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I'm not short..ahh screw it I'm short. If your short too, copy and paste this to your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream,

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you believe child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is Bunny.


Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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copy and paste kitty too or bunny will get sad

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of

girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 percent who'd laugh their ass off at them, post this on your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle/Aeropostal told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
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║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder! Put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too :)


Regular lions say: ROAARR.


Sad lions says: roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Don't read this or else you'll have to repost it!

crazy1 86: hey baby!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?

crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"


This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me. (Go Bella)

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed by they sparkles.
Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,
Our Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into tempatation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
Forever and ever.

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51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do by twilightnite reviews
Based on the indifferent child of earth's one-shot/list. The story behind the list. Think you know everything about Emmett? Think again. Any brain combustion, confusion, or gut busting can't be held against us. Read at your own risk. Enjoy! No.4-5 up now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008
Six and a Half More Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Sequel to Six Times Poseidon Visited . It's like Hermes said. "The hardest part about being a god is that you must often act indirectly, especially when it comes to your own children." SallyPoseidon PercyAnnabeth/Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Poseidon, Percy J.
Please Alice by Esmefan1 reviews
Set in NM. After Edward leaves,Bella starts emailing Alice. Everyday. Will Alice email back? What will Edward do when he finds out Bella wants to die? And whats up with Victoria? SEQUEL IS NOW UP! "THE BEAUTY IN ME"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Six Times Poseidon Visited by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Six times Poseidon openly checked on his son whilst he was growing up. After all - he was just checking that he was safe . . . Pre-series. Canon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Poseidon, Percy J. - Complete
If Emmett were President by comeonsugarletmeknow reviews
How Emmett would solve some of our nation's major issues if he were president. AU. A by product of boredom on a Thursday. Not to be taken seriously...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Emmett
I Hear You by ginmill31 reviews
Edward discovers that he can hear Bella thoughts after she hits her head. Bella is not happy that he can hear her since she does not have an internal thought filter. No lemons I just don't know how to write them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,961 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Emmet Gets Back by NonsenseScribbler reviews
This is the sequel to My Puppy the link is inside ; Emmett turns into a girl and Him I mean HER and the Cullens plus Bella do some crazy stuff.Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Emmett
Secrets by TheSingingGirl reviews
It was the second thing I ever saw. A family. And a blurred girl. Alice's visions of Edward's future mate, years before she was born. Winner of the Twilight Anniversary Challenge!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Don't tell me I'm dying by CupofTeaforAliceandHatter reviews
Edward left, months later Bella received bad news. She never thought this would be how she would die. If your soul-mate left you, would you fight to live? How do you fight what's in yourself? Will Bella win her battle if given a surival rate of 5%?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,350 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pain on Pain by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Puppy by NonsenseScribbler reviews
Summary: Emmet gave Edward some fluid that turned him into a dog. The question: Why did Edward drink something that Emmet gave him? Bella finds out and has to live with puppy Edward until Carlisle finds an antidote....Eclipse - Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,964 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Embers of Love by Bella Cullen-Luckier Than You reviews
Placed in NM. Bella was changed that day in the meadow. But when Alice finds her band, Paranormal Romance on the internet, what will Bella do when she sees the person she hates the most? OOC Bella isn't very forgiving!;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
A New Day by TaylorxCullen reviews
This story is about what would have happened to Bella if she pursued Edward whn he left in New Moon. It is rated M for language. Story is 10x better than summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Big Brother : The Cullen Season by Amanda Hazel reviews
Co-writen with Tilted-halo, this story will have you grabbing your desk to try to stop yourself from falling on the floor laughing. Join the cullens as a prank lands them in the notorious Big Brother house! Remember to Expect the unexpected! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,030 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Edward
