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Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13364 - Favs: 7,437 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10218 - Favs: 5,257 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked Indelibly by dreaminginnorweigen reviews
For 4 years they've been "the tattoo guy" and "the florist" to one another. When their paths finally converge can he help her heal from a painful past? Can she him? Em/R surrounded by a mixed cast of characters. Edward on call for comic relief. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,528 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8506 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3531 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Getty Romance by rinabina reviews
It would be impossible for Bella to love anything more than her job at the J Paul Getty museum. That is, until a handsome, bronze-haired, fine suit-ed young man breezes through her gallery. A love story within the walls of a museum. E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hammer and a Nail by DTS Guru reviews
Sometimes the wolf chooses an imprint that surprises everyone. The pairing seems completely wrong on the surface. But as the two strive to make their relationship work, will they find the wolf knew what he was doing after all? Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,069 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22903 - Favs: 14,156 - Follows: 10,630 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,178 - Follows: 8,402 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3579 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14408 - Favs: 7,360 - Follows: 5,298 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Player to be Named Later by TheHeartOfLife reviews
Love is a combination of quantum physics, molecular attraction & timing, right? Two people, brought together by fluke or divine intervention sticking true to the old cliché – you have to play 1 day at a time. A FGB novella by TheHeartOfLife & hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 6,149 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by Lillybellis reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8180 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,422 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,040 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009