KatsuMegStirFry
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Joined 07-08-09, id: 2000249, Profile Updated: 02-18-13
Author has written 10 stories for Vampire Knight.

TV on the Radio. Allusions to 13th century poets, y'all got me swoonin'.


HAI, I'M KATSU

I HAVE NEVER EVER HAD A REGULAR UPDATE SCHEDULE, SO WHATEVER I SAY, DON'T BELIEVE IT. SERIOUSLY. I'M A LIAR.
I ALSO DON'T PROOF-READ FOR SHIT, SO PREPARE FOR BLIND TYPING OF HORMONE-INDUCED VAMPIRE LUST.
SOMETIMES I MIGHT POST SOMETHING I FOUND LYING AROUND IN THE DEPTHS OF MY LAPTOP.
ENJOY THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH MY FRIEND WROTE WHEN WE STARTED THE ACCOUNT.
SHE'S NEVER ACTUALLY POSTED ANYTHING ON HERE, BUT I KEEP IT THERE BECAUSE I THINK IT SHOULD STAY.
SENTIMENTAL VALUE AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
ALSO, HER ARTWORK IS AMAZING, PLEASE CHECK IT OUT IF YE LIKE.
ALL THESE CAPS.

KBYE


Ello ello If that was Katsu-chan then I must be Meg gasp Megan be my official name but I go by; Meg, Meggy, Meggie, Megumi, Meg-chan, Megu, Meggy-moo and heck if you have a name that doesn't insult me, go ahead and call me it x3 FACT NUMBER UNO THAT YOU MUST ALWAYS KNOW WITH MEG: MEG USES LOTS AND LOTS OF SMILEYS/EMOTICONS IN TYPING O_O It helps me express whichever emotion I'm trying to express - Anywhoo I'm one of those people who are in love with love. I'm obsessed with it >.:O XD ok ok so yea hope you enjoy some of my writing T.T (I just ruined your impression of me didn't I? XD) Oh yesh I love to draw too so if you're bored and don't feel the need to see good artwork mind checking out my deviant account?

