ChocolateAngel-san
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Joined 07-11-09, id: 2004078, Profile Updated: 09-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, and Naruto.

Hi, My name is (lol. I'M really gonna tell you my name)!!

I love all colors because, well I'm crazy like that.

I have 2 brothers, both unfortunetly are equally annoying.

I am in middle school, some where in the midwest.(like i said.)

I love reading and being random because i mean who doesnt. I got my Voice from Target like Max said. And some time I talk to my self just to rant.

My fav series/books so far are:

The 39 clues

Twilight

Maximmum Ride

All the books in my library(theres like 50 of them)

Naruto manga

And all the books I've read.

Right now my head is a freaking jumble of ninjas, flying mutant bird kids, vampires and werewolfs, travelers and random stuff


Favorite Quotes:

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-Maximum Ride-SOF

Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-STWAOES

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! ~Fang-MR-SOF

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

"Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?" -Fang-FW

"Hi. My name is Jesus. What's yours!" - Me. (I was hanging out with my friend and this is how someones name would be pronounced if someone's name was JesusHesus)

"Your mama smells like pie." - What my other friend used to say.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I think)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I'm a girl so I'm guessing that it doesn't count in my case :P)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(Just a little)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(Just so you know, you need blood to live so of course I like blood.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I'm actually neither for nor against it. I believe the mother should do what she wants)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Uchiha Nara,ChocolateAngel-san

