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Joined 07-07-09, id: 1998519, Profile Updated: 02-06-11
Author has written 10 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.

This is a joint account for two people that don't have their individual accounts :'D We are Meow and Mango. Mango doesn't write much or even come on this site often anyways, so really, the "joint" aspect does not do much XD It just sounds nice.

"Get a life" is a phrase we are both overly familiar with, and while we recognize that it would probably be to our benefit if we took that advice, we choose to ignore it. That is partially (mostly) due to the fact that it would be way too much effort. Also, we don't feel like it.

Meow's idea of fun is writing horrendous crap that seemed funny/interesting at the time and then uploading it to disease the Internet even further. And killing things. Fake things, as she doesn't have the guts to kill anything real, anyway.

Mango likes to...what the hell does Mango like to do, anyway? I have no idea, to be honest, but I think it has something to do with drawing. Yes, Mango likes to draw. Uhhhh...

RIGHT. We have a dA account. http://bachigo.deviantart.com/ And there's like, nothing there :'D You can spam us though. Have fun.

Also, Formspring. http://www.formspring.me/bachigo

So yes, as you can see, we are so bored that we will make accounts on websites for the sake of just being there.

Hm.

Uh...

FIVE RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MEOW (because she is too lazy to think of ten):

1. She speaks Mandarin Chinese and English (ohemgee no way.)

2. She is a hypocrite.

3. She doesn't even know why she has friends. (:'D But I have friends, at least, so WTH.)

4. She can't take people who take themselves too srsly srsly.

5. She takes the time to write things like this that nobody will ever read. (YAY)

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Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 158,492 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
In which Deyna Balthazar has several conniptions. The first and worst, as far as I know. Now rewritten. Again. It's even legal this time, isn't that exciting?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Bad Excuses by littleshimmerofhope reviews
When you're in need of an excuse, you should at least make sure you have better excuses than America and England. Follow the two of them in their journey down their path of bad excuses and learn which excuses not to use.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,228 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2838 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crossroads of Love by Nocturnalux reviews
High school days. Due to a misunderstanding Shizuo ends up convinced that Izaya is in love with him. Insanity follows as Shizuo then proceeds to read everything Izaya does in the wrong light much to Izaya's great dismay. Pure crack and smut.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 38,605 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
Stalker by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Russia has been stalking China for centuries, and although China is used to the horrible injuries resulting from his "love," finally it's enough and China says a few choice words to his admirer. But when Russia apparently gives up, why is China so hurt?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Just Pretend by Rebel-Aquarius reviews
"Just pretend I'm him," Ishida whispers in her ear as he ties the final knot in the blindfold and eases her slowly back onto his mattress. One-sided Ishida/Orihime, unrequited Ichigo/Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Very Bad Day by Nocturnalux reviews
Everyone in Ikebukuro slashes Shizuo and Izaya, much to their distress. In an attempt to flee from a crazy mob of rabid fangirls they end up holed in Comiket where they are far from safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
10 Things I Bet You Didn't Know by JL724 reviews
The ten things I bet you didn't know about the students at Ouran High School. Featuring Haruhi, the twins, Tamaki, Kyoya, Hunny, Mori, Nekozawa, Renge, and a few other characters, come and see what unknown facts are lurking among these facades.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2009
Ghostly Interference by phoenixtears07 reviews
One: In which Giotto is to blame for little Tsuna's unconventional first word. Two: In which some of Giotto's Guardians make a good first impression. The others…not so much.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Second honeymoon, aru by Hasegawa reviews
Daily happenings in Kirkland-Wang family. The 'Tea lovers' kouchagumi family. Pairings: UK X CHina. Children: HK, US, Taiwan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - England/Britain, China
Indoor Sports of the Heart by peroxidepest17 reviews
The relationship between the head of the Vongola and the head of the CEDEF is a lot like a game of catchball of the heart.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
Sharp Dressed Man by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya enjoys shopping. Kenpachi, not so much.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K.
Angels, Demons, Asians and Zombies by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel and a demon take an impromptu vacation that's long overdue. They haven't told anyone about it, so they're assumed dead. They'll wish they were, though, because what with this neglecting of duties, things on Earth will quickly be going to hell...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,977 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Wordless by Nocturnalux reviews
Izaya and Shizuo are brutally gangbanged. In the aftermatch of this traumatic event they end up clinging to each other for emotional support. Rather dark fic.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,995 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Cell 404 by Nocturnalux reviews
Prison fic in which Shizuo and Izaya share the same cell. Forced to live in such confined close quarters they must cooperate and as a result their relationship gradually changes while being tested to the utmost. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 207 - Words: 160,135 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Intervals by Nocturnalux reviews
