The Bible (X3)

Twilight (X8)

Greek Mythology (X11)

The Host (X3)

Goddess of Yesterday

Night World (X3)

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

House of Night (X2)

Dusie

Hunger Games

Percy Jackson (X2)

I Am Mordred

39 Clues (X3)

Esther: Courage to Stand (X2)

Warriors

The Hadassah Covenant

The Reluctant Queen: The Love Story of Queen Esther

Claudia: Wife of Pontius Pilate

The Unicorn Chronicles

Eon

The Drake Chronicles

The Selection

Rumpelstiltskin

Harry Potter

Once Upon a Time

Darkwood

Star Trek: Voyager

Merlin

Note: I do not read or write fanfiction where a character who is paired with someone in the canon is paired with anyone but that person. The exception to this would be Amy/Ian from 39 clues. Another exception would be if the person they were paired with in the canon died in the canon. Such as in the case of Bree Tanner or Marcus Volturi. Otherwise, I say leave them be.

Some pairings are just creepy anyway...

Hermione/Snape - That my friends is called pedophilia.

Favorite pairings:

Leah/Marcus - Twilight. Yes I know it's weird.

Ian/Amy - 39 Clues

Lily/James - Harry Potter

Hector/Andromache - Geek Mythology

Things I hate/strongly dislike:

Greek mythology fics where Menelaus is the bad guy and Paris is the good guy. (I LOATHE that Troy movie...)

If anyone knows any good Greek mythology fics where Menelaus is the good guy, pm me. Non M-rated.

Dumbledore is evil fanfictions.

Snape was really a nice guy all along fanfictions.

Ugh! There was this story I read it was a Percy Jackson one called A Quest Of Love, but I don't know the author's name and I can't find bthe story and I don't know if she's taken it down or what, if any of you know what I'm talking about or know the author's name please pm me.

Creepy Quote Contest

There will be ten contestants (including me) You can't make up a quote directly for the contest but it can be from any book, movie, story you've written or story you've read or even from a roleplay

1. "amazing what peace a massacre can cause"- Frost That Never Melts, The Host Role Play

Pictures for The Square Root of Love:

Ariana's necklace (gold chain): https:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0Avlyu2Y-_XfcRDKqiaEI50pwjHewJy5kKqn31kT0jv_Zptyt

Ariana's stuffed cat: https:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKZ9TOLUod_YTOZ4V2geNTA-gzMfxLy5Y3Bq4XTIdqXY6Ul_uo

Ariana's book: https:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBA_VP8tXYkN_71o_KsAoi1-u2GQbs6Q4Mg2irw_ML1WUqL2ze

Andriana's skateboard: http:///bat_n_butterfly_purple_and_black_skateboard-p186506309542169642z7ld4_400.jpg

Andriana's stuffed cat: https:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqAdYEuyziTGSW65pkLSLwq3KBvRTagC4aZyOPHMi5Opu84EIOSA

Andriana's book: https:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ73MYTSfD9XYFhX5XLP3IrnHV59vDPd8C4lIWYQ1DKD0mUWNY

Andriana's t-shirt: http:///evernight_crest_t_shirt-235553604970408605

Attention all Fanfictioners, Attention all Fanfictioners, hear ye, hear ye, I am having a contest. There are probably other contests like this but I wanted to do this. It is a contest to see who can get the most flames. You are supposed to write sucky stories. Each week there will be another contest with a new category. The winners will be announced and new contest category posted each Thursday unless I don't get enough people for a contest then it will continue. pm me to enter. I will write a story to go along with each week though I will not actually enter the contest.

This week's category is: Twilight

Rules*

1. No rated M

2. As each week is a seperate contest it is not neccesary to enter them all to enter one ort two however you may if you would like.

3. You are allowed to tell people why you wrote it/beg for flames.

4. The entries for this contest must be one-shots

placings in the previous competition:

1st: bloomforever

2nd: Ryan Ford

3rd: akoayphilipino

4th: Silvertongue90

5th: brotherofanelvenwannabe

Prizes:

1st place: give me a plot and I will try to my best ability to write a story for it.

2nd place: I will R&R 5 of your stories or all of them if you have less than three

3rd place: I will R&R 3 of your stories or all of them if you have less than three

Contestants:

DarkMoonFairy94

My 9 Names:
Real name--Tiera
Gangsta name (4 letters of real name plus 'izzle')--Tierizzle
Detective name (fav color, fav animal)--Purple Cat
Soap Opera name (middle name, street)--Michelle Willow (actualy the street i lioved on before this one)

Star Wars name (3 letters last name, 2 letters first name)--Harti
Superhero name (color of underwear, fav candy)-- Pink Milkey Way

Middle-Eastern name--Afsana

Your witness protection name (mom's and dad's middle names)--Lynn Bryan Charles Gordon Stuart

Goth name ('black' plus name of pet/toy)--Black Hope

Marcus' Parenting Book pics:

Lina's dress: http:///imgdata/0/1/3/5/6/1/webimg/4697261.jpg

Cianna's dress: http:///hphotos-snc6/180655_187251864639425_100000638393655_515068_1973171_n.jpg

Lina's cross necklace: http:///images/gallery/45.jpg

Lina's bracelet: http:///PI/0/1000/213577513.jpg

Lina's locket: http:///file_thumbview_approve/7646011/2/stock-photo-7646011-gold-locket.jpg

Marcus' tiara: http:///butterfly.jpg

Sea Girl pictures:

Bree's sword- neclace form (except sea shell is a white with pink and yellow inside): http:///listman/listings/images/36_1.jpg

sword form (celestial bronze little seashell engraved on hilt): http:///scans/images/swords_isis_big.gif

Nessie's School Days pictures:

Anaxandria (sort of): http:///albums/zz233/hogwarts4ever/?action=viewt=anaxandria.png

Emerald (could not find real life pic hair is shorter and different style): http:///thumbs/cute-black-hair-anime-girl.jpg

Isabel(younger): http:///al3ywm.jpg

Renesmee (i guess): http:///images/photos/2000000/Renesmee-renesmee-carlie-cullen-2092242-363-660.jpg

Rose (not really but closest i could find): http:///i/spire2/08e413331977dda52f2dfaceedddb96e1247552713_full.jpg

Adopting the Sea pictures:

Rebecca (not exactly but closest i could find black hair): http:///moms/images/2008/12/19/missing_florida_girl_ny110.jpg

Benjamin (minus the tattoo): http:///wp-content/uploads/scar.jpg

Cara (actually Connie Talbot): http:///i/pix/2008/11/28/article-1090132-0282C098000005DC-131_468x423.jpg

Percy's birthday gifts:

Poseidon

Rosalie

Alice

Esme

Carlisle

Emmett

Edward

Jasper

Bella

Wife Swap Files Book One: Demigods and Vampires pictures:

Marina's room: http:///wp-content/uploads/2008/01/disney-princess.jpg

Percy and Annabeth's room: http:///127-Pearl/Master-Bedroom.jpg

Cyrena (ignore the foal): http:///images/blog/EXID17191/images/Palomino_Mare_and_Foal_photo_-_cc_licensing.jpg

Cyprian: http:///storage/horse-chestnut/horse-chestnut.jpg

Callista: http:///photos/sales/zareenah11.jpg

Persephone: http:///ForSale/BlackMare.jpg

Achilles: http:///media/lostcat-Stewart.jpg

78th Hunger Games:

Annabelle's reaping outfit:

dress: http:///images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2wmhWClmLk3HCHCWWoK_FLS2HxGRiKwbTrGq7YM-7HYua1Qs&t=1&usg=_00YReiiVGgVi9rpEvot2J_5-S4=

shoes: http:///graphics/outfits/red_satin_ballet_flats.jpg

Spark's reaping outfit

tuxedo: http:///d/24693-1/Shorttuxedohairstyle_001.jpg

shoes: http:///2f0j00YMCaeuwKYtGI/Formal-Tuxedo-Shoes-AR-F128-.jpg

98th Half-blood Hunger Games

Reaping Out fits:

Krystal's outfit:

dress:

http:///2008/04/jcrew-daisy-dress1.gif

shoes:

http:///mgen/Bluefly/?productCode=2078389&width=300&height=300

headband:

http:///cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=11046250

Kyron's outfit:

shirt:

http:///_hVrg4n5kGUA/TCfY4EgrgfI/AAAAAAAAAy4/04BE_53s8gc/s1600/TBNemesissuede.jpg

pants:

http:///mm5/graphics/00000001/P24751_155.jpg

belt:

http:///Galco/Belt1.jpg

shoes:

http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mens-dress-shoes-4167.jpg

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hated Hercules after reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

i found this game on the awesome persons account

List down 10 of your favorite media characters (House, SpongeBob, some dude from dancing with the stars) or friend or family member in a random order and then answer the questions with the list. LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!!

