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Joined 07-08-09, id: 1999314, Profile Updated: 08-22-10
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Okay so I just found out that ppl have actully looked at my profile so I'm going to be a wee bit more sirius

I LOOVE HARRY POTTER!!

FAV CHARACTOR: MCGONAGALL (I have no idea why)

I PROUDLY BELIVE IN SIRIUS WHITE!!

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain,
and the boy runs after her and
says...
The reason you never cross my mind is
because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is
because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because
I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left
is because I will die if you leave.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is
because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do
anything for you is because I would
do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because
YOU ARE MY LIFE

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: "Class" Chicago soundtrack

Waking Up: "That's not my name" Ting Tings

First Day At School: "Livin on a Pray" Bon Jovi

Falling In Love: "Vanilla Twilight" Owl City

Fight Song: "No Good Deed" Wicked Soundtrack

Breaking Up: "ex-girlfriend" No Doubt

Prom night: "#1 Crush" Garbage

Life: "Devil Went Down to Georgia" Steve Ouimette-Metal version

Mental Breakdown: "Comfortably Numb" Pink Floyd

Driving: "Holiday" Green Day

Flashback: "Newport Living" Cute is What We Aim For

Getting back together: "She Will Be Loved" Maroon 5

Wedding: "Sway" Michael Buble

Birth of Child: "Bottle It Up" Sara Bareilles

Final Battle: "Hallelujah" Rufus wainwright

Funeral Song: "Dead Memories" Slipknot

Final Credits: "Devil's dance floor" Flogging Molly

Odd soundtrack...wounder what the movies about??

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you beleive everyone has a right to be free and not in slavery, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate people who bully others, copy this onto your profile.

I c U! cOpy this to your profile if you think drugs are wrong!

If you go around checking profiles/bios just to find something to copy and paste, copy and past this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

Less than 1 of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to read, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Tawnyfur, Child of the Storm, WhispertheWolf, Miss-Uncreative,Cinderpool-Ruler of Chaos, Chocolate-doom-Toast

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Trix Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the your favorite movie. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you belive Ben Franklin is an alien. Crazy is when you randomly talk about storys you have read and any issuses you have with said story then yell"petunia!!". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and push you again.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against people who kill the animals but don't use the meat and/or fur (because some northern people really need fur coats), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If reading those copy and Pastes with Percentages that tell about how retarted some teens are with all that makeup and stupid fads really makes you wanna hit them, copy and paste this onto your prfile then add your name to the list. Cinderpool-Ruler of Chaos, Chocolate-doom-Toast

A good friend will come and bail u out of jail, but a bestfriend will sit next to u and say... DAMN, WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?!

When life gives you lemons make orange juice, then kick back and laugh your ass off while the rest of the world wonders how the hell you did it.

''I love you'' is 8 letters. And so is ''bullshit''

First God made man... then he had a better idea.

PMS: the woman's right to be a BITCH.

Behind every untrusting girl... is the dipshit guy that made her that way.

Bestfriendsalways have your back, so when you decide to shoot up the place and you run out of bullets... they have more.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

Life is full of drama, we all have problems, so what you need to do is PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES and DEAL WITH IT!!

Your only a ''Bad Girl'' if you get caught, so that makes me a ''Good Girl'', right?

You can't brake a girl that thinks nothing of you.

You say PINK
I say BLACK
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say METALLICA
You say ZAC EFRON
I say CHRIS ADLER
You say RAP
I say METAL
You say IM WEIRD
I say IM DIFFERENT

I'm a FIGURE SKATER so I MUST NEVER eat, and have no friends, because everyone's competition
I'm a FIGURE SKATER so I MUST be stuck up, and popular
I am(or used to be) a GIRL BASKETBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be a major tomboy, or just be extremely strange.
My parents NEVER GOT MARRIED, so I MUST be extremely screwed up, or be a whore
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't (i won't) hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

FOODOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? chaba tai
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? peanut butter
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Peperionie (sp)
What do you like to put on your toast? hot chocolate mix

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house? Two. But the one in my room doesn't work

How many remotes? Like ten for each T.V.