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Funny Sentences

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

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Friends With Benefits, Stiles Style by CaileeChaos reviews
A Stiles/OC mini-series in which Stiles and a local spitfire attempt a "Friends With Benefits" type relationship. Because even Stiles needs some lovin'. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,036 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Stiles
Temptation by nymerias reviews
Alec Lightwood finds himself with an absurd, embarrassing and annoying crush on his new French teacher. AU/AH. Maybe lemons I don't know. Review?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2698 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Disney Chatroom by Dolphinfootballover95 reviews
Like everyone else, Disney characters also like to chat on IM, but what happens when villains intrude on a pretty steamy hero conversation. AuthorNote: First story I have written for FFnet, please review kindly
Disney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,452 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride and the Deathly Crossovers by Skye Maxwell reviews
A series of oneshots, with each chapter crossing Maximum Ride over with another story that it just shouldn't be crossed over with. A lot of poking fun at... well, everyone. Pure ridiculousosity. Ch.1: Camp Rock, Ch.2: Fairly OddParents, Ch.3: Harry Potter, Ch.4: Avatar: the Last Airbender.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,967 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lin's Sex Ed Class of Horrors by maddythehuman reviews
Toph decides it time to talk about "IT" so, she drags Lin to the avatar residence to get help from her favorite healer and Avatar. Linzin NO SMUT Kataang Pre-Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Katara - Complete
it's not quite as simple as it used to be by Silverflare07 reviews
Quinn is left, single and alone, for Spring Break. That is, until Logan offers to let her stay with him in Santa Barbara. Neither of them is really looking for anything, but that doesn't mean they won't find it. An AU look at the start of Quogan.
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,803 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Logan R., Quinn P. - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Kelsbury reviews
When Wally wants to hide away from the pain, she is always the one to find him. Character death, swearing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Flirting by FourEmptySpaces reviews
Hermione is busy studying in the library and Draco thinks there are better things she should be doing, namely, flirting with him. Someone, please, save her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fighter by KNO reviews
You don't mess with her. Rated T for strong language, gore, and violence. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,779 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Congratulations by yokainomiko reviews
You've finally won. Too bad you didn't want it. Alex thinks about the family wizard competition.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Cinderella Has Nothing On Us by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
I never had parents, and her blood wasn't worth a crap, so we made our own family. But sometimes saying "I forgive you," is better than "Screw it,". Set in the same AU as Once Upon a Time Does Not Even Begin to Cover It. NaruHina, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Promise by lokyisa reviews
Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,947 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon a Time Does Not Even Begin to Cover It by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
He was looking for a fake boyfriend, and thanks to the circumstances, I looked a lot like a guy. Cue the weirdest how-we-met story EVER. Modern AU, SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions by Clubbed2Death reviews
Parody/Humor Sakura and Ino use Naruto as a delivery boy for their confessions to Sasuke... but they forgot one important thing about their letters. Their names. Shonen-Ai joke, no real pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Call Me by Clubbed2Death reviews
Naruto gets himself a new cellphone and has everyone's number in it except Sasuke's. Sasuke develops a new obsession... but first he needs a cellphone and quick. Yaoi SasuNaru Humor/Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Sasuke Doesn't Top by N.V.9 reviews
Because Naruto would kill him. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Secret Santa by Midnight-The Angel of Darkness reviews
Naruto has a Secret Santa, who could it possibly be?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Snow Angels by fyd818 reviews
Neji refuses to join in making snow angels, so Tenten decides to encourage him to have a little bit of fun, even if her method is a tad ... strange. NejiTen Christmas fluff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - [Neji H., Tenten] - Complete
Sparks Fly by Kazahana Yukina reviews
It pained her to know that she, the weapons specialist in the whole leaf country, couldn't even hit the mark she set her eyes and heart upon. Neji X Tenten
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Reversal by refracted reviews
The words that escape from his mouth burn onto you like ash, and leave remnants like smoke – they choke, strangle and lastly, laugh at you. "Do you still love me?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Over Him by Bubblegum Shoes reviews
ONESHOT. If there was one thing Mercedes Jones was sure of, it was that she was completely over Sam Evans. ;Sam/Mercedes;
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sam E., Mercedes J. - Complete
We Make It Work by SpazzyCaro reviews
Mercedes finally agrees to go to the Lima Comic bookstore with Sam.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sam E., Mercedes J. - Complete
To Fit the Part by Wolffie12 reviews
Tenten is upset about the circumstances of a costume party. Can Neji do anything to ease her mind or will his pride stop him? Written for DeviantArt's NejiTenPlz "Masks" contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Good Luck, darling by helaluvE reviews
Sectionals can be nerve wrecking. Kisses can go a long way to calm someone. And sometimes they don't. Samcedes fluff
