Kairii Kuchiki
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Joined 07-07-09, id: 1998876, Profile Updated: 06-16-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Kill Bill, and Warriors.

Hi I'm Kairii Kuchiki, Byakuya's REAL sister! My favorite the colors purple, black, red, I am real nice and won't add any flares to ur stories(hopefully) so u better read my cute stories. My favorite saying is... "When Life gives you lemons, squeeze lemon juice in your enemies' eyes and rip their balls off". Fav. Bleach Character: Ukitake!!! Favorite Naruto character: Suigetsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fav. FMA character: Riza Hawkeye!!!!!

Info About Me

Name: Kairii Kuchiki!!

Age: 14

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Black


Happy Go Lucky

Theme Song:

Team: Edward..Elric!!!!!

Brother: Byakuya Kuchiki

Sister: Rukia Kuchiki

Boyfriend: Shuhei Hisagi

Favorite Anime

1. Bleach

2. Fullmetal Alchemist LUV THIS

3. Naruto(Note:1,2&3 are tied.)

4. Death Note

5. Ouran High School Host Club

My Favorite Couples


UryuxNemu Ishinemu

RenjixRukia Renjruki

RoyxRiza (AKA MustangxHawkeye) Royai

EdwardxWinry Edwin

ShadowxAmy Shadamy


ShikamaruxTemari Shikatema

NejixTenten Nejiten

SasukexSakura Sasusaku


My Favorite Bands/Singers


Green Day

The All-American Rejects

Linkin Park



Tokio Hotel!!!

One Republic

Carrie Underwood

Kelly Clarkson

Akatsuki icons!

Itachi -/_\-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--


If Edward Elric was running for president I would for him. We need a short president. Ed: "WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PINT SIZED BEAN WHO COULD ONLY BE SEEN THROUGH A MAGNIYFING GLASS!!!!!! AND VOTE FOR MEEEE!!!!

If Suigetsu Hozuki was running for president I would vote for him. Sui: "Ooh what does this red button do?" (Blows up a place) "Whoops" (Insert awesome face)

Copy and paste this to your profile to help him take over the world!!

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.

Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
The one's in bold are things I actually do or are going to do.

~~If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

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If your supposed to be doing homework right now copy and paste this in your profile

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If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...What was I doing again?

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

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-If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. (I get excited when I see one reveiw...)

-If you ever stood at a non-automatic door and then been confused when it didn't open, copy and paste this onto your profile.

YOU Know You are obsessed to anime when...

1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple animefan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character.

I say Linkin Park
I say Bleach
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

.If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

.If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business,
did they see it coming?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say
"I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and
drink what comes out"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a

If electricity comes from electrons does morality
come from morons?

Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on
envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of
the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be
considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do
humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it
Fed UP?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be
if it didnt zigzag?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby
oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car
its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a
ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two
negatives make a positive?

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║(o)║ music

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh!

Here is a funny crap-list

1) You accidently entered your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire in years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends isthat they don't have screen name or myspace

4.) You would rather look all over the house for the remote insted of just pushing the button on TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your jobs

7.) You read this list keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list, you think of sending it to all your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice 5.)

10.) You actually scrolled back, only to notice that there wasn't a 5.)

11.) & now you are laughing about your own stupidity

12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for it, and you know you DID xD

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!


No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore


1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Itachi, Shikamaru, Deidei, Sasuke if he didn't leave Sakura, Naruto

2. What is your favourite pairing(s)? Sasusaku, Shikatema, Naruhina, Nejiten

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? No I do not like yaoi. Hentai sometimes

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet but this year I'm going to be Itachi

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have three almost four Naruto games

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Yes all the time. Sigh

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Der Naruhina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? What type of shit are you playing? Sasusaku

9. Which team is your favourite? Team 7 reporting for duty!

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? No never I always knew that Tobi was Madara. (I lie)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Uh yeah

12. Your favourite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Is there such thing as Ano-Sasuke? (Ano= Anti+Pro)

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Most of the first season and some of the movies.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Almost

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yes

17. Sub or dub? Don't really care

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura duh

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Both especially when he was laughing at Deidara's arm

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? No dippity do dah! Everyone knows him

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Itachi, Naruto

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both

24. Which character would be best OOC? Sasuke LOL

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? If I didn't I wouldn't be alive

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Hell yeah!