www.meg-the-egg.deviantart.com

:) byezz -Meg.Chan

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The Red Blood of a Grey Knight by BlackRoseGirl666 reviews
Everyone always assumes it's vampires who have all the secrets. Kaname Kuran discovers the opposite as he trips over the skeletons in Zero Kiryu's family closet, trying his damnedest to win his Knight's heart on the way down. He soon learns that this time, he'll be playing a very different sort of game. Warnings: Slash, femslash, swearing, making out, violence, slow update.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,279 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] Sara S., Yuki C.
The Proposal by SexyBVirgo reviews
Ichijo has watched these two circle each other for years and he is tired of it. So what does he do? Push them together of course... This is the way I wanted the story to go...LOL M rating for a reason...in later chapters.. ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!...Oh and I don't own Vampire Knight
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 100,722 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] - Complete
Unholy Matrimony by Penguita38 reviews
A simple mission overseas turns into a nightmare for Zero when he finds an unwanted addition adorning his ring finger, and he realizes removing it won't be as easy as he thought. Kaname/Zero.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,395 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Not All Psychopaths Are Liars by KatsuMegStirFry reviews
In a boring old mental facility, where everything is white, and you blend in, stumbling around like a zombie with everyone else, a drop of blood can really catch your eye, am I right?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
With white walls and sterile smells by kiwisdream2 reviews
AU: A car accident lands Kaname in a hospital where he ends up sharing a room with a very unfriendly roommate. KxZ
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Pain Redefined by SweetLoveCries reviews
What would it take for things to be quiet? -book of related KanameZero, ZeroKaname one shots- WARNINGS: you might see lots of blood, violence and forced feelings. Rated M for reason. Chapter 16 up
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Zero's Annoyance by groundedreamer reviews
Kaname is needed for a meeting, but won't wake up? What is Zero going to do? Oh the headaches Kaname manages to give Zero... KanameXZero fluff :D One-shot Read and Review please!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Embrace the Heat in the Night by SasuNaruAngel reviews
What would've happened if Akihito had been ignorant to Asami's presence that night he suddenly appeared out of the rain? Oneshot AsaAki, NO FEILONG WHATSOEVER, use of drugs, and the whole thing is pretty much lemon. Enjoy!
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
Purple Jellybeans: The sequel to Vampire Catnip by wolfalchemistofmoon reviews
Garlic makes Zero go crazy. What do the hated purple jellybeans do to Kaname? Zero finds out! KanameXZero Yoai of course! Please R&R!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,543 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K.
St Xocolat's Day by Blackened Wing reviews
Valentine's Fic - Kaname and Zero go away for a romantic weekend. Kaname always has lovely surprises for Zero, and this time, Zero has a surprise of his own in mind... AU. Oneshot. Citrus. Complete fluff.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
My Insolent Butler by TheseScarletDropsofINK reviews
Hanabusa and the others try to convince Kaname to get rid of his butler, the one with the rude manners and black tattoo, but the pure-blood wont hear of it. Zero is his and his alone. KanamexZero. one-shot
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/25/2010 - [Kaname K., Zero K.] - Complete
For Your Entertainment by SilverAngrywolf reviews
One-shot. What happens when Kaname tries to use one of Zero's music choices to relax? Yaoi kink. Don't like, don't read. Do not own characters or music choice.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Twas the Vampire Knight before Christmas by TheSicklyRoseVamp1229 reviews
Sure you have heard of this classical holiday tale but I doubt you know the Vampire Knight version of it. Come and let Kaname and Zero tell you how they spent their Christmas eve together! Yaoi Zero/Kaname
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Uh no, I don't think so by wolfalchemistofmoon reviews
Kaname wants Zero to kill Rido, Zero doesn't care and he lets Kaname know it. My first one shot M for language fair warning! Completely random and a bit of twilight bashing.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy Zero and Kaname THE FANFICTION by xJasmine reviews
The link above includes 20 ways each to annoy the heck out of Zero and Kaname! Yaoi. WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE VK SERIES. The ways to annoy will be selected and acted upon in fanfiction style. Enjoy!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K.
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Not All Psychopaths Are Liars reviews
In a boring old mental facility, where everything is white, and you blend in, stumbling around like a zombie with everyone else, a drop of blood can really catch your eye, am I right?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,258 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Gotcha reviews
There's something in the house. Happy Halloween! I wrote a onsie for my favorite holiday :)
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Virgin Christmas reviews
Zero's apprentice slips him some drugs that make him hot for Kaname / Probably a fail, but who knows until I get reviews? I wonder if this'll be as big a hit as last year's Christmas story? XD Happy holidays!/ Should be a pt 2 soon!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
The Only Exception reviews
KxZ perhaps ZxK/Happiness something Zero has always longed for, deep down, and once he finally has it in his grasp, that Pureblood returns and rips it all away. Is it so much fun to play around with him like a toy? Damn stupid summaries!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,240 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Love Me Dead reviews
One-shot./ Love Me Dead- Ludo Ahahah, I love this song! / Kaname and Zero have an addiction to hurting each other. How can they make it stop before one of them goes too far? I always forget to upload the document D8
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Raindrops In Your Eyes reviews
AU. Zero goes missing one day, and Kaname sets out to find him in the puring rain. Oneshot.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Post Blue reviews
Zero wants to grow Kaname a garden of natural blue roses, but that's impossible! With the help of a girl who wants to repay a debt can he accomplish the impossible? -stupid crappy summaries D8- A review would be mucho appreciated, thanks D88-//Oneshot
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Sleeping With Ghosts reviews
'Soul mates never die.' That was the last thing Zero said before he lost consciousness." //One-shot. - Edited and fixed-
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Forever: Sequel to I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
THERE that darned sequel you've all been waiting for. Rated M cuz that's all anyone looks at DX Kaname and Zero go on a vacation to a mountain retreat after getting hitched. Warning- don't expect amazingness.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
Kaname is away on a business trip for Christmas and Zero is so lonely. Will he return? And what will be his present for Zero? This got a lot of priase and feedback. You peoples like the weirdest stuff
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete