Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hi. My name is Rachel. But you'll call me Gilligan if you know what's good for you.
I live in Scotland
Copy And Paste stuff and other things ive stolen from peoples profiles:
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class skyclad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (OMG! Once i asked how to spell 'Was' That was in the fifth grade! I was like 'oh wait! Never mind i remember!')
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (A HORRIFIC amount of times)
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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, SeaweedGirl1, HighFivingGoodbyes
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Rachel
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Racizzle (Noobtacular!)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Green Girraffe (Okay, epicness)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Gilligan. That is all, because i don't HAVE a middle name O.O
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Gilrason (Hahaha)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Irn Bru (Its already orange!)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Nothing. She doesn't have one either! i'll make up one: Evangeline (Epicness!)
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chillie (My dog)
Q-What is your favorite color?
Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?
A- If only i could pick both. *Sighs* I'd probably decided to save Percy a load of trouble and do away with Luke. Then, maybe if i got bored, i'd push Rachel off that cliff. Serves her right for stealing my name! As if there isn't enough Rachels out there already!!!
Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?
Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?
A- PyroKinesis. (the power to light a fire with your mind)
Q-Favorite Twilight quote?
A- i used to know all the books word for word, now...i can't even remember any. I'm go for 'I punched a werewolf in the face' -Bella Swan.
A- At the moment, it's 18 wheeler by P!nk
A- Pasta, of (almost) any sort! (orzo of spaggetti bolagnese prefferably)
Q-If you could date any character who would it be?
A- Your mum. (jokes!)
Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie?
A- rachel of course, what with my red hair, green eyes and imability to stop talking!
A- Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, Twilight (just a lil bit) and many more...
Q-Night or Day?
A- Day. Simple as.
Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?
A- Eh hem! Queen! I'd probably order someone to do the bowman dance with me!
Q- What's your personality like?
A- Poor concentration, kind, slightly moody, talks too much, kind, funny (or at least, tries to be!) A bit of a dreamer, slightly insane, hyperactive, Cute (in a punky sorta way) punky, funky, monkey, junkey -Accept not the junky part. Im clean dudes!
Q- What was the last thing you thought?
A- Sam's feet are very large and they face completely different directions (reffering to philips best friend)
Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?
A- Pubic hair O.o
Q- Who is the most special person to you?
A- Hard one. Probably my family or my best friend (whom is unoffically part of the family anyway)
Q- Scariest moment of your life?
A- When i discovered that Someone had hacked my twitter.
Q- One word that would best describe you?
A- NOOBTACULAR (Yes, i AM aware that that is not a word. But i don't care. Bite me)
Q- What is your favorite month?
A- Probably August. I even named one of my characters August!
Q- What does your user name mean?
A- Well, it has a bit of a backstory. It referes to the song 'One of the boys' by Katy Perry, because, at times, i am, and i feel that i am not noticed for the girl i am, and, i like high fiving people. I'm like 'The Todd' from Scrubs.
Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?
A- Hard one. (haha. I said 'Hard') Probably Toy Story and its sequeals. They kicked Disney princess ass!
Q- Have you ever been in a fight?
A- Yeah. I'm actually in a cyber fight right now *Grumbles darkly about hackers and stupid assholes i used to call FRIENDS*
Q- Biggest fear?
A- Hmm. Probably death. The unknown is scary to me. I'm always wondering about death- and usually, i find myself in a fantasy world, or crapping my panties, it varys from time to time. Haha.
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 () You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you (i actually weird them out by using as BIG a word as possible to confuse them. My favourites are Serendipidous, Ostentaious and Onomatopiea (only because i can't even pronunce Onomatopeia)
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day (and i'm not even american!!)
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
(Put an x next to the true ones)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
TOTAL: 15 (I'm more girly than i thought! Perhaps my vision of girly is a bit askew! (everyone ELSE is way more girly than i am, where i'm from (With a few acceptions)
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
3. Optimus Prime
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Connor xJuniper? NO! Umm...eww.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I donno. He's a fictional character O.o
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Okay, so Paul is impregnated with Chirons Love child? Everyone would be both disgusted and amazed, and would wonder what horse babies look like.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
None that i've read. I usually read Percabeth stories!
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Percy and Connor. Ooh, slash fics! i hate those. back off connor, Percy belongs with ANNABETH!!!!!!!!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Annabeth and Sally or Annabeth and Posidon? Thats just creepy.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Oh my gods! Why was Percy and Chiron making out in the first place! Thats creepy!!! Poor Grover.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Warning: Ponderings about Robot sex may occur. I cannot be held responsible for those car people things, nor what they do with The godly posidon. May also include Robot/ god sex which also moonlights as slash. I recomend you look away, because this isn't even a fanfic, because the leader of the AutoBots isn't a Percy Jackson Character...or is he?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Travis & Paul... most probably not. I may just search that later. O.o
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: May include a threesome between the Stoll Twins and Chiron
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).
"Travis and Grover are in a happy relationship until Sally Jackson runs off with Grover. Travis, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Juniper and a brief unhappy affair with Connor, then follows the wise advice of Annabeth and finds true love with Annabeth.
What title would you give this fic?
Travis has a brief unhappy afair with his own twin brother because he's gross like that.
15. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
I would firstly wonder why Paul and Juniper are in a closet together, then i'd feel sorry for Grover and Sally, then i'd wonder how Juniper managed to get into a Closet if she can't leave the forest, then, finally, after all those thoughts, panting with the exertion from thinking so hard, i'd ask "Can i have my sharpener back?"
16. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
I'd be really upset. Percy's too awesome to diss me? I'd also be confused; Fictional Characters are talking to me again.
17. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Sally and optimus prime in bed together? How would he even GET IN THE BED? HE'S HUGE MAN!
18. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I'd scream, "Posidon, why in hades do you have my bra on your head and my pants in your hand?"
19. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
No!!! Not Travis! I need him to pwn my sister when she steals my syrup. NOBODY STEALS MY SYRUP.
20. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Percy and Juniper are my teachers? Sweet! What a skive! (i belive thats scots (it might not be) for doing nothing...sorta)
21. Suggest a title for a Seven/three hurt/comfort
Umm...maybe Cheer Up Optimus Prime from Transformers! Grovers here!
The following is by ArabellaVioletGray:
This song is called Love Story for Percy and Annabeth
We were both young, when I first saw you,
See you drool, hear you snoring so loudly,
But you're a Seaweed Brain
And I said,
So I sneak out
Oh, oh, 'cause your head's full of kelp
And I said,
Kelp Head, save me
I got tired of waiting,
And I said,
Be my girl, Wise Girl,
Oh, oh…oh, oh, oh…
'Cause we were both young, when I first saw you…
Thank you Arabella for writing this masterpiece!
Links and Shizz:
My Youtube channel
Me, Lauren, Joanne and Zara doing the milk challenge, expertly filmed by Hazel and edited to perfection by Philip *sigh* (I'm the one in the kitty jumper and lauren's the one in the red one. haha.)
A clip of Philip. He's so hot. Unfortunatly, he's not actually got a southern drawl, but oh well. He's actually Scottish/Irish so of course he doesn't lol!!!
Me and Lauren doing the Cinamon Challenge last year. I wish i'd straightened my hair. :(
I look fooltastic. and my voice is like a knife!!!
More links to come! stay tuned!
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