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Author has written 33 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hi there :) Welcome to my profile. There's only a few things you need to know about me: I try to update my stories whenever I get the chance, but I procrastinate. A LOT. If I don't update for a while and you start to wonder if I died, don't worry, I'm just being lazy XD Thanks for reading, your reviews make it all worth while ;)

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Kiss with a Fist

After Naruto is captured by the newly reformed Akatsuki, Sakura has no choice but to go after him. Now labeled a missing nin and on the run from Konoha ANBU, she finds herself being rescued by the one man she can't stand; Uchiha Sasuke. She'd rather he just get lost, but Sasuke had plans to return to Konoha and his two best friends, which isn't possible without both of them there waiting for him. The two have no choice but to work together to find Naruto, though it could possibly be the death of them.

-Adventure/Romance. Some humor. Sasusaku.

Fool Academy

Broke. That's what Sakura is. Flat. BROKE. Unable to find a summer job and needing the money for a car, she resorts to using one of Ino's hairbrained ideas: Start a summer class teaching total dorks how to become the perfect casanova. But these 'dorks' aren't what they seem, and they're offering up a bet that's too good to be true; If Sakura can keep from falling for any one of them until school starts up again, they'll pay for her car in full.

Official Summary: So hi. My name is Sakura and I'll be your teacher this class. By the time summer is over you'll be transformed from complete dorks to sexy casanovas with the ability to get any girl you desire, and I'll have enough money to buy myself a car. Any questions? "Yeah, um, what if the girl we want is you?"

-Romance/Humor. Not sure of the final couple yet. This will most likely be a oneshot, though.

Break the Ice

"Sakura, you're going to join the Konoha Leaves BOYS hockey team!" Sure, Tsunade. 'Cause having a bunch of hockey players trying to get in my pants will TOTALLY help me with my figure skating routines. SakuMulti.

OHOHOHO. Can you say 'epic threeshot?' This is going to be long, funny, and romantic. MultiSaku.

Sakura's outfit in Break the Ice

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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tomboy to Princess by Princess Kairi98 reviews
Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,051 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/3/2018 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H.
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,286 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Love and in War by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. The first time I met Prince Sasuke was the night he saved my life. I never thought I would see him again, and I certainly never expected to fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,058 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,115 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Innocent Seduction by SliceOfLife reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,318 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Uchiha Fraud by Cinma reviews
AU. Their marriage was a hoax meant to deceive the Uchiha matriarch, but why does Sakura suddenly feel as if she's doing more than just playing house with Uchiha Sasuke? Medical school really wasn't worth the trouble. SasuSaku. Minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,609 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Night Stand by the freak down the street reviews
Tenten just wanted to let loose. She didn't expect that the one time she decides to kill her liver and have a one night stand, it would be with a blasé psycho with hair longer than hers. "So, when do you think is an acceptable date to be wed?" "EXCUSE ME?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Tenten, Neji H.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,994 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mall Love birds by Secretly-Nerdy reviews
Ino and Sakura have a sleep over, then go to the mall, then meet a person. Summary is gay, story is good. The writing improves throughtout the story. REVIEW I feel bad for not updating in a while
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Deidara, Sakura H.
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 5,212 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Legendary Three by WhiteSnakeRebirth reviews
Ever wondered what really happened between them? When did the sannin began to walk their separate paths? Embark on Jiraiya's pervy adventures, the death of Orochimaru's parents, and Tsunade's crush on...who? Pairings included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
SugarBabes by Ryu-Nom reviews
Sakura works at her godmother's cafe, met hot guys that are completely cuckoo for coco puffs over her, a fact which she despises. Is it because they won't leave her alone? Probably. "My lips are chapped, would you make them moist again, Sakura-chan?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,129 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
I Will Break You! by kisukebenihime reviews
MadSaku. Uchiha Corp just hired a new secretary for one of their sellers. Funny thing is, Madara doesn’t want one. Sakura’s ‘no-nonsense’ attitude just has to work; it has to! Watch the sparks fly as the two dominate personalities clash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,040 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Happy Hunter Games: Everbean Style by MaddieMary reviews
Katnit Everbean is shocked when she finds herself a tribute in the 74th Hunter Games with Peetal Mellurk. A parody of The Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Katniss E.
Nightmare Come True by Wings-of-Sapphire reviews
Sakura Haruno had an Inner. An Inner who made her have dreams that she didn't want to have. And now to get her Inner to stop so she can go back to normal, she must live through these dreams, that involve shirtless men, and S-class criminals. Oh joy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,501 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sakura H.
Masquerade by ohgoditsbriony reviews
She will follow the White Rabbit. She will fall in love with the Mad Hatter. She will kill the Queen of Hearts. But fairytales don't always have a Happily Ever After and she doesn't believe in her Once Upon a Time. —Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,997 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 8,773 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Polka Dot Pajamas by doodlebug720 reviews
One by one, they all managed to fall in love with a girl who came to school in polka dot pajamas. Sakucentral
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sakura H.
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
khlorophorm kisses by sarsaparillia reviews
AU. There is Nnoitra and there is Neliel and there is name-calling. Very mature. — "I am going to break your face."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Nnoitra G., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
One night stand by shark-demon-luv reviews
She never planed to get pregnant with his child but she was too drunk to think about what was happening and just went on with it. 7 1/2 months later she finds herself in front of him asking for help. Will things go smoothly between them?Warning OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Mr Brightside by Lillypop414 reviews
I was on my bike. Yep. The Harley. I was so in the moment until I realized that I was reeving a silver bell, and the wind blowing my hair was Naruto using Sasuke's hairdryer set on cool. "WHEN IS IT MY TURN, SAKURA-CHAN!" I need a life. SxS AU -HAITUS-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,804 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Kunoichi Diaries: Senior Year by Yui Korero reviews
Sakura, Temari, Ino, Tenten and Hinata each write entries in a small blue diary... and I stole it! SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, KibaIno, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
H&H Designs by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga are top clothes designers in Japan. Somewhere along the way they attract the attention of some old highschool gang...the Akatsuki. NO LONGER HIATUS! NaruxHina and U DECIDE SAKURA'S ULTIMATE FATE...love/hate relationships!XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Everyone Needs A Good Map by Chibiaddicted reviews
Sakura was usually so good with directions…at least she thought so until she ended up in the middle of Akatsuki territory. Now she’s surrounded by eight handsome men who want more than just the feisty Haruno’s medical abilities… SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Knights in Shining Armor by Tsuki479 reviews
Sakura's cousin, Karin, has her everything- her love, friends and parents trust. But when she had nothing, she met some weird people that made her world upsidedown. HIGHSCHOOL FIC. / Sakucentric / Sakura centric / Sakura Multiple / Sakumultiple /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6058 - Favs: 10,464 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Strangers Always Have the Best Candy by Eternal Grey reviews