Collection of my shorter fics, already published on kink meme. Ranging from very dark to pure crack.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Izaya O.
Shizuo's Bow Tie by CircusRunaway reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46 by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Peapeapenisu by meltedpoo reviews
It is a truth generally acknowledged that both Shizuo and Izaya have pretty impressive architectures. Now the only thing left is to see it.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Be My Valentine by Nocturnalux reviews
High school days. Izaya and Shizuo have a huge crush on each other, but are unaware of the other's feelings. When Valentine day's rolls by, that all changes. Fluff.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Without by Nocturnalux reviews
Izaya commits suicide by jumping off a skyscraper in front of Shizuo. Shizuo is unable to cope with it and sets out to discover the reasons that led Izaya to it. Very dark fic.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Breaking Point by Nocturnalux reviews
Izaya suffers a complete mental breakdown and Shinra calls Shizuo to help. Shizuo is horrified but little by little becomes very attached and dedicated to taking care of him. Very dark fic with a strong psychological bent. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Of Froggies and Phallic Produce by SushiBomb reviews
In which Fran is oblivious, everyone is in utter disbelief at his obliviousness, and Squalo drives himself into a river. CRACK-SPANK. Rated for blatant perversion and dirty humor, language, and general Varia shenanigans. Enjoy kids !
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Fran - Complete
What Must Not Be Said by Nocturnalux reviews
Izaya spies on Shizuo to find whether there is any weakness he can exploit. He finds out that Shizuo has a huge crush on him and keeping the information to himself decides to troll him by acting in the most friendly way. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,838 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Two Teenage Boys Sleeping Together in a Bed by Fallende reviews
This situation is absolutely NOT as it seems.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Playing House by Nocturnalux reviews
Shizuo has an accident when a vending machine meant to kill Izaya ends up hitting him in the head instead. As a result Shizuo blackout and by the time he comes around he is fully convinced that Izaya is his wife and acts as a rather possessive husband.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
A Little Trouble by Flyintofu reviews
Xanxus needs a hooker, so Bel and Fran go out and find all sorts of hookers, while Squalo tries to pacify him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Matters of the Heart by Nocturnalux reviews
Erika, in pure fangirl mode, decides to actively ship her favorite couple by forcing Shizuo and Izaya to stay in the same room until they confess their hidden love for each other. Otaku references abound. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Parody of the Hunger Games by imawesomerthanyou16 reviews
A Hunger Games Parody. What else is there to say?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Katniss E.
Haymitch Abernathy isn't allowed to by Zelda12343 reviews
Ever wondered if Haymitch has a goofy side? Well, wonder no more and take a look at this list! Rated T for some of the things he does.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Haymitch A.
Let's Just Say the British are Coming by martinique.erotic reviews
There might be that Shizuo guy, yeah. Maybe that Izaya guy, too. Let's face it, though - who's really the most dangerous person in Ikebukuro? Karisawa Erika at that certain time of the month.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Erika K., Walker Y. - Complete
Mercurial by ncfan reviews
-Renji x Rukia- Kira and Hinamori find it much more entertaining to watch.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Court In 500 Words:Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney by Greenx91 reviews
Is it possible to summarize parts of the game in 500 words? YES! It's done isn't it? Note:Please don't read, unless you are finished with the game, or else you'll suffer from confusion. Status: Complete
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 18,758 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Companions by ncfan reviews
-Hobbes, Calvin- He's been alone for so long. They both have.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Children's Game? by Riraberr reviews
His hands were sweaty, fingers alternatively mashing keys on the DS to the tune of an obscure Chopin. It was time, Reshiram. Wait, what was he doing? This was just a stupid game for children. Damn it, Yamamoto. Rated T for swearing, sex, and POKEMON.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
What You Have by Shuuka-over-Rin reviews
They had always said to him, you never could know what you had until it left you. But for Hong Kong, it was starting to seem just the opposite.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - England/Britain, Hong Kong - Complete
Damselfly by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
-I give you my heart and soul, Ishida-kun. I give you my hopes, my dreams, my everything. They're yours to keep. Because if not for you…I'd probably still be alive.- After her death, Orihime's ghost comes back, and finds what she least expected. Ishihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Rangiku Matsumoto had spent all twenty-two of her Valentine's Days alone. Then she meets a traveling businessman who promises to meet her for a date; same time, same place, every year. And somehow she thought it wouldn't get complicated... -AU-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Just One Old Soldier by BananaNutCrunch reviews
No, Liebling, I was no hero. I was only a soldier. All I could do was fight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Germany - Complete
Surprise! by Bun Kirkland reviews
Birthdays, the day you celebrate every year when you turn a year older. Were they really special? Well, to Gilbert they were. Problem was, he couldn't find his favorite Canadian... Boy, was he sure in for a surprise. PruCan one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
no one likes being the third wheel by Val-Creative reviews
