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Joined 07-11-09, id: 2003787, Profile Updated: 09-07-09
Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

I can only be describe as a:

Nörd (Swedish)

Sonderling (German)

Nullità (Italian)

退屈な人 (Japanese)

Lerdo (Portuguese)

болван (Russian)

Empollón (Spanish)

Ballot (French)

書呆子 (Chinese-trad.)

Or to put it simply; a nerd...

(If it's the wrong word, then I apologise)

More about myself?

-Well, my sexual orientation is straight, but I'm in the strong belief that my soul-mate is going to be a girl just to spite me.. After all, fate is a btch, sometimes..


I wear glasses because It makes me look smart and also able to see... better.


Life Goals:

1) Travel by airplane (accomplished)

2) Tricking people to believe that I'm so dumb that I probably would forget the art of breathing. (Which I actually does when I'm fast walking..)

3) Getting a kid that's either hermaphrodite or albino.. Always been a dream of mine.

4) Make my twin sister actually finish one/all of her story/-ies she just can't continue so that I can post them up on ff.net.. (Never gonna happen..)


Funny events with my family:


Conversation between me and my twin sister at 6:22 am one morning:

Me: Catty, what would you rather choose? A kiss of death from a hot guy or a kiss of life from a geekish kind of guy? I mean, the worst kind..

Catty: Hot one. 'Couse then I can die happy.


Shouting match with my sister and I:

Catty: I don't cook because I think it's fun!

Me: And I don't eat your food because I like it! .:Realized what I just said:. ... I didn't meant it like that!!

Catty: .:door-slam:.


Questions from my sister (About DN Angel):

Catty: Do you know what DN stands for?

Me: Doesn't it stands for Daisuke Niwa? ...So what does the A stands for?

Catty: .:Unbelieving stare:.

Me: Oh, right! Angel.. .:Epic phail:.


My sister and I passing frisbee to each other (missing grandly each time):

Catty: .:Missing me once more by "a mile":.

Me: Who are you passing to?

Catty: .:Sarcasm:. Your twins sister .:end sarcasm:.

Me: But you doesn't stand there.. .:Laughing:.


My brother (Monkey1), my sister and I are flipping a key chain with my siblings pictures on:

Catty: No! .:Monkey's picture up:.

Monkey: Was it my picture up?

Me: No, it was your evil twin brother.. .:Deadpan:.

.:Repeat a couple of times:.

Catty: Yes! .:Catty's picture up:.

Monkey: Was it Catty's picture now?

Me: No, it was my evil twin sister .:Deadpan:.

Catty: Hey! I'm not evil!! .:Annoyed:.

(1 If you ask him anything he'll sometimes answer with "Monkey?")


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Timing by Fischadler reviews
There was a rhythm to everything. The way each event in their lives played out, the relationships that grew and the ones that simply didn't. With Tezuka and Fuji, it was just a matter of getting their timing right.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,270 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Tezuka K., Fuji S., Atobe K. - Complete
And It Started With A Crush? by Emerald Moonrose reviews
All Roxas wanted was for his crush to like him back. What he got was a new group of strange friends, an irritating redhead, a face full of magic, and so much more. AU, kinda maybe potentially crackish.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,045 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Roxas
Teacher's Pet by thedeviltheangelandtheme reviews
Sora Hikaru: missing. Roxas Hikaru: searching for his brother. Riku Utada: a man who may know much more about the disappearance than he says. Warning: Sadism, Rape, Gore.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Day by Tiako reviews
The worst day possible may not turn out to be so bad after all - despite all the signs that say otherwise
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Unexpected Occurrences by DragonessBlade reviews
Roxas is Pregnant! And Axel is the Father. How did that happen? Join Axel and Roxas as they go through the ups and downs of pregnancy and the interesting tole it has on family and friends. Contains YAOI & MPREG. Don't like, don't read. Simple
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,377 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Cult by A Pin Drop reviews
Axel is an undercover agent investigating a cult. But can he do it alone? Especially when 'alone' means not alone but with the help of an innocent, unknowing, utterly beautiful true believer. Staying loyal isn't always so easy. Axel/Roxas Officially M
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,718 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crowsong by elveljung reviews
Wartime life is a story about many people, and about what breaks them. Darkfic.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Wolfram vB. - Complete
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Stray Hearts reviews
Roxas has recently lost his girlfriend. As a last wish she wanted him to date the girl who received her donated heart. But what if the one who got the heart isn't a girl at all? For AkuRoku-day
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Axel, Roxas
What's so Wrong with That? reviews
Roxas has always wanted to be in an abusive relationship just because it seems fascinating. So he starts to date Axel. What he might have forgotten was that appearences might be deceiving... Twisted AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Allergies reviews
Roxas just wanted to give Axel a muffin. Sora just wanted to protect Roxas. Axel just wanted to live. .:Pure crack-story:.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Kingdom H Hospital reviews
When Roxas applied to the job-ad from the new hospital about new nurses he hadn’t expected to get a loony like Xemnas Kuro as boss, neither did he expect that he had to wear that kind of uniform. What won’t a guy do for some extra cash?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Just Friends reviews
Hayner experience a hard break up and he's not taking so well. No mather how much his friend want's him to move on he just can't. Mentions of boy love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hayner - Complete
It's a Promise Axel reviews
A sound from a firing gun was echoing though the rundown streets and all the earlier movements ceased as everybody stopped to see what had happened. Curious eyes peered down the street, hoping to see what disaster had ocurred now.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete