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Joined 07-11-09, id: 2004036, Profile Updated: 07-30-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Enchanted, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Hook.

So, uh, hi? There was probably a reason for you coming to my profile...Hate to break it to ya, but there's not much to it. But, hey! Since you're here, why don't you find out about me a little bit? Who knows, I might be famous one day and these little tidbits might be useful on Jeopardy or something.

Well, here you go:

-I love cheese and bread. (I swear, if I was lactose intolerant, I would risk the disgusting tummy ache-or what ever it is that happens- just to eat cheese. And if I couldn't eat bread...I-I-I just can't imagine my life at all. It wouldn't even be a life)

-I am heavily sarcastic, and it might show in my stories, if they're not too Mary Sue xD I can't really tell if they are or not.

-I have an obsession with romance: fantasy and/or period to be specific [Fantasy would most noticeably be Twilight Saga (You think the movie and I'll flog you). Period would be Pride and Prejudice (Ya know, Jane Austen awesomeness). And a combo of the two would be the heart-wrenching Gemma Doyle Trilogy (Libba Bray, read it. Do it. Do it now!)]

-I am a movie fanatic, I don't just like one genre, I love them all. Even horror, although after watching them I can't seem to shut my eyes and not imagine the worst thing happening.

--Speaking of movies, my favorite movies are...! ...uhh...My Cousin Vinny, The Breakfast Club (Bender's beautiful),Gone with the Wind, 90s animated movies (Anastasia/Quest for Camelot/Disney/etc.) as of late, Harry Potter! (anything with Alan Rickman, really. His voice is just so sexy), There are many others but I don't want to bore you...OH! Snow White: A Tale of Terror! It's amazing, Sigourney Weaver is the step-mother. It's just so good, I'm shocked that there isn't any stories on that. *light bulb flash over my head*

--I have a tendency to quote movies a lot, in the accent that it was originally said, (Yes, I do New York My Cousin Vinny voice.) I can also do Eleanor from 8 Crazy Nights voice.

-My favorite actors are Alan Rickman and Jeremy Irons (I swear, if their voices had a love child, it would take over the world with its sexiness), also Taylor Kitsch, Hugh Jackman (X-Men, need I say more?), Hugh Laurie (House=love), Patrick Swayze (I can't love him now, since he's kinda dead...),IAN SOMERHALDER!!!, and that guy on Victorious, the guy who's like so serene and shows no emotion...I don't know, there's just something about him I like...OH and Jack Black is my soul mate...if only he were smokin' :( - I know that's superficial, but oh well.

I HAVE AN INHUMAN OBSESSION WITH CRIMINAL MINDS!!!!! SPENCER IS TOO ADORABLE!! ahem...moving on.

Uhh anything else you'd like to know?

Anyway, read my stories PLEASE? and Review them PLEASE? love ya bye now.

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Once Upon a Time by LA Knight reviews
Wolves in human skin. A Beast and a lost maiden. A sanctuary in an oncoming storm. A prince of Elven blood. Sacrifices, debts, honor, and oaths. Ten long, beautiful years, and all the stories that fall within them. A collected fanfic series; currently on book 12.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 118 - Words: 1,456,467 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Prince Nuada, OC]
Beata Maria's Jester by The Fool's Masquerade reviews
After witnessing how far her father was willing to go to keep his power over the people of Paris strong, young Arianne is finished with simply sitting on the sidelines and watching him do as he pleases. Taking on the persona of Maria's Jester, Arianne works quietly by night to free and aid the innocent Gypsies that Frollo works to trap and annihilate... ClopinXOC R&R, please.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,616 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Clopin T.
Magic in the Night by Jarjarblinx1 reviews
What if the Phantom was able to find someone to love who could love him in return? A story of a passionate love that is put to the ultimate challenge when they are faced with a powerful enemy. ErikxOC, AU. Reviews and comments would be mighty appreciated! Might be M for later chapters but may be change. M rating anyway just to be safe!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,621 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Erik
The Captain's Cabin Boy by linalove reviews
"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,830 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Lettice and The Curse of the Black Pearl by delinquentwrecks reviews
Following the storyline of CoTBP but with my added OC. What happens when a young girl was rescued along with William Turner? Lettice lives in Port Royal, parentless and aching for freedom, until a notorious pirate Captain enters. J/OC W/E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Daughter of Slytherin by Annabeth Volturi reviews
Salena Slytherin, daughter of Salazar Slytherin is crystallized 4 1000 yrs & freed by Dumbledore and Snape.She can see into the future, but she's not happy with her descendant.Snape cares 4 her, & she cares 4 him, but could it blossom into something else?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 111,182 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Narnian Knights by magyka95 reviews
Kay is confused.No, that would be an understatement.She was sure she hated him and his guts but why does her heart beat faster at the sight of him? now's not the time for these feelings, specially in the middle of a war.sigh..to be in love...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,639 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009
Evanescent Temptation by EvanescentOrchid reviews
Gemma becomes a type of immortal, then, after years of solitude and still not fitting in, she meets the lovely pale creatures that haunted her dreams and her visions. This is a A Great and Terrible Bauty/Twilight fanfic. Enjoy! Rated M for the future...
Crossover - Gemma Doyle Trilogy & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward
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Blood's Thicker reviews
WIP Title. I'm HORRIBLE at summaries. So here's what you need to know. Grace is 16, Peter's "older" sister. She's been in hiding since Pan's left and is kind of ticked that he doesn't remember. She refuses to tell him that they're related and is reluctant to even help him become the Pan he once was. AND since I 3 Dante Basco, I'm gonna add romance with Rufio! BAM! SO Rufio/OC. R&R
Hook - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012
Enchanted: Morgan's Ever After reviews
Morgan is 17 now and she is rather indifferent when it comes to happily-ever-after because of all her not-so-good relationships over time.One day,Nancy and Edward visit their old friends to invite them to a party for Edward's little brother.Hmm...R&R peez
Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Morgan P.
Unknown Territories
Lucinda, a Romanian gypsy, living in France. She was trained to be a dancer/singer on the street. In order to protect her friends, Lucinda is owned by a man of "higher" power...and the new captain of the Guard has his eyes on Lucinda. Can he help her? R&R
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011
Can't wait forever reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION! Samantha Swan is in love with Alec I'm going with the movie Alec, b/c he looks way older than 12/13 and, for her safety, she goes to live with her uncle Charlie and cousin Bella. Watch as her story unfolds, and watch HER watching Bella's unfold, too. I'm bad @ summaries, if it's Mary-Sue, sorry. Just know, Sam's got emotional issues. R&R PLEEEZZZ 3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009