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Joined 07-09-09, id: 2001875, Profile Updated: 03-14-13
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight.

I am dallying with fanfic again. And dieting. And divorcing. That's pretty much what I've been up to. I also work far too much.

Fav Quote: I'll think about it tomorrow -Scarlet O'Hara

PS: Robert Pattinson is my favorite color.

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A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9335 - Favs: 9,423 - Follows: 11,320 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Here in the Garden of Sin by ooza reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20325 - Favs: 13,523 - Follows: 5,553 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Runaway Train by TwilightMomofTwo reviews
It's been nearly 3 years since Edward left. That long, happy life he envisioned for Bella didn't quite happen. Can he save her from the abyss when he finds her destitute, broken and addicted to drugs? NM AU, EPOV/BPOV, adult themes. Charity fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward, Bella
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6217 - Favs: 4,694 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5075 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3358 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Don't Break, We Bend by LyricalKris reviews
When the man who's supposed to love them hurts them, and the people who are supposed to save them won't listen, it falls on their shoulders to not just survive, but save each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,256 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14381 - Favs: 15,966 - Follows: 8,488 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2994 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5716 - Favs: 6,623 - Follows: 3,747 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Equines and Delirium by Evil Black Poppies reviews
"He pressed his sweaty forehead against mine. Stroking back his tangled damp hair, I whispered, 'It's okay. We're okay.' He let out a broken cry. 'It's okay Edward.' Fierce emeralds met my eyes, 'It's not.'" AU-AH OOC dark themes CITRUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,971 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paper Flower by einfach mich reviews
Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,456 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Transcendence by TwilightMomofTwo reviews
Edward realized in NM that he couldn't live without Bella. Forces previously unleashed are again threatening Bella's life. He must do everything he can to keep her safe - from the menace lurking in the shadows, and himself. This is Eclipse expanded. EPOV. On Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 273,959 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4436 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pain on Pain by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,544 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
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Fearful Symmetry reviews
Edward is a vampire monk who has vowed to deny himself all the pleasures of human flesh. Bella is a free spirit with secrets in her past. Edward has been sworn to protect her from a looming evil. Can he keep his own evil at bay to fulfill his duties? Tiger, tiger, burning bright, In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry? E&B, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,554 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
Mea Maxima Culpa reviews
Dr. Isabella Swan is tightly in control of her life until she is assigned hypersexual patient Edward Cullen. Step into their therapy sessions and find out who ends up treating who. ENTRY FOR TASTE OF THE FORBIDDEN II CONTEST. 1ST PLACE JUDGE'S PICK, 2ND PLACE WINNER PUBLIC VOTE, WINNER FOR MOST IRRESISTIBLE EDWARD AND DIRTIEST DIRTY TALK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 291 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Model Behavior reviews
REPOST: Edward Cullen's famous body of work is admired by women the world over. What happens when he meets our girl Bella, PA to her BFF Jacob, at an industry mixer?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sheltering Sky reviews
Four years since Edward left Bella in the woods, they meet by chance on a lonely, snowy highway. Is love alive? Canon E&B. AU New Moon. EPOV. ***CHARITY FIC***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Immortal Beloved reviews
'My thoughts go out to you, my Immortal Beloved, waiting to learn whether or not fate will hear us. I can live only wholly with you or not at all.' Newborn vampire Bella stumbles through the centuries to unlock what has happened to Edward. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,804 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All the Wild Horses reviews
In her suffocating small hometown, Bella Swan meets widowed Edward Cullen. Can she pull him from the depths of his grief? Is there enough of him left to soothe her clawing loneliness? AUAH E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,119 - Reviews: 6694 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Traveling Soldier reviews
'I cried...never gonna hold the hand of another guy. Too young for him, they told her, Waitin' for the love of a travelin' soldier. Our love will never end.' E&B part of FGB comp for Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All of Me reviews
'These wounds won't seem to heal. This pain is just too real. There's just too much that time cannot erase.' Does Bella still have all of Edward? AUAH, Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
The Rain Season, bits and pieces! reviews
Just bits and pieces for The Rain Season.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6103 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Song reviews
She was his, and when he left, he took more than himself away from her. She never moved on, and lived a quiet anonymity; until one afternoon she turned on the radio, and heard her very own love song. FGB auction win. AHAU E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 184 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Penny reviews
In the sultry summer heat, Bella finds a dirty penny. Can she expect more in exchange from the person who finds her? One Shot written for the Fun With Your Clothes On Contest. AUAH E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rain Season reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Wake AKA Surrender the Booty reviews
When Bella's ship is captured by pirates, only one name whispers through her mind...Red Rum Cullen. Rated M for lemons of a pirate nature, violence of a bloodthirsty variety, and general rum drinking, whoring, and filthy pirate talk. Aye aye Cap'n!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 340 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Secure Entrance reviews
What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 140 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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