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Mercedes J., Sam E. - Complete
Caged by arabmorgan reviews
All teenagers have a rebellious streak in them, and the stoic Neji is no exception. An unfortunate victim of fate, it's now time for him to take control of his own destiny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Suit by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
Sweet little fluff involving everyone's little emo and his special day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Chapstick by AlisaLovesYou-O.o reviews
Here I was, on the top of a Ferris wheel, kissing Sasuke Uchiha. And here I was, liking it. SasuNaru! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hitchhiker by LaughinConfusion reviews
"Naruto!" I hear them both call, but I don't halt. I just run. I hear Neji and Tenten continue to call me but I still keep going. I glance up and see something that stops me dead. A private cemetery. That isn't it though...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Welcome to Mystery by wilsontoyourhouse reviews
"Blue tree tops and velvet skies; you're ready to blow your mind."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Forever and After by fantasmefantastic reviews
CRACK. OneShot. NaruHina. "It's safe to assume that True Love's Kiss will break the spell." ... "This moron can't be her True Love!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Note to the Fangirls by GabrielSeductiveTrickster reviews
Sasuke is making a video, but with Naruto helping him out there is something bound to happen on camera. YAOI, SASUNARU, BOYXBOY etc. in public. Kinda smutty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hello Jealousy by Chaos Ride reviews
There were times she just wanted to be the prettiest girl in the room, but knew it would never happen. A late night realization, and a friendship born.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Ella, Nudge - Complete
DillyDally by BananaSwirl reviews
Flirting with your already-boyfriend is awkward and amusing. SMW prompt: Flirting.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
L U C I F E R by SunshineGirl09 reviews
To put it briefly, in only a matter of about twenty minutes, I became a slave to the Devil, an apprentice to the detached and heartless but skillful Neji Hyuuga, friends with a crew of unlikely assassins and a student to a high school where it all unknowingly exists. This is not the reality that I wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,248 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
X Rated by XxPredictablexX reviews
You're caught,Red X! Finally, I see the coming of justice!""Pf. I saw the coming of your mom last night." Red X is caught, and forced to stay at Titan Tower,which causes some...chaos. Rated T for language, and adulterated humor.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Red-X
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Crack by Crazys by WatchingYou reviews
Strange Naruto crack storys by me and some by my friend. Great for your daily dose of crack fanfiction. -New chapter: 50th Chapter Award Show Special-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,367 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/5/2007
iGet It by amandajbruce reviews
This wasn't just any dancing couple swaying slowly in each other's arms, gingerly holding on to one another as if they were made of glass. This was Carly and Freddie. A "missing moment" of sorts from iSpeed Date.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Enigma by bobkitty1123 reviews
When Sam leaves to get ham and Freddie gets ahold of her pearphone, what will he discover? -Seddie-
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iGet a Car by inkblot hearts reviews
Freddie is finally 18, and has bought his first car. His new sense of freedom has him taking Sam out for a spin. This Seddie one-shot coincides with iProm.Approximate date: early February
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Fireworks by Ella Inspired reviews
There was something about her eyes that he liked. The way they lit up when she fought and the way they twinkled when she smiled. Ray would do anything to keep seeing the fireworks. Rayella
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2011 - [Stella Y., Ray B.] - Complete
The Habit by writeforlove reviews
The first few times it happened, Derek managed to shrug it off. But the night after he's left at the alter, Derek finally had to ask. "So, stealing my girlfriends is habit forming?"
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
iAdmit It by Dude Your Awesome8 reviews
Freddie and Gibby get caught passing a note in Mr. Howard's class and they're forced to come up front to read it. What could it possibly say? Set after iParty With Victorious
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Prisoner by KNO reviews
Alternate Universe. No one ever said dealing with prisoners would be easy. Rated T for language, some mild violence, and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,064 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Fight, Talk, Protect, and Flirt by Just a Little Spark reviews
"If a boy and a girl fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, protect each other like brother and sister, and flirt like first loves... then they're certainly meant to be!" NejiTen, because I love them. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
His Girl by ForeverSmiles reviews
Everyone just sees Reese Wilkerson as a bully and hates him for it, but Maria Gonzalez sees him as a bully and loves him for it. Crappy summary, good story. Reese/OC
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
The Crisis of a Cherry Blossom by castle of ice reviews
This is just a high school fic...but at this school Sakura must try to fit in with a prejudiced school body;backstabbing student council;crazed fangirls;an apathetic hottie;& his older brother who constantly plays pranks on her!It's brains VS.wealth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,165 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Over My Head by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
"Oh, yeah? What're you thinking about, then?" Tenten challenged. Neji's answer stunned her into silence. "..You." /Everyone knows I'm in over my head...eight seconds left in overtime, she's on your mind.../ NejiTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Flirting With Potter by The.Girl.In.Black reviews
