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Author has written 15 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Destroy All Humans!, South Park, and Toy Story.

Hey, I'm Rachel. I'm 17 and I live in Ireland, hence my username. ;D

My fandoms - South Park, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, The Avengers, Harry Potter, etc.

Johnlock is my OTP. Sherlock and John are just so perfect for each other. They care about each other so much and they need each other. They'd do absolutely anything for each other and I honestly believe they truly love each other. I always suffer from Reichenbach feels because I can only imagine the hurt John felt when he saw Sherlock jump off that building. I want to cuddle him forever until Sherlock decides to come back to him. Oh, how I love Johnlock.

Kyman is another OTP of mine. Cartman and Kyle have an amazing love/hate relationship. They say they hate each other, yet they're always hanging out together and they save each other's lives at times. Also, Kyman is now practically canon, in my opinion, after 'Cartman Finds Love.' That episode had me fangirling for hours and hours. I still fangirl just thinking about it. Also, 'I Swear' is one of my favourite songs ever so when Cartman sang that to Kyle, I was over the moon.

Another of my OTPs is Destiel. This ship practically sails itself. The chemistry between Dean and Cas is so beautiful. Their eye contact seems to last forever and I love how much they care about each other. They've admitted that they'd die for each other and they really mean it. And Dean said he needs Cas. They have such a powerful bond and nothing can come between them. Words can't even describe my love for them. They're simply meant to be.

Here's some other info about me:

Name: Rachel Fox

Birthday: May 7th

Lives in Dublin, Ireland.

Fav Music: Simple Plan, Lady Antebellum, Taylor Swift, You Me At Six, Matt Cardle, Secondhand Serenade, 30 Seconds To Mars, Shayne Ward, The Script, Lonestar, Joe McElderry, Miley Cyrus, Olly Murs, Michael Jackson (RIP), Lionel Richie, Phil Collins, Westlife, Take That and lots of others.

My ships: Johnlock (Sherlock/John. OTP), Destiel (Dean/Castiel. OTP), Kyman (Kyle/Cartman. OTP), Valduggery (Skulduggery/Valkyrie. OTP), Amy/Rory, Amy/The Doctor, Ten/Rose, Nine/Rose, The Doctor/Martha, Sam/Amelia, Sam/Jessica, Dean/Jo, Thor/Loki, Megamind/Roxanne, Delena (Damon/Elena), Klaroline (Klaus/Caroline), Stelena (Stefan/Elena), Woody/Buzz, Larten/Darren, Stendy (Stan/Wendy), Candy (Cartman/Wendy), Startman (Stan/Cartman), Buzz/Jessie, Skilene (Skipper/Marlene), Skipper/Julien, Spongebob/Squidward, Cartman/Kenny, Zuko/Katara, Drarry (Draco/Harry), Hinny (Harry/Ginny), Romione (Ron/Hermione), Severus/Lily, Remus/Tonks, Bill/Sookie, Eric/Sookie, Sam/Sookie, Percy/Annabeth, Tessa/Will, Tessa/Jem.


Favourite books: Harry Potter, The Saga of Darren Shan, Skulduggery Pleasant, All of the Sherlock Holmes books, The Demonata, The Saga of Larten Crepsley, The Thin Executioner, Sookie Stackhouse series, The Infernal Devices, The Mortal Instruments, Zom-B.

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Suitcase By The Door by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
“I did try, Wendy. You have no idea. I loved you, too, but... I look at you now, and... Well, to be frank, I can't stand you. What you did... It was unforgivable."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Try To Fix You by mpkio2 reviews
Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,909 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
An Invitation by Animegirl1129 reviews
In which Dean is not having a good day, but Castiel fixes things a bit. [Dean/Cas] Season 6ish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A White Christmas by SirenSamantha reviews
Castiel spends Christmas with Dean, Sam, and Bobby. Snow covers the ground outside but the fireplace keeps the home warm. Fluffy Destiel Christmas fic
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Just for Us by alterocentrics reviews
Destiel Drabble. Cas makes the stars fall just for Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Healing Waters by SardonicShipper reviews
Destiel one-shot. Angst. Sex. Healing. Bath. Body of water. Purgatory flashbacks. Set after 8x06.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Meanwhile In Purgatory by Gryph reviews
Dean/Castiel slash—if you don't like, don't read. Castiel and Dean are stuck in Purgatory. Even as they try to reconnect with each other, they almost never get a moment to themselves. Written for 2012 SPN Reverebang Challenge.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Thoughts Unbidden by Jess-Neko-93 reviews
Castiel just wishes he knew what Dean was thinking. Sometimes, getting your wish can be the sweetest thing. Super Intense Smut!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
His Note by FionaTailynn reviews
"That's what people do, don't they? Leave a note." "Leave a note when?" 3 years after Sherlock jumped off St. Bart's, John gets a mysterious phone call from a blocked number. And the voice on the other end is scarily familiar.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Angelic Guardian reviews
Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
To Light Another's Path by BeautifulFiction reviews
Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual J/S hurt/comfort case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 131,223 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just One Dance by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A fluffy little drabble. John convinces Sherlock to just one dance at their wedding reception. Mainly dialogue and with some very subtle references to sexy times.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Red Bull by evilexboyfriend reviews
Red Bull gives you wings. Cas has got himself into a bit of a sticky situation and Dean can't seem to take it seriously. PURE CRACK and shamelessly fluffy Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Truthful Lies by theflawintheplan reviews
Kyle and Stan had a falling out and Kyle left South Park. Kyle returns to find himself in a fake engagement with the raven he now hates. Add friends he hasn't seen in years and an angry social worker and you've got one stressful situation. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,354 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
It All Comes Out In The Wash by JGRhodes reviews
It's not unusual for John to find something...interesting...in the laundry. Today, though, tops all the days before. Written for a prompt: Laundry Baskets.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forever by GeniaTheParadox reviews
After a case goes wrong and John is almost killed, Sherlock realises just how much his lover means to him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Memory Fails by JGRhodes reviews
"Don't forget me," Sherlock whispers. "Don't forget me." Forgetting Sherlock Holmes was never something he wanted, but he didn't have much of a choice anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seventeen by Consulting Centurion reviews
'"I—I'm going to leave now. I can't stay here right now. I can't look at you or talk to you or deal with...you...right now. Not while I'm feeling like this." He took Sherlock's hand, it was shaking. "Don't...don't go anywhere. I will come back. Please, for the love of god, don't be gone when I come back, okay? Still be here." And with that John left.' The Return of Sherlock. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Only Exception by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Fluffy oneshot. Sherlock had never been and had never wanted to be romantically involved with anyone, but John was the exception. The only exception.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Beating Heart by Demented Inu reviews
"I want to try something." John/Sherlock. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Psychosomatics by Redderhead reviews
Reunion Fic - Very soppy Johnlock. What if Sherlock, too, gained a psychosomatic limp from missing John? Rated T.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Keeping Limber by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. On occasion, a bit of violence is just what the doctor ordered. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Happy Birthday John by Lydia E. Nheers reviews
It's John's birthday, and Sherlock has no idea what to get him. He finds the answer in John's private journal. Rated M. Not a lot of R rated stuff, if any really... but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Just a warning, this is slash. Don't like, don't read. I hope you enjoy the story, and feedback would be nice.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When The Current Takes You Under by JGRhodes reviews
When John was a little boy he loved the sea. It was beautiful and terrifying but he loved it with all his heart. Then he met a man named Sherlock Holmes. M for Mature.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Still Breathing by Consulting Centurion reviews
"Something breaks inside of Sherlock, amongst the smoke and burning bits of scattered debris, the one thing that could ground him was lying flat on his back and very much not breathing." Realizations, revelations, and first kisses. Johnlocky goodness.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Fight by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Sherlock and John have a monstrous fight, resulting in John storming out of the flat. But, after three days away, Sherlock starts to worry. Not my best summary, but... yeah.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All Too Used To It by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Fluffy/smutty one-shot. After over a month together, there are a lot of things John is getting used to about Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Ocean Carried Me by Consulting Centurion reviews
"In one motion, he sunk down beneath the water. It filled his ears, surrounded him, he felt it rushing at his nose, seeping into his mouth, and he held his breath." Post S2.E3, pre-return John dealing with Sherlock's absence, and the hope that comes with.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
You Tried Your Best by Consulting Centurion reviews
"John wasn't there. If he had seen Sherlock, if he had seen that raw need to forget, he could have stopped him." A case goes wrong and John is out of town, Sherlock turns to alternative means of forgetting. John puts him back together. Johnlock slashness.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
More Than Another Experiment by GeniaTheParadox reviews
My first bash at Johnlock smut. A painfully bored Sherlock decides on an experiment in basic human interaction. Or, you know, a conversation with John. I suck at summaries.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pick the Pieces Up by D McVetty reviews
An accident takes Kyle's life, and Cartman is left to wonder how it is they came to be so close. /Kyman, character death
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Discovering Delights by DC Derringer reviews
Dean is finally really dating Castiel, but he's getting frustrated that they Castiel won't let him go all the way.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Discovering Dating by DC Derringer reviews
Castiel got Dean to agree to one, wonderful, perfect date, and that was all he wanted. But when Dean continues taking him out, just to hang, the tension starts to drive Castiel crazy.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Proposition by Team Jem Carstairs reviews
Sherlock Holmes doesn't understand the appeal of sex, so who better to teach him than his only friend, John Watson? Except that John just might be in love with him... *Now a two-shot*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Smoulder by Keelywolfe reviews
Sherlock promised that he would quit smoking. John really needs to get it in writing. SLASH. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Excuses by Consulting Centurion reviews
'"You know I don't like storms, John. They unsettle me," Sherlock sleepily stated into John's neck.' Slash JW/SH fluffy fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Goodnight My John by Consulting Centurion reviews
Sherlock says a silent goodbye to the one whom he loves most, and he knows he must hurt. Pre-slash JW/SH, a wee bit of fluff. Pre-Reichenbach, slight spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Oh So Lovable Kyle Broflovski by Inoshisu reviews
After peeing on a some preparations of a ritualistic ceremony Cartman finds himself in love with Kyle. The problem is so do the rest of the girls in South Park.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Finding Us by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
The boys decide to spend their last summer together away from South Park entirely. As they make their way across the states to their final destination, they end up learning more about eachother then they ever thought possible. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Passion by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman finally admits his true feelings to Kyle, who is surprised and dare I say it, happy. Unbeknownst to Kyle, the others won't take the news very well. Rated M for future graphic content. Yaoi. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Learn Your Body Like a Nursery Rhyme in Braille by Misato reviews
Dean's been trying forever to convince Castiel to let out his wings during sex. His persistence is about to be rewarded.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Respect My Authority by Soul Flash reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Drabble Fics by moonlitelm reviews
So far: StanKyle, CartmanWendy, KennyKyle, CartmanClyde, ClydeBebe, WendyBebe, CartmanButters, StanWendy, SheilaLiane, KyleButters, KennyWendy, ShellyIke, ShellyTrent, ShellyStan, KyleIke, CartmanKyle - many others as well now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010
Plan B as in 'Burger' by paperology reviews
Dean upsets Cas and tries to apologize with fast food, but it's not really what Cas needs... Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bible Study by Misato reviews
Castiel gives Dean a late night lesson is scripture interpretation. Slash, phone sex and seasoned with just a hint of blasphemy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Life Keeps Going by Angelic Guardian reviews
An alternate ending to the episode, You're Getting Old. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Olive Branch by Courtanie reviews
What's a king to do when his redheaded prize is stolen from him by a poor prince? Why go back after him, of course. SP/Iliad loose cross. Multiple slash pairings and some Stendy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,969 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Porn Is Good by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Dean had just wanted to shock Castiel out of his porn-watching habit. But then the plan doesn't exactly go as planned, and Dean realizes that Castiel watching so much porn mightn't be such a bad thing after all.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Catoptrophobia by Courtanie reviews
Kyle is traumatized to the point of utter fear of his own appearance. What can you do to save yourself if you can't even look yourself in the eye?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 10,346 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
imposible? by 100kallibur reviews
eric watches the news instead of terrence and philip and finds out pokemon are real. will anyone belive him? R&R rated for language
Crossover - South Park & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Kyle B.
Unmasked by Courtanie reviews
He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,342 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Mysterion - Complete
Everybody Loves Cartman by cell12 reviews
Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,382 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Here We Are by moonlitelm reviews
A collection of one shots and drabbles featuring adult Eric and Kyle. Some will be fluff, others angst, and a few of them might seem slightly OOC as this is my view on what they're like, when they're big boys in the real world.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Life is a Journey by moonlitelm reviews
In the end, though, it wasn't what I did that mattered. It was what happened at the very end of that chapter.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Celebrations by Misato reviews
Dean's birthday is just winding down when his phone rings, Castiel's number flashing on the screen. Slash, vague S6 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Starcrossed Rivals by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman wants to make the relationship work, but he isn't sure it will. Kyman! Fluff. Oneshot for Valentine's Day. T for lot of swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name is Still Cheesy as Hell by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle doesn't hate Valentine's Day, he just hates feeling left out. All Cartman wants to do is make him happy. Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy oneshot for V-Day. T because of customary SP cussing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Scorn by Alcorion reviews
I loved him, he broke my heart. Now he will pay. Onesided KylexCartman, a little CartmanxButters. Dark Slash, NonCon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Birthday Dean Winchester by Heart Torn Out reviews
It's Dean's birthday today, so yeah. i couldn't resist. Summary: Sam and Cas plan a super secret b-day party for Dean. Everything is going to be perfect Cas'll make sure of it! Fluffy, guys, cuz even Dean needs a 'lil fluff. Destiel! Rated T for boy kiss!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Greatest Thing That Can Happen by zeppx reviews
Where Dean realizes he's in love with Cas
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Eyes Have It by cgaussie01 reviews
Megamind stops by to visit Roxanne late one night and discovers something he did not know before.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
I Herpes You! by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired reviews
Dean and Sam get new Iphones with the brilliant invention of autocorrect. Misunderstandings and garbled messes ensue. Rated M for cussing mostly. Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel Slight Slash, really just the barest hints.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Wake Up Call by Ryuko DragonHalf reviews
It's been a week since Tighten's defeat. Megamind and Roxanne are getting along just fine, thank you. But will a single late-night visit change things?
