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FAVORITE BOOKS: Harry Potter (1-7), Twilight (all the books), Mortal Instruments (books 1,2,3), House of Night (all the books), Percy Jackson and the Olympians(Books 1-5), Cirque du Freak:The Saga of Darren Shan (all of the books) and many more...

FAVORITE MOVIES: Harry Potter (all movies, and movies to come), Twilight, New Moon, Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief, Ciruqe du Freak, a whole lot more...

FAVORITE COLORS: Purple, Black, Silver, Bronze, Red, Gold, Green, Yellow, practically any color exept orange...

FAVORITE BANDS: Paramore, Linkin Park, Owl City, Daughtry, etc...

FAVORITE SONGs (AT THE MOMENT): Life After You-Daughtry, The Only Exception-Paramore, Nothing on You- B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars.

FAVORITE AUTHORS: Stephanie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Cassandra Claire, Jane Austen, Emily Bronte, P.C. Cast, Kristin Cast, many more...

WHY THE NAME: Hemione because she's my favorite Harry Potter character, Cullen because I adore the Cullens. Vamp-Wiz because I like bringing both worlds together. Hermione Cullen not because I want Hermione to marry one of the Cullens! Ok?! Okay.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS: Harry Potter- HarryxHermione, RonxLuna; Twilight-BellaxEdward, EmmettxRosalie, AlicexJasper, CarlislexEsme, JacobxLeah, JacobxNessie; Mortal Instruments-JacexClary, SimonxIsabell, AlecxMagnus Bane; House of Night-ZoeyxStark, Stevie RaexDallas, AphroditexDarius; Percy Jackson and the Olympians-PercyxAnnabeth, GroverxJuniper, PoseidonxSally, SallyxPaul, ClarissexChris, SelenexCharlie, ThaliaxLuke.

LIFE AMBITION: To be a lawyer

Bella: Am I Pretty?

Edward: No

Bella: Am I Fat?

Edward: Yes, of course

Bella: Do You Want To Be With Me Forever?

Edward: No

Bella: Would You Cry If I Walked Away?

Edward: No

Bella had heard too much and needed to leave, as she turned to walk away
Edward grabbed her arm and said,

Edward: Your not pretty, Your beautiful

The only thing fat or big about you is your heart

I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever

And baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I WOULD DIE!!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die



2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):


3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Gold Lion

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

(i dnt hav a middle name. I'll use my mother's) Maria Tusculum

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):


6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Purple Gatoreade

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):


8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):


9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Isabella (yeah. i named my cat after bella from twilight. Got a problem?)

Month One

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month SevenMommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak. (aw... so sad tear)

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Am I more Girl or Tomboyish? Lets find out:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 7

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9

Result: Girl

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My mom. "Ok. Its Fine."

Where are you right now?

In front of my laptop.(duh!)

Look up, now look back. What did you see?

The flashing colors of my wall and ceiling.

What's the last thing you ate?

Rice, Beans, Gatorade, and Mole.(mole is pronounced mo-lay. its a Mexican dish, ok.)

What's your personality like?

Smart and School addicted. Love activities available at school, like sports and clubs. Just don't get on my bad side...

What was the last thing you thought?

God! This woman is trying to kill me. (i just got back from a 3 hour girls basketball practice.)

You have a million dollars. What do you do?

Buy the rights to Harry Potter and Twilight. Hehehe. I own Twilight. I own Harry Potter.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?


What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

Hmm...What is the next book I want to read?

What's it like being you?

Great. I'm smart. I have many friends. I do sports. I'm very involvde in school.

What are your thoughts on writing?

Writing is a way to express my thoughts. Its something that comes natural to me.

How tall are you?

5 feet 5 inches. I'm only 13.

What book are you currently reading?

Don't know yet. Ask me tomorrow when I'm on Chapter 3 on a random book from the library.

What music are you listening to?


What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Msn.com and 1075theriver.com

What was the last thing you cooked?

