Poll: For my story True Feelings, which pairing do you like? Mainly for who should be with Lee. Vote Now!
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
Name: I hate it so you will never know.
Gender: I'm a girl
Well,I am an impatient person so I hate it when people update late. But they have their reasons so its none of my business.But because of my impatience I will try to update very quickly.(keyword being try. Me is very busy :P)
Anyways...I used to love Sasunaru from Naruto but...now i just don't have the FEEL, you know, like, when you really love that pairing you would have this feeling that you will think about them every second, minute and hour about it. But now i don't...But, I have a new love, and that is 1827!!! XD~from Katekyo hitman reborn. My friend introduced it to me and i just started to LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! Now I can't think about anything other than KHR. So sorry to my dear readers, but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna stop my stories! That would be horrible to me and you! I'm not THAT irresponsible. I'm gonna try and update True Feelings within September or October, depends on how much time I have.
For all the Sakura fans, I HATE her. She's s-so pink and disgusting.Ugh,and she's so clingy and whiny and I bet she is even weaker than Naruto!!Hmph,so much for being the 'top' kunoichi of the year(So I've read/been told) . So all my stories will have Sakura bashing. If you are a Sakura fan, fuck off. But you can't be because than you won't come here.
And I like Naruto but, I HATE Orange.3 yrs in the class of orange makes me want to puke when I see it.
From Naruto,I also like:
LeeSaku( As long as she isn't with Sasuke or Naruto, I'm fine )
That's all I could think of.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn:
1827(XD Love this pairing the MOST!!!)
I think that's all...
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
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((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))
1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"
2. Watch him faint
3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room
4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read 200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics
5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website
6. Cover his bedroom walls with colorful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story
7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended
8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen
9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story
10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, then stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"
11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen
12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out
13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)
14. Challenge him to a game of DDR
15. Cry when you realize there's no DDR in that era
16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks
17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatized by spending "quality times" with the snake
18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)
19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves
20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs
((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))
1. Call him cockatoo
2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face
3. If he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"
4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"
5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi
6. Say that Itachi is way cooler
7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him
8. Call him emo
9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him
10. Call the fangirls when he's around
11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep
12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too
13. Take a picture of him like that
14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)
15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino
16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"
17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)
18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween
19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing
20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"
((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))
1. Steal his gourd
2. Make a graffiti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd
3. Steal his cookies
4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out
5. Then point at Gaara
6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are
7. Tell him Lee loves him
8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji
9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear
10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around
11. Tell him he's weak
12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty
13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"
14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)
15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)
16. Then sell it on E-bay
17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji
18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him
19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife
20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei
((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))
1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public
2. Then blame it on Kisame
3. Cut his hair when he is asleep
4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him
5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man
6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream
7. Put glue in his shampoo
8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him
9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish
10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him
11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door
12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you
13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"
14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"
15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame
16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke
17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return
18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)
19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)
20. Spread rumors that he is actually a girl in disguise
Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...
Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"
Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...
What I don't understand is this...
Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...
Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...
Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...
My question is... Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?
Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?
Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?
And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?
Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.
Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!
copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.
Something to think - and ｌａｕｇｈ ａｂｏｕｔ
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10);
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?);
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD;
You sigh as this list ends XD
(Credits go to Tesina Gela Gardner! She's the one who made this awesome list! Thankies!)
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the
breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she
loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he
would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this
got this poem from Anima270, who read it from NoNameNeeded, who read from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
"When I was born I was black,"
"But you sir..."
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
A funny thing I found about the best word ever:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."
Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Aw fuck it."
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"