Relden Calder
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Joined 07-10-09, id: 2002368, Profile Updated: 07-03-12
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This one is Relden Calder. Salutations to all who have stumbled across this corner of the net.

When I'm not flailing around looking for something to do, I write stories. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they aren't. The good stories are given the privilege and responsibility of representing me, both on this page, and on the internet at large.
I hope you find them enjoyable to read. Even if you don't, please respect that some people do.

I've signed up for National Novel Writing Month. Let's do this thing.


If all the world's a stage, someone should fire the casting director.

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Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 339,126 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 479,112 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2005
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 458 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Life on Thedas by Hazza137 reviews
A young man awakens on the field of Ostagar, apparently transported from another world. Joining the Warden, he must face danger at every turn - and learn to separate fiction from reality. F!Cousland/Alistair and OC/Morrigan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,422 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Cousland, Alistair
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is off the ship, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's command. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but Garrus isn't sure mutiny is the answer. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah, Jacob T. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10096 - Favs: 12,181 - Follows: 5,044 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
False Memories reviews
What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,297 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 6h ago - Published: 9/8/2011