Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.
Okay so I just found out that ppl have actully looked at my profile so I'm going to be a wee bit more sirius
I LOOVE HARRY POTTER!!
FAV CHARACTOR: MCGONAGALL (I have no idea why)
I PROUDLY BELIVE IN SIRIUS WHITE!!
Girl: Do you like me?
The girl runs away in shock and pain,
The reason why I don't like you is
The reason I don't want you is because
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left
The reason I wouldn't live for you is
The reason why I'm not willing to do
The reason I chose my life is because
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits: "Class" Chicago soundtrack
Waking Up: "That's not my name" Ting Tings
First Day At School: "Livin on a Pray" Bon Jovi
Falling In Love: "Vanilla Twilight" Owl City
Fight Song: "No Good Deed" Wicked Soundtrack
Breaking Up: "ex-girlfriend" No Doubt
Prom night: "#1 Crush" Garbage
Life: "Devil Went Down to Georgia" Steve Ouimette-Metal version
Mental Breakdown: "Comfortably Numb" Pink Floyd
Driving: "Holiday" Green Day
Flashback: "Newport Living" Cute is What We Aim For
Getting back together: "She Will Be Loved" Maroon 5
Wedding: "Sway" Michael Buble
Birth of Child: "Bottle It Up" Sara Bareilles
Final Battle: "Hallelujah" Rufus wainwright
Funeral Song: "Dead Memories" Slipknot
Final Credits: "Devil's dance floor" Flogging Molly
Odd soundtrack...wounder what the movies about??
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
If you beleive everyone has a right to be free and not in slavery, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate people who bully others, copy this onto your profile.
I c U! cOpy this to your profile if you think drugs are wrong!
If you go around checking profiles/bios just to find something to copy and paste, copy and past this into your profile
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.
If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think that push doors with handles are created by the union to make people feel stupid.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.
Less than 1 of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like to read, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Tawnyfur, Child of the Storm, WhispertheWolf, Miss-Uncreative,Cinderpool-Ruler of Chaos, Chocolate-doom-Toast
Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Trix Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the your favorite movie. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you belive Ben Franklin is an alien. Crazy is when you randomly talk about storys you have read and any issuses you have with said story then yell"petunia!!". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and push you again.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against people who kill the animals but don't use the meat and/or fur (because some northern people really need fur coats), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If reading those copy and Pastes with Percentages that tell about how retarted some teens are with all that makeup and stupid fads really makes you wanna hit them, copy and paste this onto your prfile then add your name to the list. Cinderpool-Ruler of Chaos, Chocolate-doom-Toast
A good friend will come and bail u out of jail, but a bestfriend will sit next to u and say... DAMN, WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?!
When life gives you lemons make orange juice, then kick back and laugh your ass off while the rest of the world wonders how the hell you did it.
''I love you'' is 8 letters. And so is ''bullshit''
First God made man... then he had a better idea.
PMS: the woman's right to be a BITCH.
Behind every untrusting girl... is the dipshit guy that made her that way.
Bestfriendsalways have your back, so when you decide to shoot up the place and you run out of bullets... they have more.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
Life is full of drama, we all have problems, so what you need to do is PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES and DEAL WITH IT!!
Your only a ''Bad Girl'' if you get caught, so that makes me a ''Good Girl'', right?
You can't brake a girl that thinks nothing of you.
You say PINK
I'm a FIGURE SKATER so I MUST NEVER eat, and have no friends, because everyone's competition
What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island.
How many televisions are in your house? Two. But the one in my room doesn't work
How many remotes? Like ten for each T.V.
What color is your cell phone? Resilver, black, and blue
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? yeah.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no, to much pressure
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 1,000?...yes
Day of the week? thursday.
Missing Someone? an old friend
What are you listening to? flyleaf-breath
Current worry? what happened to me...
First place you went this morning? kitchen
What's the last movie you saw? practicle magic
Do you smile often? no. not as much as I used too.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 1
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? when my cusion was on the run
Last person you talked to? ...kassy/leslie
Last person you hugged? ...
Do you always answer your phone? no
Can you do push ups? no but try telling that to my coach
Can you do the splits? nope
Does the future make you more nervous or excited? both
Do you have any saved texts? only the ones I'm to lazy to delete.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? now
Name 3 things you bought last? food, books, cd
Have you ever been given roses? yes
Name two people who might complete this? patrick and kassy
Do you have any tattoos/piercings? Nope.
Would you be a pirate? yep
What songs do you sing in the shower? tide is high or animal I have become
Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Both ! :D
What is something your family or friends make fun of you for? ummm...everything/Friends 'accents' Minerva McGonagall as my idol
Can you fill this out without lying?
1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
2. Where was your profile picture taken?
at the beach
3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
4. Name someone who made you laugh today
5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
9. Do you believe ex's can be friends?
sometimes yes, sometimes no
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
when my gf left me
12. Who took your profile picture?
13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
14. Was yesterday better than today?
15. Can you live a day without TV?
16. Are you upset about anything?
17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
18. Are you a bad influence?
19. Night out or night in?
20. What items could you not go without during the day?
21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
23. How do you feel about your life right now?
24. Do you hate anyone?
25. If we were to look in your Facebook inbox, what would we find?
26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
28. What song is stuck in your head?
29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
30. Wanna have grand kids before you’re 50?
31. Name something you have to do tomorrow
32. Do you think too much or too little?
33. Do you smile a lot?
Your real name (Full name): McKenzie Wilson
I lost my sanity again, I will never be yours