this is what happpens when Malfoys try to seduce Potters. rated T just to be safe.language. just Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Social Food Chain by mzmroxx reviews
Mashiro Rima has never thought the popular kids were cool. When her friend Amu has become one, Rima has the chance to glance into the world of popularity. Not only that: she also has to deal with the all too perfect Fujisaki Nagihiko. What's a girl to do?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,976 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Somebody by Misery's-Toll reviews
Because remaining inconspicuous is impossible when you've painted a bright red target on your back. Sakura-centric, Sasuke/Sakura. High school fic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,051 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day I Charmed the Pants Off Kurt Hummel by buildmeapyramid reviews
A oneshot that I would like to turn into a series should it garner enough interest. Just a bit of fluffy, smutty yumminess about Blaine's big talent-Moulin Rouge, anyone?-in the art of wooing. Rated T for now since I can't write smut to save my life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Tale of the Curling Iron by dreamscapenymph reviews
neji, tenten, and a curling iron. oh, and lee. who coined a new name for neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Wedding Crasher's Story by history-writer86 reviews
Casey Acosta is a good guy. If he wasn't, why else would everyone like him so much? He just gets mixed into secrets, big secrets that he can't share with anyone, not even his crush, Sammy. Do not read if you haven't read Wedding Crasher.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Robbing Rick's Waffle Emporium by meltinglacier reviews
Raven wasn't kidding when she said that she liked waffles more than life itself. But really, this was a bit much. Crack-ish.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Touch by Kryalla Orchid reviews
It was not unwelcome, it was not unwanted, but X'hal curse it, why did it never go any further? Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,047 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Teenage Dream by tornupleather reviews
Tonight, there won't be any regrets - just love. One-shot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
take two years & call me when you're better by seemslikeaporno reviews
In which Tori and Beck take part in inappropriate social conduct via text message. / BeckTori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
The Lonely Violin by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
White snow drifted steadily down from the sky when the sound of a violin met her ears. She swallowed and followed the beautiful noise. There he was: In the park, completely alone. Playing his heart out for nobody. Because nobody would listen. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Old Spice by KillerMay reviews
NARUHINA, AU, She met him on the beach. Well, she didn't really meet him, but it was the first time she saw him. ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team Names by Kaira-chan15 reviews
After Sasuke changes them from Team Hebi to Team Taka, Suigetsu decides that it's only fair for him to have a say in the team name, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puck ships Brittana by Shamelsshussy reviews
The title pretty much covers it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Puck, Santana L. - Complete
A Year in the Naruto Universe by kacheep reviews
Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 164 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010
Facebook Status by Tarafina reviews
Noah "Puck" Puckerman is in a relationship. – The Gleeks have questions.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Diary Snatching and Secret Affairs by Dee Jay UU reviews
He read: "She's totally in love with Neji, though she won't admit it. The most I've ever got her to say was that he is 'sexy as hell' and beyond words." Whoa. Just— whoa. That was not meant for Neji's eyes… Or mouth. NejiXTen. For Tricky's B-day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
His Last Birthday by LadyKakuHida reviews
"I really don't want to go into it but I will say it involved cats, Cheerios, volume eight of Death Note and a sewing machine."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ladies' Man by xxPiggyBankxx reviews
"Holla at me girl, can I hit that from the front?" *Insert awkward silence* "Are you sure this is a ladies' man phrase, Sasuke?" "Oh yeah, Lee...you'll definitely win Sakura this way.." Oh my. Other pairings included
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,732 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberries by wilsontoyourhouse reviews
When Hinata found out she was pregnant for the second time, she wanted strawberries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
calculator love: a twoshot by danggitsdana reviews
Newsflash! You can now communicate with numbers! NARUHINA: ch1. Hinata POV - ch2. Naruto POV
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Highschool Troubles I Guess by Tanni8kya HeHe reviews
Konoha High School...private, rich boarding school for the ones who have the money to attend. They get what they want, when they want with no questions asked. Well not everyone that is... NaruxHina and other pairings...new characters included in pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,121 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hunter or Prey by xYuriChan reviews
What was better? Being the prey, or being the hunter? Sakura Haruno has just replaced a vampire hunter that was killed. Not just any hunter, but her new teammate Sasuke Uchiha's older brother. SASUSAKU! Rated T4 violent/sexual/bloody situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,821 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Suckiest Mission Evarrr by Sandataba reviews
Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Up Against You by merraz2590 reviews
Was it that hard to get a good nights sleep? SasuNaruSasu Yaoi, NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,737 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Stripper, The Waitress, The Roommate, and Todd by Queenhaq reviews
Three times a woman flirted with Arthur in front of Ariadne and one time a man flirted with Ariadne in front of Arthur.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
G r a v i t y by SunshineGirl09 reviews
Moving from America to my home country Japan was never a bright idea. The highly unpracticed but very skillful hobby I excelled in was weaponry, so let's say I didn't fit in. That is until the crew of misfits from the circus took me in for the summer as a trainee. With this unlikely mob, I began to realize that different is good and Neji Hyuuga might not be hopelessly stoic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,448 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
iGet Revenge by KuroiOokami89 reviews
The iCarly gang are about to enter their junior year of high school. Freddie has feelings for Sam, but is tired of the way the blonde girl treats him. To change that, he's taking matters into his own hands. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,602 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Cornflake Girl by Sassy Lil Scorpio reviews
Bill ordered The Bride's execution for her betrayal. The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad carried out the death warrant, no questions asked. The Bride, once beautiful and pregnant, was severely beaten and left for dead. One question remains: what made O-Ren Ishii, Vernita Green, and Elle Driver commit brutal violence against a fellow woman?
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Beatrix Kiddo, Ellle D., O-Renn I., Vernita G. - Complete
Sasuke the Latte Boy by dreamscapenymph reviews
bring me java, bring me joy, oh Sasuke the Latte Boy! I love you I love you I love you. or so the song is supposed to go. /shamelessly AU, FORMAT EDIT for first few chapters/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi, lets make a baby by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Sasuke wants to know where babies come from. He asks his older brother for the answer. How will this all work out? Oneshot. NOT YAOI. Humor. Its just something that popped in my head.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Twinkle twinkle cups of roman. How I wonder what you taste like. Up above on your pedestal so high. Like a savor in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little roman. How I wonder why I love you more then pie." "You idiot! That's not how the song goes!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rebel Boy vs The Pianist Maiden by TheCrazyGurlz reviews
Naruto is a boy with a rebellious streak while Hinata is a pianist with a gentle soul. Their personalities really contradict each other. One day, Naruto transferred to Leaf High School and meet Hinata on his first day, thus their story begins... NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Heatwave by Kunfyoozd reviews
Hinata's feeling a little hot under the collar. Content Warning: There is Content. You have been Warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Don't Talk like That! by MissFrodoBaggins reviews
AANG AND HIS FRIENDS ARE WATCHING "THE LAST AIRBENDER" FILM AND AREN'T TOO PLEASED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
Blatant Lies by WyldCard4 reviews
Max's point of view during the last part of the episode "Max's Secret Girlfriend." Nancy/Max Nax . Not a typical Max PoV Jalex. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Max R. - Complete
The Vacation to End All Vacations: Sand Sib Story by LiLiKun18 reviews
When Temari convinces her two brothers to acomapny her on a trip to a fancy resort, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Gaara
To The Victor Go The Bragging Rights by Riyuto-san reviews
Naruto is feeling an incredible high after easily defeating Sasuke, and Sasuke is forced to listen thorugh Naruto's bragging. Please R&R. Warning: Sasuke bashing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Six Years by rmcHolicxxx reviews
Sure, the boy was really cute and was probably so much younger than her. No, she was NOT a pedophile, but great, that officially made her a cougar.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
The Freakin' Talk by AeroCharm reviews
Being locked in a room with Sasuke and forced by bestfriends to have The Talk isn't so bad. Right? AU Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want My Pizza, Dammit! by roo17 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was a pizza... Was that so hard to understand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Gunpowder & Scheming Friends by TsumetaiYuuki reviews
Tenten was screwed. Between Sakura's bet, Hinata's scheming, and Hyuuga's unhelpfulness, she was undoubtedly, definitely, screwed. With friends like these, who need enemies? Neji/Tenten and slight Lee/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Listen by scribbles of madness reviews
Tenten finds herself oddly attracted to Neji's voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sasuke Doesn't Know About The Birds And The Bees by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sequal to "Caught" "Sasuke Uchiha wants to restore his clan and yet he doesn't know how babies are made." "Don't you just order them out of a book or something?" He grumbled irratedly as his scowl got wider. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nightingale by czgohan reviews
My entry to Perpetual159’s ‘I love Men in uniform’ challenge. Rated for innuendo, references to violence and to adult situations, though no descriptive scenes. Fluffy. AU. Oneshot. Please r/r.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Caught by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sasuke's at the stage where he is curious about girls, so he takes it upon himself to explore our dear Sakura's chest. But when Kakashi awakes in the middle of the night and cetches them, it seems as though he needs to have a talk with our young ninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Dolls by inkspot823 reviews
Shikamaru is watching as Sakura vents her frustration on some Home-made Sasuke dolls. But what effect will her frustrations have on the Sound Village?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ILoveYou has 8 letters, but so does Bullshit by killthislove reviews
Normalcy is overrated. An epic tale that isn't really epic after all. Just a tale of one segment of my life with a little bit of Sasuke shoved in it. OK a lot of Sasuke. Hey, I think I love him though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crazy Cullens by Patastic reviews
Crazy Cullens is a bunch of crazy stories about their lives after Breaking Dawn. What horrible, impossible things happen when they're bored? T for language. Has Renesmee and Jacob. Warning: REALLY FUNNY. You know you want to read it...........R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
