Author has written 11 stories for Inuyasha, Invader Zim, Megamind, Xiaolin Showdown, Transformers/Beast Wars, Stuart Little, and Naruto.
I am Sakiko of soleana
and this is my profile.
here is reality:
life is random and so am I!HAHAHAHAHA!!
Age: 21 (Yay legal drinking age)
Name: Im not giving away my real name so Im just going to go with Sakiko.
Nick name: Saiko
I am a Jehovah's Witness. There are many on Fanfiction and we are respectable people, I just wanted to point that out. So please don't make any offensive remarks about our beliefs please.
Fav Movies: Waking life, Animal farm, The object of my affection, Ever after, Princes bride, Treasure planet, Fantastic planet, watership down, kick-ass, Juno, Madagascar one and two, Cars, Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs, what the bleep do we know, Toy story trilogy, red vs blue seasons one through nine, of mice and men, grapes of wrath, Coraline, nightmare before christmas, Sweeny Todd, Corpse Bride, James and the giant Peach, Lion king, Romeo and Juliet: the modern version, the phantom of the opera and the list goes on.
Fav Books: Bible, Eragon, Animal farm, series of unfortunate events, Tuesdays with morrie, the bluest eye (sad), the old man and the sea, the crucible (pissed me off), Poor richard's almanac, Coraline, Ouran highschool host club, oncooking,greatest man, watership down, "testimonio cabal" del reino de dios, Skip Beat!, and the list goes on as well.. just any manga, or book i can get my hands on.
"I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!"- steven wright
"Have you ever walked into a room... and you don't know why you went in there?" - George carlin.
So yeah, my name is Sakiko, some people have a habbit of calling me Saiko here in Fanfiction.com ( i don't know why tho)
well i am not much of a writer as you can see, i enjoy reading many fanfictions and writing some on my own time.
so i have written about four sories in total.
WORKS IN PROGRESS AND PLANS FOR STORIES:
Where you can see what I'm up to and what I have planned for future fanfics and such!
The first being Tools for problem solving which is just the random things that happen in my life enterpreted with random characters from random shows, stories and movies. The story in itself is on permanent HIATUS (maybe) since it's something I started and then posted when I was young(er) and doesn't really have an ending...well...
Origin, which sadly has not had any success but i am proud of doing it, hopefully i will re-write it(when I'm not lazy)
Behind the Little Door is currently one of my most popular stories so far, it is a mixture of coraline and invader Zim.
Punch Club is in development is a story that is a mix of Fight Club and Megamind. This one is going to be re-written
District Zim is going to be another movie adaptation. Invader Zim and District nine (Work in progress)
Blue planet will be a Megamind and Fantastic planet crossover maybe, or with a mix of red vs blue, who knows.
Mother of three- Optimus finds something odd while on patrol and never did he suspect that he would take care of it and it's three little creations.
Wrecker- Breakdown is tired of being treated like a bad guy.
The Small Kingdom- AU: what if Project Predicon's termination did not go all the way through?
Nobility- All Starscream wanted was the best for the decepticon kingdom, his daughter only wanted her freedom.
Nemesis is going to be a the story of Titanic with Transformers prime (Maybe)
Seeker and the Wrecker is going to be a definite It's going to happen. The story is Bulkhead and Starscream are stuck in a cave in and learn more about each other and settle in an interesting friendship.
Express October Something that I'm kind of working where the decepticons and wheeljack have turned human, along with a total sex change...or is it?
Inception is going to be Inception(duh) with Xiaolin characters(also a maybe)
The Way Back is going to be a story of How to train your dragon (books and movie) with the actual movie the Way Back with a bit of a twist
The Singer is going to be a Phantom of the opera thing with a female hiccup from How to train your dragon (currently drafted and a work in progress)
Spicers Secrets and Secrets of Jack Spicer is a fiction that I adopted from Deviantartsbiglover. I'm proud of the new one I created, and I am in love with the original (I'm still working on this one)
L.O.E.N. or League Of Extraordinary Nobodies is going to be part two of Secrets of Jack Spicer, where we find out what Project H.O.S.T. really is. (mixture of Xiaolin showdown and Red vs Blue)
The Little one is my transformers fic in which Starscream fearsome former second in command of the decepticons has suddenly turned sparkling and is being fussed over by the Autobots. Sadly, things are not always what they seem. (work in progress)
Red Band Society is also a late one where the story takes place in an Alternate Universe, a mix of Transformers and Las Pulseras Rojas it is a work in progress as well.
Little Snowbells is based off of Stuart Little, this is going to be a winter special! YEAH! written for Anthonyangrywolf (I'm sorry if i got your name wrong) This story is based off of Snowbells childhood and his interaction with the Littles. IT SHALL BE CUTE!
Asylum-This is something that I really really really REEEEAAAAAAAALLY want to work on, it's a story that is a StarscreamxHeatwave. It's gonna be awesome.
Song of the spark-This is going to be a DreadwingxStarscream story that I'm going to work on.
A Little Peace/Earthbound- An Avengers AU that I really want to work on for Loki who has been banished to earth (not that original I know) but after a sudden turn of events, Loki finds herself (HA HA genderbend! got ya there didn't I?) trying to make the best of things and finding some peace in her life.
Break it down- Breakdown is tired of being called a bad guy.
The Impossible-"Nothing on this earth is greater than the human spirit"-Jack Spicer. When Jack and his family leave on vacation for christmas in order to escape their busy lives... but the impossible happens, changing the lives of thousands.
Tower- Avengers AU "Who is the monster and who is the man?" "Keep her in a place where no one else can see,""Care for her, and take her in as your own."
Well that's all im letting you know. Sure some of these are just Ideas. But you never know when I'll get to them.
thanks for checking out my profile,
Sakiko of Soleana
May all of you authors grow and prosper.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Girls Don't Realize These Things
The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills.
I am that girl,
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
You're a 90's kid if:
REMEMBER WHEN ..
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
30 things to do in an elevator!
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Make farm animal noises
26. Start talking to the wall
27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it
28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac
29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.
30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a manic
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you have an argument with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you talk to yourself in public then laugh when everyone stares at you. Crazy is somehow putting a tractor on the roof. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
B is for the blue and orange Decepticon, that is adored by fangirls and boys alike.
R is for really awesome hammer, because nobody can hear the phrase “Hammer Time” without thinking of you.
E is for Energon, yours, which was spilt by the servos of Airachnid.
A is for Arch-Nemesis, the wreaker Bulkhead that you hated so much.
K is for Knockout, your partner with whom you had a bromance.
D is for Dues Ex Machina, the episode where you kicked Bulkheads butt.
O is for optic, the one that you lost at the hands of M.E.C.H., which made you more attractive.
W is for wicked sweet, because even the way you got killed was awesome.
N is for never, which is the time when we will forget you