion piece to Light in His Dark. Marcus writes a book on how to make an Easter egg hut challenging for a half-vampire child. One-shot. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Marcus - Complete
The Threads of Fate reviews
"When the dark-cloaked vampire, ordered the others to kill me, I didn't expect the big one to hug me, i certainly didn't expect him to claim me as his long-lost little sister" Full Summary Inside, Rated T because I'm paranoid. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bree, Felix
House of Night Fan Mail reviews
Send fan mail or hate mail to your favorite HON characters T cuz I don't know what you'll write.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
Just an Ordinary Child: A Christmas Special
Companion piece to the Greatest of These. Marcus celebrates Christmas with little Faith. Merry Christmas! Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Marcus - Complete
The New Flock reviews
Max and the Flock meet another flock. Submit your own character Open! please R&R rated T just in case
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011
Things To Do If Your Feeling Suicidal reviews
ways to annoy characters that will most likley kill you for doing it 10 for each one major X-over Volturi,Voldemort,Greek gods, Ripred, and more rated T just in case please R&R
Crossover - Misc. Books & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009
Interdimensional Traveler: A Vampyric Dimension reviews
Book one of a series. A mysterious girl appears at the HON. Full summary inside, it wouldn't fit here.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011
Adopting the Sea reviews
the cullens adopt percy after his mom dies when he's small. Will they freak out when he goes on quests? What does Poseidon think of his son living with vampires? Tune in to find out! I suck at sumaries Please R&R. Rated T for Paranoia.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Percy J.
My Ipod Game reviews
My own version of the Ipod Challenge. Please R&R Stephaim.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J.
Love Cubed reviews
When Edward leaves, he leaves Bella pregnant with triplets. Yes I know it's over done. I suck at summaries. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
10 Things You Never Knew About the PJO Characters reviews
Title says it all. Please R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/3/2011
The Greatest of These reviews
"Now these three remain faith, hope, and love, but the greatest of these is love' 1 Corinthians 13:13
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Marcus - Complete
House of Night Oath reviews
Inspired by the Percy Jackson, Twilight, and Hunger Games oaths, my first attempt at House of Night fanfiction Please R&R
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Worlds Collide at Hogwarts reviews
Some of the students at hogwarts are nore than just witches and wizards. full sum. inside. A lot more than just Harry Potter and Twilight. applicants needed! submit your charrie now! R&R please. T just in case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2010
98th HalfBlood Hunger Games reviews
A Submit A Tribute Story with a twist: each tribute is a half-blood. Please R&R and submit your tributes. Submission Closed
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010
78th hunger games reviews
This is one of those submit your tributes stories because I thought it looked fun. So come on in and make a tribute. May the odds be ever in your favor. Rated T because this is the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
Today was a Fairytale: Twilight Style reviews
The song Today Was a Fairytale by Taylor Swift with Twilight Lyrics Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Light In His Dark reviews
What If Marcus Volturi had a daughter with a human. At first he hates her, and blames her for killing her mother but all that will change and Lina whose name means light will truly bring light into his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Marcus
Really Horrible Stories reviews
A collection of one-shots to go along with my flame contest, although not actually entries. They are supposed to be bad. Please R&R.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/21/2010
Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires reviews
This is the first story in a planned series about different book characters going on Wife Swap. The Cullens including Jacob and Renesmee's children swap wives with Percy and Annabeth's family. What will happen? Will they discover each others secrets? R&R.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Esme, Annabeth C.
Wouldn't That Be Strange? reviews
Remember the family in the park in The host? Well this is just a one-shot about the day the baby was born and there decision to keep him human. I suck at summaries. Please R&R
Host - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Fireworks and Family: A Fourth of July Special reviews
Companion-piece to Adopting the Sea. One-shot. A fourth of July party at the Cullen house and the orphanage kids come over. I suck at summaries. Please R&R. A tiny bit of romance.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Emmett, Percy J. - Complete
The Halflander Halfblood reviews
Aquana is a Halflander child. She is also a halfblood. What will happen when she is attacked by a monster and shows up at camp? I am horrible at summaries. Please R&R. Possible Hazard/OC set five years after COC and right after TLO maybe. Rated T because.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Percy J., Hazard
Sirius' Daughter reviews
What If Sirius Black had a daughter with Athena goddess of wisdom? Andi is a second year when her father breaks out of Askaban. Add that to quidditch, classes,bullies, and monsters and its sure to be an interesting year. I suck at summaries. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sirius B.
Sea Girl reviews
Bree is the new born the Volturi killed. What if she was the daughter of Poseidon? Would she still have died? What would have happened? i suck at summaries yad yada yada please R&R yada yada yada rated T just in case.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009
Roses and Homemade Vases: A Mothers Day Special reviews
A companion piece to Adopting The Sea. Percy gives Esme a Mothers Day present. One0shot. Please R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Esme, Percy J. - Complete
To Storm or Fire reviews
What if the seven half-bloods of the next Great Prophecy are alll Big Three Kids? They all came to camp on the same day. they are friends. Fifteen years post TLO. Rated T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010
Nessie's School Days reviews
Renesme gets a letter from hogwarts. What will happen? How will they react? I am horrible at summarys this is my first fanfic. set after BD and during POA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
The Fire & Flame Show reviews
co written with brotherofanelvenwannabe. we will interview Star Wars and Percy Jackson characters. not clone wars just regular star wars. please R&R
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009
Golden eyed Hope reviews
my first one shot.This is the story of how eleazar and carmen met the denali after the left the volturi. i suck at summaries please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Eleazar, Carmen - Complete
No Light reviews
The cullens discover the underland set after BD and during COC i suck at summaries please R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2009
Halfbloods at Walmart reviews
Percy and the gang get hold of a things to do at walmart list hilarity will follow please R&R by the way if you read ch. 2 before 11/10/09 at 4.09 go back and reread it first half is same but i added to it
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009
Oh No! Not another one! reviews
yes I know theres alot of these but i thought it would be fun. a twilight and harry potter im fic in twilight its pre BD in harry potter it is Maurauder Era
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009
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