What color is your cell phone? Resilver, black, and blue
Do you have an iPod? NO, nut I do have a Zen
How many computers? Two but oly one works.

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.
What is the last heavy item you lifted? backpack

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? yeah.

BULLOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no, to much pressure

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 1,000?...yes

FAVORITOLOGY

Season? Fall.

Holiday? halloween.

Day of the week? thursday.

Month? march

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing Someone? an old friend

Mood? angst

What are you listening to? flyleaf-breath

Current worry? what happened to me...

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning? kitchen

What's the last movie you saw? practicle magic

Do you smile often? no. not as much as I used too.

OTHER-OLOGY

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 1

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? when my cusion was on the run

Last person you talked to? ...kassy/leslie

Last person you hugged? ...

Do you always answer your phone? no
Do you own a digital camera? camra phone
Have you ever had a pet fish? blackie and the canibal mini sharks;).
Favorite Christmas song? winter wonder land.
What's on your wish list for your birthday? new HP video game

Can you do push ups? no but try telling that to my coach

Can you do the splits? nope

Does the future make you more nervous or excited? both

Do you have any saved texts? only the ones I'm to lazy to delete.
Do you have an accent? apperently I have a brtish accent though I was born and raised in oregon.
Plans tonight? nothing

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? now

Name 3 things you bought last? food, books, cd

Have you ever been given roses? yes
Met someone who changed your life? all my friends

Name two people who might complete this? patrick and kassy
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? in a heart beat

Do you have any tattoos/piercings? Nope.
Does anyone love you? family

Would you be a pirate? yep

What songs do you sing in the shower? tide is high or animal I have become
Ever had someone sing to you?...yes
When did you last cry? Uhh.. my eyes tear up randomly, does that count?
Have you held hands with anyone today? yeah.
Who was the last person you took a picture of? patrick

Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Both ! :D
Do you like pulpy orange juice? ewwwwww

What is something your family or friends make fun of you for? ummm...everything/Friends 'accents' Minerva McGonagall as my idol

Can you fill this out without lying?

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
saltines

2. Where was your profile picture taken?

at the beach

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
yeppers

4. Name someone who made you laugh today
...sheldon cooper (big bang thoery)

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
5:00ish,

6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
not for long

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Noper.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
katie or cassie

9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?

sometimes yes, sometimes no

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
Like someone pissed in a coke can

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?

when my gf left me

12. Who took your profile picture?
kayla

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
patrick

14. Was yesterday better than today?
too blury

15. Can you live a day without TV?
Yah! It's easy.

16. Are you upset about anything?
too much

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Inot in my experience

18. Are you a bad influence?
yes

19. Night out or night in?
night out.

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
book, MP3, notebook

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
...aunt I think

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
somthing along the lines of "Text 888888 to T-mobile blah, blah, blah"

23. How do you feel about your life right now?

depressed

24. Do you hate anyone?
many people

25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find?
break ups and soaps

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
advil

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?

once

28. What song is stuck in your head?
sether-fine again

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Harry Potter character...I don't care who just send one!!

30. Wanna have grand kids before you’re 50?
That's will be my kids choice, thank you.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow
Hand in HW shudders.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
TOO MUCH.

33. Do you smile a lot?
I think.

NAME GAME!!

Your real name (Full name): McKenzie Wilson
1) Your Gangsta name (first 3 letters of your real name + "izzle): McKizzle
2) Your Detective name (color + animal): Red panther (now that's undercover)
3) Your Soap Opra name (middle name + street you live on): Rae 112 (I am never going to be on tv)
4) Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Wilmcler (o-ka-y)
5) Your Superhero name ( color + drink): blackPepsi (there's no need to fear blackPepsi's here!!)
6) Your Wittness Protection name ( mother's middle name): Ann
7) Your Goth name ( black + a pet's name): Black glasses (another reason for me not to go goth)
8) Your Rockstar name ( fruit + something that can go wrong): Straberry Drowning (odd, but I like it)
9) Your Pirate name (color + pirate accessorie): Red Peg Leg (Woooow)