Chocolate chip cookies. (i baked them. it still counts. cuz i cant cook. i burn water. i'll learn.)

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

A light purple. I think its called lilac. It matches my bed comforter and pillows.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Idk. Phil Bredeason? or something. Don't pay attention to Tennesse politics, much.

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

Fanfiction, Fanfiction, and this really cool one called FANFICTION!

Have you ever been water-skiing?

No. I don't want to die a slow, watery death.

What is the weather like?

It was raining this morning.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

Nope. Staying home and chilling with my homies.

Anything else?


Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a GEEK, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.


Here's some random questions for you to ponder over...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear why do they say pardon my English?


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.



Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

Twilight Stuff!:

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obbsessive Cullen Disorder), OED (Obsessive Emmett Disorder), OVD (Obbsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder).

You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 92 year old, non-existent vampire named EMMETT CULLEN

"Join the Vampires; we have Emmett McCarthy Cullen."

Jasper's the Smartest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Emmett can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

List your twelve favorite Twilight Characters in no particular order:

1. Emmett

2. Rosalie

3. Edward

4. Bella

5. Jasper

6. Alice

7. Jacob

8. Renneesme

9. Carlisle

10. Esme

11. Seth

12. Leah

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

I do think I have.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I don't roll like that, but Edward might tell you something.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

If Leah got Renneesme pregnant, I swear I'll die of laughter.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?


5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Maybe. If they were lesbian.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Jasper/Esme or Jasper/Carlisle. I think that I'd like to see Jasper and Esme more than Jasper/Carlisle. Athough I have nothing against gay people.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

If Jacob walked in on Leah and Rosalie making love...it be disturbing.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Esme is the smart new girl, with her brother Carlisle. Edward is the intelligent quarterback for the Forks High Football team. What happens when Edward starts slipping in his grades to make more time for practice, and his teacher assigns him a tutor, and that tutor is Esme, will sparks fly, or will Esme fall for another

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Yes. But I like better Emmett with...ME!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Fallen Tears, Broken Heart

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Bella? Would she ever do that? Are you implying something? EDWARD!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?


13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?


14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

No. But I might.
15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Esme would probably scream with great passion if you get her house messy, and make it a wreck.

16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Idk. What song fits Renneesme?

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Emmett doing something stupid to Leah and Alice, and they get a terrible revenge.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I don't even want to think about that.

I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If Jesus is your Savior, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Subject: one messed up sleepover>
> One night these five girls were having a sleepover
> when
> they heard
> chaos at the end of her street they went down to find out what was
> they
> learned that a woman was
> raped and the man was on the loose.
> so they quickly
> ran home
> and bolt everything down. everything settles
> down for a while
> then they started hearing weird noises
> coming from outside.
> they let their minds go wild
> so they got scared and hid inside a closet.
> the man was really outside and found a window that had a broken
> bolt.
> he crept in quietly.
> the girls were scared crapless.
> he walked into the room
> and opened the
> closet,
> the girls screamed and ran in separate directions.
> four of the girls went downstairs and the cellar door,that was right above
the bathroom. He caught the
> fifth girl
> and took her into the bathroom,
> raped her,
> and skinned her alive.her friends heard her die that
> night
> but couldnt do anything about it.they listened to her
> scratching the door to get
> out.
> in the morning when he had fled,
> the remaining went into the
> bathroomThere engraved into the wall was her message:
> 'how could you have let me die'
> they looked up
> to get the tears out of their eyes
> and saw her flesh
> dangling from the knife that skinned her. If you dont repost
> this
> the man will skin you alive too,> because they
> havent caught him yet.And the girl will make sure you will
> die,
> so she can pass on the tale.>

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, hermione_cullen-.Vamp-wiz

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.


RIP Daddy's Little Cannibal!

I-pod Challenge,

RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.
Sorry, but some of my songs are in Spanish. Song Translations available!

1.What would you play at your funeral?

Down- Jay Sean ft Lil Wayne. (Yeah, down in the ground!)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Memories in my eyes-Yiruma (Hm...never thought of thinking of memories in the morning.)

3. Your teacher is ...

In my place-Coldplay (ME the teacher and SHE'S the student. hehehe. songs not even about that. title's funny to this ?)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

One Time-Justin Bieber (Yeah. We've got one time to get a good grade! =P!)

5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?

Soy egual que tu- Alexis y Fido I'm the same as you-Alexis and Fido (Wow! nice tattoo)

6. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

No Surprise-Daughtry (Um...surprise there.)

7. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Sunny Rain-Yiruma (aw...how nice of her. This is such a pretty song = P!)

8. How do you feel right now?

Falling-Yiruma (the title is appropriate if I was in gym! luv this song though!)

9. What's on your bedside table right now?

Goodbye-Kristina DeBarge (um...acctualey its breaking dawn and city of glass!)

10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Kiss me thru the phone-Soulja Boy (awkward.)

11. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Unstoppable-Kat Deluna ft Lil Wayne (wow. my clothes are very fierce. hehehe!)

12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Full Moon-The Black Ghosts (weird. twilight freak, so I had to have this on my iTunes!)

13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?

Sexy Movemento-Wisin y YandelSexy Movement-Wisin and Yandel (i don't do sexual fanfics acctualy. ew! but then again...where did renesmee come from?)

14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

Bedrock-Young Money (i'm blushing. i wouldn't sing that. my friend Eric might though.)

15. Your life's theme song?

Two is Better Than One-Boys Like Girls ft Taylor Swift (aww...i thought my swift theme song was teardrops on my guitar. not no more!)

16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Playing God-Paramore (wow. i was feeling that yesterday. creepy)

17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

When You Look Me in the Eyes-Jonas Brothers (why would I jump of a building in the first place! cliffs are better. hehehe. new moon.)

18.Your motto is...:

Love Hurts-Yiruma (aw...this is s00000 true! creepy!)

19. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

When It Rains-Paramore (uh...sure I'll buy shoes, in Port Angeles, when it rains hehehe!)

20. What did you dream about tonight?

How to Save a Life-The Fray (sure...but who's life am I saving? Emmett? hehehe)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

Who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

Who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

Repost so the one you love will;

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

A month.

Who introduced you to the books?

Charlisa (MY BFFL)

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I borrowed them from Charlisa. Well actually...Iwas forced to read them by Charlisa! I thank her 4 that now!


Who is your favorite character?

Emmett, Edward, Bella.

Who's your favorite vampire?


Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth Clearwater

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debate?" Breaking Dawn-Emmett Cullen

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

The Meadow. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... BUT THERE ARE MANY MORE!!

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?


How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment

When Alice returns in New Moon, and when Bella's getting ready for her wedding.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The New Born army battle.

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon. The flower was beautiful.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?


Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?


Eclipse or Twilight?


Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?


Strange Events!!


2. Edward

3. Jacob

4. Bella


6. Rosalie

7. Reneesme

8. Esme


10. Jasper

11. Leah

12. Paul


14. Seth

1. What if 4 and 8 got married?

That would be scary.

2. Do you think 9 and 13 would make a good couple?

Um, no. But...they are.. both...leaders. Ew.

3. What about 2 and 10?

Nope. But that pairing is common amongst us.

4. What if 1 and 5 killed 11?

Alice and Emmett? Would they do that? YES! Poor Leah. They finally had enough.

5. What if 10 bit 3?

Jasper would kill Jacob cause of his venom, then Nessie would kill Jasper. Bella too.

6. What if 6 bit 12?

Rosalie can't stand the smell of werewolf, why would she ite one??

7. What if 7 bit 14?

Well, she has been known to like the taste of werewolf. Mainly Jacob.

8. Do you think 2 is hot?

Maybe...=P! Emmett's better though!

