Jiro Uchiha
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Joined 07-11-09, id: 2003559, Profile Updated: 09-01-17
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Aliens/Predator, World of Darkness, Bleach, A song of Ice and Fire, Sanctuary, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, Norse Mythology, Magic: The Gathering, Fire Emblem, Super Sentai, and Kamen Rider.

Fics of the Month : Fire Emblem Awakened, Kamen Rider Maori

Currently Writing: Kamen Rider Maori 11 , Awakened 2

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @BIG_BOSS_FLURB, THAT IS WHERE I AM MOST ACTIVE. IT IS IMPORTANT FOR UPDATES ON WRITING SITUATIONS AND SUCH.

Also check out mi blog: flurbdinichurchoftoku.wordpress.com, as THAT is very active, and will feature in depth explanations of my thought process and planning for Tokusatsu related fics. Many thanks

PLEASE VOTE IN MY POLLS! VOTES ARE APPRECILOVED!

I am very willing to help you with your own Fanfiction. If you want grammar advice, help with fight scenes, those especially, or sex scenes you are too embarrassed to write, PM me here or contact me on twitter and we can talk.

NOTICE: Due to in depth thought and conversation, I have considered taking down both Honor Of A House and Signals of darkness. The former because of a lack of interest. However, with enough research and dedication, I can simply revamp it and breath fresh life into it. The later is because of a specific angle that i feel that was very, very heavily mishandled and i am 10 chapters to deep to fix in a way that would satisfy me. If you have any thoughts, let me know. If not, that is also fine, as I will ponder it myself amongst other things

I always appreciate everything. Thank you all for everything, it means the world to me.

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Update: 9/2/17:

Boy did i lie. I haven't really gotten anything out in ages, as I've been working a hell of a lot more than i ever thought i would, to be frank. Infact, in May, i worked for 3 weeks with no day off, pulling an incredible 35 hours of overtime, and I never winded down from there to be honest. And then in July, i picked up extra shifts at a second store, so that was less time to write, and to make things even worse, there are times where i work open to close, which means...

I wake up at 3AM, walk out the door for work at 4:30 am, start work at 5AM, work until 2PM, get picked up and brought to the second store by my boss and work from about 2:30PM to midnight, get home by 12:30AM, only to wake up at 3AM and repeat the first half of the process. And i was doing this on fridays in August, which was pretty busy compared to say May or June. Only July was busier on average. Combine that with an undersized staff, and I have to stay extra hours constantly, and do the work of multiple people. On top of the fact that whenever my supervisor is displeased with the cleanliness of something, i have to clean it personally etc. It's rather stressful, and i shit you not when i say that i get home, get undressed, sit in front of my computer and fall asleep as soon as i open my web browser. Everyday, all summer.

I've even considered giving up writing altogether, as I expect next April-October to be even worse, as I'll be management, meaning that even more will be expected of me, and I'll have to work more, and more to keep my crew properly trained and in check, and with the sheer lack of energy i have, i can't even type a single word of a single project i have. Especially because everytime i look at the clock, i realized there is very little time between the time on the clock and the time i have to work.

I will strive to remedy this however. and over the course of October-March or April will used my lightened schedule to catch up on everything. Writing, my shows, my blog etc. I hope that you stick around and be patient, as I want to hopefully have most of my projects near completion over the course of this off season. Memorial to Labor Day are low to no activity, Labor to Memorial are mid-high activity hopefully. Thanks as always, Dee Big Homie.