1: Harry Potter (Wizard from gasp harry potter isn’t it amazing)
2: Renesmee Cullen ( vampire-human hybrid from twilight)
3: Percy Jackson (son of Poseidon from gasps from the Percy Jackson books just like Harry is from the Harry Potter books)
4: Boots (kid from the Gregor books)
5: Hermione Granger (witch in Harry Potter)
6: Bella Swan (girl from Twilight)
7: Lily Evans/Potter (Harry’s mom from Harry Potter)

8: Esme Cullen (Edward’s mom in Twilight)

9: Carlisle Cullen (Edward’s dad in Twilight)

10: Alex (witch in Wizards of Waverly Place)

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

a monster attacks and Percy fights it off but he starts bleeding and Esme has to run away so that she doesn’t kill him.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Hermione pulls out her wand and hexes him and then out that Emmett got Malfoy to Imperius Carlisle into doing it. So she kills Malfoy and gets Rosalie to ground Emmett

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?:

6 she is a girl so it would be less awkward plus Harry lives in England

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Lilly tries to Erase Alex’s memory of this moment but Alex blocks it puts a video of the kiss on YouTube and shows it to Edward, Bella, Jacob, and James

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Bella and Percy in love?! Esme is not jealous for herself but is worried about Edward. She and Annabeth come up with a scheme to get Bella and Percy to break up.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10,2 or 7?

4 is two years old but anyway don’t you think i could save myself anyway 7 comes and does a spell and we apparate away

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?sed magic to help cook the food and the ministry of magic came to take him away but he begged and pleaded and screamed and finally they agreed not to take him away if he would let them be on his show.

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?

he tends to her injuries and save her

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Percy is not gay so he will not marry 9. nor does he want Carlisle to rip his head off so he will not marry 8. so i guess 4.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Her wand

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Harry could show me totally awesome magic so… 1

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Alex got bored and knew she could win against a 2 year old

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Well he does have the Achilles thing and no one knows his weak spot so i suppose he does except Edward could read his mind and tell where the weak spot is so maybe not

14) Everyone is invite to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Esme goes to the wedding anyway and tells Renesmee she is not allowed to marry Alex and asks Edward and Bella why the hell are they letting Renesmee do this?!

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Lily could kill Bella with one spell although then she’d have Edward to answer to…

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Everybody gets bored except Boots and Renesmee because they’re own lives are much more exciting then a fairy tale but Boots and Renesmee and Alex make everyone else listen

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Harry arrives covered in blood and tells everyone Voldemort is coming everyone screams and runs away but later find out he’s not really coming but Edward and Bella got Harry to do it to stop the wedding

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Hermione falls asleep on my bed while Carlisle runs around saying I sparkle ha ha ha why don’t you sparkle like me real men sparkle ha ha ha.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Esme starts drinking the animals blood and for her birthday they got her jewelry

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

they are protesting all the things i write about them and i quickly write that they disappear and they do.

21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

She tells the wolves he broke the treaty and murdered someone and lets them take care of it for her.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvie. Does 6 save themself or 1?

Bella saves Harry instead of herself. Remember when James “took” her mother?

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

10 Alex is Alex nough said

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

They teach each other spells

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

They send Boots and Renesmee to it but Renesmee leaves Percy tries to stop her but she knocks him out

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Starts laughing and says “awww that’s so cute” and takes a picture.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

laughs and shows it to Esme

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Yeah! it rocks!

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Well Esme doesn’t eat anyway and Percy summons up a Pegasus and tells it to get thim some food.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Percy takes out his sword but Esme killed it before he even uncaps the sword

31) zOMG!! THERE'S A TIME BOMB IN THE FRICKING BUILDING!! Which one of the 10 will save us!!