I lost my sanity again, I will never be yours

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The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Macbeth. What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during PoA, but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Cross My Heart by Alexannah reviews
-Immortality Challenge- The wizarding world is hovering on the brink of w a r . But all hopes of a calm before the inevitable storm are dashed by a new prophecy, love rivals, and a mysterious key ... DMHG ADMM HPRR ADPP RWHA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Another Way by Onesimus42 reviews
An AU version of what could have happened if Elsie Hughes had made different choices in her life. Winner of a Highclere Award
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,553 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - C. Carson, E. Hughes - Complete
The Great Teacher Switch! by gahhMinerva reviews
Dumbledore has an idea to make life at Hogwarts more exciting. What will happen when the Hogwarts professors have to teach a different class for the day? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Doors by Mrs.Dickens713 reviews
Wedding Bells for Carson and Hughes
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 48,569 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - C. Carson, E. Hughes
The Confession by Hemmingweigh reviews
Carson comes to stark realizations about his life and his feelings for Mrs. Hughes, and finally asks her for a moonlit walk in the garden. AU story paints a dark, vivid picture of Elsie's past, leading to a secret connection to one of the house staff.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,770 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - C. Carson, E. Hughes - Complete
VOiCE of GLaDOS by The Black Maiden reviews
After being in stases for an extended period of time, Glados awakens...as a Vocaloid! And if that isn't enough, Wheatly is back, with a grudge...and he's running Black Mesa!
Crossover - Portal & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - GLaDOS
Nothing more than Friends by cookie-moi reviews
Spoilers for 2.02 - Elsie goes to see Charles after that day to make sure that he is well again. And well... maybe they are only friends. But what if they're not?
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - E. Hughes, C. Carson - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summer he will never forget by Dumbledoreschild reviews
REVISED...Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Professors met Aunt Marge? New powers, new family and new adventure creates a summer that Harry Potter will never forget. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,852 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Dirty Talking by McGonagallFan reviews
Severus and Rolanda are dating. Severus needs help and Flitwick is willing to help him but then Minerva comes into the picture and suddenly Severus has to choose between Rolanda and Minerva. Who will he choose? Summary changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Missing Him by The Half Mad Muggle reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been gone from Hogwarts for one week. Two of his colleagues are missing him dearly. Set during the OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Because It Is Bitter, and Because It Is My Heart by Squibstress reviews
Minerva and Severus are casualties of war. Can they find comfort in one another? Set near the beginning of DH. Tenth story in the "Epithalamium" series. Warning for non-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,289 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] Harry P. - Complete
Contradictions and Compromise by WallofIllusion reviews
Pastfic. As Stein is recovering from a self-inflicted surgery that left him almost dead, Lord Death visits to find out what, if anything, can be said to help the boy's outlook on life.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Franken Stein - Complete
The Trappings of Office by LinZE reviews
Set after Takeover and Sacrificed to the Sword and based at Hogwarts during Book 7. The staff continue to do their best to protect their students and each other while Severus manipulates people, perceptions and situations all around them. MM,SS,PP,PS,FF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,800 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S.
I believe in green eyes by silvertabbyAKAmary reviews
This fic is about what happens at Hogwarts in Harry's seventh year, in his absence. Quite creepy. Child abuse, torture, physical , and worse, psychical. Protecting the students of Hogwarts lies heavy on McGonagall's shoulders. She's in more pain than the
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Minerva M.
Notes by BuzzCat reviews
Ok, so this is a collection of notes from Albus Dumbledore to Minerva 'Kick-Ass' McGonagall. I may at some point add in other people. Thanks to tartan-angel for this idea! Rated to be safe. Very very strong language in certain chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Leather Master and the Bad Kitty by Sara Winters reviews
He's a pretentious jerk. She's an uptight old maid. They can't keep their hands and everything else off each other. Plus, leather. From the same warped universe as Undeniable Attraction. Highly likely to offend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Alone by gummy.Rhino reviews
My take on Death the Kid's past. Warning: much angst.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Death The Kid