50 ways to Annoy Max by the7thflockmember reviews
exactly what the title says. i'm bored as hell
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Max - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Iggy by the7thflockmember reviews
How to Annoy the blind bird-kid
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Iggy - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Fang by the7thflockmember reviews
something i wrote because i was extremely bored waiting for my friend Emily, the8thflockmember, to GET OUT OF THE SHOWER! exactly what the title says
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Mori's Fashion Senses by Godess The Hyper Fangirl reviews
Mori has many hidden secrets about him, but one shocks the Host Club more than others.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
iHate You by 1000th Ghost reviews
Contrary to Seddie shippers' beliefs, neither Sam nor Freddie have hidden feelings for the other. They also will never suddenly realize that they are madly in love. They hate each other with a passion. ...this is what makes them such a perfect pairing.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara Time by JeffPrower reviews
We all have things we like to do in private... Also, this fic was made in a couple of minutes,for no real reason and on no real thought track
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Mislaid Plans by bloocheeze reviews
Tenten, with her anger problems and violent tendencies, does not mix with Neji, who enjoys provoking people with anger problems and violent tendencies. And, by the way, he SO does not think Tenten is cute when she's mad. Psh.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Resident Evil by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Sasuke has lived in this apartment complex for a good five years and not even crazy pink haired stalkers can make him move. But when a blond moves in next door all his tolerance is tested and thrown out the window. NaruSasu -Lemon-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Abbreviations by Anidori reviews
It's Chad's new thing, but how will Sonny react to it when he uses it to flirt. :P Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Tampons by dani's random fox reviews
Of all the people to see her shopping for tampons, she never wanted it to be Naruto-kun or his scary friend, Sabaku-san. PARODY AU, hints of Hinata/Naruto and Hinata/Gaara. OOC . You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Secret Lives of the American Teenagers by hiileihawaiiangurl reviews
The cullens go to New York and meet Percy, Annabeth, and Nico.Nico starts falling for Nessie, but he tries to deny the feeling.Nessie however feels nothing,but the love keeps growing inside her.Will keeping their secrets from eachother hurt eachother?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Nico A. - Complete
The new shop is Not for women! by KittyKatTerra reviews
Hinata doesn't want to enter the store this time. After all what female would! It was full of Testosterone. Thats why she was glued to the firehydrant... Just leave me alone Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
101 Tips On Getting Girls: Naruto Style by PokeyPocky reviews
What happens when you mix Naruto with pickup lines? Read on to find out! NaruxHina NejixTen SasuxSaku ShikaxIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Aquired Taste by MRBee reviews
Who knew candy could bring people together. At least for a certain couple, though it did leave the blond with an aching tongue. Nothing a good kiss wouldn't fix. NaruHina One-shot FLUFF R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ipod Chronicles by twilight-moon09 reviews
One night Renesmee wakes up to discover what the rest of her family is doing...listening to their Ipods. But listening to what, exactly? See what happens when the Cullen family Jacob & Seth compete performing their favorite songs off their Ipods.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,691 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
What A Pleasant Annoyance by kelseychicago reviews
Well, I wrote this a verry long time ago, but I just got my laptop fixed. It starts with a car ride and ends in Faxy chaos. I don't know much more. Just read it, okay?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Fire and Ice by xxStargazer reviews
“Friends with Benefits” seemed too tacky of a label because it wasn’t them. They weren’t friends or even friendly acquaintances. In fact they weren’t even acquaintances. They were some weird indefinable word. Chad/Sonny.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Answering Machine Messages by Sunset Clouds reviews
“You’ve reached me, CDC. If you’re a pretty lady, leave a pretty message and I’ll get back to you immediately. If you’re a dude, leave a message and I’ll- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SONNY! *crash sound*” BEEEEP. ChadSonny. Now a twoshot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
A Flirty Flower by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT] Ino's a flirt, and she gets more than she bargained for when she flirts with Kankuro. Ino-centric, Ino/Kankuro.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - [Ino Y., Kankuro] - Complete
25 ways to piss off Zuko by meanja reviews
25 ways to piss off/annoy Mr.Phoenix King Jr aka Zuko . WARNING: will make you lol and few curse words. READ OR ELSE I'LL GIVE PUPPIES FOR OZAI TO BURN! joking
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Zuko
To Whom It May Concern by Schyzotypal X reviews
Tenten uses her stealth skills to text Sakura about how itchy her dress is...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
ANGEL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ANGEL unit? This manual will help you take care of your blonde little princess.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Angel - Complete
Answering Machines! by Univerasal Disaster reviews
Ever wonder what the Ninja of Naruto would have as thier voicebox messages? Well guess what? I happen to have a pretty good guess!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Akamaru, Kankuro
Family Spat by Jason Strong reviews
In the Demigod Files, Nico tells Percy and Thalia that Persephone turned him into a dandelion. But, why would she do that? What could he have said to make her want to? Read to find out. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