8 or 9

32) 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 try to re-make the Jackson 5. (Get it?) Which one of them is going to get pissed off and leave?

5 will think they are wasting time that could be spent studying

33) OUCH!! You suddenly get hit in the head with a pineapple!! Who did it!?

Boots she is only two

34) 4 and 10 create a dance group. What is it called?

Alex and the Overlander.

35) 9 is skipping around, being all happy-happy-sun-shiny, so much, it makes you want to throw up on a puppy. Why is he/she so fricking happy?

He saved a bunch of patients?

36) A LION HAS ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO AND IS CHARGING RIGHT AT YOU!! Who will save you, 3, 6, or 7?

Lily she can do a spell

37) Which one will most likely jump off a building after watching 10 hours of dora?

Alex

38) Turns out, 2 got so drunk at that party last night, he/she photocopied 11 copies of his/her butt!! Do you show it to everyone or do you burn it?

Burn it or she would kill me slowly and painfully.

39) 5 is at the hospital and he/she wants YOU to stand in his/her place. Do you take the offer?

Heck yeah I get to go Hogwarts awesome!

40) 9 and 10 get in a huge fight! What does 1 do to stop it?

He uses the Protego shield charm

41) 4 REALLY hates 8 right now. Why?

She made her take a nap. Once again Boots is two.

42) THE BUILDING IS ONZ FIREZZ!! Everyone is saved except 1, 6, and 7. QUICK! Who do you save!?

Bella. The wizards can just either apparate or use the water spell

43) Love is in the air, and apparently, YOUR ALL ALONE!! (Ha ha!) Who do you choose as your date?

Percy. I guess

44) BAHUMBUG!! There's a Christmas party and everyone is going except 3. Why couldn't they make it?

Oh typical fight Kronos save the world thing

45) You walk into a room and find 2 worshiping a shrine of 10! What's your reaction!?

I say “Alex what the heck did you do to Renesmee?!”

46) OH WOE IS ME!! 8 has become emo! Why? Who re-consels him/her?

She slipped up and killed a human Carlisle helps her

47) 9, 6, and 4 are fighting over a piece of pie. Who wins?

Let’s see two year old, girl who trips over flat surfaces or super strong vampire um… 9!!

48) The world will end in 2012. Who's going to survive and who isn't?

They will all survive.

49) 7 has gone evil and has created A WORMHOLE!! What does everyone do to stop it!!

Harry makes his mother see sense

50) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Party!! On Olympus!!

found this game on Ismeme Daughter Of Athena's account

List Twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Poseidon

2. Tyson

3. Percy

4. Annabeth

5. Hestia

6. Zoe

7. Artemis

8. Hermes

9. Luke

10. Thalia

11. Rachel

12. Grover

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

ZOE AND RACHEL?? What the Hades?! gags Never have hopefully never will

Do You think Four is hawt? ...How hawt?

I’m a girl but Annabeth is pretty.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well Hermes would be a goddess and that would just be sick. The Hermes campers would be scarred for life because there dad is a chick?!

Can you recall any fanfics about Nine?

Lots

Would One and Two make a good couple?

Tyson is Poseidon’s son. That is wrong in so many ways…

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Don’t like either but 5/9 as 9 and 10 are both girls

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Um NO! maybe if there is author got problems

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Poseidon and Artemis are in a happy relationship until Luke runs off with Artemis. Poseidon, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rachel and a brief unhappy affair with Zoe, then follows the wise advice of Hestia and finds true love with Grover.

Um… ?? What the Hades?! Artemis is the eternal maiden, Poseidon and Rachel?! Zoe would not break her oath and Poseidon and Grover?! I repeat WHAT THE HADES??

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.) olympianchef213

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Poseidon)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods")

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.

T You ran down your street/through the park with a plastic sword/stick screraming gor Olympus/god or goddess. (Poseidon)

T When your mad at your parents you tell them you'd rather be god/goddess you hate's kid. (Ares)

T When you hear about an earthquake on the news you start scolding Poseidon.