Midnight Sun Continued by ForksVampireGirl reviews
I went about this in the same way Stephenie Meyer had started Midnight Sun. All the dialog originally from Bella's POV is directly quoted from Twilight. This is Edward's POV, picking up where she left off, midway through chapter 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,010 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Can He Hold Her So Close by NessieCullen9 reviews
Jasper's POV when Edward first brings Bella home to meet the family. Some mild romance: Edward/Bella and Alice/Jasper. Please note that this is a COMPLETE one-shot. My fic "Tracking" could be considered a sequel, however. Look to that story for more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - [Jasper, Alice] [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Not Her by Heaven's Immortal reviews
What if Edward didn't get to Bella before Tyler's van hit her...what if he responded to her blood...? What if he bit her? Where would they be, how would their lives change...a view into an alternate Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Things To Ponder by Lost in Believing reviews
Ever heard those questions that make you think outside of your mind? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why is Emmett named Emmett? The Cullens are faced with these questions and answer in a very Culleny fashion...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ways To Piss Off Emmett Cullen by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
Basically what the title says. Alice finds ways to tick off her brother to the point that he loses his sanity. What will the evil pixie do next to poor, unsuspecting Emmett? Rated T for safety. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,928 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Alice, Emmett
Anesthetized by Scarlett71177 reviews
Edward and Bella contemplate their existence without one another. New Moon missing moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Could Even Call It Days by LauraHunnix
Takes place just after Edward left in new moon. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Silent Leukemia by Maria Paige reviews
Bella has had cancer twice already. The doctors say that she can't ever get cancer again by the time she is 18. What happens when she wants to move to Forks two weeks before her 18th birthday? Will she ever be able to hide her cancer from the world?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Stupid Mistake by Viper003 reviews
How exactly did Edward and Bella feel after Edward's departure? Will they both ever recover from the pain of seperation. Two-shot. EdwardxBella Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of its' characters!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nightly visit by amorpsyche reviews
It was only a matter of time - and not much of it - before I showed up at your window and begged you to take me back.'..what if Edward did come back before there was any chance for cliff diving and such?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Breathing Without You by breathewithoutyou reviews
One-shot. To the song Breathe Taylor Swift . Edward's POV based during New Moon. He thinks about her every day. He wonders if he should go back to her. He misses her. He takes each day one breath at a time. His heart will heal. One breath at a time
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Little Sister by Tori of Lorien reviews
He did not think he could control his thirst. She was intimidated by him. But when Jasper helps Bella to study for her history test, he realizes that she means more to him than he ever thought she would. She wasn't just a human; she was family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Not A Day Goes By by DANZNQUEEN reviews
This is a songfic from Edward's POV to Not A Day Goes By by Lonestar. Edward has just left Forks in New Moon , taking with him Bella's heart. Bella assumes he doesn't want her. But how does Edward REALLY feel about this separation?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
The First Week by kryzlin reviews
One-shot detailing how I imagined Bella's first week without Edward in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
Forever by Makayla Kelley reviews
A clean break is easier. You can reset it, and it heals, and you move on, but if you leave things messy, or things don't get put right, then it just hurts, forever. New Moon, Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Melody Haunts My Reverie by borntodanceninefour reviews
Edward's POV from after returning from Italy. Can he earn back Bella's trust, and what issues must they face now? "She deserved better than me, than someone who was constantly risking her life and putting her in danger― just by my presence alone."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alternate New Moon by weirdocaitlin reviews
Edward has left Bella. Now the story switches over to Carlisle's perspective. He opens up what the other's think of leaving Bella. But when Carlisle takes a drop in on a patient, he gets more than he bargained for...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,732 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Carlisle, Edward
Forgive Me by AgentStarbuck reviews
The ending of New Moon from Edward's perspective, starting from his reunion with Bella. Edward/Bella. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Daughter, Broken by Strange.x.And.x.Beautiful reviews
Oneshot. What can a father do when his daughter is broken beyond his repair? Charlie POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Dance with Fate by UninspiredRambler reviews