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Sinful Desire by Xx-Synthetic-Cyanide-xX reviews
A cold winter's night seems to be the only thing keeping Nate from sleeping, only as the night goes on and he seeks comfort from his only too willing half brother Touya, he soon realises that the cold is not the only thing keeping him awake. Blacksquaredshipping! Incest! Oneshot! 18 only!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Hilbert/Touya, Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
The Third Life by Cr8zeCorbinFangirl reviews
Takatora doesn't know about 'Micchy' and GAIM doesn't know about 'Mitsuzane'. Kaito's about to find out about 'Zane' SLASH. Micchy/Kaito
Kamen Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
The Best Christmas Present by Naty17 reviews
It's been a year since we've met online. It's Christmas, so I thought I'd finally be able to meet the girl of my dreams, since she doesn't live all too far away. So we set a date and a time, and she appeared. And she was the best Christmas present I ever got. Except, well... 'She' is actually a 'he'- and I only realized AFTER I kissed her.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Len K., Lui H.] - Complete
Pokemon Breeding Journal by Shadowsevilfish reviews
Every type and their breeding capabilities. Pokemon with a scientific view on breeding, and biological reproduction.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
It Takes Three to Triangle by Th4t0n30v3rTh3r3 reviews
The balance in their triangle is off. Jan thinks he knows the answer. JanxRetsuxRan. Rated M for a reason.
Super Sentai - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
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Pokemon:Hold The Heathen Hammer High reviews
Krom Hitoawa was unable to get a starter for his Unovan journey, having three contestants for them. Cedric Juniper gives him an egg of a Pokemon that has never been seen before. Can Krom handle this unusual Pokemon, or will his rivals defeat him? Contains: Blood, Gore, Death, Language, Sexual Content, and mentions of Drug Abuse.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 92 - Words: 325,481 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/28/2013 - OC
Kamen Rider Maori reviews
All Ata wanted was to learn about how various cultures across the world fought. He didn't expect to end up involved in anything serious. But then again, if he could get a fight out of it, he was always ready to involve himself in something new. Even if that was swearing to kill people in colorful super suits
Crossover - Super Sentai & Kamen Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/4
Yugioh 5D's: Signals of Darkness
When two newcomers, Ankh and Hades, enter the New Domino City Duel Academy, the atmosphere changes . Whether it's for the better or not is up to them. Will they be the new Shining Stars? Or will they be the Dark cloud that creeps over Duel Academy, bringing on conflict not seen since the appearance of the Meklord Emperors? Rated M for Language and Future Sexual Content.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 150,345 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 4/7/2014 - OC
Stimulation reviews
After collapsing during a battle with Alain, a certain Kanto Native was looking for a way to relax and relieve some stress. Luckily for him, there was someone to play with. DiodeShipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5 - Ash K./Satoshi, Clemont/Citron - Complete
Fire Emblem: Awakened
When he awoke, He couldn't remember who he was. All he had on him was a sword with letters engraved on it. Will he remember who he was? Where he came from? And were the letters on the sword really spelling out his name?
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,273 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4
The Will Of Darjkness reviews
Jiro Uchiha was always an average ninja, except he never felt like he fit in. He saw things that he shouldn't see. Felt things he shouldn't feel. Even in his spare time, he drew odd creatures. Will becoming a jonin answer any questions for the Uchiha? Or will it cause even more?
Crossover - Bleach & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 234,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Bambietta B., OC]
Yautja: U'sl-N'ritja reviews
When an Elder Yautja's son is killed by Super Predators, he enlists the help of Halkrath N'ritja, a Yautja Ki'cti-pa N'yaka-de. Armed to the teeth, he heads to the Super Predator homeworld. He finds they share the planet with Xenomorphs, and is caught in a world war. Can he obtain Nain-destinje-de for all Yautja, or will Cetanu claim him first? Contains Gore.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
Magic The Gathering: The Wild Son
Raised by Wolfir in a secluded Village on Innistrad, Wulfrukh Wolfirsblood never had a chance to experience many things. Devoted to Hunting, he faces many obstacles, repercussions and challenges that revolve around his favorite habit.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,705 - Published: 5/12/2016
Ragnarok Fenrirsson reviews
When Fenrir breaks free from the Gods' clutches and hides from their searches, what fate will befall his son? Will he be hunted and killed, or will the Wolf's son bite back? Rated M for blood, gore, death, and future sexual content (Re-write from the 2013 Ragnarok Fenrirsson)
Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,513 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 7/26/2015 - OC
The Chronicles Of Set
Following on from the Prequel, this tells the tale of Magnus, and her decision of whether or not to Wake Set, Father of all Abnormals, and the consequences that follow. With Jon missing, and her enemies gathering themselves against her, Set may be her only hope of victory.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,306 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Helen M., OC
The Chronicles Of Set: The Beginning
Finding a stone wall in a cave far away, Helen Magnus reads the story of Set, Father Of The Abnormals, and Destoryer Of Atlantis.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Complete
A Song Of Ice And Fire: Honor Of A House reviews
The ancient man sighed. "We must do what our honor binds us to do." he said. Vasili shrugged. "What does our honor entitle us to do?" he asked. The ancient woman laughed a lyrical laugh. "Why, we take back Winterfell." Set during ADWD, but if Joffery survived the poisoning, and Theon kept Winterfell.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,079 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013
Let Me In
We all know how this goes. A trio of pigs outsmarts a lone wolf. But, what if the lone wolf had help from a not so little bird? And his kitty cat friend? Would he find them quicker? Of course. Would they help him against the cunning pigs? Not by the hairs on their chinny chin chins.
World of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Werewolf - Complete
Skin reviews
"That's Childish. What do you expect, me to be naked?" Iris asked irritated. Ash smirked, a snarky act that was odd for him. "That would be nice." he said, as though it was normal. Iris gaped, as the snarky perverted way he as acting was a total shock to her. No. She would not give in. She would retain her dignity, even if it made her childish. NegaiShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Iris - Complete
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodied Leaves reviews
Framed for murder, Sasuke Uchiha has been stripped of everything. His money, his power, his status. But he knows that the murder is none other than the Hokage, Naruto Uzamaki. Weak and Blind, Sasuke wanders the lands in search of death. That is, until, a mysterious figure offers him an intriguing proposition. Contains Mass Blood and Gore, Death, and may contain Mass Sexual Content.
Crossover - Naruto & World of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sasuke U.
Snarling Venom
The injured Umbreon ran, avoiding the angry Scizor Quuen.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Umbreon/Blacky, Houndoom/Hellgar - Complete
Rotkappchens reviews
One upon a time, a young girl in a red hood took nourishment to her grandmother's house. On the way she met a wolf, and a woodsman. They say the wolf did many cruel things, such as killing the grandmother, and disguising himself as her. They say he ate the girl and her grandmother, only for them to be cut out by the woodsman. But, that is not how it went.
World of Darkness - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Werewolf, Vampire - Complete
Valentine's Hyper Beam
Tired of seeing happy couples, Sylvia the Sylveon hides in grass. Upon awakening that night, she sees an injured Golurk. Add Team Plasma into the mix, and you've got a very random Valentine's Day drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Golurk, Sylveon - Complete