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NEW FAVORITE QUOTE EVER! From "Screwy Dewey" a FanFiction:
"It was only history of magic," Sirius rolled his eyes, "it's not like I need that for whatever job I would get, if I even get a job." He leaned forwards towards his friends, "I'm planning on living off the money my Uncle Alphard left me. It's enough for decades!"
Dewey spoke up too, "I'm just going to wing it when I leave Hogwarts." She stretched her arms casually above her head, "I'm only taking four classes, so I don't really qualify for any job."
Remus looked scandalized. "Four classes?"
"Yeah," Dewey frowned. "You have to take at least four, so I'm taking Defense, Care of Magical Creatures, Potions, and History of Magic. 'Course, I can just ditch Binns class, so it's more like three courses."
"You are going no where in life," Sirius told her. She pulled a face at him.
"I'll just mooch off James," She claimed.
"Er, no," James said, looking up and pushing his glasses up his nose. "I'll be living with my wife, Lily, and our three kids, Lillian, Lilith, and Lily junior." (FAVORITE PART!)
"You've actually thought this out?" Peter said, raising his eyebrows. "That's so creepy."
"You're a terrible twin," Dewey glared at him, "Now I'm going to be forced to mooch off Mr. Inheritance over there." The shoved Sirius, who flailed his arms before falling off the arm of the couch. She grabbed the back of his robes and hauled him to his feet, "C'mon, Sirius, it's time for detention, and you need to show me where McGonagall's room is."
MORE FROM SCREWY DEWEY
"Hey, I didn't know you read Lord of the Rings!" Dewey held up the book, Return of the King. Damn her pickpocketing skills.
"What?" Doon snatched the small paperback out of her hands, "I do not read Lord of the Rings."
"Really?" Dewey pushed her wire-framed, round glasses farther up her nose. "I read it. I read all of the, bunches of times." She leaned forwards conspiratorially, "My favorite character is Pippin."
"Mine too!" His voice had risen several octaves, and was almost a squeal. "Cough... I don't know who Pippin is..."
Protected form HIM
5 year old bella's dress
Todler Serenity: (CUTE!!!)
her short hairstyle
Persues and Thesues (Lake and Logan)Persues=right Thesues=left
All I Ever Wanted
Walk in dividing closet
Chapter 2: Funeralwedding
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
There's a girl in my mirror Crying tonight. And there's nothing i can say To make her feel alright.
I will never regret loving you ...only believing you loved me too.
She refuses to trust anyone, Because she refuses to get hurt again.
I'm always the friend never the girlfriend.
Im just the girl standing in the background of all the happy people.
Sometimes the pain's too strong to bare. And life gets so hard you just don't care. You feel so alone you just sit and cry. Every second you wish you could die. Then you start thinking 'who would care?' If one day they woke up-and you weren't there.
Kill her. Go ahead Make her dreams come true
When you look in the mirror And don't like what you see You can find out first hand What it's like to be me.
Boys just break hearts so why cant we break them first.
I dont care when you threaten to bite me because deep down I want you to.
If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight,you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (My friend Caroline and I do this all the time 'cuz we make faces of mock disgust behind our teachers back.LOL!XD)
If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, and obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If whenever you see a silver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!!", copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have noticed yourself staring at peoples' necks, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that vampires and werewolves live among us, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people that have hot hands are werewolves, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people say that you always have cold hands and you're thrilled by it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people who don't have cold hands are not normal, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're terrified of forests and ballet rooms, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot, Who calls you back when you hang up on him, Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep, Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you...If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile!
I'm not obsessed with Twilight, I'm just strongly attached to the hot vampires.
You want to know why I read Twilight? Because a small part inside of me broke when I realized my boy-friend(s) wasn't a mythical monster.
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901
Jasper Hale: Smoother Than You Since 1843
Bella Swan/Cullen: More Of A Danger Magnet Than You Since 1987 Or Luckier Than You Since 1987
Started calling myself Bella again, moved to Forks, acted like a danger Magnet…So where’s my Edward?
I gasp every time I see a silver Volvo, so I know you do too...
For Christmas, I gave my boyfriend some glitter, contacts, ice packs, and hair dye.. you can guess what I did with it...
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.
The Man Rules
Finally the guys' side of the story.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.
Find the Guy
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.
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