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Bite Me by Mister Melancholy reviews
“Darren,” Evra cooed slyly, fluttering his eyes innocently, “is that what I think it is?” He pointed at the red spot on my neck, and I blushed, nodding my head furiously. “N-no way!” LartenxDarren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
Anesthetize by Thesickone reviews
Eric Cartman slowly drifts into madness after being traumatized by events from his childhood. Kyle notices something different about him, but will he want to know what Eric is hiding? Rated M for later chapters including slashes, suicide, rape, and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I'll Quote The Stars For You by Heart Torn Out reviews
So i found some nice and fluffy quotes and applied some Destiel and vwala! I made you guys a quote pie! its so fluffy and adorable and some may be... sad or angsty but its good. Anyone wanna give it a shot? At least you get some pie! Enjoy!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Secrets by moonlitelm reviews
One-shots about some of our favorite characters thinking about what they have to hide from all of their friends and loved ones. Some VERY conflicting themes, read with discretion. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Eric, Butters, Clyde, Wendy, Bebe, Ike and Shelly.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
The Coon's new enemy by KymanLuver8D reviews
Shortly after The Coon got kicked out of Coon and friends, he gets a distress call from Mint Berry Crunch. The team has been held captive. To The Coon's suprise, Chaos isn't responsible this time. He's up against something much worse. Kyle X Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Unexpected by DarkTragicAngel reviews
Second World War. The story of a SS-officer and a Jew. Nazi Cartman plays cruel games with Kyle, but as their lives strangly cross each other, they fall in a spiral of sadism and dependency. Pairing Kyle/Cartman ... contains shocking scenes!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 65,897 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Crackerjack by let's point out the obvious reviews
"Years of obsessive study have taught him well." A one-shot Kyman piece with the same amount of musing and intimate nonsense that the fandom ought to expect from me.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by mpkio2 reviews
It's Eric Cartman's birthday, but no-one is there to celebrate his "special" day. Along comes one Kyle Broflovski and gives Cartman a gift. It's up to Cartman to face his past and the gift Kyle has given him. Implied Kyle/Cartman - FRIENDSHIP OR SLASH?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Truth or Dare? by KymanLuver8D reviews
Kyle leads his closest friends to a secret meadow deep in Starks Forest. The truth was, he had a secret crush on Bebe Stevens. He knew Wendy would dare him to kiss her, and that was his plan. Although, an unexpected dare slaps him in the face. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Still In High School by Ichireiro reviews
The sequel to South Park High. The boys have been together for four months now, but trouble is starting to form. Will they stay together? And will one of them really win Cartman? Will he choose between them? Kyman, Kenric, Buttman, Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Purely mine by KymanLuver8D reviews
Eric Theodore Cartman finds out a terrible secret that Kyle Broflovski wanted to remain quiet. What happens when Cartman orders Kyle to be his slave? Cartman's imagionation becomes wild as he explores the newfound power. Rated T for sex and language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Because I Love You by Angelic Guardian reviews
How is it that something as beautiful as love can drive someone to do such dark and sinister things? Cartman/Wendy/Stan love triangle, Kyle/Bebe budding romance, and Kenny...the perverted comic relief character. Based on The Phantom of the Opera.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,225 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Reset by UNrequitedAmbitions reviews
Stan and Kyle left South Park five years ago. When Kyle gets a letter, drawing him back to his hometown and all of the people he left behind, he rediscovers relationships he thought were dead and begins to realize how little he knows about himself. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,907 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Scream for me Jew by krizz666 reviews
The insults are still thrown, The glares could kill and two enemies are slipping up and getting messy. Kyman: don't like? dont read
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
What are you up to? by draurora17 reviews
Darren is contemplating his new life. Larten - displaying brilliant timing - shows up. Can Crepsley cope with the emotional turmoil of the teenager in his care? And how does he feel? awful summary sorry! Warning: SLASH Larten/Darren, Based on the film
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Camp Sucksabunch by Kyle Broflovski's Wife reviews
The boys and Wendy go to a summer camp where a mass murderer is lurking. One by one, someone goes missing and falls victim to the mysterious killer. Mostly Kyman hinted with Stendy and KennyXOC. Entry for ChristyWinchester101's Smexeh Summer Contest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
In A Relationship by WaitingForNoExit reviews
Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Metamorphose by Courtanie reviews
Kenny's death leaves Kyle unprepared and penniless. He struggles to make money however he can, getting help from the most unexpected of people along the way in more ways than monetary gain. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The First Year by cloudyjenn reviews
When Castiel leaves after Lucifer's defeat, all he asks is that Dean wait for him. So that's exactly what Dean does.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Jet Lag by Soul Flash reviews
Kyman. Goodbyes are always hard. They're even harder for Kyle. Fluffy, fluffy, plain and simple. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Conspiracy of the Note by California Gruesome reviews
Have you ever had the feeling, you know in the beginning of a relationship, that this is crazy, it doesn’t make any sense, how’d I fall in love with you in the first place?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Mr Crepsley's Cure by The Hand of Omega reviews
Darren gets sick, and Mr. Crepsley has to play nurse.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Blood Tracks by nightcirque reviews
Mercy Darter thought her life was normal, until her best friend disappears, and everything goes spiralling out of control. Soon, she discovers that she has a destiny that rests with the creatures of the night. Will she be able to save the vampires?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan
It Was Him by mpkio2 reviews
It was at Bebe's slut party when I first saw him. He had brown hair, dressed in a grey shirt and had a jacket over his shoulder...I fell in love with him, instantly. Silly Kyle/Lonely Cartman. Kyman - Excpect OOCness Rated T for implied themes. Please R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Just Like Sleeping Beauty by Kyle Broflovski's Wife reviews
Cartman takes advantage of a sleeping Kyle. My version of that scene in "Tonsil Trouble."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fever by xXRyu RyuXx reviews
Darren in a fit of emotion and confusion, shuts everyone out. Places himself into a fog, making himself ill. Fever raging through his body will he be able to come out of this unscathed? It'll be better then the description i promis lol R&R :
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Weep Little Lion Man by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's all so confusing. So shameful. So wrong, and so very, very hopeless. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Complete Combustion by PurePinkEtiquette reviews
Takes place during World War II. Kyle is brought to Auschwitz, where he meets the sadistic and spiteful SS-soldier Cartman, who makes his life a hell but also provokes feelings he never had before. Cartman x Kyle, VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT - S/M, torture, sex
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,381 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Pinky Promise? by dreamlesswinter reviews
kyle misses eric at the mall. what ever will he do without him?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
An Unexpected Development by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Title reflects my own unexpected wanderings into Woody/Buzz slash. This is set after Toy Story 3. Woody is unhappy at Bonnie's. Buzz notices. Mildly sexual later on.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Imagination by Strawberry Syrup reviews
Let me show you the city.Oneshot Buzz/Woody
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bitter Rivalries by gery900 reviews
Complete. Kyle is happily single, but can two people make him change his mind, and which one of those two people will win his heart. Kyle/Cartman. Kyle/Stan.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Waiting on an Enemy by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Don't Touch the Hat by Strawberry Syrup reviews
So Woody. What are you more interested in. The hat or Buzz? Oneshot Woody/Buzz
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Discoveries by Rachika reviews
Darren is longing for home, and something else he can't put a finger on. Mr. Crepsley offers to take him home, and during the journey Darren discovers more than one important thing... Shounen-ai BoyxBoy love
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Journal Inscriptures by cosmicrays reviews
Darren uses his journal to write about the horrors of a little something called love. Short "journal entries" describing instances when Darren must face his feelings for his mentor. Crepsley/Darren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Am A Rock by cell12 reviews
Cartman's POV SongFic based on the classic Paul Simon song.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Eric Cartman
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle is a Slut by dreamlesswinter reviews
a funny poem about kyle and everyone else.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
My life is complete by xXKymanxX reviews
Kyle smiles. "No problem. You shouldn't be alone on your birthday, dude. You should have someone to be with you and…I want to be that person." KYMAN. Fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Groping Is Serious! by Keiko Murikami reviews
Kenny, Stan, Wendy, and Clyde all had the same love for the sacred object. Alas, it was already taken by Kyle...Will they succeed in taking it for themselves? Parody! Not to be taken seriously! ;P
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by Keiko Murikami reviews
Parody! Stan announces his love for Cartman through song. XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Betrayed by Keiko Murikami reviews
Craig's party was just another thing to most, but to Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny it would change their lives forever...Kyle betrays Stan, Kenny keeps secrets from Stan, and poor Eric is caught in the middle. At the end of this, someone WILL die.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M.
I'll Never See You Again by dreamlesswinter reviews
Kyle loves Eric but he will never see him again. a poem.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Watercolor by i n s o m n i a t i c- x reviews
Kyle Broflovski's life just wont get any better. He finds himself questioning who he really is, not to mention everything around him is crumbling down and he's addicted to drugs. Only one person has the ability to save him, but can he do it? CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Half brothers love by gery900 reviews
Complete.Eric hates Scott right? But is the same true for Scott? Could there be more to Scott's feelings then hate? Scott/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Scott Tenorman, Eric Cartman - Complete
Why Do You Like Me? by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman is sweet and caring and gentle as can be, but he never has anything kind to say. Kyle wants to know why Cartman even likes him. Mindless fluff. One shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I'm In Love With A Boy by Mootycakes reviews
Kyle is hopelessly in love with Cartman. Will he ever be able to admit his feelings, and, if so, will Cartman love him back or is Kyle doomed? Read on to find out! Yaoi and language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Under The Mistletoe by Mootycakes reviews
It's a Christmas party at Stan's house and with it brings a much wanted reunion of two childhood enemies. Rated M for language and adult scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Smile by Mootycakes reviews
T for some language and dark scenes. Just another short drabble staring my favorite two characters. Not much to say except it's very dark.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Home Movies by Mootycakes reviews
Just a short drabble. Kyle is practicing his spying skills on the resident villain. Rated T for a little language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
You Don't Even Know by strychix reviews
Everyone knows Kyle and Eric aren't only gay but gay for one another. Except maybe them. A not so happy winter break.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Scarlet Flames by Courtanie reviews
Trust them, but let no one in. Kyle's sanity is placed on the line as he is knowingly stalked and put in harms way by an untouchable enemy. Will the friendships he's had for his entire lifetime lead to his downfall? Rated M for disturbing scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kyle B.
