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Joined 07-10-09, id: 2002144, Profile Updated: 12-30-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Eat.

Pray.

And Eat Again.


I'm baaaaaaaaaaack

You better be scared.

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a n t h o l o g y by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
o79: Today, I went on my first date with my longtime crush. When I kissed his cheek, my face tingled. I thought it was from giddiness. Instead, it was me having an allergic reaction to his cologne. My face now looks like a baboon's behind. FML.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 254,180 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unspeakables by evenstar1791 reviews
Sakura's always hated slavery-to the point that she uses almost all of the money her parents give her to campaign against it. But what will she do now that her parents have forced her to get a slave? Adult Themes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bubblegum by ill0gical reviews
With her Barbie doll best friend dating the school's heartthrob, and her pixie of a best friend progressing her crush on Konoha High's class clown, Sakura feels that she's content. That is, until Mr and Mrs. Perfect's dramatic break-up. Uhm, help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,387 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Wisteria Blues by Azure Serenity reviews
Books were her friends, charcoal & ink her allies, music her escape and photography her outlet. So... what was he?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,822 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Serendipity by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
It's a hard road to fame, especially when your in love with the competition. When you have to choose happiness or security, love or friendship, and fun or safety, when the one thing that guides you is the music you're losing. AU: SS,NH,KI,NT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,302 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Miss Concepcion by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU He approached Sakura and sat beside her on the bed and took her hand in his. "Just… be careful next time." He said with a faint blush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Darkness by e v i l - m u f f i n - 8 reviews
Sasuke let out a breath; something close to a sigh. "I've achieved my goal. Itachi is dead. If Konoha wishes me dead as well then so be it."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,538 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It's Going to be a Crimson Christmas by Uchiha Ryken reviews
This is a series of SasuSaku Christmas stories, with each chapter being an "era" of Sasuke and Sakura's lives. Ages 7, 11, 12, 15, 16, 18, 20. Mostly nonlinear with some deeper themes running through, and a lot of silly romance. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,977 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Beyond This Illusion by Vampirette Knight reviews
Post-canon. It isn't always about helping someone to love you, but about helping someone who you love. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,133 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Taint Me by Panic Abandon reviews
A desperate Sakura attempts to hinder Sasuke Uchiha's intentions of escaping the village. What will happen when he suddenly takes her as a hostage? A/U among other things...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reaper Like Me by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
What the-? Stabbed, shot, broken bones, bloodloss, hypothermia and drowning." said the amused blonde behind the counter "What hasn't he done?" Sakura shrugged and replied "I'm surprised nothing tried to eat him." SasuSaku NaruHina and many more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,621 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I wouldn't need you by When Snow Melts Away reviews
After seeing how well Usui takes care of her daughter, Ayuzawa's mom decides to send her live with him while renovations are undertaken at their house! Rated M 'cause there's an 'M' in leMon lol
Maid Sama! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui - Complete
Damn Creature of Light by ShauHAZL reviews
We all know how Sunako and Kyouhei get into the cutest and most awkwardest situations ever. Sucks to be them but more fun for us! Kyouhei x Sunako K for small amounts of swearing
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,130 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N.
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
White Lingerie and Marshmallows by heynonnynonny reviews
He's got his fan club. But now, so does Sakura. And in the interest of personal safety, Sasuke needs a girlfriend for a day. It's White Day in Konoha and shenanigans will be had. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
love colored chalk by A.Rose.Love reviews
sakuraxsasuke: colored chalk, a giraffe with a peace sign, best friends, and maybe a kiss or two. some people call it love, but whatever it is, its painted with rainbow chalk; "just kiss me you idiot,'-sakura; who knew chalk dust was that cute?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Super Team Seven by Cranberry Octopus reviews
The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
knight in pitch black armor by A.Rose.Love reviews
He'd be there any minute, looking every bit the god she knew he was. Her knight in pitch black armor. Uchiha Sasuke. "You baby me all the time," she murmured. "Hey," he said softly "someone has to", and then his lips met hers again that day. sasukexsakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hell High by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
