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HEY! HERE'S MINDLESS STUFF ABOUT ME!
FAVORITE BOOKS: Harry Potter (1-7), Twilight (all the books), Mortal Instruments (books 1,2,3), House of Night (all the books), Percy Jackson and the Olympians(Books 1-5), Cirque du Freak:The Saga of Darren Shan (all of the books) and many more...
FAVORITE MOVIES: Harry Potter (all movies, and movies to come), Twilight, New Moon, Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief, Ciruqe du Freak, a whole lot more...
FAVORITE COLORS: Purple, Black, Silver, Bronze, Red, Gold, Green, Yellow, practically any color exept orange...
FAVORITE BANDS: Paramore, Linkin Park, Owl City, Daughtry, etc...
FAVORITE SONGs (AT THE MOMENT): Life After You-Daughtry, The Only Exception-Paramore, Nothing on You- B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars.
FAVORITE AUTHORS: Stephanie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Cassandra Claire, Jane Austen, Emily Bronte, P.C. Cast, Kristin Cast, many more...
WHY THE NAME: Hemione because she's my favorite Harry Potter character, Cullen because I adore the Cullens. Vamp-Wiz because I like bringing both worlds together. Hermione Cullen not because I want Hermione to marry one of the Cullens! Ok?! Okay.
FAVORITE PAIRINGS: Harry Potter- HarryxHermione, RonxLuna; Twilight-BellaxEdward, EmmettxRosalie, AlicexJasper, CarlislexEsme, JacobxLeah, JacobxNessie; Mortal Instruments-JacexClary, SimonxIsabell, AlecxMagnus Bane; House of Night-ZoeyxStark, Stevie RaexDallas, AphroditexDarius; Percy Jackson and the Olympians-PercyxAnnabeth, GroverxJuniper, PoseidonxSally, SallyxPaul, ClarissexChris, SelenexCharlie, ThaliaxLuke.
LIFE AMBITION: To be a lawyer
Bella: Am I Pretty?
Bella: Am I Fat?
Edward: Yes, of course
Bella: Do You Want To Be With Me Forever?
Bella: Would You Cry If I Walked Away?
Bella had heard too much and needed to leave, as she turned to walk away
Edward: Your not pretty, Your beautiful
The only thing fat or big about you is your heart
I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever
And baby, I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I WOULD DIE!!
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
(i dnt hav a middle name. I'll use my mother's) Maria Tusculum
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Isabella (yeah. i named my cat after bella from twilight. Got a problem?)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
Am I more Girl or Tomboyish? Lets find out:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My mom. "Ok. Its Fine."
Where are you right now?
In front of my laptop.(duh!)
Look up, now look back. What did you see?
The flashing colors of my wall and ceiling.
What's the last thing you ate?
Rice, Beans, Gatorade, and Mole.(mole is pronounced mo-lay. its a Mexican dish, ok.)
What's your personality like?
Smart and School addicted. Love activities available at school, like sports and clubs. Just don't get on my bad side...
What was the last thing you thought?
God! This woman is trying to kill me. (i just got back from a 3 hour girls basketball practice.)
You have a million dollars. What do you do?
Buy the rights to Harry Potter and Twilight. Hehehe. I own Twilight. I own Harry Potter.
What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
Hmm...What is the next book I want to read?
What's it like being you?
Great. I'm smart. I have many friends. I do sports. I'm very involvde in school.
What are your thoughts on writing?
Writing is a way to express my thoughts. Its something that comes natural to me.
How tall are you?
5 feet 5 inches. I'm only 13.
What book are you currently reading?
Don't know yet. Ask me tomorrow when I'm on Chapter 3 on a random book from the library.
What music are you listening to?
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Msn.com and 1075theriver.com
What was the last thing you cooked?
Chocolate chip cookies. (i baked them. it still counts. cuz i cant cook. i burn water. i'll learn.)
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
A light purple. I think its called lilac. It matches my bed comforter and pillows.
Do you know who the governor of your state is?
Idk. Phil Bredeason? or something. Don't pay attention to Tennesse politics, much.
How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
Fanfiction, Fanfiction, and this really cool one called FANFICTION!
Have you ever been water-skiing?
No. I don't want to die a slow, watery death.
What is the weather like?
It was raining this morning.
Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
Nope. Staying home and chilling with my homies.
Bold the ones that fit you
Here's some random questions for you to ponder over...
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear why do they say pardon my English?
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!
OKAY GUYS, SCARY THING OVER!
~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901
I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obbsessive Cullen Disorder), OED (Obsessive Emmett Disorder), OVD (Obbsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder).
You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 92 year old, non-existent vampire named EMMETT CULLEN
"Join the Vampires; we have Emmett McCarthy Cullen."
Jasper's the Smartest,
I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
List your twelve favorite Twilight Characters in no particular order:
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
I do think I have.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
I don't roll like that, but Edward might tell you something.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Leah got Renneesme pregnant, I swear I'll die of laughter.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Maybe. If they were lesbian.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Jasper/Esme or Jasper/Carlisle. I think that I'd like to see Jasper and Esme more than Jasper/Carlisle. Athough I have nothing against gay people.
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?
If Jacob walked in on Leah and Rosalie making love...it be disturbing.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Esme is the smart new girl, with her brother Carlisle. Edward is the intelligent quarterback for the Forks High Football team. What happens when Edward starts slipping in his grades to make more time for practice, and his teacher assigns him a tutor, and that tutor is Esme, will sparks fly, or will Esme fall for another
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
Yes. But I like better Emmett with...ME!
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Fallen Tears, Broken Heart
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?
Bella? Would she ever do that? Are you implying something? EDWARD!!
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
No. But I might.
Esme would probably scream with great passion if you get her house messy, and make it a wreck.
16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?
Idk. What song fits Renneesme?
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Emmett doing something stupid to Leah and Alice, and they get a terrible revenge.
18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
I don't even want to think about that.
I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was
born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When
I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you
go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
If Jesus is your Savior, copy this onto your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Subject: one messed up sleepover>
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, hermione_cullen-.Vamp-wiz
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
One message: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
RIP Daddy's Little Cannibal!
RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1.What would you play at your funeral?
Down- Jay Sean ft Lil Wayne. (Yeah, down in the ground!)
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Memories in my eyes-Yiruma (Hm...never thought of thinking of memories in the morning.)
3. Your teacher is ...
In my place-Coldplay (ME the teacher and SHE'S the student. hehehe. songs not even about that. title's funny to this ?)
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
One Time-Justin Bieber (Yeah. We've got one time to get a good grade! =P!)
5. If you ever got a tattoo what would it say?
Soy egual que tu- Alexis y Fido I'm the same as you-Alexis and Fido (Wow! nice tattoo)
6. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
No Surprise-Daughtry (Um...surprise there.)
7. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Sunny Rain-Yiruma (aw...how nice of her. This is such a pretty song = P!)
8. How do you feel right now?
Falling-Yiruma (the title is appropriate if I was in gym! luv this song though!)
9. What's on your bedside table right now?
Goodbye-Kristina DeBarge (um...acctualey its breaking dawn and city of glass!)
10. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Kiss me thru the phone-Soulja Boy (awkward.)
11. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Unstoppable-Kat Deluna ft Lil Wayne (wow. my clothes are very fierce. hehehe!)
12. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Full Moon-The Black Ghosts (weird. twilight freak, so I had to have this on my iTunes!)
13. If you had to write a fanfic write now, what would it be called?
Sexy Movemento-Wisin y YandelSexy Movement-Wisin and Yandel (i don't do sexual fanfics acctualy. ew! but then again...where did renesmee come from?)
14. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
Bedrock-Young Money (i'm blushing. i wouldn't sing that. my friend Eric might though.)
15. Your life's theme song?
Two is Better Than One-Boys Like Girls ft Taylor Swift (aww...i thought my swift theme song was teardrops on my guitar. not no more!)
16. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Playing God-Paramore (wow. i was feeling that yesterday. creepy)
17. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
When You Look Me in the Eyes-Jonas Brothers (why would I jump of a building in the first place! cliffs are better. hehehe. new moon.)
18.Your motto is...:
Love Hurts-Yiruma (aw...this is s00000 true! creepy!)
19. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
When It Rains-Paramore (uh...sure I'll buy shoes, in Port Angeles, when it rains hehehe!)
20. What did you dream about tonight?
How to Save a Life-The Fray (sure...but who's life am I saving? Emmett? hehehe)
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
Who keeps your picture in his wallet,
Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
Who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
Who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Repost so the one you love will;
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
Who introduced you to the books?
Charlisa (MY BFFL)
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I borrowed them from Charlisa. Well actually...Iwas forced to read them by Charlisa! I thank her 4 that now!
Emmett, Edward, Bella.
Who's your favorite vampire?
EMMETT MCCARTHY CULLEN!!
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debate?" Breaking Dawn-Emmett Cullen
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
The Meadow. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb... BUT THERE ARE MANY MORE!!
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment
When Alice returns in New Moon, and when Bella's getting ready for her wedding.
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The New Born army battle.
Which book cover was your favorite?
New Moon. The flower was beautiful.
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
1. What if 4 and 8 got married?
That would be scary.
2. Do you think 9 and 13 would make a good couple?
Um, no. But...they are.. both...leaders. Ew.
3. What about 2 and 10?
Nope. But that pairing is common amongst us.
4. What if 1 and 5 killed 11?
Alice and Emmett? Would they do that? YES! Poor Leah. They finally had enough.
5. What if 10 bit 3?
Jasper would kill Jacob cause of his venom, then Nessie would kill Jasper. Bella too.
6. What if 6 bit 12?
Rosalie can't stand the smell of werewolf, why would she ite one??
7. What if 7 bit 14?
Well, she has been known to like the taste of werewolf. Mainly Jacob.
8. Do you think 2 is hot?
Maybe...=P! Emmett's better though!
9. What if 5 and 9 got a hammer and beat 3 to death?
Carlisle's not like that. Maybe Alice would if Jacob really got on here nerves.
10. What if 2 and 9 had a baby named 6?
Um, okay, that would be kind of...scary.
11. What if 6 and 1 killed each other?
But their mates. Why would Emmett kill Rosalie? To be with me! =P!
12. Is 5 hot?
No. I don't role like that. Go ask Jasper. She is preety thought!
13. What if 13 and 4 got married?
But what about Emily??
14. Is 8 hot?
She's pretty. Go ask Carlisle that.
15. What if 3 and 9 went to the bookstore and read Twilight and realized that 10 and 7 were actually magical unicorns?
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
First Day At School
Making Your New Best Friend
Falling In Love
Death Of A Close Friend
Getting Back Together
Birth Of A Child