God Damn It! Who Is My Father? by mpkio2 reviews
Cartman is told that the results of his father's identity were tampered with. Now, stronger than ever, he wants to know who his father is. But is he ready to hear the truth that will change his life forever? Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Eric Cartman
It's Love by LillyAccountabilibuddy reviews
Stupid Kyle, making Cartman feel this way. First non-songfic. Really short. Warnings inside and such.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Breath of Fresh Air by Raptor-Elephant reviews
'Butters was a breath of fresh air. Kyle was his forbidden fruit.' Short ONESHOT. Main pairing Kyman and Cutters, with mention of Style.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Perfect Lullaby by Kissing Walls reviews
Oneshot. "Cartman locked me in his attic, could you come pick me up?" Kyman, pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Openness by ladyasile reviews
A journal, a secret, a game. A beginning to a relationship? Mr. Crepsley/Darren.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Cartman, I'm Your Boyfriend by cell12 reviews
Eric Cartman has always made Kyle's life hell, circumstances have given Kyle the chance to humiliate his enemy. Will he succeed or will it backfire on him. Warning, later chapters feature graphic descriptions of sexual acts and abuse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's a Man by Angelic Guardian reviews
Today is Kyle's bar mitzvah, which means he's officially become a man. Everyone knows men only want one thing. Cartman is his victim. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Aladdin's Choices by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Genie makes his move, Abu spills his secret, Carpet has his own agenda, and Aladdin's caught in the middle of it all! Slash, Het, Beastlity, and Carpetality. Twisted fic!
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Aladdin, Genie - Complete
Exaggeration by Keiko Murikami reviews
Stan and Kenny hear something unusual inside Kyle's room...And Cartman seems to be missing. Double-meanings! Rated for Language and innuendo!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Star Searching by Keiko Murikami reviews
On a beach Kyle and Cartman are star searching...Fluff and OOCness! Rated for safety! R&R plz!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Arousing Kidnapping by JasonMyersX reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, so he kidnaps him and brings him back to his house so he can seduce him. And soon, Kyle realizes he likes it! Explicit Kyman. Rated M for Lemon, Yaoi, M/M whatever you want to call it. My very first Kyman fic. This fic is NOT rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dear Monster by Raptor-Elephant reviews
"There are not words to describe how much I hate you..." ... "But I've learnt something: people can be all bad. You've proved that to me." ... Sequel to Kahl: My Obsession - Kyle's reply to Cartman. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Change by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle has managed to offend his boyfriend. He's too stubborn to say sorry, but so desperate for affection that he's considering it anyway. Rated T because Kyle uses foul language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Well by Takethe Blanket reviews
RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
South Park Switcheroo! by Keiko Murikami reviews
Body-swapping; gender-switching; and OCs! Oh My! Please be kind, this is my first South Park fic. Rated for language and other things. Please review!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
A shifting in our stars by Loveless-Gin reviews
a touch feathery and light feels the same no matter who gives it to you, but please, just act like mine is as exceptional to you as yours is to me. kyman slash some K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
A night time visitor by gery900 reviews
Complete. Slash. Eric Cartman has always hated Kyle Brofloski, or does he. Could there be a secret in Cartman's heart that has yet to be revealed?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Poems by moonlitelm reviews
Poetry relating to south park characters.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010
Kyman OneShot Collections by Kymanlvr reviews
A series of one-shots related to the relationship between Kyle and Cartman from South Park. None of these are meant to go in any particular order, and have no relation with one another. Rated M now so that I won't forget to change it later.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Kahl, My Obsession by Raptor-Elephant reviews
If we both died, would this twisted obsession, this need, end?" - Eric writes Kyle a letter. Onesided ...I think Kyman. ONESHOT.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
After Hours by D McVetty reviews
Kyle, Gregory, and Christophe have been running jobs together for years. Living in Detroit with Cartman, Kyle promises to be safe on his next job. When he comes back broken and bloody, the ends unravel to reveal a deeper secret than he could have imagind
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Voyagers in the Night by RoxxiSanders reviews
In the cold, dark tunnels of Vampire Mountain, two vampires mourn the death of their fallen comrades. Set after book 6.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
I'm A Disaster Area! My OC Story! by Keiko Murikami reviews
My OC is me, she loses her memory after learning about moving to a mountain town and who finds her? None other than Eric Cartman! From then on, she learns about herself along the way... Will she ever get her memory back?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Stan M.
South Park goes Gaga by California Gruesome reviews
So this is a cute oneshot about How Stan, Kyle Cartman And Kenny LURVE Lady Gaga. Dedicated to all my FF friends. Xemerald Isle, Hollywood Grimm, ChristyCullen101, Noodle311, etc...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
The Best Joke by Raptor-Elephant reviews
As rumours spread around South Park about Kyle, Cartman decides to confront the Jewish boy. CartmanxKyle, KYMAN. Very very small mention of Style that you’ll miss if you blink.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kisses And Kyle by cell12 reviews
Cartman gets a visit from Kyle in the early hours of the morning. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Run Away by moonlitelm reviews
They’ve hated one another since forever, but only they were allowed to hurt each other. A trip to New York ends badly, when Eric once again comes to Kyle’s rescue. Together, they flee the country and find themselves in Canada, running from the law.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,743 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nightmare by Soul Flash reviews
You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Property Of Eric T Cartman by cell12 reviews
Kyle gets angry with Cartman over a birthday gift. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
24: The Butters Story by D McVetty reviews
He went missing on June 5th, while searching for firewood. P.I. Cartman has 24 hours to find him before all leads go cold. With so much time already slipping away, its race against the ticking clock to find their missing classmate. 5th Grade
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
Of Angel Hair and Red Roses by StraddlingTheAtmosphere reviews
Castiel likes it when Dean pulls his hair, while Dean...just fixates obsessively on Cas' pretty, pretty mouth. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Anyone But Him by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Battle of the bands by California Gruesome reviews
As long as Garrison was our teacher, he was bound to give us some sort of gay assignment" Sorry i wrote 'blah' before. It was 12:08 am when i finished, and my grandmother was roaring at me to get off.xD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
The Apology by cell12 reviews
Cartman finally apologises to Kyle for calling his mom the biggest b*tch in the world but only because he thinks Wendy is even worse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Always the Last Place You Look by StupidityIsStupid reviews
Poor poor Kyle. It just hasn't been his lucky day. Or month, for that matter. And poor Stan with Wendy practically clinging to him everywhere he goes. And Cartman. Poor confused fatass. Why can't he understand his emotions? And Kenny...uh...IS poor. Yeah.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,918 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Burden of Proof by Diana Lucifera reviews
“Kyle had been hearing warning bells going off in his mind since Cartman had shown up at his house the night before with a sack full of women’s clothing and fire in his eyes, but now they were deafening.” Sequel to "Boys Will Be." Cartman/Kyle pre-slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
My Mistake by LillyAccountabilibuddy reviews
Kyle knows it was a stupid thing to get into. So what's making him live in his mistake? A songfic to the song "Pushing Me Away" by Linkin Park. Warnings inside.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Haunted by LillyAccountabilibuddy reviews
Kyle makes a final decision. A very short songfic to "Haunted" by Evanescence. Warnings inside.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Mitzvah by Cliscia reviews
As Kyle celebrates Passover, so does Cartman, in his own way. Let's make a Kyle seder plate! Ingredients: CartmanxKyle, rape, N/C, and Judaic sacrelege.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Boys Will Be by Diana Lucifera reviews
Kyle loses yet another bet to Cartman. Cartman/Kyle pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crashing Down by Kymanlvr reviews
My first story. Kyle only comes to Cartman when his world is crashing down. When Kyle once again shows up on Cartman's doorstep, Cartman doesn't expect that he will discover a friendship that was perhaps always there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hello Kyle! by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle signed the contract before he knew what he was getting himself into. Now, eight years later, he's once more under the wrath of one Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by Takethe Blanket reviews
One shot- Several years later, Kyle finds he still needs the comfort of his first true love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Latent by Takethe Blanket reviews
One shot- Kyle still has a lot to learn.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Blink In Time by Heart of a Music Box reviews
DRABBLE. Eric has something special to show his new boyfriend that he's never shown anyone else. First in a 201-themes challenge
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Chocolate Marshmallow Bunnies by moonlitelm reviews
Eric brings Kyle an Easter treat, although Kyle isn't sure what to make of it...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Love by CartmanFan reviews
Kyle is finally coming to terms with what he feels for Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Truth by D McVetty reviews
I must have been a masochist." Kyle reflects on his love-hate relationship with Cartman. Yes, my first Kyle/Cartman / 'Kyman' story. Again, T just because it is South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Episode Drabble Fics by moonlitelm reviews
This one here, is all about season 14. I'm going to do a drabble for any episode that stands out! Multiple pairings. Finally, I'm back to writing Kyman!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
Prince Kyle of Jewtopia by moonlitelm reviews
Eric presents the story he wrote for writers craft, to the class. Not everyone is very pleased with the path his story takes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The Talk by Darkover reviews
Following the events of the battle in the theater, Darren and Crepsley have a long-overdue talk.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Nightmares by RoxxiSanders reviews
Darren has a nightmare and Mr Crepsley comes to the rescue.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
The Mysterious Redhead by Inoshisu reviews
After entering high school Kyle has often been mistaken for a girl but what happens when his worst enemy falls in love with him as a girl. Some Butters/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Always and Forever by RoxxiSanders reviews
Sometimes he has nightmares. Sometimes he wishes that it had been him instead. Sometimes he just wants to curl up and die but no matter what, he knows that one person will be there for him…always.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
I Forgive You by RoxxiSanders reviews
He had hated him, he had resented him, he had wanted to kill him but now…now he just missed him. Set after book 9 - Killers of the Dawn
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Need You Now by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle's guilt is crushing him; Cartman doesn't know what he did wrong. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Mean Too Much by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman isn't so great at hiding his feelings from Kyle. One-shot. Cartman POV. Companion fic to OSN's I Can't Lose You. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Upside Down by moonlitelm reviews
When Wendy and Eric started dating, they didn't realize it would turn their whole life upside down. Stuck in a circle of chaos, they wonder if things would ever be normal in South Park. Candy, ClydeBebe, hints at Stendy, K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Curse of the Black Purl by Aibari reviews
“It's a hat,” Dean says, “or a weapon of mass destruction. I'm not sure yet.” SLASH
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Paranoia by moonlitelm reviews
Clyde had a nightmare of sorts, and it's up to Eric to make him feel better.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D. - Complete
Dizzy by moonlitelm reviews
Clyde's having a bad day, and thinks he's an idiot for actually believing his twin could make it better.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D. - Complete
Kyle the RedHaired Jewboy by moonlitelm reviews
A spin off the classic "Rudolph the rednosed reindeer" song. Rated T for language, and adult themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
The Jitters by moonlitelm reviews
Clyde is freaking out over an exam, and Cartman tries to explain that it's not really all that bad.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D. - Complete
Unlikely Couples Contest by Nikki-Fox reviews
Yup, I'm holding a contest for Unlikely Couples. Details inside! :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - S. McTowelie, Eric Cartman
Kids These Days by moonlitelm reviews
Ike and Shelly discover something strange, when the Broflovski's request babysitting service. Done for Nikki-Fox's challenge :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Ike B., Shelly M. - Complete
Obsessive Addiction by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman is obsessed with Kyle to an unhealthy degree. Kyle is completely oblivious. Cartman can only wait so long before he makes Kyle his once and for all. Rated T because T is a pretty letter.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lucky to Have You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Sequel to I Can't Lose You. Kyle and Cartman have been together for a month now. Things are still a bit awkward between them, but they love being together regardless. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. Rated T for a slightly heavy kissing scene.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Can't Lose You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A never ending OC FIC! by California Gruesome reviews
SEND IN YOUR OC'S! I'm making a never ending story, where you give me your OC's and i make there own little story! SEND 'EM IN! I NEVER EVER STOP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010
Tutoring by Lria reviews
Cartman's mom thinks her son is failing in math. She decides to hire Kyle for the day to tutor Cartman since she will be "busy." Kyle and Cartman end up doing different events than planned. Kyle/Cartman Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Saturday Morning by Soul Flash reviews
Kyman. Sequel to OverSweetNightmare's "Fat Free." Cartman just can't grasp the fact that Kyle's actually into him. So what does Kyle do? Reassure him, of course. Fluffy, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Getting Lucky in Kentucky by cloudyjenn reviews
Wherein sleeping arrangements are awkward, Sam teaches Castiel about picking up girls and Dean finds out what to do with your angel when he’s not really an angel anymore. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Being Human is Hard by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel becomes human to be with Dean. Problems arise. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Looking Glass by moonlitelm reviews
Who is Mysterion? Find out in here. Contains Mysterion, The Coon, Professor Chaos, and ?
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eric Cartman - Complete
No Matter What by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Stan learns Kyle's secret when someone unexpected comforts him after a tragedy. But Super Best Friends are friends forever, even if one of them is dating a Nazi. Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cold by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Obsession by Soul's Angel reviews
Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Photograph by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle goes to the last person he would ever ask for help. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I hate that i love you, The sequel! by California Gruesome reviews
This is a sequel to xEmerald Isle 'I hate that i love you' basically, i read it and thought up of this idea because i felt sorry for little Stanly. this is an OCxStan fanfic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
Ride Me by Mister Melancholy reviews
All Darren wanted was to ride Mr. Crepsley! Was that so much to ask for? LartenxDarren
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Run by Nikki-Fox reviews
Run and never stop...Free Verse, First Poem...ever. Please be nice.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
An Uncomfortable Situation in Winter by cosmicrays reviews
Darren and Mr. Crepsley stay in an old inn to escape the harshness of winter. Crepsley/Darren fluff. Nothing explicit, just swearing and some failed attempts at British slang by an American.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Broken Image of Me by DarkTragicAngel reviews
After a search of several years, Cartman finnaly finds Kyle. Kyle's new lifestyle and profession shock him, but it's also that exactly that brings the two enemies/friends closer. Pairing Cartman/Kyle. Very explicit
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
I like my Jew's rare by iseeyouthere22 reviews
Kyle is tired of Cartman not showing him the slightes respect but wait until the next day...........he'll see something out of the ordinary..............
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Nightly Activities by deadlyrose92 reviews
Darren has been having troubling thoughts for awhile now, one night he decides to get rid of his ache while no one is around. Mr. Crepsley is out hunting, will he come back to find Darren crying out his name or will Darren finish off before.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
One point Five Miles per Hour by OnigiriReject reviews
Kyle and Stan have been best friends since they first met, Cartman and Kyle can't stand the sight of each other. But, it feels like something is about to happen that makes Kyle question all the friendships he once thought he understood. Style and KyCart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,889 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Unexpected by elektralyte reviews
Tiana unexpectedly has doubts about her and Naveen's future together. Naveen convinces her otherwise. I guess this could be considered a missing scene...