After dancing with a handsome stranger at a ball, Bella finds herself engaged to him. The thing is, she absolutely HATES the idea of marrying someone she just met. Oh, did I forget to mention that he’s a Prince? AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Edward, Bella
Agian by vampirechick123 reviews
edward said that he was coming back anyways...well volterra never happens and he shows up at bella's window..RxR
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
All the Phases of the Moon by rochsmell reviews
AU: A different path through New Moon, Edward gives up trying to stay away and the Cullens return to Forks. Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns all recognisable characters, original plot and future of characters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,294 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
My Immortal by Dark Huntress reviews
Sequel to Til We Meet Again. Sometimes I wonder if the Fates aren’t purposefully torturing me, and then I think long and hard on it, and come to the same conclusion every night...I was meant to be alone. EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,733 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006
A Shared Dream by Twinkling reviews
Bella has a nightmare, Jasper's POV. Set after Eclipse. Everyone is at the Cullen's home. ExB, JxA In true Twilight form it's full of love, pain and drama. Everyone is in-character, may contain spoilers. Please R&R. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Hope, My Biggest Fear by edwardcullenissosexy reviews
One shot of Charlie's thoughts on Edward and Bella's "first date."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
The last letter by King of the broken hearted reviews
A clean break. thats what he called it when he left me. he never understood my love for him would last forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008
I Never Should Have Left by FANpire1120 reviews
What if Edward had saved Bella after her infamous cliff-diving endeavor, instead of Jacob? Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8423 - Favs: 7,619 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Self Imposed Purgatory by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is my version of Bella's "tantrum" after Renee came to take her down to Florida that first week when Edward left. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
emmett's Reaction by vjd reviews
In New Moon this is how Emmett responded to seeing his brother and Bella again at the airport and after watching Charlie ream Edward out for what he did to Bella. One-shot R&R plz! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wouldn't Edward Make A Damn Good Dracula? by aspenandeleen150 reviews
Alice has a vision of Tyler revealing the Cullens’ secret and the only way to make sure that doesn’t happen is to keep a close eye on the School’s production of Dracula. But as their secret hangs by a thread, will the Cullens' involvement help or hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Eclipse Compromise by My-Bella reviews
Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Her Blood Sings by MidnightWalking reviews
This is Edward's side of New Moon which picks up after Rosalie's telephone call. This is it the very last chapter. Read and enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,880 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The first of it's kind! The story version is now playing in a city near you! oneshot T for strange things...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Wishes We Never Meant to Make by cereal.killings reviews
[Set soon after Edward leaves in New Moon] If you could wish for anything in the world, what would it be? Bella would wish to have Edward back...right? Drowning in fury and pain, she wishes the impossible. No one can change the past, can they? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,832 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Ancient Moon by DarkyDearest reviews
Edwards Point Of View on New Moon. Very Angsty :D Everyone loves a little angst right? The Story of my oneshot: The Right Thing. Warning: New Moon Spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,687 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006
Breaking by GoldenEyesRock reviews
When Edward goes to pick Bella up from Phoenix in Twilight, what are his thoughts? And what happens when he finds out James bit her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
By Any Other Name by sillybella reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight. Pointless, funny fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Epiphany by MidnightWalking reviews
A oneshot of Emmett after he learns Bella is dead, and what happens when he finds out Rosalie called Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Emmett - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Dark Huntress reviews
It was only natural in the end when he broke his promise, that I broke mine. EB Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,944 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
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Sugar Rush reviews
This story is just what the title suggests. What if Bella has a major sugar rush. Bella's human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella
Confessions of Vampires reviews
One-Shot! This is vampire confessional. The title basically says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
War Of The Worlds reviews
What happens when Bella, the other Cullens, and their friends all help to play the biggest and best prank ever on Emmett? One word: CHAOS! Takes place sometime after Breaking Dawn. A few characters may be a little OOC. All normal pairings. My first story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Emmett