Sohara von Salienta
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Joined 04-15-02, id: 199990
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, 10 Things I Hate About You, Les Miserables, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Scarlet Pimpernel, and Lord of the Rings.

Sohara von Salienta

...who is incredibly pressed for time right now and really shouldn't have had the time to do this; all she had time for was to delete most of her profile which really was rather stupid, as now she doesn't have a profile worth viewing.

And she really should be writing.

With this introduction, she sums up her stories in one long, run-on sentence. Also, for those that have not had enough fun making fun of her while reading her dribbles, she has a fanfiction livejournal, where she posts notifications of updates and squees over comments and things.

Authors she highly recommends: She's A Star, drama-princess, Lavinia Lavender, Solarism, Elyse3, Gedia Kacela, and, oddly enough, Jo Rowling.

Ships she supports: Snape/Sinistra (irresistible), Ron/Hermione (canon; come on), Winky/Dobby (in very few cases), Draco Malfoy/someone unknown, Cassandra Claire's Draco Malfoy/Cassandra Claire's Ginny Weasley, Seamus/Lavender (also in certain cases), and Lily/James, if she is not a Mary-Sue and he is not a Consort ofa Mary-Sue.

Current stories of recommendation:

Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit, by She's A Star, otherwise known as Nita.

Someone To Look Up To by Lavinia Lavender

Deconstruct, A Memoir by Solarism (AU, and so what? Still v. good)

And now? Now she leaves you. She leaves you the great, wide world of fanfiction and drabble and laughter and dearGodpleasetellmethatfic'sajoke and the all-around lovable-ness of Auriga Sinistra and Severus Snape. She expects to be recompensed for the same, and takes this moment to state that beaded fruit is a partiality of hers, and that she now understands that it is not to be eaten.