T You try to talk to horses telepathically.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! 'Ts are ones I added

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish SisterOfAnElvenWannabe and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! (I feel sorry for him actually)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names.

Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!"

Crazy is when you tell your teacher that the reason you're failing her class is because her hair is distracting you.

Crazy is when you say humans are idiots and then when someone says that you just called yourself an idiot you say I'm not human I'm an alien/vampire

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you udrentnad waht Im syanig pstae tihs on yuor pfriloe.

List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order.

1. Wanda (The Host)

2. Percy (Percy Jackson)

3. Ian (The Host)

4. Harry (Harry Potter)

5. Sunny (The Host)

6. Lilly (Harry Potter)

7. Renesmee (Twilight)

8. Bella (Twilight)

9. Edward (Twilight)

10. Esme (Twilight

Jacob (Twilight)

Jamie (The Host)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and No

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

um... not really

3. What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?

Um that's not possible being as Jamie is a guy but most likely if it did happen Edward would try to kill Jamie and Jared and Melanie would try to kill Nella

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, lots

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um not really

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

Five/nine Esme is Edwards MOM!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

She would back away slowly.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A strange new family comes to the caves and one Esme Cullen catches Ian's eye.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I sincerely hope not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Half-breed Hugs

Does anyone read Three het?

Probably I'm not entirely sure what that is but I think I know.

Does anyone write Eleven?

Yes lots of people

13. Would anyone write Two/Four/Five?

Percy/Harry/Jacob?! I hope not! Eew...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Beat of my Heart by Hilary Duff

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: May cause you to puke

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few months ago I think.

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Wanda and Renesmee are in a happy relationship until Edward runs off with Renesmee. Wanda, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jacob and a brief unhappy affair with Jamie, then follows the wise advice of Sunny and finds true love with Percy.

What title would you give this fic?

What The Heck Is Going On?!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Disgusted.

9. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would make them take me to meet her.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would think that Bella's space-heater had maturity issues.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

TOed and I would steal Riptide.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Call Bella and Wanda.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist

Freak out and tell Melanie, Jared, and Wanda.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Glare at her then make her bake me cookies and if my teacher is a male make her flirt him into giving me an A and calling my parents and telling them he made a mistake. Then eat the cookies in front of my so-called friends and no offering them any.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I would think everybody she cared about had died or something.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Happy but wonder why.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Give it back Carrot Witch!

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

STUPID MYTHICAL CREATURES!

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Scream excitedly and give them hugs then realize that the class would be totally easy yay me

Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Sasu Saku123356 came up with this.

1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4.

“Of the corpse rising out of the leaves and sleepily brushing dead leaves from its jacket. (Let Me In: John Ajvide Lindqvist)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Computer, filing cabinet, coke can, picture frame

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Singing Bee

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

12: 17 am

5. What time is it:

!2:57

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The washing machine

7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

A couple hours ago, getting out of the car.

8. Before you started this what did you look at?

Kid On Fanfiction's profile

9. What are you wearing?

Blue jeans and a red t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

I think so, yeah I'm pretty sure.

11. When did you last laugh?

Half an hour to an hour ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Window, door, thermostat.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Everytime I look in the mirror or at my family.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its cool.

15. What is the last film you've saw?

The Prince Of Egypt

16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?

A mansion and lots of books.

17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it?

Innocencia (It means Innocent and I adore the name, I think it's really pretty)

18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it?

IDK maybe Micheal or Eric or something EDIT: Nicholas

This is my dream family:

an adopted older kid and an adopted younger kid and 5 biological children

oldest: girl: Innocencia Olivia (last name): red curls and green eyes

second: boy: Nicholas Orion (last name): brown or blonde hair and blue eyes

third: boy: Connor Joseph (last name): brown or blonde hair and blue eyes

identical twins: girl: Emmalie Alana (last name): blonde curls and green eyes girl: Esme Alyssa (last name): blonde hair and green eyes

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular
order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Marcus
2. Renesmee
3. Bella
4. Edward
5. Angela
6. Alice
7. Esme
8. Carlisle
9. Emmett
10. Jacob
11. Seth
12. Jasper

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No and don't want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
His actor: no the real Edward: duh,

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Jasper got Edward pregnant. I'm pretty sure that's impossible.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah alot

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Angela/Emmett or angela/Jasper I don't like either but I guess A/J they arer both quietish.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Esme walked in on Renesmee and Jasper. She would scold them.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
He was her own personal sun. Edward left her and now she was with him. A werewolf now not a vampire. And she was happy. Bella/Jacob

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, *shudders violently, Carlisle?Marcus that's scary...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Esme/Jasper: A Mother's Love

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
Edward makes Marcus happy for the first time in a few thousand years.