9. What if 5 and 9 got a hammer and beat 3 to death?

Carlisle's not like that. Maybe Alice would if Jacob really got on here nerves.

10. What if 2 and 9 had a baby named 6?

Um, okay, that would be kind of...scary.

11. What if 6 and 1 killed each other?

But their mates. Why would Emmett kill Rosalie? To be with me! =P!

12. Is 5 hot?

No. I don't role like that. Go ask Jasper. She is preety thought!

13. What if 13 and 4 got married?

But what about Emily??

14. Is 8 hot?

She's pretty. Go ask Carlisle that.

15. What if 3 and 9 went to the bookstore and read Twilight and realized that 10 and 7 were actually magical unicorns?


A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.


So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits
Breakeven-The Script (my life is sad, right off the bat!)

Waking Up
Nothing To Say-Yiruma (at least its soft and beautiful, and piano. I'll probably think it's Edward Cullen. sigh)

First Day At School
Crush, Crush, Crush-Paramore (someone made me mad during the summer! hehehe!)

Making Your New Best Friend
Hallelujah-Paramore (let's make this friendship last forever!)

Falling In Love
Fireflies-Owl City (um...okay. Cute song, I'm in love!)

Breaking Up
Since You've Been Gone-Kelly Clarkson (sorta makes sense, except that only seconds have passed not weeks!)

Pressure-Paramore (um...really doesn't make sense. Did I break up at prom?)

Stop This Song (Lovesick Melody)-Paramore (is it graduation or karaoke?)

Life's Okay
Bed Rock-Young Money (no comment)

Death Of A Close Friend
Bleeding in Love-Leona Lewis (so am I morning over a lost love or my lost friend?)

Mental Breakdown
How To Save a Life-The Fray (weird.)

Clumsy-Fergie (really good thing to be thinking in a car!)

Runaway Love-Ludacris ft. Mary J. Blige (I ran away from home?!)

Getting Back Together
The Man Who Can't Be Moved-Breakeven (aw...he did all of that for me?!)

Birth Of A Child
Two is better than One-Boys Like Girls ft. Taylor Swift (Well it took two to make the child!!)

Wedding Scene
Rainy Day-Janel Parrish (My wedding! It's ruined! ;-P!)

Car Accident
Fifteen-Taylor Swift (awkward.)

Final Battle
In My Head-Jason Derulo (It's all in my head, It's all in my head, I'm not here, its an illusion. Lol!)

Death Scene
Eyes on Fire-Blue Foundation (weird.)

Funeral Song
Use Somebody-Kings of Leon (but I'm dead! I don't need somebody! except God and Jesus!)

End Credits
I'd Lie-Taylor Swift (doesn't make sense!)

Deleted Scenes
Replay-Iyaz (so now I'm a shodie!)