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Brave New Girl by Sidewalk Doctor reviews
Sick of all the makeover!Hermione fics? Well, too bad, 'cause here's another one. But this one is going to be a little different. Come on, you know you wanna check it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,578 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bina by Lavinia Lavender reviews
This was cleverly disguised as a Religion project for school. A short story of the story of the resurrection of Jairus's daughter. Don't worry, the story itself won't have so many of's.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
If I Could Heal Your Wounds by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Words of Love. Actors in Les Mis have lives that kind of parallel the story. Remember the love quadrilateral? Well, now it's turned around and facing the other way. PG for drugs and naughtiness. Look for the threquel.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Complete
Only Human by AMarguerite reviews
Inspired by the foward in my copy of 'The Scarlet Pimpernel', which discribes Percy as the ideal English gentleman, as Orczy sees it. Takes place a little less then twentyfour hours after Percy and Marguerite's wedding.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
Someone to Look Up to by Lavinia Lavender reviews
A one-shot from the perspective of first-year Blaise Zabini. Originally titled A Slytherin's Point of View. Discarded from being title, it suitably belongs in the summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Blaise Z., Albus D. - Complete
Words of Love by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! I have successfully created a love... quadrilateral! Whoo! Why can't they just be two happy couples? Cos then I wouldn't have a plot, of course. Read the sequel.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Complete
Torn Asunder by Gedia Kacela reviews
Grief will do strange things to people. Some laugh, some cry. . . and some, like Auriga Sinistra, will do anything to pretend that Severus Snape will still walk back through the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Severus S.
Innocent Deceptions by sweetdreamz reviews
What will happen when 17 year old Lily mets 22 year old James? These two fall in love, even though Lily hasn't been completely honest with him. When James ends up in a position with more meaning than just a boyfriend, how can Lily admit that she lied?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,947 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
If Only They Had Listened To the FanFic by thistlemeg reviews
One writer decides to save the Marauders from their eventual destruction by giving them a glimpse of the future...via fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/27/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Real Story of Harry Potter by Marauder reviews
J.K. Rowling is kidnapped by the characters in Harry Potter and put on trial for misrepresenting them in her books. But a force darker than their anger is after her... Complete. SBxRL, RWxHG. Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Complete
For Never Was There A Tale of More Pants... by Frozen Samosas reviews
What happens when I take lines from Romeo and Juliet, and replace key words with the word "pants?" No, seriously
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/11/2002
Head Banging by Ari Munami reviews
A little Lily and James fic where they actually act like normal people. And James embarrasses himself countless times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Alone is Not Alive by White Wave Dancer reviews
I'm taking the spotlight off Cooper and Jody, and putting it on one of my favorite characters: Maureen! Basically, it's the movie from her POV
Center Stage - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2002 - Published: 7/14/2001
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Summer reviews
Set postHBP. Oneshot. Hermione pretends not to notice dreadfully important things, and Ron, for once, doesn't spend his money on a Chudley Cannons poster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Seeing Surrender reviews
Of them all, Sibyll Trelawney was the only one that saw through to the stark truth of the world, which gave her the Insight into the stark truths of the future. She alone was Wise, possessed of the Powers that Judge, and was profoundly screwed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Severus S., Neville L.
A Wonderful Life reviews
Do angels only come to tell us how life would have been without us if we will be missed when we are gone? Bitterly, Severus Snape ruminates. HBP spoiler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
American Incompetence reviews
What would really happen if an American was bunged into Middle-Earth? Would it prove to be so dazzlingly incompetent that the Fellowship drops it at the nearest farm they come across? Will reason triumph, and will they knock it off with a very large rock?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Aragorn
Summer Rain reviews
A captive of the summer heat, Éowyn found love, life, and rain in the future king of Gondor, a visitor to Edoras. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
Witterings of One Not Related to Uncle Geoffrey reviews
Lavender Brown is a surprising mess who would give quite a lot to overcome her problems that involve a toilet with backwards bulimia and horrifying private meetings with Professor McBigStickUpHerBum, but those problems love her far too much to let her go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
When A Malfoy Loves reviews
A vignette about Draco Malfoy, his past, and his own particular way of loving someone, set as closely to canon as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Draco M.
A Bright Particular Star reviews
Of chocolate liqueur, French garbage cans, Celestina Warbeck songs, and many, many Shakespeare love quotes exchanged by the Good Ship SnapeSinistra. But not because they like each other. Not at all. Um. Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Severus S.
Amiable Acquaintances reviews
A short LilyJames one-shot, in which James finally gets into a situation where Lily agrees to go to Hogsmeade with him. Not that he is ever entirely positive how he managed it, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rubbish reviews
Of Harry stupid Potter, Parvati stupid Patil, the Yule stupid Ball, a most disgruntled Ginevra Weasley, broken feet, erected towers, magazines for witches, double meanings of flashes of green light, and complete loads of rubbish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
What Became of the Bust of Paracelsus reviews
Whatever did happen to the bust of Paracelsus? Hermione Granger certainly had nothing whatsoever to do with it, thankyouverymuch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Almost Delusionally reviews
Loneliness can drive people to act almost delusionally, but then again, so can love. Sometimes, the two go hand in hand.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004
Untouched reviews
A woman attempts to force Lord Voldemort to stop the hostile and senseless killings--a woman who is, and has always been, happily untouched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Voldemort
Watch where you stand reviews
A Scarlet Pimpernel fic set during "Where's the Girl". Marguerite listens, remembers, believes, hopes, and falls.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
Vengeance victorious, these are the glorious days! reviews
Dolores Jane Umbridge frets about the past and muses on her future teaching position at Hogwarts, puncutated with lots of Potter-detesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Sirius B.
Harry is clearly the spawn of a Common Welsh Green reviews
In which Luna Lovegood rhapsodizes on storybook lovers, radishes, and Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Luna L., Ginny W.
And That is Why the Lord Created Men reviews
My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Gilderoy L., Severus S.
Ginevra Weasley and the Revenge of the Oven reviews
It is never a good idea to anger Ginevra Weasley. It is also not a good idea to do so when household objects prove to be unmanageable. Bwahaha.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Ron W.
La Vie d'Eponine Thénardier reviews
Eponine's story, begun from the turning point in her life: she meets Marius Pontmercy.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
Patrick Verona: An insight reviews
I've found that there aren't any complete Patrick point-of-views on here, so I'm writing mine. PG-13 for language, since the language is taken from the movie
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Lily Evans and the Elf-nymph Necklace reviews
Lily finds out she's a witch, goes to Hogwarts, the usual--but in her first year, she also finds something dear to Tom Riddle. They quickly become friends, but when war breaks out in the Alendoren Cove and Lily could be a useful ally...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 380,148 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.