Together by Tummytums90 reviews
Hermione and McGonagall are forced together when captured by Death Eaters. SMUT warning. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
LXKid by HiddenHikari reviews
Well...I finally decided to write something about my favorite crack-pairing. I uploaded this once before, but took it down for no reason...um...so, yeah this yaoi with Death the Kid and L...smut in later chapters, yeah, just click it!
Crossover - Death Note & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - L, Death The Kid
Whatever your twisted little mind desires by DaftPenguinofDoom reviews
A series of drabbles all attempted to be 100 words or less. Most of them are MMAD and all CAN be MMAD, but for some, you can use your twisted imagination to figure out what's happening andor who's doing what...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Lesson by Kelly Chambliss reviews
War is hell. And in it, even teachers have lessons to learn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Reflection of Faults by violetdrops reviews
Minerva failed him. She couldn't do anything right. Nothing she did turned at well. She was horrible. A little self hating piece in Minerva McGonagall's thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Dementor Dilemma by violetdrops reviews
Based off Goblet of Fire when Dumbledore is upset at McGonagall for letting Crouch have his soul sucked by a dementor. This is McGonagall's thoughts and feelings before, during, and after the event.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Minerva M.
They Will Not Rise by sinemoras09 reviews
Medusa exerts her power. Dark. Medusa x Stein. Collection of oneshots within the same universe.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Medusa G., Franken Stein - Complete
The warning by Merida Hughsie reviews
Molly Weasley and Minerva McGonagall are in great danger. Will they survive? And if so in what condition will they be? Darkfic Rated for later chapters. ADMM/MWAW. Disclaimer: The character are from J.K.Rowling. IT'S COMPLETE! FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,474 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Molly W., Minerva M. - Complete
Silence Of Your Screams by McGonnemort reviews
You thought that you were untouchable, unreachable even. You were so very wrong it is almost painful to think of how far the mighty really can fall. *Rated M for content*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Voldemort, Minerva M. - Complete
Eternal by ibuberu reviews
He knows, understands, and treasures. He is the bravest soul of them all. — Death the Kid.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
A Stitch in Time by MinervaM reviews
After his legendary battle with Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter hopes that his life will return to normal. That, however, is far from reality. One of his few surviving 'friends' is in a serious pickle after a potions accident. HPMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M.
About a Kitten: Prelude by Alexannah reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D.
SACRFICED TO THE SWORD by LinZE reviews
Some things are worth sacrificing everything for. Set after THE TAKEOVER this is another snapshot into what was going on at Hogwarts, and the lengths some people went to in order to keep the students safe during book 7 MM, SS, FF, PS, PP and NL, GW & LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Sorting Troubles by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
The Sorting had gone normally until now. Everyone was getting impatient, to the point of near mutiny against the respected Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Trade by emjay79 reviews
When three Hogwarts students art taken Prisoner by the Dark Lord, Minerva McGonagall makes an unxepected trade for their safe return...herself! I am rating it M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,867 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Lord of Death by Shatteredsand reviews
Shinigami has fallen and Death the Kid must rise. "Our Lord is dead, long live our Lord. Our Lord is dead. Our Lord is Death."
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Facing Yesterday by Kiss-This2010 reviews
Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters have somehow broken into Hogwarts. Trying to help protect the castle, Minerva McGonagall is faced with pains she could have never imagined: memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
The Unholy Trinity by selmak reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Initiation Tests by aptasi reviews
Minerva wants to join the order of the Phoenix. How can she prove herself? ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Dirty Detention by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Harry has to stay after class for a little detention, but this time, he may just enjoy the detention...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry’s First Babysitters by Hippie Jade reviews
Collection of one shots featuring the stories of Harry's first babysitters. Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P.
Cupido by Mr-Spock1 reviews
A failed joke of the twins, a strange curse and Hermione and McGonagall coming closer in an unexpected way… PWP femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Professors: The Lost Scenes by PlaidLion reviews