Sasori thought it'd be easy to get 6 year old Sakura to go home with him if he said he had candy... well he was wrong. Kidnapping Sakura is like trying to nab a smart lil munchkin that doesn't know what's going on but just wants to laugh at you. SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Drunken Mad Ninja Skills by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura is drunk and decides to go through an alley to get home. Soon a guy shows up and in defense she busts out with her mad ninja skills. This would work is she was only a ninja... SasorixSakura SasoSaku SakuSaso SakuraxSasori
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by Akaihanabira reviews
Her life morphs into a wicked tale as Orihime finds herself captivated by a man who’s cursed turning into a vile beast at night. To regain her freedom, she must break the curse before the rose gave away its last petal. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,488 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Condom Flavors by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke, have you ever read the book Hänsel und Gretel? It's about this really pretty boy named Sasuke that follows a bunch of tomatoes into the beautiful and sexy Sakura's kitchen. And, well...let's leave the rest to your imagination."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If This is Hell Then Heaven Must Be Indescribable by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
He wouldn't admit it, when she clearly saw the red glow highlighted under his covered face. She tried over and over again to get the truth out of him, when she came to one conclusion: "I Sakura Haruno, will make Itachi Uchiha blush" rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Clipped Wings by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppet Master of Life by Camyza reviews
They thought he was dead, boy were they dead wrong. He is set on making Sakura a human puppet and nothing will stop him to do so. Not even the one who had disappeared in her world before he came into the picture. Watch out Sakura, Sasori is back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Dating Game by the blanket reviews
[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 633 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Break the Ice reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Heartbound reviews
Sasuke's thoughts as Sakura walks down the aisle towards his former best friend. ::narusaku/sasusaku::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fear of Falling reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
The Teaching Game reviews
When Sakura decided to host a summer class teaching total dorks how to become real casanovas, she never expected them to fall in love with her. But then again, they never expected to have such a pretty teacher. "So what day are we going to learn about making out, Sakura-sensei?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H.
No Strings Attached reviews
And then he kissed her, fast and hard, and Sakura had no chance to argue because she was lost in his kiss and his hands were all over her body and under her camisol and unbuttoning her jeans and-dear god, what were his fingers DOING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Caller IDK reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Taming the Beast reviews
"Sakura, take off your clothes." Damn Sasuke, way to get straight to the point...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miss Vanity reviews
Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Road Less Traveled reviews
"YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!" "No, I didn't. You kicked my tree and I fell out of it. You just happened to be blocking the ground at that precise moment." In which Sasuke wants Sakura and Sakura wants an ice pack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissy Face reviews
"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tripping on Air reviews
Rose and Scorpius: two forces that, when put together, could make a bigger explosion then a polyjuice potion gone wrong. When they're paired together as potions partners, will feelings implode?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Balls Out reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Cupid reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Wanted reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
No Touchy reviews
/Go to hell, Iwa/ She was the class president, he was the town panty-chaser. They were never meant to be, but they still found a way to screw with fate. /Only if I can bring you with me, Haruno/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Triumphanator reviews
/I am Naruto, hear me roar! That's right, Sasuke. Sakura loves me and you are but a puddle of mud beneath my feet. WHOSE THE MAN?/ In which Naruto uses his brain, Sakura is a kind and caring girl and Sasuke is unconscious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prince Charmless reviews
In which Sakura is a damsel and Deidara is in distress. Requested by SaRaInLove!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
I Do reviews
"Go shove your face between a hungry Naruto and a bowl of ramen, you prick." At the time, marrying her had seemed like a good idea. Now Shikamaru was wondering what exactly he had gotten himself into. Birthday fic for Cream-Dream17!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Encore reviews
If there is a god out there, please let me wake up from this nightmare. Ryuu Tsubasa, the absolute greatest singer in the world, is Sasuke Uchiha, AKA the nerd who sits behind me in chemistry class and flicks spitballs at the back of my head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whose Sushi is it Anyway? reviews
Because nobody messed with Deidara's spicy tuna, and he'd be damned before he let some little pink haired kunoichi become the exception to that. Request from shark-demon-luv.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Four Letters, One Word reviews
"If you hate me so much, channel that anger. Get stronger, and the next time we meet prove that you weren't worth leaving. Try and kill me, Sakura." He never imagined she would take those words to heart. Requested by BlackHeartofIce.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sex 101 reviews
Because Sakura needed to learn it sooner or later, and who better to teach her than the master himself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Between the Lines reviews
Sasuke had never been very perceptive of people, especially when it came to Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Sauce & Handcuffs reviews
"So, Itachi, I've been told you're dating Kisame-sempai. How's the sex?" Itachi never was good at just letting things go. Sakura Haruno was about to learn the hard way how to keep her big mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cherry Poppin' reviews
Because if there was one thing Sakura was sure of, it was that a shinobi trusted his penis more than his instincts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Pucker Up reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Potential Employee reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Speed Dating reviews
Sasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Your Man reviews
All she wanted was a night out on the town. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you have drunk S-Class ninjas trying to get in your pants...SakuAkatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Parental Control reviews
Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Off The Press reviews
All Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete