KrakenGirl xxx
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Hello! My name is Piper (you may call me Pip but not Pipe because I prefer apples to plumbing) but that is not a very good 'nom de plume' so I shall be known as KrakenGirl xxx. I am therefore obviously a girl. I LOVE the 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians' series and some others as well but I don't get very good inspiration for anything else or maybe I just like Percy best. I read all the time (ask any of my very very weird yet hilarious friends) and I like pretty much any book with romance, history, science or any combination of the above. I will make a list of my favourite books for suggestions at the end but here are some facts and quotes and songs and the like that pretty much sum up ME!


Random facts about KrakenGirl xxx

I was born on a Wednesday at 23:22.
The last thing I bought was a plastic cow for my little sister.
My favourite mid-day snack is stir-fry broccoli.
My friend Sophie's ex-boyfriend looks like Zac Efron but blonde and with braces.
My aunt designs hats.
I would like to be a farmer.
I would not like to be an astronaut.
If I dyed my hair orange it would bear shocking resemblance to curly fries.
My duvet is purple.
My imagination is far more interesting than the real world.


KrakenGirl xxx's favourite quotes

Percy Jackson - Percy: And it was pretty much the greatest underwater kiss of all time.

- Percy: The sunlight made her hair look like fire. (I think he's trying to be romantic here, but it's really not working out)

- Aphrodite kid: Monsters, like, totally hate the smell of Givenchy!

Desperate Housewives - Carlos: This picture doesn't exactly scream "wholesome".
- Gabi: Why not?
- Carlos: You're topless.
- Gabi: Yeah, but... it's St. Barths... and your hands are covering my naughty parts...
- Carlos: You mean the hand that's holding the tequila shot or the one holding the Cuban cigar?
- Gabi: Yeah... that was a good trip.

- Lynette: You are calling your baby Maynard?
- Susan: Well, maybe we can think of a cute nickname for him!
- Lynette: Sure. Which is better - May or Nerd?

- Carlos: I know, let's make a list of all the people with a motive to kill Victor. Number one - you. Number two - you. Number three - maybe me, probably still you!

Doctor Who - Rose: No way, you're not keeping the horse.
- The Doctor: I let you keep Mickey!

- The Doctor: I mean, I just wanna mate.
- Donna: You just want... to mate?!
- The Doctor: No no no no no! I just want a mate!
- Donna: Well you're not having any of that with me, sunshine!

- Captain Jack: The last time I was sentenced to death I had four hyper-martinis. The rest is all sort of a blur but I woke up the next morning in bed with both my executioners. Lovely couple, we're still in touch. Not many people who can say that about their executioners...

- The Doctor: So the hand's all charged with regenerative energy, you touch the hand and then BAM!
- Donna: Aaah!!
- The Doctor: Shh, spanners.

- Cassandra: Oh my god! I'm a chav! Although... (unzips top)

- The Doctor: To be or not to be, that is the question.
- Shakespeare: That's good, I might use that! Maybe not. Bit pretentious.

Scrubs - J.D.: Walk more manly, dammit, you're pissed!

- Turk: That's what I sa-
- Jordan: If you talk again I'm going to eat you!

- Elliot: Why don't I drive so we don't all die? No offence, Ted.

- J.D.: Elliot, is that really you? Oh thank goodeness, I thought I was still hallucinating. Although the dolphin costume's a little unnecessary.

My friends - Anya: I just want to take his shirt off and rub his nipples!

- Miss Lorren: Have you two done any work this lesson? And what is that you're making? A... birthday card?
- Lisa: Will you sign it?
- Miss Lorren: Um... who is it for?
- Lisa: It's for... Piper.
- Me: Don't drag me into this!
- Miss Lorren: Then why does it say Will on the front?
- Lisa: Because... that's what we call Piper sometimes.
- Miss Lorren: (long pause) OK, I'll sign it!

- Molly: If you get caught sneaking into their dorm, just put your hands in front of you and close your eyes and go "Zzz... llamas... Spongebob... oh, oh my gosh I'm so sorry, I almost never sleepwalk at home!"
- Kate: No, no, you have to fake cry and say "I was just feeling really homesick and... and Sophie has pictures of my mum because she stalks her. I know it's not family but it's the closest thing I've got..."
- Molly: Yeah, except me, your twin, who's next door.

- Anya: My ex just texted me "What's up?". What should I say?
- Olive: It depends, which ex?
- Anya: Tom.
- Olive: He had love handles.

- Lisa: You know how some people can read the future in tea leaves? I can read basil.

- Me: God(s), that history lesson was so boring. I didn't do a single thing the whole half hour.
- Sprinkles: I made a fit list.
- Me: Oh? Who's on it then?
- Sprinkles: Doctor Who, Severus Snape, Jack the Ripper, this old guy I say in a hallway and Mr Speer's arms.


KrakenGirl xxx's favourite songs

Sparkle and shine - Steve Earle
Our Song - Taylor Swift
Monologue Song (La La La) - Taylor swift
59th Bridge Street Song - Simon and Garfunkle
The Show - Lenka
Peaceful, the World Lays Me Down - Noah and the Whale
Pick Up Off the Floor - Mika
Shine On - The Kooks
Under the Sea - from The Little Mermaid


KrakenGirl xxx's favourite books

Percy Jackson and the Olympians series - Rick Riordan
Blood Ties - Sophie McKenzie
Harry Potter series - J. K. Rowling
Thursday Next series - Jasper Fforde
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Little Women - Louisa May Alcott
The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness series - Michelle Paver
The View From Saturday - E. L. Konigsburg
How I Live Now - Meg Rosoff (featuring a girl named PIPER!)
The Sneeches - Theodore Guisel aka Dr. Seuss


Links for the wedding in 'The Unwritten Chapters of the Rest of My Life'

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/17470/14_2008/fab_9.jpg - the flowers
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RALNl8aGL._AA280_.jpg - the bridesmaids' and flower girls' dress (but obviously in the right colours)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KdC5lVh9T7o/ST4qBzuZFXI/AAAAAAAAAG4/xJGkv26NLcU/s1600-h/small+grecian+beaded+1.jpg - THE dress
http://www.vintagedesigncompany.com/eecore/img/uploaded_images/clairereid_chuppah05.jpg - the wedding tent (only imagine it outdoors and all the leaves are pink fairy lights)
http://mtblog.glamour.com/beauty/blogs/girls-in-the-beauty-department/2008/11/14/11114-nicole-richie-hair-side_bd.jpg - Annabeth's hair.


Things going on in my life (week beginning 9/10)

I am really bored of going to school even though I haven't been back for 2 weeks yet.
I want to finish my story but it's not very good anyway.
My friend Sprinkles is writing a story about her adventures as Snape's witchy lover (she's weird).
My sister Darcy is applying for primary school which I didn't even know you had to do. I hope she goes to my old school.
I colour-coded the notice board in our classroom but my teacher still hates me (and most children).
I am FREAKING out because I have a physics test on Monday and for those of you who don't know physics is like math + chemistry + geography aka hell.
I learned what the phrase neé means.
Sprinkles spends all the time she is meant to be working on our history project making weirdo fit lists.
Wirdi means weirdo in Icelandic (thank you Anya).


Feeling furky,
KrakenGirl xxx

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Click by believeinthegods reviews
Annabeth Chase was sure she was in a serious relationship. As it turns out, she's not. Because she hasn't had the Click. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Shuffle off to Buffalo by WindowChild reviews
After the existence of Olympians is discovered by mortals, Percy and Annabeth must go into hiding to escape capture.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Love's Immortal by n.again reviews
Percy Jackson has accepted Zeus’s offer to become a God. He is his fathers second in command. He will live forever with a family and a kingdom, a cabin in Camp-Half blood has even been built in his honor, but it remains empty, as he supposes it will...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Seeing Katie by A Scarlet Rebel reviews
Nico Di Angelo had never felt this way around a girl: sweaty palms, stuttering. And he certainly never thought that girl would be Katie Gardner. But, Nico soon finds out, his harmless little crush on Katie could make his summers alot harder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Nico A.
The Unwritten Chapters of the Rest of My Life reviews
Percy Jackson life was anything but dull and nobody expected him to settle down. But when the perfect girl came along, there was only one question he had to ask. And it didn't take an oracle to find the answer... The chapters Rick Riordan never wrote. xxx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.