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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,904 - Reviews: 3698 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl You Thought You Once Knew by AnchorsAweigh13 reviews
It's been almost a year since the day Edward told me goodbye, the day he told me he didn't love me anymore, the day he broke my heart. Will Bella ever be able to move on? Who will Edward come back to, does he think its the same adoring girl he left? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/16/2010
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
An Eternity To Love by Mizzdee reviews
Best friends at 5, in love at 15, ready to marry at 17. Edward and Bella were destined for forever. In 1918, tragedy fell upon the couple, ripping them apart. A very different Edward and Bella meet again years later and this time…eternity can be theirs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,144 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Edward, Bella
Unfortunate Love by iljasperhaleex33 reviews
Edward is the geek of Forks High & Bella is the most popular girl. Edward is madly in love with Bella but there is 1 prob. Her boyfriend. With the help of Edward's siblings and new friends, can he win Bella over before Senior year or grad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,583 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Beautiful Boy and the Queen by PennyLane1223 reviews
Edward Cullen is constantly made fun of because he is Autistic. New girl Bella Swan is instantly attracted to him. Can they stay strong with everyone fighting against them? First FanFic that really means a lot to me.Rated M for language and future lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,394 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promises by GreenEyes555 reviews
Isabella and her brother Jasper lived happily with their family in the 1800's, until Jasper dies suddenly coming home from war. At his funeral Bella is killed by a pale stranger. 100 years later they meet again, but who is stalking them? BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
til I see you again by Ali Shaw reviews
Set in New Moon...Bella has lost Edward, she tries to give normal life a shot but what happens when an accident causes Edward to return and find that her so called "normal" life isn't what it seems? First attempt at FF. Keep Reading after gets better :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,013 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Three Mates for Three Brothers by kimcheebo reviews
The Cullen's consist of Carlisle and Esme and their three sons Edward, Jasper and Emmett. While the parents are away, Edward decides he is going to hunt for humans,instead he ends up saving one from another vampire.My vampires have a few different quirks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 103,857 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks High by Xtina316 reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Forks High.When her sister Alice returns to town Bella vows to make her pay for destroying her family.What she doesn't count on is falling for Alices best friend.What happens when all the walls she built are broken?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Free by cam109 reviews
Harry is struggling with the aftermath of Defeating Voldemort, when he is rescued by Hermione. Leaving Britain they go to America to help Harry recover, when they are sucked into a whole new world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Harry P.
I'm Not Exactly Human by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
Edward left Bella, alone in the woods, thinking he didn't love her. Six months on and she has returned to the place she calls home, Hogwarts, but what happens when Edward and the rest of the Cullens show up? What will Bella do? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,595 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fearless by alwaysandforever.x reviews
A short, romantic love story revolved around a broken Bella, and a blind Edward. Can they heal eachother or will their problems be too much to overcome? All-Human, based off the Taylor Swift song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,617 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raising our babies by SparklyVampireLover reviews
When Edward left, Bella was pregnant.Charlie kicks her out, and Renee disowns her. She is truely alone, accept from some friendly werewolfs. Theres an accident with Charlie, and Bella is changing in many ways. What will she do when the Cullens come back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Night Stands by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
betrayed? by A Proud Freak reviews
Edward left bella in new moon. bella is a vegetarian vampire who lives among humans. now what would happen if bella saw Edward with another girl? and what would happen if Edward couldn't see bella, because of some unsual powers? well read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,567 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Divine Intervention by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
At the beginning of New Moon, Edward leaves Bella to protect her from himself. But what if unkown to them all, protection wasn't what she nedeed the most? What if all she had to do was to remeber who she really was? Full summary inside.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Lil Vamp Girl reviews
Bella met Edward when she was 6. However, when Edward leaves, she meets with an accident and forgets about him. The two meet again 11 years after their separation. Will Bella remember Edward and the promise they made so many years ago?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 81,604 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Lies Behind The Mask by JessXO reviews
Bella is abused by charlie. She sneaks out to a masquerade ball, with Alice. Can one night really change her life? Or will it just Make matters worse at home? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,488 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Diamond Ashes by DaughterOfSorceress-Lion reviews
New Moon AU - Bella: transformed through fire under the LaPush waters; alone. Edward: Forced to join the world of the Volturi to insure his family's safety; miserable. With a broken family, a broken heart, and a broken promise; prophecy becomes reality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Can't Be Serious by Libra9213 reviews
Bella starts a new year a Forks High. Town player Edward changes when he falls for Bella. But will his complicated past separate them? All Human COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ipod Chronicles by twilight-moon09 reviews
One night Renesmee wakes up to discover what the rest of her family is doing...listening to their Ipods. But listening to what, exactly? See what happens when the Cullen family Jacob & Seth compete performing their favorite songs off their Ipods.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,691 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Moonlite Tears reviews
Edward never came back.Bella was changed by Laurent. 58 years have passed and Bella has a coven of her own.What happens when Bella returns to Forks?What does the newest addition to the Cullens have to do with Bella's coven's past. Read & Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward