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Joined 04-15-02, id: 200005, Profile Updated: 05-30-09
Author has written 24 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Wrestling, Dragon Ball Z, Legacy of Kain, Resident Evil, Metal Gear, Smallville, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

My stories largely fall between two categories; there's the older humour/parody works and the more recent, more serious ones. The only agendas I have with writing are to tell a (hopefully) good story and to stay true to the characters. Although there is almost always some romantic pairing involved, the pairing itself doesn't really matter to me that much so long as it makes sense and is right for the story.

My approach to writing can vary; sometimes most of the story is planned in advance; but sometimes it's fun just to drop the characters into a situation and let them get on with it. I always enjoy trying to surprise an audience, and it's fun when the outcome surprises me as well.

Outside of writing I'm a qualified engineer, but I've worked a variety of jobs. Hobbies include swimming, watching bad movies, fishing and playing poker. Feel free to look through the stories, pretend you've read them and leave feedback.

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Uncharted: El Dorado by AmeliaBaggins reviews
Chloe Sullivan meets Nathan Drake, and gets to go on a quest to find El Dorado. However they are not the only ones searching for the city of gold.. This is a crossover with the video game that came out a while ago.
Crossover - Smallville & Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Chloe S., Nathan D.
The Color of Trust by SweetYuya reviews
A blending of Wheel of Time and Bleach. Featuring several OC's derived from WoT. Byakuya x OC Gin x OC A tale of Aes Sedai brought to the Soul Society against their will by servants of Aizen. Rating M for language, violence and lemons in later chapters.
Crossover - Wheel of Time & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,973 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Byakuya K.
Miss Lonely Hearts by Card1na15 reviews
This story starts in Season One, after the episode "Drone," and before the episode "Crush." Things at Smallville High take a left turn when Clark gets an unexpected request from Principal Kwan.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,367 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L. - Complete
Standing by SamwiseAtHeart reviews
Rocky is hit with a massive punch during his final round with Dixon that knocks him to his knees. This fic is composed of Rocky's thoughts during that moment of excruciating pain.
Rocky - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Viper by Nickelman reviews
The Killer 7 takes on the Deadly Viper Assasin Squad [Kill Bill]. Will they meet their match, or is Bill just a punk with a sword?
Killer 7 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006
The Center of 'I' by Cynical Chaos reviews
An old man sees life through bars of an institution.
Paranoia Agent - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Superman's Worst Enemy by Lopine24 reviews
Someone knows Clark's secret and want's the whole world to know, too. The only question is, who?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006
The Official Fanfiction University Of DragonBall Z by BananaGirl reviews
With permission from Camilla Sandman. We're now into Semester 2! Goku's getting death threats, Yoli's birthday is coming up, Bardock makes an appearance and Vegeta and Goku fans are STILL trying to outsmart each other. It could only be OFUD!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 91,916 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/5/2002
Revenge Of The Majin by OnsenSong reviews
[COMPLETE] "No you're wrong, Gohan. There is something I can do." Goku's face shifted into a somber look, the same one he'd always gotten during a fight. "To keep that fate from everyone else on Earth, I will kill you." {Rated for lang. and violence}
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,977 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
The Vampire, the Hylden and the Terrifying Beastie by Metal Gear Prime reviews
Chapter 8! Kain searches for the Bishop of Meridian, unaware that not only is doom afoot, it's also ahand...
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 12/3/2002
Broken Glass by OnsenSong reviews
Trunks is mistaken as the Prince of The Saiyans and is kidnapped by the supposedly dead Frieza. Why won't the Z Warriors save him? Because he's already dead. {Rated for violence and language} [Incomplete]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Trunks
Guy? by welcometome reviews
b/v story bulma ends up metting Guy & falls for him while she also falls for vegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Vegeta, Bulma
Soul Reaver A Piece of Parody please by Popeland reviews
Huzzah! My first ever parody! Eidos can't stop me! Well actually, they probably could... but...ah... they shouldn't? Yeah.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Complete
It Started With A Trial by MortalSora reviews
*Last chapter up* Kain's Christmas gift doesn't really work out the way he wanted it to. Please R&R!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 10/31/2002
Blood Omen 1a by Crystarr reviews
In a time before Raziel...in a time before Block Puzzles...there was Kain! Pity him as he goes through the humiliation that is this sequel to the popular Soul Reaver 2a! Finally, Blood Omen 1a is completed!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Complete
WWE: The Elementary School Years by DJ D reviews
Did you ever imagine if the WWE wrestlers went to school together, well, it's real now, in this story!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002
Deck The Halls by AkikoStar reviews
A Christmas Concert... Will the boys behave? OF COURSE NOT!!!!! No flames about this, its supposed to be silly and make no sense! And its my first try! Please R&R. If you do, you get a free Malechiah plushie! He's cuddly and soft and will skin your enemie
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002
What If by Dannor reviews
Chapter Two is up. Calvin has a twin who wants a bear and has a club. Need I say more? The title is SUPPOSED to be What If...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002
WhackDown! by Matsumori reviews
A humorous Smackdown! episode. Chapter three is finally up! WARNING: there's a little bit of slash (m/m/m. lol) in all three chapters
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002
Wyrd Majik by Penuin reviews
Granny and the other three (And young Esme) have a job to do. A job given to them by Death. NEW CHAPTER! R&R!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002
The Avatar by Dragon Eternal reviews
One has died, been risen by the power of Yu Yevon, and will proceed to carry out what was failed. (FF7/10 cross)
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002
If the Gods Only Knew by Kittie Darkhart reviews
After the defeat of Meteor, Cid has fallen ill, a new evil arises and binds the team once again together. Can Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest stop it with a little romance along the way? Discontinued.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,796 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002
Ready To Fall by HarleyQuinn42 reviews
Adam is betryed by the woman he loved and feels like he can't trust women anymore. Then Jenn comes into his life. Can she change the way he feels? R&R and i'll give you a cookie :)
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2002
Soul Reaver 2A - Escape From The Block Puzzles by Crystarr reviews
A rewrite of Soul Reaver 2, enhanced (or spoiled) by my so-called sense of humour... Chapter 5 now up - Finally the fic is complete!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Complete
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Glass Hearts reviews
Sequel to Condemned Memories. Returning from the bottle city of Kandor, Clark and Lana soon learn that Metropolis has disappeared. As Earth prepares for war against an enemy it can’t find, it’s up to Clark to halt Brainiac’s schemes.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,958 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L.
Condemned Memories reviews
All Clark wants is for Lana's birthday to be special. Instead, he finds himself up against a serial killer, and an enemy from beyond the stars. And then Lana begins to remember the day she died... Now complete.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,488 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L. - Complete
Therein Lies a Tale reviews
Several years after World's End, Elizabeth Turner lives a peaceful existance with her son, awaiting the return of the man she loves. However, after a hasty reunion with Captain Jack Sparrow, she finds herself once again caught in one of his schemes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
House of Cards reviews
Finally together with Chloe, Clark seems to be content for the first time in his life. But now there's a demon stalking him, and a powerful force sweeping through Metropolis, destroying everything in it's path...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
Accepted reviews
Lex takes an interest in Alicia, while another party appears to be monitoring her closely. And when Clark takes steps to protect her, the stakes get dangerously high… Chapter 9 up, and the fic is now complete.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Alicia B. - Complete
More Than A Memory reviews
Chloe becomes increasingly isolated as she investigates a string of suspicious suicides. As Clark tries to reach out to her, he finds he must save her from herself... and from something even he may not be able to overcome.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,552 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S. - Complete
The Valley reviews
A Calicia fanfic. Clark meets Alicia for the first time in years, and soon discovers new feelings for her. But as ever, things between them may be too complicated for it to work out.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Alicia B., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Otacon Reveals All reviews
A codec conversation between Otacon and Snake, in which Otacon reveals that The Patriots are building a version of Metal Gear inside his head, along with other random nonsense.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2003
Vae Voteus reviews
It's the first ever election in Nosgoth. The candidates - Kain, Vorador, Janos, Zephon and Moebius. Raziel takes us through the campaign. COMPLETE
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Complete
Get Me Outta This Place! reviews
Jill Valentine must escape from Racoon City with the help of delinquents Jay and Silent Bob. Chapter 3 - Brad, Time Princess is up.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003
Thrown to the Wind reviews
Five years after meteor, Cid is dying - but first he must fight one final battle, one which will decide the fate of Rocket Town.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003
Countdown the Destruction reviews
After being cut from the WWE as though he were no better than a Tough Enough contesant Eric Bischoff plans his revenge.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2003
A Date with Death reviews
There are lots of desperate people in Nosgoth. Kain and his sons for a start. So when a dating agency opens in Nosgoth could it be that their problems are solved? Or is something more sinister going on? And why does everyone think Kain's dead?As in GONE?
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
Fun and Grappling Frolics reviews
I finally have my own show, unfortunately I have to interview WWE stars on it.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2003
JR PI reviews
HHH has disappeared, and JR is trying to find him. Everyone else is desperately trying to stop him.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
The Ultimate Team reviews
A humorous re-write of what happened when JR and King fought Regal and Storm. COMPLETE
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Complete
Under the Ring reviews
Kurt Angle is transported to an alternate version of the WWE which is even more horrible than the real one (well, almost.) The 4th and final chapter is here! COMPLETE!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
An LOK Christmas reviews
What if Christmas was celebrated in Nosgoth? Would Moebius be allowed round to Kain's for Christmas dinner? What present would Raziel give to Vorador? Features pretty much every LOK character. Chapter 5 now up and the fic is COMPLETE!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Complete
Oops reviews
Undertaker reacts badly when a young boy accidently hits a ball off his window. Can Al Wilson save the day?
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/7/2002
The WWE Saga reviews
A light hearted look at the WWE and it's many characters. Will the father of Mae Young's baby be revealed? Will Eric Bischoff knock everyone out? Will Y2J be taken seriously? The final chapter is up! COMPLETE!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Complete
Blood Omen Street reviews
All the LOK characters live in the same street with bizarre consequences. I finally updated as per request. COMPLETE!
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Complete
I Know What Kane Did reviews
Ten years ago Kane, Stacy Kiebler, Dwayne Johnstone, William Regal and Patricia Stratus were out for a drive. The result was the death of Katie Vick. A humorous, non-offensive story. COMPLETE!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Complete
The Fall of the Proud reviews
Vegeta seems to be getting weaker by the day. Why is his strength failing him, and can he admit to anyone that he is in trouble before it is too late?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Vegeta
The Aftermath reviews
Sephiroth and Aeris may be gone, but Cloud can't seem to lose them from his dreams... very short so please take a moment to read it. I'd read yours!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/11/2002