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Joined 07-07-09, id: 1998164, Profile Updated: 10-04-09

I'm 18 (yaaaaaay! I guess!) and I'm trying writing for a while, to see if I have some overlooked talent at it and as a exercise.

I'm learning Portuguese!! For college, yes!! I totally understand why no one wants to learn it! It's hard! But fun! So if you are a native speaker and my Portuguese isn't as perfect as I try to make it, PLEASE bear with me. I'm gettin' there.

I day dream too much.

Music?

Arctic Monkeys! Fleet Foxes. Ray LaMontagne. Dave Brubeck. Damien Rice. Radiohead. Guster. Sufjan Stevens. Great Lake Swimmers. Grizzly Bear. Tom Vek. Guillemots. Calle 13. Dave Matthews Band. Mute Math. Bob Seger. Creedence Clearwater Rivival. Tears for Fears. Interpol. The Album Leaf. Death Cab For Cute. Aqualung. Modest Mouse. Camera Obscura. Gomez. Bob Dylan. Zero 7. Steely Dan. Pink Floyd. Led Zeppelin. The Who. The Rolling Stones. Nine Inch Nails.

The only TV show I meditate on is True Blood, everything else can go to hell.

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Kill Me Slowly by Saraya Knox reviews
This story revolves around the deep and twisted romance between Harley and The Joker (Leto version) and starts with their first meeting in Arkham Asylum. WARNING: This story has erotic sex scenes, strong language and gratuitous violence. Do not read if easily offended. 18 plus. I will aim to post a new chapter every three to five days.
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 8/13 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
My Best Friend's Girl by JordanMcGee reviews
What if Opie met her first?
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,303 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 2/16 - Jax, Opie, Tara
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,982 - Follows: 3,364 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11443 - Favs: 11,353 - Follows: 5,856 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Love in the Mirror Room by forbiddenkisses reviews
What if, on that fateful day in the ballet studio, James and Bella had realized they were intrigued by and attracted to one another? Is it Stockholm or destiny? What would Edward do if he could find no traces of either of them when he got to the studio?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,966 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Potiphar's Wife by Twilighter620 reviews
Bella is "Potiphar's Wife" the deadly seductive woman who makes it her goal to bed Carlisle's, "Joseph," Edward Masen. Mature content and based off religious themes. Proceed with caution...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
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