It's Not Lying by chata reviews
-NaruHina- “I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?” -One-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Slumber party by deepxwriterxaboutxeverything reviews
randomness and OOCness....just read at your own risk
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
The Eel by Dragoona reviews
Hiashi gets worried when he hears Hinata make strange noises at night.So he did what any parent would, ask someone else to find out what's wrong. But what Hinata's sister does find is disturbing. But then again, how else does a 12 year old describe sex?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
My Naruto Version of Miss Suzie by Nakashima1992 reviews
You know the elementary school rhyme 'Miss Suzie? Well this is a Naruto version of that. And I don't mean any insult to any of the characters in the song. just how the song goes. NaruHina SakuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Ino Y., Kin T. - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by 2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by Byakuxhisa4eva reviews
It was like a chibi-Tenten with Hyuga eyes!" Sakura and Sasuke stared, Lee and Gai gasped and wailed. "But they're only nineteen!" NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Just a Kiss by Modulated reviews
Kairi Okayasu: Problem Solver. Sometimes the best solutions are the simplest ones. Like killing someone. With a KNIFE.
Peach Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Your Kisses Burn Like Vodka by Cookys 'n' Creem reviews
At an out-of-control party, Hinata gets wasted. As in under-the-table, gonna-jump-the-nearest-person-she-sees WASTED. Naruto's the only one sober enough to look after her. Oh, dear. NaruHina; OneShot; OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
All in Your Head by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death and the Nonbeliever by IrisEclipsed reviews
[AU] Neji's life is getting complicated: School is becoming chaotic, Death is on his case, and he might just be falling for his best friend. [Neji x Tenten] [Minor pairings: SasuSaku, InoShikaTem, NaruHina] [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
11 Fundamental Rules of Life by infinite vertigo reviews
There are 11 fundamental things you should never do in life. They include going bikini shopping, kick yourself in the area to get out of something, and fall in love with your best friend. Too bad Neji already did all of that.[PleaseR&R][NejiTen]COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,078 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Won't Say I'm In Love by Shorty6692 reviews
Tenten's in denial, will it take the stubborn urgings of her friends to convince her? Story 1 in Naruto Disney Song Series, [NejiTen] Song from disney's Hercules.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Intelligence by samuraigurl1213 reviews
AU. Hey Rae, do you think I'm smarterrific? BBRae. And suddenly, note passing isn't just a simple way to pass the time.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Night Conversation by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten talks in her sleep and Neji finds out some interesting things. [Neji x Tenten] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Panda and the Mouse by Mornings Light reviews
Gaara didn't like how this girl had the audacity to laugh at him. [Gaara x Tenten Friendshipish...]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Gaara, Tenten - Complete
25 Ways To Piss Tayuya Off by twilightpath reviews
25 surefire ways to make the Sound's flute playing kunoichi want to stuff her flute down your throat, no matter what it takes. Happy birthday Tayuya!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Tayuya - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Pickup Lines by En Raconter reviews
When Sasuke and Itachi bicker, Tenten often gets the short end of the stick. But what happens when they push her a little too far...? Light SasukeTentenItachi, SasukeHanabi, ItachiTemari, ItachiIno and SasoriDeidara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Curious Incident of Whipped Cream and Kissing by RM and RJ co reviews
Raven thought with an evil grin, It was a whipped cream fight Beast Boy wanted... It was a whipped cream fight he would get. [bbrae]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by chuunin alchemist reviews
The Rookie Nine and Sand Siblings join for a game of truth or dare! Much chaos ensues! Surprise ending
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
Foxy Baby by juliagulia1017 reviews
Hinata. Dirty dancing. Alcohol. 'nuff said. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tenten's Troubles! by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Operation: Genin Dance by Persepolis130 reviews
The First Annual Genin Dance is a time for the blossoming of young love and ... punch spiking? Kissing jutsus? Streaking? Lap dances? And their senseis are behind it all? shikaino naruhina nejitenten leesaku shinotenten sasuneji...? and more! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
The Cast is Kidnapped by Psychotic Fangirls! by Sage and Ryoko reviews
Have you ever gotten bored and pondered what would be the most crazy and OOC things for the cast of Peach Girl to do? Well, take a look at what OUR derenged minds came up with!
Peach Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2004
The 12 Days of Payback by Soul-Mage reviews
Yay! A new chapter! More ways to kill Sae! See inside for more details!
Peach Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003
Heat by starah reviews
Naruto has a problem. A very big problem. NaruHina, with touches of SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,462 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Denial reviews
In which Itachi Uchiha is totally in denial about his sexuality. Kinda crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Twins and Karma reviews
Haruhi is kidnapped by the twins to model for thier mother. She's majorly exhausted and a little OOC so what does she do? She gives the twins a taste of their own medicine. But karma really has it in for her this time...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Family reviews
It's a normal day in the host club. Until the twins ask Kyouya a little question. T just in case.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete