"The fruits of your own labors are sweeter than the fruits of others'."
Left 4 Dead - Jack the Hunter: This guy is basically the lovable moron, he looks like any other Hunter, the smartest thing he can do is strain himself to push a button, and has a fear of Skittles, well, that pretty much sums him up!
Left 4 Dead - Robert the Smoker: He, like Jack, looks like any ol' Left 4 Dead 1 Smoker. He's practically the Einstein of the Apocalypse, Well, to Jack and has extensive knowledge, making him a bad, but hilarious combination with Jack, that and, for some reason, an explosion that involved a dryer has kept his tongue from growing back after the incident.
Things I'm willing to disclose:
As you can see, I'm a Mass Effect fan... Remember Marauder Shields!
I like stuff that makes me laugh.
I'm slow to update or publish new stories because I have so many ideas that I don't want to risk one dying on-site, so I usually put one up once it's finished. (Subject to receive additional chapters, though.)
No, I don't think Arrow in the Knee jokes are funny, at least get the wording right, people! IN the Knee not TO the Knee!
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