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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

"OW ow ow! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"That didn't Hurt"

"You shot me with a glue gun"

" . . . sorry. Does that mean we're finishing the project today or..."

Name: DoA

Age: 14

Location: NY

Fave books: Twilight saga,tuck everlasting, where the red fern grows,walk two moons,Night world, nancy drew, fear street, diary of anne frank,running out of time( if you haven't read some of them I really suggest you do.Especially the last)

Hmmm...well what can i say...I'm very random and i love twilight (team Emmett and jasper whoop whoop) i started out with my stories on then i came here. twilight kicks butt if you disagree kick rocks ...anyway i live in Queens n.y hence the name nysweety4life. I'm going to a Catholic school well until i go to high school.

i have chocolate hair and moon crescent eyes which make me look kinda spooky. what else what else ...OH i luuuuuv the word 'flabergasted' even though sometimes i can barely spell it (HMmm i wonder if i did this time...)

My favorite book in the saga is eclipse because I think that is that best book she did. I didn't really like breaking dawn because it was just hundreds of pages of b.s and it still had a happy ending like all the books. In twilight ,New moon,Eclipse,and Breaking dawn there's a climax right at the end and still Bella escapes death and everyone is happy i just wish there was a twist or something. But SM Justs giving everybody what they wanted.

Another reason don't like BD is because I don't Believe vampires have Bodiely fluids accept for vemon...that should explain it all...

The ultimate song...

I forgot to wear my cross tonight
I left my garlic at home
It's so dumb but it's so fun
To wander 'round the city alone

I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?

Sexy vampire,
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
So do what you want to do

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do.

Hey you wanna stop for a drink or two
And maybe for a disco break here
We'll party all night until the sun comes up
You could say I'm raising the stakes.

I'm runnin', fallin' down
Chase me all around this town
And now you've finally got me
What am I to do?

Sexy vampire,
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
So do what you want to do

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love
So just bite me baby
And drink all my blood

Oh yeah

Sexy vampire
I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need my plasma more than I do...

Team Bunny- Woot Woot !!

(0_0)_My name is Bob . . .

Things that make me wonder:

Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...
And 75 of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?

-Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be.

Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?

Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?

-Can you breath out of your nose and into your mouth at the same time?

If a pizza is round then why do they make the box square?

If an orange is called an orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow?

Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it.

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure?

-How people put alot of exclamotory marks and it looks like this (!!11) here's a hint let go a the number key BEFORE you let go of shift the key!!

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Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,131 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,183 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13418 - Favs: 8,145 - Follows: 6,056 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
How To Get An A by The-May-Of-Brianna reviews
My Names Bella Swan, Mr Cullen is my creative writing teacher, he is perfection its self, to bad he cant stand my mere presence. Teacher Edward/Student Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6856 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Finding Family Once Lost by Brittany1224 reviews
SEQUEL TO WELCOME BACK JASPER: Selena, Harris, Jazz, and Bells are going to South Africa. After Selena found out that Alice was her long lost sister, she is determined to reunite. Can Bella and Jasper's love withstand the wrath of Edward and Alice? VAMPS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 6,137 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
CAMP CULLEN! by alaska-young reviews
What would happen if the Cullens opened a summer camp you ask?well everything imaginable! this is a story of what happens when a girl tori and her friends go to this camp! what will happen? i suck at summaries just read the fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,632 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
I dare you by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
Edward and Bella are roomies on a trip that will change everything they know at Forks high. Edward want Bella but Bella knows better.. Welcome to NYC, between the dares and scandals no wonder its the city that never sleeps. AH OCC. RATING CAN CHANGE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009
Corrupting Bella by Emmett's-Luver reviews
What do Jasper, Bella, and Emmett do when everyone else is out hunting? Emmett desperately wants to corrupt his baby sister. All vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Emmett, Bella
A Haunting by The Darkest Point reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are best friends who are taking a year off before starting college. They're going around the country...Twist? They are going to haunted places. Come on you know you want to! AH. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Waitress by TwiHard24 reviews
“It’s caviar,” I told her easily.A-dur.“I know that, but what is it?” she snapped. Well Miss Priss, I don’t really like your attitude.“Unborn fish spawn,” I told her just as she took a bite into it.One connecting door, 3 boys, and 3 girls. AH B/E A/J R/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Technically In Love by aminea88 reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan, two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? Or a disaster in the making? Cannon pairings, Co-Written With AlyssaLutz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,933 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Control by ellebree reviews
When Edward goes hunting for the weekend in Eclipse and leaves Bella with a "babysitter," Bella decides she no longer is going to stand by and let Edward control her. Pretty OOC; First Fanfiction; "Somewhat" Dark, Dominant Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,194 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Then Fate Walked In by faking the sunset reviews
AH E/B Bella Swan first met the charming Edward Masen at their adoption centre when she was ten, but then he gets adopted. After a chance meeting eight years later, will the feelings still be as strong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,166 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 14,426 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the college life by wbcpink reviews
bella is starting her first year of college at NYU fith her best friends alice and rose.while ther she bumps into a guy she had a crush on in jr high. what will happen when he figures out who she is? all human normal pairings..m rating for future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,329 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5498 - Favs: 7,950 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BB's Birthday Bash by El Queso de Malicioso reviews
A touching story about two superpowered teens who are just trying to survive their raging teenage hormones. [BBxRae][RobStar]
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Help me find this EdwardBella story? D: reviews
Help me find this Edward/Bella story? D: Edward tries to help Bella seduce James.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smooth Criminals reviews
nothing related to MJ A group of criminals mastermindas form a group. Together they pull off the most dangerous heists and still manage to maintain a normal lifestyle. No one is in love . . . Yet. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Another Day reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward
My Best Friend's Brother reviews
Bella and Edward hated eachother all their lives. Will a new year at Forks High start something new?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009
A Night At The Cullen's reviews
These are the stories about the Cullens when its night and have nothing to do. Each night there is drama and humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
Mike's Song To Edward reviews
Mike sings a song to Edward About how he feels.Funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Mike, Edward - Complete