Benjamin Franklin needs to convince France to aid the Americans in their Revolution. He manages to find a risque way to do it. In the middle of a dinner party. With John Adams watching. /Implied yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - France - Complete
The Adventures of Prince Korea by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Prince Korea is in search of a bride, and at the bequest of the goddess Ukraine, he travels East to meet the beautiful princess Yao. But she is being held captive by an evil purple-eyed dragon. Can Korea vanquish the beast and claim Yao's breasts?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Fortune Cookie by ncfan reviews
-Ishida x Orihime- Ishida decides the universe is trying to tell him something when he reads the message in the fortune cookie. /Maybe I should buy lottery tickets too./
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by sithmarauder reviews
Pulling away, England inhales sharply, his eyes dilating slightly as he does so before he hands the aluminium-wrapped drug to China. "Your turn." England/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Tea House by Hasegawa reviews
A/N: I want to make a T-rated story which makes my readers finished reading with a smile on their face Pairing: UK X China. Warning: AU, romance. Simple romance under the roof of a Tea House.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
A Hatchling's Song by Karthenia reviews
Gilbird loved her strange pale Mama, from the day she hatched to the day she died. Warning for pet death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Study by ncfan reviews
-Shunsui x Nanao, Nemu- In which Nemu studies social interactions.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Oh My, Herr Schtick by aoi-akai reviews
WARNING: PURE CRACK READER BE CAUTIOUS there's also Prussiax?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Epic of Germany And The Sacred Flag by Cringe reviews
Germany learns that the gods up in Mt. Roma aren't quite as wonderful as myth would have you believe as he battles lewd satyrs and braves the icy underworld to prove to Ancient Rome that he won't deflower the god's precious son, Italy. Greek Epic AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Of Angels, And Demons In Suits by BananaNutCrunch reviews
An angel journeys down to Hell in order to settle some matters. On the way, he encounters an old rival; a demon he has never quite managed to get rid of. A quiet story taking place in the bowels of Hell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
To Make a Carnivore by phoenixtears07 reviews
In which a nine-year-old Kyouya attempts to teach a seven-year-old Tsuna how to be a carnivore.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/11/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Ghostwriter of Mockingjay Stephanie Meyer by nagato chinatsu reviews
A cold, delicate tear slips down my cheek. I've played straight into her hands.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010
The Random Story Collection: Story 1 by OneSunnyNight reviews
England takes a walk in sandy-land Antarctica. Yeah, you heard right. What could possibly go wrong? That's right, EVERYTHING, especially when it involves two guys called Mukuro and Hibari. Warning: England-transformation, light 6918, CRACK, RANDOMNESS
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
America Kills England by Pink Sugar Elephant reviews
America kills England or something spoiler: England Dies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
Letters of Lament by cinfinngale reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games Lament to their creator, Suzanne Collins, about their endings in letters. Post-Mockingjay spoilers!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Peeta M., Cinna
Yo LeT's PlAy MaFiA by omgpink reviews
HIBARIxOC Crackfic. Parody of khr romance FANFICS. Hibari/ Mukuro/ Chrome/ FATELAIDE-whoops, I mean Adelaide/ ULTIMATE MARY-SUE OC. This makes fun of OC fanfics. WARNING: Written in American ghetto slang, which includes bad grammar and spelling.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - K. Hibari, Adelheid S. - Complete
All the Good Ones Are Gay by peroxidepest17 reviews
Something gets lost in the translation. Or maybe not.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/17/2010 - I-Pin, Lambo - Complete
What Happened To Namimori? by StMomo reviews
Mary Sue has invaded Namimori, releasing Sue-beams into the air that has turned all our favorite bishies into complete drones! Only the girls are unaffected by the Sue! Will you be able to help them save the boys and take down the Sue? -on hiatus-
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
The End of History by ncfan reviews
AU. "You are afraid you might forget, but you never will. You will forgive and remember. Move on. Walk forward into the light." .: Ishida x Orihime :.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
The diary journal of Ulquiorra Cifer by lamekirby reviews
We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 32,643 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ulquiorra
Why Russia & China will Eat Your Lunch by AF Jones by haraguro-tan reviews
America hosts a call-in talkshow to interview Russia and China for yet another book on Russia-China bilateral relations. To save the show from lame content about America's heroic deeds, you are all invited to write in with questions for the couple!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Russia, China
Boarding School for Dummies by ImitationCrimson reviews
The government somehow found the Akatsuki's Address! The letter says They need to go back to school to be educated! Well All they need to do is use their SMART brains to pass right? Well except the fact is they don't have the brains! RatedT for LanguageAU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Akatsuki
Red Bull by Kiki4ever reviews
It gives you wings...seriously. Crack!fic; sequel to Taste the Rainbow. Moral: Pot and Crack? LSD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Herr Stick by Rocky and CG reviews
To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Appetite by thereisafire reviews
Celty, with the help of Shizuo, cooks curry for Shinra. Background Celty/Shinra.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Celty S. - Complete
Close Relations by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. Poly-amorousness knows no bounds as half the world fantasizes about being with Yao. Unrepentantly plotless, and with enough unresolved sexual tension in the air to cut with a knife. Many!nations/China, featuring the Axis, Allies, and Asians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,370 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hong Kong, China - Complete
Humanity Deferred by ncfan reviews
Ten members of the Gotei Thirteen, and the issues they have.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
One Hell of a Day by A Twisted Fairytale reviews
Grell finally got what Ciel promised him- Sebastian is none too pleased. But he certainly can't pass up an opportunity to have his idea of fun with the annoying creature.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Peel It! by AlbinoWhisper reviews
When Reapers, Demons, and humans alike end up together in a small, run-down inn with incredibly thin walls, things are bound to turn for the worst.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
Fruit Punch by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Because Mukuro equals pineapple, and Ryohei equals boxing, so Mukuro plus Ryohei is FRUIT PUNCH! Geddit? Never mind. Meant as a belated birthday fic to Mukuro, but ended up Ryohei-centric. Oh well. We still love him, right? And yes, it is a 6933. Enjoy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ryōhei S., Mukuro R. - Complete
His Butler, a Rival by monkeybait reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Ciel's lack of kindness pleases Lizzie not.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
A Brief, Unending Dread by ncfan reviews
The day Ishida Soken died marked the end and the beginning of many things.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by Kiki4ever reviews
"In which Alfred eats skittles and Matthew thinks he's high" PURE CRACK!FIC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Procrastination by Canadino reviews
This time, it's not the problem of bad timing, just the absense of doing altogether. Because there's always next time...then the next time...alright? US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Unspoken Regrets by dinocavallones reviews
"Voi, if it's something you and I will fight over, then it's better that I don't know. I don't want to fight you 'cause I fucking hate it when you cry!" Young!SD
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Squalo S., Dino - Complete
Out of the Sun by ncfan reviews
She's not sure what she's supposed to be, because there's already someone hovering in her place.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Of lollipops and the color blue by Littleredshoes reviews
In which Hong Kong recieves a strange lollipop with an even stranger message written on the wrapper. Who loves HK? HKxUSA. Might be converted from a one-shot into a real fic if requested
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Hong Kong, America - Complete
Live Like We're Dying by Integration reviews
Whatever he is about to say stays lodged in his throat. Alfred is beautiful... broken but beautiful. Rated T for possible Character death in later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - America, England/Britain
Doodles by Dior Crystal reviews
You know you have it bad for your best friend when you start doodling his name all over your books. SD.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Squalo S., Dino - Complete
High School is Just Like the Mafia by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “High School is All about Cliques and Fear” Jimbo’s absence leaves a hole Tsuna and company are morally obligated to fill.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
How the Hitman Got His Hat by moonlunes reviews
The Arcobaleno are such smooth liars. RebornFon fic, Valentine's Day present for my girlfriend. Submitted on time at LJ but really belated here.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Fon, Reborn - Complete
Forever by Hasegawa reviews
He wanted to be a child Forever. One sided Japan X China. Pairings: Kiku X Yao.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Japan, China - Complete
Chinese Democracy, Let's spend the night together by doodledandy reviews
It's the Olympics in China and the question is: Who is really in bondage here? Kink Meme fill USAxChinaxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, China - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
The Newest Host by Alayna36 reviews
Uchiha Itachi, welcome to the Host Club!" were words that Itachi had never once thought he would hear. How does he cope with not only the fangirls, but the other members of the club? And how does Deidara handle his disguise to infiltrate it... as a girl?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Itachi U., Haruhi F.
Save a Horse, Ride a Mustang? by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza gets a last laugh during a luncheon with uppity wives. Oneshot Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Driving Lessons by Asael reviews
Dino wants to impress Squalo, and asks some of the Vongola Guardians for help. Dino/Squalo, slight 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dino, Squalo S. - Complete
The Hokage Application by Scarlet Hour reviews
Naruto finally sends in his application for the position of Konoha's Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
This Never Happened by sesshygirl3 reviews
Kabuto/Shizune. Sorta. Lots of Sake. An encounter in the woods. Humor for sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shizune, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The great akatsuki challenge by Lady Manson reviews
akatsuki is trapped between a challenge at wal-mart and the possibility of acquiring the nine tail demon fox
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
Sai the Comedian by Lil' DeiDei reviews
Sai's attempts at cracking jokes fail. Terribly. Sakura tries to explain patiently to him that he is missing a key ingredient, but it is hard to do when Naruto is laughing at her. Will Sai ever be able to make his friends laugh? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate Torture Device by kirigirisplushrump reviews
Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori find a site called fanfiction. Chaos ensues
