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As some of you may have noticed we've have deleted both of our stories, the reason being we haven't been able to update in so long. We'll be working on a new story during December so we might have it posted in January. Our apologies for not giving a notice but hopefully we'll have a better quality story out next year.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Moonlit Death

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i always lose). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.

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Sixty percent of American teenagers don't seriously think of committing suicide. If you're one of the forty percent who do and admit you're fucked up, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A Child by theyoungphoenix reviews
*DISCONTINUED, PLEASE READ AN* Danny was feeling like an idiot. He was late for school because of the Box Ghost, then later that day, has a run in with "the Ghost Zone's greatest hunter".
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Danny F., Desiree, Vlad M., OC
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 7,845 - Follows: 9,441 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Time to Learn by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Time to Live, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year detirmed to enjoy the rest of his schooling without the threat of Voldemort. If only it were that simple. AU, Post OotP, No HBP,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P.
Off White Magic by Flying Tunamonger reviews
What if history had went differently, and Albus and Gellert never parted ways? A chronicle of how it could have happened if they had not done so. AD/GG, AD/ED, Grindeldore, Alphias.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,166 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 4,614 - Follows: 5,153 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
I Will Sin Again by VerityFrancesB reviews
Murphy is that split second when a cartoon character steps off a cliff, right before they fall to their doom. Continuation if Bless Me Father. Connor/Murphy. Nua Aimsiu Verse.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2010
Bless Me Father by VerityFrancesB reviews
Connor can't remember when his hairbrained ideas turned to "lets damn us both to hell" but Murphy just smiles and says "ok". Twincest. Dom/Sub. Nua Aimsiu Verse.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2010
A Different Kind of Different by embrace-the-deception reviews
A series of semi-related short stories about a teenage Dean on his autistic brother Sammy. Teen-chester, Dean 15 Sam 11 Rated T for occasional swearing to be safe COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Not A Monster by SamCole reviews
Sam/Castiel Sassy . Hints of Sam/Dean. Dean is abusive and Castiel comforts him in a way that neither is expecting. Smut and lemons for all!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Feels Like the First Time by Enticingly reviews
Everything's all wrong and Dean doesn't know how to fix it. Wincest. Read the warnings before reading, please. I don't want to offend.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Consequences of a prepared mind by Maethoriel Raina reviews
A small change in Harry's past has knock on effects thoughout his time at Hogwarts. A 'what if' type of story starting with his first year, and the changes that a smart Harry would cause.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,343 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Alone Time by AlphaOmegaPsi reviews
Wherein Black Star is a topper and Kid is in deep denial. M/M, yaoi, PWP, Fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Black Star, Death The Kid - Complete
Mayonaka by Dragoon-sama reviews
Midnight; the hour of the dead. Time ticks ever backwards. You and I, we're trapped together in this endless dance, where the sky is awash in red. There's nothing left but the light of hope, so let's scrape the bottom together.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,166 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E.
Pandora's Box by ThetaWolfe reviews
Connor and Murphy McManus, ex-Alliance Operatives find themselves on Serenity. Can the twins ever just stay out of trouble? Do you dare to open the box? M for Language and possible twincest in the future.
Crossover - Firefly & Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 13,662 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lord Ranma by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,895 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 7,189 - Follows: 1,614 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Second Father by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Tucker thinks about Hank, and how much he owes him. Spoilers for 'Am I Blue' Please R&R!
Royal Pains - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Tucker B. - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
Give In to Me by Minoru19 reviews
PWP. Albus invites Gellert to stay for the holidays. Warning: not for children.--Slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G.