27. Do you like lemons? No too sour, oh those lemons then yep ^.^

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Somewhat I blab too much

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hell yeah! My favorite scene was when Kimimaru was dancing. I don't know why.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes my younger sister. Now she's addicted to Sasuke

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I draw them at school all the time, but because no one at my school gives a fuck about Naruto they just stare at me.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? Yeah we were watching a video and on a piece of paper I drew Kisame + Itachi chibis and she said to watch the video.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yeah I call really big tests the chunnin exams+ do good in school so I may be worthy of Itachi's greatness. Also all of my artwork in art was Naruto themed.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? And be pervey! Maybe

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? I can only draw chibis and so far I have 2 papers covered in it. And I also drew a big picture of Sakura for art. And an Akatsuki box too.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? YUCK

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yeah, but know I'm addicted to Bleach.

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If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!

If you hate Karin copy and paste this to you profile.

If you are a Shuhei fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile...And also try to add to this list as well

Curse the world sometimes...whahahahaha! Put this in your Profile if the world curses you and you want to curse it back!

If you hate all those fucking crazy Justin Bieber fangirls and hope they die, copy and paste this on your profile.

Pairing i hate:

Sasuhina -seriously, wtf people?

narusaku - omg, they act like freakin siblings!


How to make Naruto Characters Mad

Ask Orochimaru if his brother is Michael Jackson(RIP!)

Ask Guy how old he is and if he says anything over 23 call him a creepy old guy.