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Akatsuki
Espada's Guide to Life, Hueco Mundo and Everything by Aquamarine Columbine reviews
Even the Espada need entertainment. That's why Ulquiorra started this 'wisdom-book' to pass the time. Featuring entries from all in Las Noches. ABANDONED.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ulquiorra
Brothers by Marshmallow73 reviews
Because all Uchihas were once children... Child!Itachi and Toddler!Sasuke moments... Pls. R and R...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
That's Peculiar by Esso reviews
Yes, this is a parody. So, what if some things in the Hunger Games and Catching Fire are not quite the way we've been led to believe... Well, while bored in an AU waiting room, Finnick, Gale, Peeta, and Rue attempt to right this terrible wrong...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The Scientific Method by vesperh reviews
The kiss was completely and in every way an accident." Written originally for Bleachness; unabashedly IshiHime.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
永远 by SuicideMonday reviews
AU. How many times are they going to force me to watch you die? ChinaxRussia Immortal!Yao. Multiple Incarnations!Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Poison Pink by BananaNutCrunch reviews
One man's poison is another man's tea! Uhm. No it isn't, actually. At least, not when Szayel Aporro Grantz is involved. And what exactly happens when some of his most lethal poisons accidentally get mixed up with Aizen's morning tea? A work COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Being Human by HarunoRin reviews
AU A Vampire a Werewolf and a Ghost share a house in Bristol. Ichigo Rukia and Ishida are an argumentative group, but they find out the true meaning of humanity together. IchiRuki IshiHime. WARNING may contain Britishness. COMPLETE FOR NOW
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,626 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Diner by Smrtypantz reviews
England spots America eating alone at a diner and decides to blow on the glass of the window and write Alfred a quick little message...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Hey, Pop by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Yamamoto's thoughts on his father's grave one rainy day.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2009 - T. Yamamoto - Complete
Return, Reject, Recognize, Release by Samurai101 reviews
When Sasuke was young his genius older brother was kidnapped. Now that Sasuke's old his brother's coming back home. Things would be perfect, if the man returned hadn't been a blue eyed pacifist instead of the red-eyed ninja Sasuke was hoping for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Tobi's Christmas by gar-a-ash reviews
What happens when an elf tells Tobi he was put on the bad list by mistake? Chaos, that's what! A Christmas present to all you guys!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Obito U./Tobi
Island of Dreams? by edelweiss123 reviews
A dead and bored Itachi gains the power of Narration and decides to have a little fun messing with all of our favorite characters: NaruSakuSandSibsLeeNejiTenKibaHinaShinoInoShikaChoDeiSasoItaKisaandpossiblyTaka WARNING! Crack-tastic OOCness likely!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Itachi U.
A Very Tobi Christmas by k-of-d88 reviews
It's Christmas day, and Tobi decides to celebrate. Tobi's way! Rated T for Hidan's language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
The IchiRuki Bet by DancingBuffy reviews
AU Rukia's friends offer her up to Ichigo in a bet. But what was Ichigo's real motive for making the bet in the first place? And what will happen once she finds out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,963 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Match Me by x nihilo reviews
*Complete* Shunsui, with his vast knowledge of the shinigami psyche, plays matchmaker to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Nanao gets stuck with the paperwork. Now up: "Thursday Evening"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,040 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Total Switch by swirlheart reviews
Kira and Hana aren’t happy with themselves and want to change into something more, well, manly. So when they find a way to turn their personalities upside-down, they’re all for it! But what happens when Toshiro gets caught up in the spell too? Review plz!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,158 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, I. Kira - Complete
Of Family, Biscuits and Video Games by julien-schu reviews
In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
Your Mom by Peridot Tears reviews
China shook his head despairingly. Why did he agree to teach America Chinese curses again? "You sound like a sheep, aru!" Rated for abuse of common curses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - China, America - Complete
The Seireitei Lunch Room by regulus has a sense of humor reviews
EPIC CRACK! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! no pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/5/2009 - K. Zaraki, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
True Blue! by BananaNutCrunch reviews
In which Grimmjow makes a startling career change. What will the world say to their newest cover boy? Slight crack. Rated T for swearing, courtesy of Jeagerjaques, naturally.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Go, Go, Ulquiorra! by Euregatto reviews
Aizen has the Espada dress up and go trick-treating in the Real World just so he can have the day to himself. Follow them in their seriously jacked up story of how to survive Halloween with the Humans! Except Barragan. He's passing out candy to sand...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ulquiorra, Barragan - Complete
Passing Notes by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
Your Honor, what's that?" The Judge sighed. Mr Wright and Mr Edgeworth had been giving him reasons to turn around all day! Was it all a coincidence, or were they up to something? And why did he keep hearing paper rustling when his back was turned?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Edgeworth's Confession by Lamia of the Dark reviews
A different take on the scene where Edgeworth confesses to the DL-6 murder. Oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Miles E. - Complete
Sixty Seconds by BananaNutCrunch reviews
Zoro sees beauty for the first time, on board a ship in the most troubling of seas. Good thig he likes blondes. Warning: CRACK.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Zoro
Letters From the Gotei 13 by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
The Captains and Vice Captains pass notes at meetings. Mysteriously, all of their conversations are exactly 100 words long. Humorous letter-drabbles from the author of Bleach Soup.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews
America and Russia fight and make up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia
Tobi's Fake Family by SweetyCat Kisses reviews
What happens when Tobi calls Konan "mom" one morning? What will leader think? And why is Orochimaru living in a cardboard box? Tobi Crackfic. Rated T just in case for language. Don't wanna get in trouble! Pretty short. Sorry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Konan - Complete
and we'll not fail by conv. hearts reviews
Dammit, Itachi, you are not my Lady Macbeth. /cracky conversation fic./ /mira, have a dedication./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How it couldn't have happened by LonDae reviews
A short look at how the Akatsuki didn't decide to go hunting after the bijuu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
My Darling Brother by StarsAndSparks44 reviews
Sasuke catches Itachi on the computer, and wants to see what he’s looking at!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nineteen reasons I love you by Ryokou reviews
8059 drabble. Yamamoto writes a letter to Gokudera to start off the day. How will Gokudera react to it? WARNING: Yaoi, slight language, implied lemon/lime. R R please.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Turnabout Fangirls by Osiris-Lee reviews
We all remember those flowers on Edgeworth's windowsill, right? Well, Oldbag can't be the magenta-clad prosecutor's only fan, now can she? Written to remedy the lack of Oldbag. Mild Edgeworth/Phoenix. Very, very mild. So mild a child could handle it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Miles E., Wendy O. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Do Mermaid's Have Baby's? by kabutoishot reviews
Tobi has just read The Little Mermaid, and begins to wonder how mermaid's have babys. Not a good thing to ask Deidara! T for swearing. :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Axis Powers Hetalia: Questions and Answers by killahxbunnay reviews
We all know you've been dying to ask them that one special thousand questions, so here's your chance!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,515 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009
Regifting by tutuboy95 reviews
Maya won something that isn't what it seems... and it's Edgeworth's birthday! No shipping.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
She Pressed Submit by CharlieMistry reviews
Vera is a kind-hearted person who likes to make people happy. But she is also very repressed and lonely, yearning for love and attention. She also has no idea what intimate relationships are supposed to be like."
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Vera M., Kristoph G. - Complete
Find Me by Shuuka-over-Rin reviews
When his Aniki's immortality finally runs out, Japan must take it upon himself to bring back The People's Republic of China. Warning: Human names used, character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Japan, China - Complete
Is that a rat? by BananaNutCrunch reviews
No," Szayel sighed impatiently, "it is NOT a rat. This," he waved the ball of fluff,"is a hamster." Slightly pointless fic. Read if you're bored.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J. - Complete
I'm Gonna Scream in a Minute by KSFWolfe reviews
Ulquiorra is tired of being the goody goody Espada! He's tired of making dinner and doing the laundry! and most of all, he's tired of Grimmjow calling him Emo! So Ulqui-chan decides to be BADASS...oh holy god help us...No pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The True Reason by Narutario
The real reason why Itachi killed his clan. Rated T for satanic spanish phrases. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Atroquinine, My Love by CharlieMistry reviews
Kink meme response. A Gavin reunion as Klavier visits Kristoph in jail. He takes revenge on his older brother for everyone he hurt. *Warnings* Slash, Gavincest, Non-Con, violence, etc
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Klavier G., Kristoph G. - Complete
The Measure of Friendship by kazekagesama23 reviews
Sai tries to understand the nature of friendship. Unfortunately, he picks some very bad examples to study.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sai - Complete
Responsibility by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Being responsible isn't easy. Being taught how to be responsible by Aizen isn't all that great either. Rated for language, a ninja Gin, a chocolate obsessed Ulquiorra, and chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Property Damage by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
Remember the hotel Sasuke and Itachi trashed when they were fighting? Well it's now demanding two billion yen from Sasuke. The only problem is that Sasuke doesn't have enough. So what does he do? Asks his brother for financial support.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Guilty Lunch by CharlieMistry reviews
After all the hurt of having his brother and best friend imprisoned, Klavier Gavin turns to food for comfort but when the gossip rags catch wind of his weight gain, he only starts to feel worse.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Klavier G., Apollo J. - Complete
The Chronicles of Princess Mary Sue by Jessy-Fran reviews
Princess Yuki Itami Cindy Lou Raven Sparklypooh is a totally normal girl, until she runs away and the Akatsuki kidnap her! Le Gasp! Warning for: Mary-Sue, Out of Character-ness and bad humour. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Good Morning, Treasure by CharlieMistry reviews
Kink meme
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Apollo J., Klavier G. - Complete
A Dating Guide for the Mentally Retarded by Tally Mai-chan reviews
Sai got a new book! But this is not your average friendship book, no It's a dating guide! Will Sai win the hearts of Konoha's female population or will he end up sorely heartbroken? Crackish Sai fic. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sai
Hopefully you'll feel the same by CharlieMistry reviews
Kink meme fill - Confessions of love from a drunken Edgeworth. What more can I say and what more could you need?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
black roses in her hair by smartalker reviews
For Keely. The thing about a message in a bottle is that you don’t have to expect a reply. — ErzaJeral
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain - Complete
Mary Sue's Rant on Tsuna by RandomFreakazoid reviews
SERIOUSLY? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT DAMN TUNA BOY? One-Shot. Rating because of Mary Sue's language. She's very, very upset.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Zaraki Kenpachi Kills Ed and Bella! by Eyebrow Queen Servant - Loki reviews
I hate Twilight with all my being. And BLEACH kicks ass! So I'm having everyone's favorite psychopath kill Edward Cullen and Bella Swan! This is not supposed to make much sense at all, I just want people dead. Rated M for gore.
Crossover - Bleach & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2009 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Wisdom by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
China may be wise, Japan thinks as he gets to his feet, gathering his notes and papers, but sometimes, years and years of wisdom can fail even the best and oldest of us all. ChinaXJapan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2009 - China, Japan - Complete
Problems by ZIPmonkey reviews
we all have problems, just some have more than most.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Crack by SpicyNavel reviews
A series of random stories made purely from boredom. Mary-sues, OOCness and brain melting fun. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakuzu
Reincarnation by Vicariosity reviews
If she waits long enough, he'll return. That is a promise. Nagato/Konan, from Konan's POV. Spoilers through chapter 449.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Nagato, Konan - Complete
I Swear, I'm Going To Kill You by ChoiSeungHyun110487TOP reviews
Why does Sasuke REALLY want to kill Itachi? Find out. :3 R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Greatest Threat Ever Faced by the Soul Society by Oreithyia reviews
No hollow, no espada, no betrayer, could ever be as horrifying, as noxious, or just plain mind-numbing as this threat to sanity: the Mary Sue. If you too would join the fight against seeing your favorite fandom destroyed, gear up and read on comrade.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Mayuri K. - Complete
The Greatest Twilight Fanfiction Ever by The Green Rorschach reviews
An adventure of assassins and glittering vampires awaits you. Rated T for sexual themes and language.
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Edgey poo's evening by Rollingsushi reviews
Amidst his peaceful and perfect evening, Edgeworth receives an unwanted visitor at his door who was none other than Ms. Oldbag. Who will save his perfect evening? Could it be — can it be…! Hilarity-ensured.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Drinking America Goodbye by Dancing Feather reviews
So England is sitting in at a bar, drinking like he lost a war or something. I don't know why, aru, but I'm the one pouring the drinks. :oneshot:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Quit While You're Ahead by Vermillion Lies reviews
In which Nick says too much, Maya is very distressed and Edgeworth smirks... a lot. Edgeworth/Nick. Very slight spoilers for the end of Turnabout Samurai.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Quality Time by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Because spending quality time with your big brother is meaningful like that. Even if it's going to cost you some manliness points several years down the road. Pre-massacre fluff, makes fun of Ita's femininity. Sequal chapter up because I'm nice lyke dat.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guessing Game by Cheea5 reviews
“No way, don’t even! You don’t get to leave until you tell me who you like!" Larry suspects that Phoenix likes someone and won't stop until he finds out who.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Run To You by LoverofLove reviews
What would you do if you were holding back the one you loved from living their life? If you were so far gone in your own misery, would you let them go even if it made it seem like your love for them was gone? Could you ever get forgiveness in the end?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,940 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Internet is for Porn, Edgeworth by Strawberry Nya reviews
Phoenix shows a song to Edgeworth and decides to make him realize, yes, the internet is indeed for porn. implied yaoi, made out of boredom, wasn't going to post originally but what the hell.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
A Squalo X His Hair Crack Fic by galeaya reviews
The title says it all. Written for the KHR Kink Meme at Livejournal. Enjoy. :D
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Squalo S. - Complete
Never Fade Away by Ellcrys reviews
At a club one night, under much stress, Klavier makes a very poor decision, with unexpected consequences. Now he has to make a choice: silently cope with the guilt, or confess and risk losing everything, including Apollo... if he hasn't already lost him.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Cravat? by Ellcrys reviews
Edgeworth returns from overseas yet again to find that Phoenix has taken up an old habit.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
The YAMAMOTO Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Equif reviews
Thank you for purchasing a YAMAMOTO TAKESHI unit. Please read the enclosed manual to make sure you get the most out of your aspiring writer. 8059 pairing mentions.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Frozen by StarFire and Sakura reviews
In his mind, the world's gone to hell in an instant - or maybe not. Edgeworth POV
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Slivers of Silver by bedlamandbroomsticks reviews