12. Do you read Three slash?
!Bella: no I don't read any slash

13. Do you write or draw Eleven?
Well he tends to imprint on my characters.

14. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Renesmee/Edward/Angela not as a couple thing maybe as some kind of father daughter thing

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Yeah!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
We Are One- Carlisle

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Marcus/Alice/Jasper: Warning: The Cullens and The Volturi nuff said

What might be a good pick-up/ flirt line for Ten to use on Two?
Jacob on Renesmee:

You are my soul mate

a not good pickup line would be:

I made out with your mom.

the six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3

The Review Revolution...

Even if the fic has 10002464 reviews already...

Even if the fic is older than time itself...

Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

Even if the author turned out to be a total psychopath...

Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined (another) Review Revolution.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Team Edward for love, Team Jacob for kindness

Team Bella for courage and not being spineless

Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm

Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm

Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun

Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one

Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth

Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept

Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace

Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for a cease

Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys

Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise

Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand

Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand

Team Everyone for working together to stop the fight

Team Stephanie Meyer for writing TWILIGHT!

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. SisterOfAnElvenWannabe!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough, cough*HAHAHAHAHA

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

If your life was a movie what would the soundtrack be?

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits: Jump Then Fall- Taylor Swift (interesting)

Waking up: The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift (um...)

First day of school: God is Bigger Than the Boogie Man- veggie Tales (I'm apparently really scared to go to school)

Falling in love: The Other Side of The Door- Taylor Swift (It is a love song)

Breaking up: We Got The Party With Us- Hannah Montanna and the Jonas Brothers (so I'm really happy about breaking up?)

Driving: baby Don't You Break My Heart Slow (ok then...)

Flashback: Come in With the Rain Taylor Swift (kinda fits)

Mental Breakdown: Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift( so I'm breaking down cuz I wanna be with him?)

Getting back together: Tied Together With A Smile-Taylor Swift (aw so he's comforting me by telling me I'm beautiful?)

Wedding: Jesus Take The Wheel- Carrie Underwood (I want Jesus to take The Wheel with my marriage)

Birth of a child: Breathe- Taylor Swift (odd)

Final battle: Daddy's Little Girl- Frankie J (I'm scared of my daddy dying in the battle)

Death scene: Butterfly Fly Away- Miley Cyrus (my child singing it in honor of me?)

Funeral: Bigger Than Us- Hannah Montana (cool, kinda weird though)

End credits: Teardrops on my Guitar- Taylor Swift (*shrugs*)

You Know You Are Still Living In 2009 When...

1. You enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played real solitaire in years

3. You would rather look all over the house for the remote the press the power button on the TV

4. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

6. As you read this you think of sending this to all your friends

7. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8. You were to busy to notice number 5

9. You actually looked back up to see if there even was a number 5

10. Now your laughing at your own stupidity

11. Now you will post this on your profile because you fell for it!

She's A Rebel

1. PUT YOUR iTUNES OR iPOD ON SHUFFLE (OR my YouTube Playlist).

2. FOR EACH QUESTION, PRESS THE "NEXT" BUTTON TO GET YOUR ANSWER.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME, NO MATTER HOW SILLY.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Come in With the Rain- Taylor Swift (er they want me to come in with the rain? cool)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

A Girl Worth Fighting For- Mulan(er... shouldn't I be thinking about a boy worth fighting for?”

WHAT IS 22?

