Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Kill Bill, and Warriors.
Hi I'm Kairii Kuchiki, Byakuya's REAL sister! My favorite the colors purple, black, red, I am real nice and won't add any flares to ur stories(hopefully) so u better read my cute stories. My favorite saying is... "When Life gives you lemons, squeeze lemon juice in your enemies' eyes and rip their balls off". Fav. Bleach Character: Ukitake!!! Favorite Naruto character: Suigetsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fav. FMA character: Riza Hawkeye!!!!!
Info About Me
Name: Kairii Kuchiki!!
Happy Go Lucky
Brother: Byakuya Kuchiki
Sister: Rukia Kuchiki
Boyfriend: Shuhei Hisagi
2. Fullmetal Alchemist LUV THIS
3. Naruto(Note:1,2&3 are tied.)
4. Death Note
5. Ouran High School Host Club
My Favorite Couples
RoyxRiza (AKA MustangxHawkeye) Royai
My Favorite Bands/Singers
The All-American Rejects
CUTE BUT DEADLY IS THE CHIBI AKATSUKI MOTO
If Edward Elric was running for president I would for him. We need a short president. Ed: "WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PINT SIZED BEAN WHO COULD ONLY BE SEEN THROUGH A MAGNIYFING GLASS!!!!!! AND VOTE FOR MEEEE!!!!
If Suigetsu Hozuki was running for president I would vote for him. Sui: "Ooh what does this red button do?" (Blows up a place) "Whoops" (Insert awesome face)
Copy and paste this to your profile to help him take over the world!!
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
~~If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!
If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.
If your supposed to be doing homework right now copy and paste this in your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a really bad memory, copy and...What was I doing again?
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
-If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
-If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. (I get excited when I see one reveiw...)
-If you ever stood at a non-automatic door and then been confused when it didn't open, copy and paste this onto your profile.
YOU Know You are obsessed to anime when...
1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.
4. You are in multiple animefan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23. You buy shuriken or kunai.
24. You speak in subtitles.
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
30. When you get a crush on an anime character.
You say BABY PINK
.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
.If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
.If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile
.If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
Here is a funny crap-list
1) You accidently entered your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitaire in years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends isthat they don't have screen name or myspace
4.) You would rather look all over the house for the remote insted of just pushing the button on TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your jobs
7.) You read this list keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list, you think of sending it to all your friends
9.) And you were too busy to notice 5.)
10.) You actually scrolled back, only to notice that there wasn't a 5.)
11.) & now you are laughing about your own stupidity
12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for it, and you know you DID xD
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore
THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Itachi, Shikamaru, Deidei, Sasuke if he didn't leave Sakura, Naruto
2. What is your favourite pairing(s)? Sasusaku, Shikatema, Naruhina, Nejiten
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? No I do not like yaoi. Hentai sometimes
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet but this year I'm going to be Itachi
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have three almost four Naruto games
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Yes all the time. Sigh
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Der Naruhina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? What type of shit are you playing? Sasusaku
9. Which team is your favourite? Team 7 reporting for duty!
10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? No never I always knew that Tobi was Madara. (I lie)
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Uh yeah
12. Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Is there such thing as Ano-Sasuke? (Ano= Anti+Pro)
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Most of the first season and some of the movies.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Almost
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes
17. Sub or dub? Don't really care
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura duh
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Both especially when he was laughing at Deidara's arm
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? No dippity do dah! Everyone knows him
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd!
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Itachi, Naruto
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both
24. Which character would be best OOC? Sasuke LOL
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? If I didn't I wouldn't be alive
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Hell yeah!
27. Do you like lemons? No too sour, oh those lemons then yep ^.^
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Somewhat I blab too much
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hell yeah! My favorite scene was when Kimimaru was dancing. I don't know why.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes my younger sister. Now she's addicted to Sasuke
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I draw them at school all the time, but because no one at my school gives a fuck about Naruto they just stare at me.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? Yeah we were watching a video and on a piece of paper I drew Kisame + Itachi chibis and she said to watch the video.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yeah I call really big tests the chunnin exams+ do good in school so I may be worthy of Itachi's greatness. Also all of my artwork in art was Naruto themed.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? And be pervey! Maybe
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? I can only draw chibis and so far I have 2 papers covered in it. And I also drew a big picture of Sakura for art. And an Akatsuki box too.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? YUCK
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yeah, but know I'm addicted to Bleach.
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
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If you still like the old animited disney movies, no matter how old you are copy this and put it in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!
If you hate Karin copy and paste this to you profile.
If you are a Shuhei fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile...And also try to add to this list as well
Curse the world sometimes...whahahahaha! Put this in your Profile if the world curses you and you want to curse it back!
If you hate all those fucking crazy Justin Bieber fangirls and hope they die, copy and paste this on your profile.
Pairing i hate:
Sasuhina -seriously, wtf people?
narusaku - omg, they act like freakin siblings!
How to make Naruto Characters Mad
Ask Orochimaru if his brother is Michael Jackson(RIP!)
Ask Guy how old he is and if he says anything over 23 call him a creepy old guy.