A collection of one-shots, vingettes, and drabbles in the Johnny Tremain universe. For a class assignment.
Johnny Tremain - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Fallacy by transcendently reviews
Ryohei is a freaking genius. RyoheiGokudera
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - H. Gokudera, Ryōhei S. - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7065 - Favs: 5,407 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
DEATH OF MARY SUES! by ChildInMe reviews
The title is the summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
The Answer is Divine Intervention by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Gumshoe intervenes at the wrong time and is told a story of freakish happenings by a sheepish Phoenix. Expect mad pigeons and evil elevators to follow.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Dick G. - Complete
Chappy Strawberries by Makayla reviews
Ichigo, Rukia, Strawberries, Chappy. Their first kiss wasn't exactly planned... Please be aware that this is major fluff :D IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Unwritten Letters by Lyrical Rawr reviews
The content of the letters so frequently mentioned written by Phoenix Wright.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Games by ride with the ROCKERS reviews
Light Yagami meets the Host Club. Death Note x Ouran Crackfic.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Light Y., Hikaru H. - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
The Answer is Blowing in the Wind by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Maya finds out some things about Phoenix from a few strange phone calls.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Guilty by white lotus reviews
Miles Edgeworth puts his conscience on trial.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
For the Man Who Has Everything by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rukia wonders what to get for the guy who’s got it all.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sasuke Hears Something by PrincessComplex reviews
Sasuke hears Sakura with various guys and hears some disturbing things...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A complete Idiot's guide to: Mary Sues! by The Mary Sue Slayer reviews
What the title says. Your trusty guide to all the things you may not know about Mary Sues. Warning: Minor sarcasm and Mary Sue bashing
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Half Mary Sue by Nimble Paws reviews
My friend tries to make a Mary Sue story, and I stop her in every way I can by cuttingwriting into random places.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Folly of Merizu by Calliope Epsilon reviews
Mary Sue Crack! ahoy, because I like to pick on Neji and I read too much fanfiction. Neji has a gaspfianceegasp. Tenten ought to help him out, but she'd really rather not be involved.........
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Body Shots by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Bleach boys are hot. Thoughts on some of their finest assets.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006
Meet Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Switching Tactics,” Kira Izuru visits Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/20/2005
The Mary Sue Chronicles by Phishy Chan reviews
Individual Mary-Sues tailor-made for each lovable character of the Naruto cast! You love them, I love them, we ALL love them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
The Letter by dave-d reviews
Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Antagonistic by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ichigo and Ishida have an interesting relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2005
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Confusion reviews
My state of mind while writing this story. Rated M because then less people will see it, and besides, it's not exactly appropriate? I dunno. It's a tragedy because I was pretty much blackmailed into writing this story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Chronicles of Bananaman reviews
He's yellow...He's fruity...HE'S EPICALLY DELICIOUS! Watch Ulquiorra as he ditches super-emo and goes SUPERHERO!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
The Big Funny Looking Rock of Eternal Damnation reviews
The only logical explanation for all of this was that it was a dream. Unfortunately for Sasuke, in a place where logic doesn’t exist, logical explanations don’t do much good. Rated T for nonsense, crossovers/random references, and language. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U.
Theories Proved Wrong reviews
Nobody knows what it's like to die until they've died, because everybody who knows is dead. Rated T for vivid, presumably inaccurate descriptions of death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
On the Other Side of Sanity reviews
While staring at her bloodstained hands, something in Sakura’s mind clicks. She steps into another dimension of reality, and it’s not the sane one. Written at two o’clock in the morning. How cliché. Rated T for...death?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bleach: The Halloween of DOOM reviews
Want to see how the Bleach characters spent their Halloween? Rated for language, drunk Barbie cheerleaders, etc. Written in a desperate attempt to keep the Halloween spirit alive throughout the year. On a completely irrelevant note, merry Christmas!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009
Justice Shall Prevail reviews
Isn't Tousen a self-contradicting fellow?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Tousen K. - Complete
Diamonds on the Water reviews
This is a collection of Meow-operated oneshots! Hopefully some serious stuff...suggestions welcome! Rated T because it's Bleach. Genres based on what the majority of them will be.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009
Bleach: Rants of DOOM reviews
DISCONTINUED, FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD FANFICTION. The Bleach cast are guests on Meow's talk show to release their feelings! Chapter 2: Ukitake Juushiro! XD Rated T for safeT :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Bleach: Songs of DOOM reviews
Random Bleach characters release their tension and hatred...in song! Third: Kisuke's 12th Division Song of DOOM.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009