Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Hunger Games.
name used to be dizzysunlovingspaz.
Let's just say that Ziva will never beat Kate. Kate is the bomb. Tony loved her first and they were the best partners ever because their personalities were just so opposite each others. I hate that Tony seems to forget about her and how fast the show replaced her with Ziva. Kate and Tony went through way too much together. Ziva SUCKS!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
THE MORSE CODE :
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THIS:
Near to the door
he paused to stand
as he took his class ring
off her hand
all who were watching
did not speak
as a silent tear
ran down his cheek
and through his mind
the memories ran
of the moments they walked
and ran in the sand (hand in hand)
but now her eyes were so terribly cold
for he would never again
have her to hold
they watched in silence
as he bent near
and whispered the words
"I love you" in her ear
as he put on his ring and wanted to die
and just then the wind began to blow
as they lowered her casket
into the snow...
this is what happens
to man alive...
when friends let friends
drink and drive.
One evening an old P.E. teacher told his students about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, “Students, the battle is between two “wolves” inside us all.
One is evil. It is self-doubt, inferiority, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is good. It is hope, humility, joy, peace, love, serenity, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith.”
The students thought about it for a minute and then asked their teacher: “Which wolf wins?”
The old P.E. teacher simply replied, “The one you feed.”
Too Much Speeding
Too Much Speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say--”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell, “I’m the groom.”
Random Sarcastic Junk.
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."
"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.
Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
The road to success is always under construction.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...
If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."
"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Racism should be stopped
A black man walks into A bar, a white man walks in and says
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
“In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.”
- shing xiong
“Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.”
-Randall G Leighton
“When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.”
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
- Dr. Seuss
"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."
“Live with no excuses and love with no regrets.”
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
- Erica Jong
“As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.”
“Somewhere, someone, dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worth while, so remember that when you are lonely someone somewhere is thinking of you.”
“As you grow up,
“Believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”
- marylin monroe
“Pain is good...it just doesn't feel that way at first.”
“Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.”
"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
“Love doesn't make the world go 'round.
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”
“It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.”
“Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.”
“Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked too but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected!”
“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
I wrote your name
in the sand
but the waves
washed it away,
then i wrote it
in the sky
but the wind,
blew it away,
So I wrote it
in my heart
and that's where
it will stay.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,
-~NeVeR rEgReT aNyThInG tHaT mAdE yOu sMiLe!~-
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
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