God is Bigger Than the Boogie Man- Veggie Tales (and then my math)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Bigger Than Us- Hannah Montana (so my best friend is tall?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

God Help The Outcasts- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (he's an outcast apparently, cool I get a rebel boy)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift (interesting...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

I'll Make a Man Out of You- Mulan (I want to be a man when I grow up? But I'm a girl...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Year 3000- Jonas Brothers er... I think I won't get a date until then... ouch)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

No Place That Far- Sara Evans (No place they wouldn't go for me or no place far enough away to send me?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

The Way I Loved You- Taylor Swift (but its about been bored with the relationship...)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The Plagues- Prince of Egypt (I died from a plague?)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Backseat of a Greyhound Bus- Sara Evans (my hobby is riding buses... ok then...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

We Got The Party With Us- Hannah Montana (I threw a party when my parents weren't home?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Cheatin- Sara Evans (I apparently don't trust them)

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Tied Together With a Smile (breakdown)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Rockstar- Hannah Montana (either I'm dying as a rockstar or getting killed by one hmm...)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Baby Don't You Break My Heart Slow- Tayor Swift (aw I'm gonna regret breaking someone's heart, it actually makes sense)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Jesus Take the Wheel- Carrie Underwood (and why pray tell is that amusing?)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Butterfly Flt Away- Miley Cyrus (I don't want the butterfly to leave, come back butterfly!)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Hellfire- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (er... not gonna be a good marriage)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Coward of the County- Kenny Rogers (been a coward scares me, that suggests that what I am most afraid of is fear and that is very wise hee hee HP reference)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Honour To Us All- Mulan (apparently)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE?

Through Heaven's Eyes (so I would do something through God's will not mine)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Breathe- Taylor Swift (um... Am I sick, breathing hurts...)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

She's a Rebel- Greenday (cool)

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe

2. Sometimes you think the Volturri are watching you.
3. Sometimes you think it's cool that the Volturi are watching you.
4. Whenever you make an accurate prediction you think "Ohhh I'm just like Alice!"
5. You no longer make blond jokes from fear of hurting Jasper, Rosalie, or Carlisle's feelings.
6. Whenever someone makes an innuendo you think of Emmett.
7. Whenever your moody you think "Jasper's here! I can sense him"
8. Whenever somebody mentions pillows or feathers you giggle randomly.
9. Whenever you get a paper cut you think "Wow... this is what caused all the torment in New Moon... Wow overeacting much?"
10. Whenever you see twins you think "there lucky they weren't burned at the stake...poor Jane, and Alec...well at least their sadistically cool"
11. You spend every available moment on the computer reading or writing fanfictions.
13. Instead of saying "Run Forest Run" whenever you see someone running you put on a thick southern accident and say "Run Jaspar Run!"
14. Sometimes whenever you have embarrasing thoughts you worry theirs a mind-reading vamp around to hear them.
15. Everytime you see a Volvo you scream "Edward come back to me!"
16. Your life-long dream is to be a vampire.
17. And then move to Forks.
18. Whenever you hear dogs howling you think "the wolves are calling to me!"
19. Whenever someone asks you to do something you mumbled "Sure, sure"
20. Your totaly gonna re-post this to show your love of Twilight!

Theme songs for House of Night Characters

Zoey-

Aphrodite- Fabulous, Ashley Tisdale

Stevie Rae- Lucky You, Taylor Swift

Damien-

Jack-

Shaunee-

Erin-

Darius-

Rephaim-

Dragon-

Lenobia-

Anastasia-

Eric-

Kalona: Womanizer, Brittaney Spears

Loren- Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood

Couple Theme Songs:

Dragon and Anastasia: Vanilla Twilight, Owl City

Rephaim and Stevie Rae: Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and the Beast

Kalona and Zoey: Hellfire, The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 11

more girly then tom-boy, but i'm actually not very girly

Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

GRYFFINDOR!

You scored 8% Slytherin, 20% Ravenclaw, 64% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart.

Gryffindors are known for their courage, audacity, and devotion to what is good and honest.

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy

sigh I don't really believe these things but they freak me out

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie (I didn't buy it, someone gave it to me)
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 1

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 1

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 7

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem (about rue from the hunger games)
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 4

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled. (not sure what this means)
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it. (I think crazy and weird are more common, I take ti as a compliment)
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 1

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team. (In first and second grade I played softball plus I did basketball for about two days in I think 7th grade maybe 6th)
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

Total: 1

I am a total geek and proud of it!