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
South Park High by Ichireiro reviews
After Cartman begins to date Wendy, the boys make a bet about him being gay. Who will win him? And why does Kyle feel so weird about all of this? Candy, Buttman, Kyman, Kenric. Mentions of Dip and Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,232 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Teach Me by moonlitelm reviews
Eric tortures Kyle in their college dorm.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
When Private Thoughts Are No Longer Private by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Darren belatedly remembers there are some things in his journal he might not want Mr. Crepsley to read… SLASH, DarrenxMr. Crepsley, don't like don't read. Sequel to Literacy, can stand alone. ONESHOT.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Literacy by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Darren teaches Mr. Crepsley how to read. ONESHOT.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
He Said, She Said by NilaSagol reviews
After being on the wrong flight to Malaysia, Cartman and Wendy get trapped on an island with a scarecrow named WT. Cartman is very jealous that Wendy is still together with Stan and wants Wendy. Maybe Cartman will have a girlfriend for the first time? CxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Perfectly Imperfect by moonlitelm reviews
Wendy hated Cartman but even she had to admit...he had pretty eyes. Drabblefic, Cartman/Wendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Car Ride by Misha Novak reviews
There was never a dull moment on the ride to school. Cartman blamed Jewish black magic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Everyone Wants Stan Marsh by Angelic Guardian reviews
The title says it all. Includes Style, Stenny, Startman, Stutters, and some Stendy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Stan M. - Complete
All Fun and Games by sodsta reviews
Cartman has something of Kyle's, but in order to get it back, Kyle has to play the game. warnings for non-con and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sinner by Alcorion reviews
Every Thursday was the same. It was an addiction of his. His private sin. Oneshot, KylexCartman with mentions of StanxKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Welcome Home Eric by Cartmanxkyle4everandever reviews
Eric Cartman left South park when he was a teen, and never thought about going back, but when work needs him to return back to the place he'd want to go,old fires will flame...and it wont be preety CartmanxKyle K2 stendy
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Childhood memories by littlebitnothing reviews
Some little stories about the kids, when they were younger. mostly Cartman/Kyle In progress,I think I'll write more stuffs in this.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Annoyance by NinetailedPanther reviews
Darren Shan is always finding new ways to annoy Larten, slight yaoi :3 R&R plz!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Don't by Rikax4502 reviews
Mysterious disappearances starts happening in South Park, and Cartman is starting to act weird.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
When You Wake Up by ann7x reviews
Eric wakes up in a hospital, where Kyle's waiting for him. Eric/Kyle slash one shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Moment Mine by strychix reviews
Butters has a secret, and that's Saturday rendezvous with our favorite fatty.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
How Low by SilentScream reviews
The fact that he didn’t want anything, made me want everything." Cartman has it hard for Kyle, how low is he willing to go before he meets all his selfish goals? Kyman N/C, warnings inside.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Happy New Year: short Kyman by xXKymanxX reviews
Cartman and Kyle have feelings to each other.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Misplaced Decisions by BrambleclawIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
When Darren is recovering from the Hall of flames! Larten's point of view: Please review with your honest opinion! NOT A SLASH!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Frozen by googleurname reviews
Eric Cartman will stop at nothing to tell Kyle how he truly feels. "It made me tear up. Wonderful job." -Worms Don't Belong in Cans. "So incredibly sad. Wow...BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN." -Angelic Guardian. CartmanKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle Helps Cartman of His Own Free Will by JoyHeart reviews
It's 3am. It's crack. It's weird. It's just dialogue. I'm going to bed now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Breathless by strychix reviews
It started off as a pretty situation and ended with something more. Kyle/Cartman. Long, boring, more mushy then intended. Oriented on Kyle's feelings in limited third person.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Secret Santa by Kimako reviews
A Christmas special: Secret Santa is in South park, but what happens if Cartmen's the secret santa? Chaos? or a happy ever after?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Childish by Marcipie reviews
A little look on what happened on their first night in the bayou. R&R!
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prince Naveen, Tiana - Complete
Forever in Our Hearts by Angelic Guardian reviews
After losing someone close to them, their emotions started running wild. His death brought them together. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Kyle B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Larten Is That You? by I.Will.Suck.Your.Blood reviews
What were to happen if Larten had to be like a copy of Darren as a human, in a bid for them to bond, the clothes Darren wore, the food he ate etc. This summary is rubbish the story is much better!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Hot Chocolate by moonlitelm reviews
Eric is having a good day. He’s got a new coat, hot chocolate, and he just caught sight of his favourite little Jew - drabble fic
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The good scare by littlebitnothing reviews
Kyle has the hiccups, and there are only Cartman with him to solve his problem.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Closet by moonlitelm reviews
Stan and Kyle, doing things in a closet...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Rain Drops by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle and Eric watch the rain together while on vacation...
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Only Kyle Cares by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle grieves the loss of a boy he hardly knew.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Christophe, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsession by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman has an obsession, and he doesn't want it to go away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
In The Morning by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle and Eric, in the morning.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Wild by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle thinks of Eric while laying in bed.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Deanna by moonlitelm reviews
A story for my friend Deanna. Kyle and Eric are adults, living in New York. Kyle surprised Eric, with a thoughtful Christmas gift.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman is a Creep by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman is completely obsessed with Kyle. These are some of the things he does during his days...I really suck at summaries, holy cow.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Surprise in the Closet by Soul's Angel reviews
Cartman surprises Kyle by hiding out in his closet, but what he finds in said closet comes as the biggest surprise of all. Cartman/Kyle, slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Accidentally by Angelic Guardian reviews
An unfortunate mishap ends up bringing our two favorite enemies a lot closer together. Oneshot. Friendship with a sprinkling of slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To You I Belong by Marcipie reviews
Renee finds herself plopped into Zim's lab after falling in her television and she begins to wonder if she'll ever want to go home when she spends some time with the famous Invader Zim. R&R! REVISED!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Zim
Moonshine by Villain reviews
Kyle gets completely drunk at Cartman's house, so Cartman takes full advantage. Cartman/Kyle, noncon, Lemon, M/M
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Blood Tracks by FallenFate13 reviews
Instead of Darren, this story is from the point of view of Alisha Rown, a young girl who wants life to end. But when she is saved by a vampire, life gets unimaginable. Becoming Mr Crepsley's assistant, she begins to learn the ways of the vampire.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009
I Hope This Place Dosen't Suck by xXJenny-BabyXx reviews
Amanda Jimnez moves to South Park, hoping it will be great, and normal. Turns out she was wrong. But sometimes, strange is just what makes places great. Summary Sucks. OC story, send in some OC's.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2009
An invader enters South Park by Sakuto Uzumaki reviews
What happens when a fight between Dib & Zim becomes so bad, it causes Zim to land in the some town of 'South Park? Rated T: for language... WARNING: Shounen-Ai!
Crossover - South Park & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Zim
Bittersweet Love by PikaCartSonia reviews
Kyle has everything he's ever wanted. Stan as a boyfriend, friends, good grades, and somewhat love from his mom. But, everything is gonna change over one project there given. Who will he choose to be with?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Cartman's Silly Sex Crime by Leona Rose reviews
One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
You Don't Like Me & I Don't Like You by popuriFFic reviews
The only way for Cartman to win the girl of his dreams is by helping his mortal enemy, Kyle Broflovski, obtain the man of his. Now they must work together to break up Stan and Wendy in the worst of possible ways: by dating each other. ON-HIATUS.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,879 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B., Stan M.
Fag by SouthParkUniverse reviews
Stan has a secret.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman
Challenge by Story Writing Guy reviews
Crypto starts to get bored of killing humans. How will he solve this problem? Read and review!
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Stan's Birthday Gift by Angelic Guardian reviews
"What the hell is this?" he asked, staring at the gift with wide eyes. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Impasse by Sara Jaye reviews
I hate you, he said, but even as the words left his lips he couldn't deny a certain attraction to his tormenter.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Quiescence by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle and Cartman have never seen eye to eye. Could a crack-pot proposal from an outside party finally bring some harmony to their tumultuous relationship? KyleXCartman, with a few side pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Promise Me by Angelic Guardian reviews
When Butters learns about Cartman's deepest, darkest secret, he promises to never reveal it to anyone else, provided that Cartman is willing to do just one small thing for him first. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
The Jeffersons: Deleted Scene by NoLongerActiveATM reviews
The un-seen scene from the South Park Episode "The Jeffersons"! Lol just a drabble me and my friend wrote for fun :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
The worst of curses by Caturday reviews
Susan is South Park's new girl and is perfect in every way but one: She is ugly. OC ONESHOT. CYNICAL
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
Erase, WhiteOut, Rewrite by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
“You can erase mistakes, but I’ve written this one in pen.” Eric Cartman wants to change, and he'll need help to do that. Cartman-Kyle friendship fic. Mild Language. Songfic to Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Dare You To Kiss Him by Mootycakes reviews
The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. This is a oneshot guys. If I get some great ideas for another chapter, I'll post more. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Wanting Out by Courtanie reviews
Cartman hurts Kyle, but for what cause? Rated M for rape, language, and implied character death.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Chemistry by Otempora42 reviews
Wendy has to explain to herself why she is attracted to Eric Cartman. Cartman/Wendy, some swearing. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not by LLoverLightHater reviews
Cartman and Wendy are all time rival, but there's a slight change in Cartman's behievor that get's Wendy on. M for Mature. Candy Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
South Park Stories by PikaCartSonia reviews
About a young girl who's the new kid on the block, finds new friends, drama and love
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Kisses and Bandages by Angelic Guardian reviews
Assistant Nurse Kyle must help Cartman with his wound. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Let's Keep This a Secret by Angelic Guardian reviews
I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But all of that changes when he tells me something that he obviously never wanted me to know. Twoshot. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Rumors by Soul Flash reviews
In highschool, rumors spread like wildfire. So when a rather disturbing rumor reaches Eric Cartman's ears, he's determined to find out the truth. What he doesn't realize is...maybe he does not WANT to learn the truth. Kyle/Cartman, Crack.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by Esperata reviews
When a mink starts taking an interest in Skipper, he pretends to be dating Marlene. But will he realise she also has feelings for him?
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Before He Cheats by Angelic Guardian reviews
While cheating on a test, Cartman accidentally discovers Kyle's secret. Kyle is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Cartman's mouth shut. After all, it's better to risk your dignity than a lifelong friendship, right?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,744 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman, Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
I Wish by PikaCartSonia reviews
Cartman dies due to a freak accident and Kyle feels it's all his fault. He has a secret that no one knows. KylexCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Good Intentions by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
I’m not running from you, I’m running for you." Eric needs to help Kyle. And the only way he can do this is by leaving him. But will this help Kyle, or destroy him? Two songfics, Hate Me and Half Alive.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Getaway by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
“I wanted something more. I wanted someone who would depend on me like I depend on them. Complete me, I guess.” Kyle can't take Eric's crap anymore. He's got to get away. KylexCartman, Slash, Songfic to Hilary Duff's "The Getaway"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Jew, The Nazi and the Security Camera by Suzume no Uta reviews
There is a different story title in the story itself, I'm too lazy to change it P:: -A must read for Kyle x Cartman fans, Co-authored by SoulFlash- From getting detentions to being annoyed, Kyle's life possibly couldn't get any worse...or could it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Just Like Puppets by Angelic Guardian reviews
When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle finally seem to agree on something. That is, hypnotism is ridiculous, and it obviously doesn't really work. Well, they're both in for a surprise. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dreams of Popcorn flavored lips by Loveless-Gin reviews
now that I think about it ever since that day his comments were nicer, his stares lingered too long, his shoulder touched mine more often during field trips, and his closed eyes faced me during movie filled nights... Kyman oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Bicycle by Angelic Guardian reviews
The boys' friendship is tested when they find an old bicycle and clash over who should get to keep it. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Unloved and Forgotten by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
And there I hung, my life slipping away from me, in the center of my very own personal hell. RATED TEEN FOR LANGUAGE AND SUICIDAL THEMES
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Eric Cartman
Safer Not To Say by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
You’re following the rules by not knowing. But you know what they always say? Rules were made to be broken." Should Cartman tell Kyle how he feels? Songfic to "Dangerous To Know" by Hilary Duff. Really mild language. Please R&R
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Because of You by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
My emotions are trapped inside me, in a safety box that I don’t have the guts to open. Because if I do open it, it feels as if my world will crumble around me." A songfic about Kyle and Cartman's broken relationship. Rated for Slash and mild language
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Meaning of Christmas by StupidityIsStupid reviews
She found out," he answered simply. "Found out what?" Cartman asked. "My secret." Only K for very minimal swearing and suicidal themes. A one-shot, NOT a slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Wendy's List by Angelic Guardian reviews
While Wendy searches through her records in order to find a flaw in the girls' list of boys from cutest to ugliest, Stan makes a shocking discovery of his own. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
In The Dark by Esperata reviews
Inspired and encouraged by Porsche101. Skipper and Marlene are trapped together. Rated T for steam.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Roommates by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are all going to be roommates. This can't be pretty.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
You Can't Escape by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Hiding behind my mask. No one knows me at all. ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Lost Friendship by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Most people had expected them to stay friends through high school, but that didn't happen at all. ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Icekinsesis by CDiscord reviews
When Pox creates a new ability for Crypto, the alien may not need his old weapons anymore after all... Rated T for violence and language.
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Surprise by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Stenny! Slight Kyman! Continued from "Fat Free." Stan misses his Super Best Friend. Kenny wants to make Stan happy. Oh, surprise! Kyle's with Cartman! That's the LAST thing Stan wanted to hear. Can Kenny help Stan cope?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Date Rape by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Based on Date Rape by Sublime. Stan has a story to tell, though he's a little fuzzy on the details.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fat Free by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Had A Secret by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
A little KyMan poem. The first I've ever written. WARNINGS inclued SLASH and MILD LANGUAGE. Please read and I really hope you like it.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Only Time by TooMuchPressure88 reviews
Cartman tries to wreck Kyle's party, but recieves some unexpected results. -Rated for Language. Kyle/Cartman SLASH. Don't like it, don't read it. COMPLETE-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Beginning of Disaster by Marcipie reviews
*clears throat* Ah, Bikini Bottom. The town of ocean dwellers and fish of every type. But what's this? A new comer? What will happen during this episode of Spongebob Squarepants? -Renee Maxell entry and in her POV-
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008
If I Had Only Known by theflawintheplan reviews
He was gone. Eric couldn't believe the sight before him. He could practically see Kyle's last moments as he tried to forget ever knowing an Eric Cartman. All because Eric was an idiot who couldn't show his true feelings to someone. Kyman. R/R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Somewhat logical by camomilehottea reviews
Stan/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Only at Twilight by Marcipie reviews
Marlene wants to stay with Skipper for the night. R&R
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Idiot by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Because by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman Luuvvvs Wendy by candyluvr reviews
Cartman's really wants Wendy, but Stan's in the way. Kyle really wants Stan, but Wendy's in the way. The two will have to work together to get the one they want. CartmanxWendy, StanxKyle, StanxWendy. Warning: slash
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
Kyle's voicemail by camomilehottea reviews
Implied Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Twisted Ankle by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Hated You by Amelia Ren reviews
xXx A Darren Shan Poem I created myself. It's about Darren's feelings for Mr Crepsley. NO ROMANCE! I get freaked out by romancy stuff with these people! Eugh. It's like a father son relationship...JUST READ! :D You know you want to... lol : xXx
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
On love and sex by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sleep, Oreos and the Holocaust by candyluvr reviews
Wendy's paired up with Cartman, Bebe and Stan for a project about the Holocaust. Wendy's tired, so she leaves Cartman to do research for her. Oneshot, kinda fluffy, CartmanxWendy, hints of StanxBebe and mention of StanxWendy
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Tree by Tikal Tyrant reviews
A Candy Earth Day special! Cartman finds Wendy in the woods cleaning, and now he wants to help?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Get Your Big Fat Ass Out Of My Face by JoyHeart reviews
Kyle is on the wrestling team, as is Cartman. During practice the team mates wrestle each other, and Cartman has a secret weapon. One shot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Like Siamese twins by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Just a Kiss by super manako sohma reviews
Wendy is a mature kind of girl who doesn't really care about getting her first kiss. That is, until Cartman steals it from her.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Blink by camomilehottea reviews
A little angsty Cartman for everyone.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
The angels should be jealous by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Perfume by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The ExtraTerrestrial Crypto by Marcipie reviews
The mind is a tricky thing. You never know when it'll betray you, or save you. R&R
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
100 Things I Hate About You by JoyHeart reviews
Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Would you like some sauerkraut? by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle fluff. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
And Nothing Changes by Sara Jaye reviews
Wendy and Cartman do what they do best: argue. About Cartman's cat.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Get A Clue by xxxTsubasaHoLic reviews
When Kyle visits his super best friend in the capital city, he runs into somebody he had hoped to never see again. Kyle/Cartman. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,623 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Dubious Ways and Questionable Means by sodsta reviews
Cartman wants his Goddamn money! Warnings for violence, non-con frottage, physical restraint, breathplay/suffocation. Both boys are 16
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Starlight, Starbright by DragonSapphire reviews
Kyle and Cartman attempt star-gazing together. Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Getting Ready with Lust Included by Cartmanxkyle4everandever reviews
Just a little lemon about Kyle and Cartman getting ready for a trip.....I was bored
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Tension by Accio-Underwear reviews
ONESHOT “Done and over with? How?” He asked, giving in and allowing her this victory of being right. Kyle/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
At Least During Sex by Yami White Rain reviews
Cartman thinks it's high time for Kyle to start using his first name. CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Christmas Invasion by Sweet Possum reviews
Eric Cartman is very selfish and greety, espeically during the holidays. Then he meets a new friend who some how touches his heart.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Sometimes by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Slight slash. Sometimes, Kyle and Cartman are there for each other.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Bound by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Kyle x Cartman slash. Two part story. What if Cartman was willing to give Kyle his kidney for something other than ten million dollars?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Detention by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Kyle x Cartman slash. After his detention, Cartman finds Kyle crying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Requiem For My Heart by ayafangirl reviews
Cartman reflects remorsefully on his fast and furious relationship with Kyle, and how his actions towards Kyle as a child led to the ultimate heartbreak. Angsty KyCart kinda one-sided, kinda not. Alternative Ending up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Throne Room by DAHfan reviews
A Cutscene from the Upcoming Path of the Furon Game. Crypto and Pox arrive on Gorta, but they don't recieve a warm welcome.
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Dusty Rose by ayafangirl reviews
Oneshot: Cartman wants to impress Kyle by improving his kissing. Fluff CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Completely Obsessed by TripleS-18 reviews
Oneshot, one-sided K/C. Cartman expresses his thoughts over the Jew he supposedly despises. R&R Rated for strong language and slight sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Daisies in the Snow by Otempora42 reviews
Wendy likes to pretend that everything is as it used to be, and nothing ever changes. Her growing feelings for Eric Cartman, however, cause her to rethink that. CartmanWendy, T for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Cold Winter Evening by TripleS-18 reviews
KyleXCartman. Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the cold. Eventually this ensues Cartman to bother Kyle more often. But why? R&R Rated T for strong language, some violence and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Free Hug by eishi reviews
Starting a free hugs campaign in South Park may or may not have been one of her dumbest ideas ever. CartmanWendy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Just Another Reason by CartmansLover reviews
Wendy has a secret. It didn't start off this way but it became an addiction. Now Eric and Wendy know each others secrets and Wendy doesn't think she can kick her habit now... ever. Rated T for non graphic cutting pretty much it's just mentioned
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Selfish Cartmanas always by Sweet Possum reviews
short stories involving the 4 boys, and Cartman being his usual selfish self.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Cold As Ice by Pururu reviews
A new girl called Rin moves into South Park, but she holds a secret so cold that only Cartman can see. Shall he save the other kids from danger? Please read and review. As told in Cartmans POV with some Kyle added in . ONESHOT. Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Jaloux by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Jealousy-Love-Tears-Betrayal-Ninjas-Grandma!...it's not as interesting as it sounds XD This is a request done for kyleisgod, a lemon for Wendy and Kyle. R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete
Impossible, Embarrassing Love by Sweet Possum reviews
Kyle is in love with a girl who he can never get together with. oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Kyle B. - Complete
Larten's Last Breath by LilyHellsing reviews
Songfic of Crepsley...More details inside...Really sad stuff. DarrenXLarten
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
Useless Brat by LilyHellsing reviews
A short one-shot of how Darren thinks about Crepsley. About his secret feelings and such. R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Some Call It Flirting by Delena Aneled Hupp reviews
A lesson in pride: Most would call it an unhealthy rivalry, but some call it flirting. Wendy pays a visit to Cartman’s house to issue an apology she feels is due. Hey, we all make mistakes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Vampires by Pururu reviews
My first South Park story. A halloween night gone wrong. Kyle gets zapped by a wierd light from the sky and becomes a real vampire. Only Stan and his new friend can save the rest of south park from certain doom. FINISHED! Read my newer stories. This sucks
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Nazi Affair by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Eric finally pushes Kyle too far. Angry to the point of No Return, Kyle goes to Cartman's house to settle an old score and show Eric who's boss. Eric turns the tables on Kyle, not ready to end everything, just start a new...chapter.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
101 Pairings and then some by Cszemis reviews
A series of one shots about the outings or dates between our favourite South Park pairings i.e. Cartman x Wendy, Stan x Kyle etc. In this story Eric Cartman conquers his fears to save Wendy. Please Review
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2006
Mood Rings by Queen Fire Faerie reviews
“Ho, if a guy ever asks you out…make sure they get you a mood ring”. Those had been his exact words. WendyxCartman
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Tears, Rain, and Hairdye by StansFan reviews
Based on the episode, Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset. Cartman tries to get into the party to see someone special. Too bad they won't let him in. Cartman's point of view
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Shooting Stars and Satellites by beforethequeen reviews
Eric Cartman wonders if he'll ever find change. Slash EK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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You're All That Matters To Me reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
You Belong With Me reviews
Cartman is dating Wendy Testaburger and Kyle is heartbroken. Kyle knows he and Cartman are meant to be together. When will Cartman ever realise it? Kyman, Candy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Other Side Of The Door reviews
Trust is important in a relationship. Very important. When Cartman accuses Kyle of cheating on him with Kenny, Kyle is angry and hurt. He can't believe Cartman doesn't trust him... Oneshot. Kyman. For Soul Flash's birthday.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Invisible reviews
Buzz has a major crush on Jessie and is desperate for her to feel the same way. Woody knows Jessie won't ever love Buzz more than a friend and he wishes Buzz would realise that deep inside him, his true love is really for Woody. BuzzxWoody. Oneshot. R&R!
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
Father's Day reviews
It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crazier reviews
Cartman hates his life. He hates the constant name-calling and being laughed at for hurtful reasons. But he found one reason to not kill himself and end his life for good. The reason is love. Kyman. Oneshot. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All Because Of A Rumour reviews
When a stupid rumour spreads around South Park High about Stan, Craig is willing to beat him up for it. The one person most unlikely to save Stan from the revenge-filled Craig does and Stan's feelings for him change forever... For Nikki-Fox's contest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Be Mine Forever reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are all at Stark's Pond playing Truth Or Dare. Kyle gets dared by Cartman to do something he doesn't want to do... Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Unfaithful reviews
This is a twoshot I wrote. The first chapter is a songfic with the song Unfaithful by Rihanna. The second one is a normal chapter. Anyway, basically Kyle loves both Cartman and Stan and he can't decide who he loves more... Kyman, Style. R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
Obsessed reviews
This a Kyman songfic I wrote. Kyle can't sleep at night and he's trying to find out why he feels so happy whenever he sees, hears or even thinks about Cartman... The song is Obsessed by Miley Cyrus. Kyman. R&R please.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Hate Everything About You reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hate That I Love You reviews
Everyone has returned to school from their summer holidays. Wendy finds out that Cartman is in a few of her classes this year and he is her lab partner in Science, to her displeasure. She has to work with him and soon realizes that it's not as bad as she thinks.. Candy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Live For The One I Love reviews
Crypto is quite out of character in this but anyway. Crypto goes down to Earth to get furon DNA but he meets a poor orphan girl named Lauren who he doesn't want to hurt. He looks after her until shes strong again. Then Pox gets a bad phone call... R&R
Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
The One I Love reviews
A new penguin named Marina comes to the zoo. Skipper falls in love with her and Marlene gets upset... SkipperxOC, Skilene. R&R!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
Skipper's Birthday reviews
It's Skipper's birthday and he doesn't want a party but someone decides to throw him one anyway... Slight Skilene. R&R!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Skipper, Marlene - Complete
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