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When you go to a haunted mansion with Italy, Germany, Japan and Prussia you encounter and monster that is probably not what you expected...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
I Can Wake Up To This Every Morning by Yagurt reviews
ONESHOT. You plan on doing something very special for your lover, Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Canada - Complete
CanadaXReader: New Year's Kiss by The Derpy Derpbender reviews
A reader insert between you and Canada. WARNING: may involve cheesiness or crappiness, considering this was written at 2:30AM on January 1 because the author is crazy and had inspiration from watching the ball drop. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Canada - Complete
Back Together by Hitomi Junko reviews
Summary: After 3 years of Sasuke’s departure, Sakura comes eye to eye with Team Hebi, ALONE. Team Hebi was in need of a Proper Medical Ninja for their team so Sakura joins them, wanting to escape afterwards. What would happen?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,614 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Master and his Bear by YamiHeart reviews
Had Kumajiro stayed home, he could have prevented this. Shoulda, coulda, woulda. Now he'll make sure his master survives to smile again. Master/Servant/Friendship between Kuma and Canada. Guilty characters. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Lust by Deez Nuts reviews
Sasuke came to get her for Orochimaru but what if there meeting could turn into something that could change both their lives. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Love A Quincy by lotus2490 reviews
After the fall of Aizen, the Soul Society Women Organization takes all the main characters to the world of the living. main pairings: Uryuu/Nemu, Isane/Chad with many others inside
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,041 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Nemu K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by EmpressSaix reviews
Nemu must fight her new "little sister" to the death. She must defend her postition as the 12th Divisions Lieutenant and as Kurotsuchi's daughter. But does she really want fight for that? Will she fight or lay down and die?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,042 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Nemu K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Total Drama Ninja by EvilMentalHamster reviews
The ninja from Naruto take part in Total Drama Island. Hiatus and open to new author. Just contact me.
Crossover - Naruto & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jiraiya
Watch and learn by Lockerz reviews
Everyday Riza has to deal with so many things mainly him: Roy Mustang. Not to mention her friends, dog and guns. The problem is, can she juggle them all at the same time, especially with some odd goings on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 64,975 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Stuck in a Doll by Xmarksthespot reviews
It was his curiousity that got the better of him; he opened the scroll, and that led him into a whole new world. One where he has paws, a ribbon strapped around his neck, and the inability to blink. It was also Sakura's bedroom - on permanent HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura in Trouble by CLT93 reviews
What will Sakura do when she is kidnapped by the last person she thought she would ever see again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,768 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Alchemy and Ninjutsu by Akira Elric reviews
When Orochimaru attacks Konoha he uses a strange jutsu and Naruto and his friends are sent to the FMA world. There, they team up with the famous "Fullmetal Alchemist" in search of the legendary Philosophers stone.Will the Naruto crew ever go back home?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,715 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Color Theorem by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
A color collection dedicated to Fullmetal Alchemist's golden couple, Ed and Winry! Shot 030: Holi - "We're finally a family..."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,677 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Bite me and I'll bite you back by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
How do you make someone love you? You kidnap them of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alphabet Improv by MaskedxKunoichi reviews
Kakashi was not having a good day. To top it all off, Sakura and Sasuke are fighting again. To save his eardrums, he formulates a plan to help them talk it out, doing them a little favor in the process. Kakashi was quite the matchmaker. //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Found Weight On Our Chests by werewolfluvr147 reviews
Let's be girls for a whole day!" Naruto exclaimed. Naruto and his friends become girls and hang out with the kunoichi and learn things the never expected to know. all the couples come in later naruhina sasusaku inokiba shikatem nejiten gaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I'll Wait by Deez Nuts reviews
Sasuke finds himself in Kohana and finds Sakura. What could happen? One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Team Hebi's 5th Member by SasuSaku15394 reviews
Sakura meets Team Hebi aftering heading home from a long mission. Sasuke now wants her medic skills for his team. Whats a girl to do? Sakura now faces the fact of abondoning Konoha to be with her Ex crush . KARIN BASHING R&R ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Everywhere to me by Ryokou reviews
Temari is sent to Konoha. She doesn't know how long she'll be staying, or who she'll stay with. And what will happen when a certain shinobi catches her eye? A/N: It's not the best summary, but it's a good story. It's Not your usual love story. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,631 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Need You So Bad by guilty innocence101 reviews
Ever since Sasuke's abrupt departure, Sakura has been working hard to become stronger while trying to forget him. So what happens when he suddenly reappears in her life? What are his intentions for this uncalled visit?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,584 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Journey with Me by Remi16 reviews
AU Sakura is an apprentice healer to Lady Tsunade. She can bear anything that her mentor throws at her. An unexpected visitor arrives and asks Lady Tsunade for help. When Sakura is forced to travel with this stranger, she's furious. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,615 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stormy Weather by SylviaW1991 reviews
Amy gets caught in an unexpected rainstorm after chasing Sonic. She never expects to be rescued, let alone by Shadow! Shadow takes her to his house and his emotions reach an alltime high! ShadAmy OneShot
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Amy, Shadow - Complete
A Lust for Blood by shaddiesgirl reviews
Sonic is a WareHog, Shadow is a Vampire, they both seek love, they some how come across a pink hedgehog, both wanting her, desiring her. SHADAMYSON Triangle
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
A Bed of Black Roses by Diva R.S reviews
All she wanted to do was say Happy Birthday, was that so wrong? Well in Sonic's eyes, it was. The rating may go up with later chapters. Pairings: Shadow&Amy,
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Shadow, Amy - Complete
No Trouble at All by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
ShikaTemari. Shikamaru finally gains an understanding of what his father meant about women three years ago, and Temari learns that genius can be applied to more than just games.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/21/2005
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The Worst Task I've Been Assigned To Do reviews
Uryu is having the worst day yet. First, it's the anniversary of his mother's death. Second, his dad's a jerk. Finally, he is forced to go on a mission with the Quincies' murderer's daughter in order to find a herb that will help the psychopath live.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Uryuu I., Nemu K.
Into The Woods reviews
Sakura is on a mission to find Sasuke, only to learn that to stay alive she has to do everything he tells her to do. Rated T for safety. Sai also gets pwned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Something Hollow Within reviews
The story takes place after Orihime Is kidnapped by the Arrancars. Sakura is kidnapped and now Naruto and Ichigo's crew must find and rescue their lost friends.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Narriors reviews
This is my own story of clan cats except they are Naruto characters turned into cats. Suckish summary I know but pleaze read! :
Crossover - Naruto & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Kill Sasuke reviews
Sakura was an assassin for the Deadly Cobras. When her boss Sasuke Uchiha wanted her dead. Bad thing for Sasuke when Sakura was only knocked into a coma. Now she wants revenge.
Crossover - Naruto & Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sakura H.