Huzzah! New chapter! Hooch and Snape find themselves alone in the Three Broomsticks together thinking about the past. And it's not all pretty. Although, oddly blueberry flavored...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,830 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 8/13/2005 - R. Hooch, Minerva M.
The cat , The Snark and the Pool Full of Roses by AdamiRose reviews
a one shot challenge piece from the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans. "Severus Snape with flowers--preferably of him getting caught enjoying them!" was supposed to be 100 words, but I like words too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Minerva Gets the Prophecy by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore hadn't been feeling up to his interview with Trelawney and had sent the Deputy Headmistress in his place?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Has obsessiveness, thunder scars, and Taco Bell dogs. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
One Gay Day at Hogwarts by TJ Robinson reviews
One-shot. Every day at Hogwarts is strange, but some days are stranger than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
No Good Deed by Always Hopeful reviews
Albus is dead and now Minerva wants revenge. So she goes looking for Voldemort herself. What will happen? Follow this thrilling, none stop action packed adventure. Some lyrics from Wicked used... Mainly from No Good Deed and Defying Gravity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M.
That Damnable woman by LinZE reviews
The real reason why Serverus Snape goes to such lengths to antagonise Gryffindors. Before anyone says anything this was not supposed to be and isn't, entirely serious. Still not but now has a much better format oh and a second chapter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Hugs, Not Drugs: A Tribute to Albus Dumbledore by sunny tuesday reviews
My first Harry Potter spoof on Dumbledore's solution for defeating Voldemort. [oneshot] A tribute to Albus Dumbledore the best fictional character to ever not exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Second Chances by Mystical Magician reviews
WickedHP crossover. After being flung, nearly dead, into a new world, Elphaba fashioned a life for herself as one Minerva McGonagall. A new arrival threatens to shatter the second chance she worked so hard to attain. ADMM
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Minerva M., Elphaba T. - Complete
Behind the Sneer by MQ1 reviews
Severus watched in horror as no less than four stunners were fired toward Minerva. The red beams collided with her and she fell limp to the ground. He was running almost immediately. 'If she dies, I swear I'll kill you, Umbridge...'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Show Me Your Colours by Alexannah reviews
Albus, under pressure to marry, just wants to be left alone. NEWT student Minerva is due to attend the Animagi Introduction course, at his invitation. But a green Tom Riddle is up to something and Albus is sure it's nothing good. ADMM TRMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D.
A Thousand Twitterpated Twits by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Minerva M., I. Karkaroff
About a Kitten: Foundations of Glass by Alexannah reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Minerva McGonagall's Evening of Allurement by Adultfanfiction reviews
AN EROTIC VIDEO, A STUNNED HARRY, AND A SHY BUT WILLING HERMIONE. Part two ready, will only post on request.......Only suitable for 18 yrs or older...........Mostly sexual content.............
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Repentance by Morgan72uk reviews
Dumbledore needs help to prepare Severus Snape to become a spy but he has never forgiven himself for all but destroying the last person he sent to spy on a Dark Wizard MMAD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,342 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Dumbledore’s Alternative Ending by Hippie Jade reviews
Dumbledore reveals his love for the ‘Snowman’, refuses to die, Harry decides to leg it and Snape and McGonagall search in vain for the plot. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
My Immortal by TaraJz reviews
Set before the end of HBP, Minerva mourns over her companion's dead body. But Voldemort wants something and will use Dumbledore's corpse to get it. NEW CHAPTER THREE! UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Lost and HumiliatedAbe's Revenge by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot, Complete! Hilarious story about Dumbledore involving him getting chased by a chihuahua, a raging bull, a women's nightdress, and an army of McGonagalls! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Addiction by LinZE reviews
Dolores Umbridge dabbles with something that has unfortunate consequences for both her and Minerva McGonagall. Also includes Poppy Pomfry and Severus Snape. revamped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Accidental Love Potion by Tears Of Youth reviews
Wormtail, you idiot! When Pettigrew tries to poison McGongall, he creates a powerful love potion instead. Now everyone is after McGongall! Read and Review Plz On Hold
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Minerva M.
Never Back Down by Nerweniel reviews
1945. Grindelwald is on top of his power, and three desperate men reach for their last resort. Someone must infiltrate. A spy. A woman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Photographic Evidence by Lady Angharad reviews
Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, and Madam Hooch decide that for certain damaging prejudices, a full frontal assault is in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Minerva M.
Music Of The Night by Always Hopeful reviews
COMPLETE! Someone is attacking those at Hogwarts in their dreams and Albus and Minerva need to find out who is doing it. If they don't, killings could multiply. Could they find who is behind these attacks and find true love in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Invidious by crazyharrysfireworks1239 reviews
Why do I despise you SO, Minerva?" Umbridge POV, post-Career Advice. It's a trip through time, through insanity, and through the exploration of Umbridge's mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Birth into darkness by Laughing Siren reviews
Leonard Four is vampire of many different taste's Minerva McGonagall just happens to be one of them. (Alot better then it sounds. A vampire Minerva fic!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Multiple Personality Disorder by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
The Prisoner by spoiledthoughts reviews
When Minerva comes home to her parents after one of her first years of teaching she gets a most unpleasent surprise. Now in her predicament what ever shall she do to protect those she loves? Rated just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Dark Lord by CEA reviews
Admittedly, he really wasn't very good at many other emotions besides pissy. But that was also beside the point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Voldemort, Minerva M. - Complete
One Fine Snape by my mom thinks I'm cool reviews
A beautiful true story, featuring love, hate, lies, lust, angst, and dark humor. Prologue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Oppposites by blackbutterfly88 reviews
Freaky Friday: Harry Potter Style! NOT A FEMMESLASH! That is TOO gross to even THINK about! This was co-written with foxxy-chicca911, who is Minerva, and i am Hermione, aiight, i suck at summaries, just R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
The blood of a red rose by Laughing Siren reviews
She moved from home in hope he would not follow. Now even when she's in the order with the boy who lived. He is still after her. No-one can protect her from the man they think they know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Fate behind the fear by Laughing Siren reviews
Why is Minerva so fearful of Voldemort Why is Albus so sad? this is a story of the order to find out what has tormented minerva for years. In the end nothing can ever be the same
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Love is for the living by Laughing Siren reviews
A sad painful poem about Minerva. Yes this has been posted before but now it is error free. RR plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
A Jail Can Have Many Walls by LinZE reviews
There are many different prisons; often those inside the mind have more devastating consequences than any other. The basis of this fic is the end of the fifth book – what if everything that happened after MM was stunned was delayed about 48 hrs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,469 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Decisions by LinZE reviews
Draco makes a decision and there are some rather imediate and painful reprecussions for those present at the time From Draco's pov, including lots of Minerva Mcgonagall and Lucius Malfoy and just a sprinkling of Dumbledore and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
Remembrance of Times Long Past by Mystical Magician reviews
Something happened to Minerva McGonagall in her seventh year at Hogwarts to change her into the strict, no-nonsense professor she is now, and Headmaster Albus Dumbledore is finally going to find out what. One-shot AD/MM; my first so be nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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I told the witch doctor reviews
Harry Potter characters sing classic okay they're not really classics song!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - F. Flitwick, Severus S.
Love charm reviews
This is a story I wrote for RubberDucky113's Crack Pairing Challenge. It has Theodore Nott and Ginny Weasley Falling love and Yeah.....I don't like it much.....Hopefully you do
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Ginny W., Theodore N. - Complete
Cackfic, Romance, and a wee bit of music reviews
The pack gose to hogwarts don'y ask why meet some the athurs of this story Jacob and Quill imprint and everyone dances to "I'm a believer"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - OC, Jacob - Complete
Class HP style reviews
McGonagall and Sprout sing class from chicago
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Minerva M., P. Sprout - Complete
Snape Love Story reviews
Severus Snape Remembers Lily, and a song
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Staff Room reviews
conversations between staff members at hogwarts one from Each book these are made up, not ture, false, lies got it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Minerva M., Severus S.
The Chocolate Frog Memorial reviews
CRACKFIC! OF ALL CRACKFICS PENGUIN LASSANGA AND BEARD-LEES DUMBLEDORE1! CRACKFIC! WILL UPDTE WITH RANDOM JUNK CEDWARD!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Random CoS Scene! reviews
A random thing I made up w/friends where Ron has a meltdown, Harry gets Pissed at McGonagall, and McGonagall cries YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete