Don't Talk Shit About Total
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IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN TO ME CLICK HERE: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Dont_Talk_Shit_About_Total/2002929/

This account is created for badfic-dealing-with purposes. If you don't like what I said about your horrid JB wet dream, shove it because I don't care. It is actually rather funny what I get in return for a simple "Your fic violates the rules"

Your fic violates Total's rules you get a flame.

FanFiction.Net Content Guidelines:


Version: 11-20-2008

The chapter system is not to be used as placeholder for non-story content such as author notes. You can add short author notes to the beginning or at the end of stories but never as individual chapters.

FanFiction.Net is not an archive for non-fanfiction literary works. Please visit FictionPress.com to publish your non-fanfiction literary works.

Do not upload chapters, series, or segments of a story as separate entries. In order to submit a 5 chapter story, for example, use the 'Create Story' page to submit chapter 1, and then use the 'Edit/Upload chapter' feature in the left menu, after login, to submit chapters 2 through 5.

Entries not allowed:

Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, and etc. One or two liners. MST: comments inserted in between the flow of a copied story. Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors, musicians, and etc.(coughJonasBrothersficcough)
Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc. Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.

Actions not allowed:

Multiple entries of the same material. There can only be one copy of any unique story on the entire site. No exceptions. Rewriting names of characters/locations of one story in order to upload to multiple categories. Copying from a previously published work (including musical lyrics) not in the public domain.

General rules:

Entry title and summary must be rated G for all audience. No exceptions. Entry must be given the proper rating. No exceptions. Entry must be placed in proper category. No exceptions. Chapters of the same story are not allowed to be submitted as separate entries. All chapters/segments must be grouped together using the 'edit/upload chapter' feature in the left menu.

So you know, I can tell trying from "Iz dn't gvs a sht" IN English that means: I don't give a shit.

I also want you to know, I am a Flame Union member so be aware. I can tell if you are trying and if you are not.

Some Copy and Pastes:

If you'd like to join the protest against crappy, sappy romance fics in which little to no attention is paid to grammar/editing/etc., copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: anonymouse13, therealme1123, SilverScreech, Gun toten Girly, Yasona Black, Wesfanemt333, Don't Talk Shit About Total

If you are one of the few that actually has any regard to the rules of FanFiction.Net, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have pride in my writing. This means that I will not use my age, disability, or lack of spell check as an excuse for poor writing. Even if English is not my first language, I will not use this fact as a shield against criticism. This also means that I take critique of all kinds and will always be looking for ways to improve my skills. If you have pride in your writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sick of Real Person Fiction, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that Jonas Brothers fanfiction is against the rules and will report stories featuring them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.


Don't Talk Shit About Total would like to honor:

christ.lover09 after leaving a review saying her one story was against the rules she sent me in a PM:

Subject: re: Your review to Stop Just Think Before You Speak!

A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/4962717/

I know. I just found that out lately. I'm going to move these stories or whatever tehy are to http://www.fictionpress.com pretty soon. I'll move these away from here. Thank you for your opinion. It was appreciated.

See, I only try to help. Nasty yes, but I try to help.

Don't Talk Shit About Total's review replies full of LULZ!!

Subject: Your review is awful... JacobsGirlx A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/5245234/

NOONE TALKS TO MY SIS LIKE THAT.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY ARE PEOPLE SUCH HOLES.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD XD XD XD XD


Another reply full of lulz:

RosalieIsMyName101 sent me: What the F is your problem? Do you enjoy hurting people with your reviews? If you don't Fing like Jonas High, why the hell were you reading it huh? And if it was such a 'shitfic' Then why the hell did you wait to Fing chapter 31?! Dumb...

If she is really 18 like she claims in her profile she would know how to handle this stuff better. I am 19 and she is more like a 14 year old than I am.

More epic lulz from a girl who epic fails:

This is from alice hale whitlock cullen for her fic: moonless night 1
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YOU I DIDNT DO ANYTHIN TO YOU AND YOU WANT TO GO AND DO THAT ? YO !

LISTEN UP!MY STORY IS BETTA THEN YOU THINK!I HAVE PLENTY OF REVIEWERS AND I
HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO REVIEW MY STORYS AND SUPPORT ME..

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU AND THE FLAME UNION?..ILL TALK TO YOU LATER !

Wow even Danny the Tourettes Guy would faint at that

And here's one more:

This one is from: prepgirl200

Why did ya flame me? What is your goal to talk shi.t bout ppl? Your an a.ss!! You have no right just cuz you h8 da storiez dont mean anyting. get ova yourzelfz. PM me back if you have da courage!! BITC.H!!

-ME!!

ckech out my stories

One you can't spell and two, why would I want to check out your stories if you cussed me out? FAIL

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