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Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!' Quoth the raven, Nevermore.'
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Through the Ages by Servant of Anubis reviews
Rome conquered the Gaulish tribes in 52 BCE, paving the way for 400 years of Roman rule, and shaping the future of a young nation-child whom history would come to know as France. War, political intrigue, lessons, assassination attempts, vicious sibling rivalries, and the attention of the most powerful empire in the world is enough to keep a boy busy for centuries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,211 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - France, Ancient Rome
Interview With A Jellicle Or Two by Blazenaire Alda reviews
I've gathered a bunch of the Jellicles to answer some questions that people have asked, from the obvious to the almost unthinkable of questions. Please tune in to see what all have to ask and answer. Change of rating due to some questions, now rated T.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011
Apple Tree House by Lolita Lolly Lips reviews
They'd been moved around from care home to care home since they were seven years old. Feliciano hadn't spoken a word since that day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,336 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Interview with the POTO Characters by Erikroolsall reviews
Erik, and a few other characters from the Phantom of the Opera, are transported to the future to be interviewed and tested by a girl who refuses to let them leave until they accept change, or break their sanity. Will they be able to keep a level head long enough to go home? Or will Era finally get to them?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,988 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2009
Hetalia Story Time! by Hetalia Story Time Group reviews
A group of Authors joined together to create this. Each day a story will be posted. Varying Pairings, Characters. Warnings for Yaoi. Chapter specific warnings above each. Enjoy these lovely little drabbles! T to be safe. : Don't like one of the drabbles? Don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012
The Cod Wars by TheJennyFromIceland reviews
Iceland is not happy about that England is taking his fish and tries to do something about it. But trying to make an agreement with England can be hard, and it can easily turn into a war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - England/Britain
Average Day by Self Deprecating Writer
Average day between Greece and Cyprus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Greece, Cyprus - Complete
Jellicle IM by demeterfan5556 reviews
The jellicles have IM now. how will they use it? Read and find out R&R please
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010
Family Times by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
Misto leaves the junkyard, and a broken-hearted Rimabeth.She doesn't eat, sleep, she doesn't leave the den. Except when confronted by someone she killed. Who says they know just where the lost tuxedo cat is. Chapters 1&7 fixed
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,003 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Gender Fender by RumTumTugress reviews
When Mistoffelees and Victoria discover a potion that turns everyone's gender, chaos strikes. How far will Misto have to go to reverse the potion's effect?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
The Time I Brought Home a Malfoy for Christmas by sprstarinfrance reviews
There were a few things I knew being a Weasley I couldn't do, and bringing a Malfoy home for Christmas is one of them. This should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Who Am I? Who Do I Love? by Bewitched Nightwalker reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny Weasley isn't a Weasley? Voldemort has a daughter? Ginny's falling for a Malfoy? Can this get any more confusing? Read to find out! Rated T just in case..Prequel to "Where Am I? Where Do I Go From Here?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,860 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Not In a Million Years! by hpfan99 reviews
Have you wondered what Voldemort does in his free time? It's probably the last thing you are expecting. Join some death eaters, as they attempt to 'rescue' Voldemort from something in Voldemort's room! Plz read and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Voldie's Mad Day by hpfan99 reviews
Voldemort goes mad. Well, madder than he already is... Suddenly, he's a muggle lover and a member of Greenpeace!Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter meets Peter Pan by Nikita Snape reviews
Well, basically Harry Potter meets Peter Pan (well that was repetitive). Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to Neverland and they get into an adventure away from Hogwarts. Rated PG for sword fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Harry P.