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Well my name is -- dont you wish you knew!
I write stories , have friends, and have hobbies.
I LOVE basketball even though I suck at it.(Hali you say NOTHING!)
Read this I DIDNT WRITE IT
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an atic
Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quite but thinking
"God why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly bargded in
everything was as quite as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.
My favorite movies are: jonas brothers concert experience,and others that havent came to mind(i have a short attention span)
My fav.music:Jonas brothers,boys like girls.third day, newsboys,switchfoot,the fray,jimmy robins,greenday,and others.
my fav. books: do we even have time?
My crush: a brown headed, brown eyed, freakishly tall, basketball playing ...guy.
(even though i think my friend hali likes girls cuz she hates boys except a certain someone hehe )
(in ur face hali)
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Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Boys are like Slinky's. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,If you laugh, I laugh,If you fight, I got your back,If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!"
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".
Love isn't finding someone you can LIVE with... it's finding someone you can't live without!
If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was.
I promise... someday you'll REGRET loosing me & you'll think back and say "dang... that girl really DID love me..."
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved; and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
You want me to act like we've never kissed, you want to forget; pretend we've never met and I've tried and I've tried but I haven't yet... you walk by, and I fall to pieces.
Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living.
Dance as though no one is watching you. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on earth.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
If you say, I love you, then you have already fallen in love with language, which is already a form of break up.
Where love Is concerned, too much is not even enough.
There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go.
The weirdest thing happened the other morning... I woke up with tears in my eyes... and one rolling down my cheek... and I knew I must have been dreaming of you again.
Friendship is just a word but my girls give it a meaning.
I promise I will never forget the day we kissed or the day we met - - - the sky may fall and the stars may too, but in the end I will still love you!
Friends will share an umbrella with you when it's raining but best friend(s) will grab the umbrella from you and yell RUN LOSER RUN!!
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful... Hate me cuz your boyfriend thinks so...
I called your boyfriend Gay and he hit me with his purse.
She's my best friend break her heart and I break your face.
Grammar: something that people on the Internet are incapable of learning.
If you need space join NASA.
Some call it stalking I call it love.
A girl worth kissing is not easily kissed.
The best accessory a girl can have are her best friends.
A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still know something is wrong.
True friends are hard to find harder to leave and impossible to forget
True friends last a lifetime.
Just when I thought I ran out of reasons to smile you came along.
Sometimes, all a girl needs is a hand to hold and a heart that will understand...
Many people walk in and out of our lives but only True friends will leave footprints in your Heart.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?".
Best Friends; because our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.
A good friend helps you up when you fall but a best friend laughs helps you up just to trip you again.
Don't look for the boy who can be the best boyfriend. Look for the boy who can be your best friend.
Love is only a chapter in a guy's life, but to a girl, it's a whole book.
NO he's not my boyfriend. But I love his hugs. His smile. His advice. His kindness. And the times we laugh together. I guess I fell in love with our Friendship.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" but then tells you why it's not.
Don't run in the school hall...gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always a on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Dear I love you
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
50 Ways To Annoy people At The Movies
1.) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2.) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3.) Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4.) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5.) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6.) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7.) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8.) Yell out what is going to happen.
8.) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
9.) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
10.) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
11.) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
12.) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
13.) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
14.) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
15.) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
15.) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
16.) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
17.) Try to start a wave.
18.) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
19.) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
20.) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
21.) Sing with the theme music.
22.) Bring and use your own air freshener.
23.) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
24.) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
25.) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
26.) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
27.) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
28.) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
29.) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
30.) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
31.) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
32.) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
33.) Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
34.) Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
35.) Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
36.) Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
37.) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
38.) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
39.) Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.
40.) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
41.) Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
42.) Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
43.) Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
44.) Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
45.) Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
46.) Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
47.) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
48.) Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
49.) Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
50.) Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream what happens in the end.
Fun Things To Do In A Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the elevator.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone you hate.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the teacher.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry with the world.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Use your homework to pretend to roast marsh-mellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tap dance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone then look away like you didn't do it.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you with a plastic ring and all.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President of the United States.
Don't blame me if you really do try this!40 things to do when youre bored in class
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