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,685 - Follows: 547 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Overprotective by JessicaGoble reviews
Maka Albarn tends to be a magnet for trouble. Luckily she has her weapon who will always protect her no matter what. But can he protect her from everyone? Soul/Maka. PLEASE REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,953 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Identity by Brackets reviews
A child's mind in isolation turns only to itself, but Harry discovers there another person. He enters the mind of the man who had made the world quail, and out of this rises a prodigy unlike no other. Dark!Harry No Pairings! Voldemort/Harry friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Only Enemies by leave this world reviews
In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,169 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
The Proverbial Queen by kitkaht reviews
He would be the King of his empire and Albus would be the proverbial Queen. The one to help Gellert rule, support and protect him, build him up. And all he needed to give to Albus was the illusion of love. ADGG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 6,759 - Follows: 6,179 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Dawn by Naia reviews
A new dawn, a new day. In a now peaceful world, Harry Potter likes to watch the dawns. Battle weary and betrayed, he is finally enjoying life in the Muggle world. However the wizards haven't forgotten the Boy-who-lived and want him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Am I Smart? by Penguin-sa reviews
An AU examination of episode 49, in which Ranma suffers head trauma and believes himself to be a girl. Ranma imprints on a different girl as his "model".
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Smutty Exchange by bluesonmondays reviews
Black Star and Death the Kid having sex. Enough said?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Death The Kid, Black Star - Complete
Holding on to hope by Tessa Marlene reviews
A take on the last US elections and Barack Obama's victory from a Hetalia point of view. America is hurt and abused and is hoping that the new president will bring peace and prosperity to a wounded country. Obama/US as requested.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2008 - America - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 471 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Ante Bellum by Mysterious Wind reviews
Albus experiences something special with Gellert, and finds himself smiling at the end of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 199 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Master of Death by MadEyes reviews
-AU- Reality is ever changing, but Magic will always be. Death is rarely final and the Soul, seldom complete. To become a Guide from a splinter, to have the Spirit to succeed, one thing will always be certain: to Master Death he will need.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,487 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P.
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 5,392 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Magical History of the United States by Innortal reviews
Is Britain the only magical world within Harry Potter's world? No, there are others, and they don't see Britain as the center of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/3/2008
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 346 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shipwrecked for the Greater Good by stella8h8chang reviews
Albus and Gellert, my OTP, safe and sound in their alternate-universe, sit down and ponder the ships that JKR wrecked ‘for the greater good’. Watch me go through each of FFN's 138 listed HP characters in a bid to prove that Gellert deserves to be there!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Melon reviews
Never leave the curtains open when dreaming. GG/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Revolutionize Me by A Darker Angle reviews
Those were the cries of the wizarding world, destined for their ears alone to hear. And with the fate of the world on their shoulders, Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald were not about to give in. [A what if story. Please R&R.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Albus D.
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 4,187 - Follows: 964 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bath by Rowna Seria reviews
Gellert Grindelwald has an idea he must tell Albus right away, but there are a few obstacles along the way. Such as Aberforth. Not really slash, unless you count Aberforth's little comment at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Headmaster's Portrait by ziasudra reviews
Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!Noticing that Snape wasn't given a portrait in the Headmaster's office, Harry decided to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 449 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Dopiest Hufflepuffs by egyptianriver reviews
James and Sirius meet before Hogwarts and things change. AU. JPLE SBRL Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
An Unwilling Ownership by Lanta reviews
ABANDONED. When Harry comes to Hogwarts shortly after his eleventh birthday, he finds that money is not all that his parents left him. They also left him a slave, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lamb of Sacrifice by Lady Salazar reviews
Oneshot. He loved them, and he'd fight for them to the bitter end. But both he and Ron agreed, being killed by them was a bit much, when Dumbledore decides the Prophecy means that Harry's death will mean Voldemort's as well. Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Strangely Comfortable by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Fusion-fic. The crew of Serenity rescue a shipload of students from River's Academy. Connor and Murphy McManus are among them. 5x500 words.
Crossover - Firefly & Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Mal, Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
Decisions, Decisions by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
A Hogwarts Acceptance Letter has arrived at 4 Privet Drive for one Mr. Harry Evans... Who in the world is he? Written for the AU challenge at the HogwartsRising Challenge community.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
When It's No Longer Cliche by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
A beaten and bloodied boy? A guardian spirit? But what happens when something is wrong with the character, and the innocent don't need to be protected? And when broken games become bloodied obsessions? A new twist on a battered beginning. YxYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,373 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 300 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
In the Presence of Angels by Seldes Katne reviews
In the present day, a Jewish grandmother recalls a mysterious man from her childhood; in 1938, Alastor Moody makes a chilling discovery in a pre-World War II German city.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2001