For dark1408 AUOOC SasuSaku - From Konoha Private HS to Oto Public HS. Sakura is labeled as Konoha Princess by the students of Oto - not as a term of endearment but sheer mockery. "I need a freakin' Prince in this hell hole!" "Hn. Will a Knight do?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ice cream Trolley by Chocolate133 reviews
Mature Material, you are warned! A short story of Hinata/Kakashi during a hot, summer's day; what happens when Kakashi decides to get some ice cream?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
That's Amore by africana reviews
What makes you so sure I want to go out with you?" Sakura asked, an angry glare beginning to form. His smile grew wider and he placed his left hand on her shoulder. "What woman doesn't want to go out with me?" AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bittersweet lullaby by s2CherryBlossoms2 reviews
Lullabies are meant to help you sleep but lullabies can also be form of saying goodbye..."Sasuke...it's not goodbye...it's see you later" Sasusak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink Hair by existence555 reviews
A young Sasuke discusses his desired living situation for himself and Sakura with his mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Trick by ToTaLy-WeIrD-aNd-PROUD reviews
Sasuke fell in love? With WHO?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Countdown by Vanity-chan reviews
For 30 kisses. "And you know, for you, I'd bleed myself dry." The countdown to the tragic love story has already begun. It sort of piled up quietly, little by little, just like the snow. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink and Blue by Michiko Kaori reviews
She was pink, he was blue. Perfect. And yet so terribly wrong. “Why won’t you give us a chance…?” She cried. Smirk. “Because you’ll be the death of me, I swear.” And Uchihas were always right. Full sum inside. Better than it sounds, I think. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Knit Them Together by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Sakura Haruno is too annoying," Sasuke muttered to himself. Of course it was his fault though; it was his head she wouldn't get out of. A SasuSaku Christmas story
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Sasuke by sasusaku779 reviews
A fluffy one-shot full of Sasu-saku! sasu/saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Superstitious, Just a Little Stitious by Xmarksthespot reviews
Likes me...likes me NOT? AGAIN?" Sakura screamed. A chuckle. Did she say that...a little too loud? "Sasuke-kun..Ohayo?" Oh no...did he hear the part where she screamed to the world that she wasn't over him? SasuxSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl With the Pink Hair by Xmarksthespot reviews
He sits there, years later and thinks about his past, his home, his best friend, his teacher and the girl who's name he's forgotten. SasuxSaku Oneshot R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's a Promise by BelieveForMe reviews
[You are my boyfriend now!] [Whats a boyfriend? You mean a friend thats a boy?] [You know, thats excatly what I said...] [Is there a word called girlfriend then?] [I think so...] [You'll be my girlfriend then.] SasuxSaku, Preschool style. Fluffyness, Duh!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,643 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Touch like Magic by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku? oneshot: He broke her heart. He left her, for THIS? This plain looking ordinary girl?... But then, with one look. One touch. Everything about the girl changed. That’s when... She knew, She could never compare...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Graffiti by Yummei of the Dream reviews
[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Princess Dreams reviews
AU. "It's a good thing you don't love me back, Sasuke-kun." He wanted to ask why. "Because if you break my heart, I don't think I'll ever be able to use it again."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stranger Danger reviews
Maybe she was just unlucky; Naruto just had to be the biggest idiot in the world, it just had to snow when she was indecent, she just had to be beside that puddle when that car passed by. Even still, Sakura just had to squeal on her way to Ino's. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Melvin reviews
In which Sakura talks about dresses, boobs and coffee to the only man around. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink, Red and, maybe, Blue reviews
AU "It's not that I don't like Valentine's Day; I'm just sending letters to the president about eliminating the damn day. BTW, I'm sending love letters; so, I'm not completely against it."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rose Among The Thorns reviews
You know what Shakespeare said, "Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust within them. Lucky for you, got all three down." I snort. Did he just say thrust within them? Bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Compatibility Test Sucks reviews
AU "And unlike you, Uchiha, I actually accept the fact that I'm a woman..." Sakura and Sasuke. Sasuke and Sakura. One couldn't just be said without the other...My first story. Please read...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,932 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Open Up, Sakura reviews
Sasuke just wants her to try it. Slight OOC. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete