Author has written 8 stories for Newsies, Stand By Me, and Lost Boys.
Hey! I bet your pretty familiar with the awkward turtle thing, ya know where you put one hand on top of the other and move your thumbs around like a weird little turtle. Well, now I am going to show you how to do the awkward quail. I want to tell you something. I MADE THIS UP!!! Yes, I am the creative genius behind this masterpiece. Anyhow, you do it like this:
1. If you have ever seen a picture of a quail, they have a little dangly thing on top of their head. I have no idea what it’s called so I call it the little dangly thing. Well, you take your hands, hopefully you have two of them. And you put them on top of your head.
2. Next, you take your pointer fingers and cross them.
3. And then you bend them. Like when the kid from the Shining bends his when he screams “REDRUM!!!”
4. After you do that you should have mastered the awkward quail.
Now remember if you do this in front of your friends be sure to give credit to the awkwardest quail of all, me.
Now, on with my profile!
My birth name is Towanda , but I prefer to go by Jodi. Not really! Seriously it's just Jodi.
Do you see my profile picture? It is a baby quail. Isn't he adorable??? I like to call him my little baby quaily poo.
If you’re a newsie freak like I am then my newsie name is Runaround.
I absolutely adore hoho’s not the con artist dessert swiss rolls.
My fanfiction friends are AMAZINGGGG!!!!
I like to live on the edge so i eat my poptarts raw :P
My hobies include slaying vampires, eating mashed potatoes, and being a hobo.
I love Blondie and Taylor Swift along with a whole bunch of other musician people but I won’t list all of those because I am extremely lazy.
I despise Twilight or any form of sparkly vampire flesh. I do however like Lost Boys vampires. They are real vampires I tell you, REAL!!
I’m a sorta hick. Ya know like “GIT ‘ER DONE!” people. Yeah, well, I have my moments.
My newsie story Song of the South placed 2nd in the funniest category and 1st place in the fantasy category in the NYNA!!! Yay! Now my mother will finally love me!
P.S This probably has a bunch of grammar mistake type things, yeah, well I don’t give a poop. So feel free to complain to me so that I can do nothing about it.
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