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Author has written 4 stories for I Luv Halloween, South Park, and Supernatural.

xSecond Chancex isn't over, my dear, fantastic readers! I'm on what seems to be an impromptu hiatus, but it will be continuing within the month! I ADORE YOU ALL!

I'm a 18 year-old pan teen. That semi-emo kid with dyed-black hair, and huge blue eyes (or so I'm told). I'm terribly impatient, love yaoi/shounen-ai, a fairly hopeless romantic, and a terminal writer. I sing and act as well as read and write almost obsessively; I mostly write gay romance and supernatural fiction, typically about teenagers.

I don't tolerate homophobia, racism, stereotyping, or general bullshit. In the physical world, I'm way more passive, and I regret my cowardice. I'm sure I'm not the only one. >_>

It kills me inside that people can be so ignorant, selfish, juvenile, and self-righteous enough to pass laws like Measure 36, and Prop 8. C'mon people -- who do you think you ARE?

I know some German, but am in fact American (my bloodlines, however, are so European, it's not even funny O_o' -- with German and British being the most prevalent). Hence the username. XD

I don't typically write fanfiction, so there probably won't be too many things listed. =_=' But the ILH is for Sierra, to giggle and squee over at her liesure! =3 Love ya, gorgeous! X3 The SP stuff I also owe Sierra for, but am continuing writing for far more than just her. =D TWEEK IS JUST TOO MUCH FUN TO WRITE ABOUT. X3

Current Fandom: South Park (Creek, K2 are the biggest)

IF YOU DO FANART FOR ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!


Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

credit to Nari Starfire for the Gay Marriage list. Did you not smirk deviously at it? X3


HOLY FUCKCRACKERS, BATMAN! FANART!

xHe Obeysx

Relax

Hate Me

...Pancreas?

Intervene

Relax (different piece)

Who...?

xSecond Chancex (poster)

Creek At the Bus Stop

Creek On the Bus

xSecond Chancex (poster again)

OH GOD, DIRTY SEWER RATS

My King

Creek FTW (inspired)

Moar Creek: Spring (dedicated)

Oh Valentines'... (for me! =D)

CraigxTweak

xSecond Chancex

some creek

Tweek's Hair (done for me by a friend -- unrelated to xSecond Chancex, but dedicated for me.

Fcuk My Honesty

SP creek (inspired)

Merry Fucking Christmas (she did it for my holiday dA contest)

an awkward hug is a cute hug (inspired?)

IF YOU DO FANART FOR ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! It makes me sooo happy. =DD

These aren't for me, they're just awesome:

Coffee Facts

Semi-Colons: Punctuation from Hell


Jacked from xxX K-Squared Xxx's profile. =D

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.

1. Kenny

2. Craig

3. Tweek

4. Kyle

5. Butters

6. Stan

7. Gregory

8. Damien

9. Christophe

10. Pip

11. Clyde

12. Token

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

Uh... no. ._. And, I just don't see it. That Crack would be a little too crack-y for me.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Like, can't take your eyes off him sometimes hot. Fuckable hot. Kenny-why-aren't-your-hands-in-his-pants-RIGHT-THIS-SECOND hot.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

...Uke!Damien?! WAT. Also: OH GOD, M-PREG! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Several. Yummy ones and funny ones and epic ones. =D =3

5. Would 2 and six make a good couple?

That conflicted-but-workable sort-of couple thing would happen. It'd be funny rivalry. =o

6.Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Pip/Butters because it's uke with uke and it would actually last for a while, I bet. Christophe would get annoyed with Butters, and fast. O_O'

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

"Um, Token? I thought we arranged a meeting for this evening? What are you doing with this boring bloke?"

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Gevalia >_>'

9. Is there such a thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Oo! I wanna find one!=D They're probably out there...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Mutually Assured Destruction

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

...WTF, KYLE IS SO NOT SEME. Nor is Kenny not already "deflowered." But... um... this: Ky takes biology very seriously, and Kenny's failing grades are about to skyrocket...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Um... I don't really have a friends list. ;_; Wait, does ANYONE have a friends list on here?? @_@

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Um, if we mean outside of here, yeah, zeromotion. XD

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

That would be odd, I must say. I don't think they would. Cryle, maybe, but not Crytters. O_O'

15. What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"OH, MY GOODNESS! D-DAMIEN, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY SMASHING!"

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you choose?

Dance With the Devil by Breaking Benjamin

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would the warning be

Warning: TOTALLY DELICIOUS CRACK.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

"I do so love that middle finger of yours..."

19. When was the last time you red a fic about Five?

Uh, going through an alerted author's oneshot collection... >_>

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Red pubes. ;D (um, ew.)

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Clyde wouldn't be the one shagging, and they'd both hafta be very, very drunk. (Craaaaaaaack.)

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?

Gregory, of course. ._.

23. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Kenny and Gregory are in a happy relationship until Greg runs off with Kyle. Kenny, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clyde and a brief unhappy affair with Token, then follows the wise advise of Butters. and finds true love with Tweek.

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Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Blindfold by Homicide-Inside reviews
Craig hates Tweek, bullies him everyday and can't wait to have him gone for good. But even the hardest of hearts have a soft side for everybody. When will Craig find his for the Spaz? He wouldn’t know, and he wouldn’t care. CrEek. In-Progress. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Obviously Oblivious by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig and Tweek were never the best of friends, more of friends of friends. But they never really hung out alone, if possible. But after a suggestion from Clyde, the two find their relationship evolving...much to their distaste. Creek/slash. K2.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,882 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
California Love by theweakking reviews
All the teens in South Park are sent to a summer camp in California. Craig/Tweek Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Price of Honesty by 1220McCormick reviews
Craig's been very bad, and he needs to be punished.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2010 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
When You Have Everything to Lose by 1220McCormick reviews
It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,867 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
Straight Line Academy by Pocket.Full.of.Procrastination reviews
He knew those baby blues anywhere, and the fact that he was watching porn just made it all the more obvious to him. But as much as he recognized Kenny, it was nothing compared to how much Kenny recognised him. Boarding schoolness. K Squared.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,883 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Bloodless by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
Craig, Stan and Kyle are vampires... but Tweek, Butters and Christophe are not. A fic set in post-apocalyptic South Park xD - Craig/Tweek, Stan/Butters, Kyle/Christophe and other multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,852 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010
Tweek's Prelude in Tranquility by NightingaleLost reviews
Tweek never stopped surprising him.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Shattered by Draikinator reviews
I yelled his name one last time, just to feel myself say it knowing what it meant- because I knew that because I was so slow, I could never say it again. /K2/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Kyle B., Kenny M.]
Temporary Fix by Draikinator reviews
Kyle's getting sick more and more often, with the likelihood of a tragic ending getting stronger and stronger. Kenny can't watch his friend die, and puts an end to it both secretly and dangerously. Can he be stopped before he ends up killing himself?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,549 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.]
Ultimate Spazz Out by reraimu reviews
Tweek spends the night at Craig's house. Ordered to sleep on the floor, Tweek hears things running around the room. He completely spazzes out. One-shot. LOTS OF CURSING. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
So Happy by Sleeves reviews
Tweek really does make Craig sooo happy. Craig's just an ass sometimes. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Talk You Down by Sammiantha-x reviews
A quick drabble written to help get me back into the writing groove - - Craig and Tweek have had a fight, and Craig needs to make it better. Creek pairing. Rated T for a few swears.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
There Is A Lack of Verisimilitude Here by Cherry Champagne reviews
Craig wuvs his Tweek, and also is kind of afraid of having his brains blown out of his skull in his sleep by him. Dumb one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Goddamn Gnomes by Sleeves reviews
After all these years, Tweek is still haunted by the Underpants Gnomes. But now, he's got an ally. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Pacman by dark-night-sky reviews
Craig wants to sleep. But someone gave Tweek coffee before bed. With sugar. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Selfish by Draikinator reviews
Kenny doesn't want to be selfish. With everything in him he doesn't want to be selfish, but the people he cares about are making it really hard for him not to be- especially Kyle. /Style/K2/
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Let Me Violate You by GothicPenguin367 reviews
When Craig agreed to go to a party with Kenny, he hadn't realised what Kenny's motives were. Craig/Kenny, Craig/Bebe friendship.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Three Libras by Dead-Kenny-Dead reviews
Three's a crowd, that's what the saying goes. When you spend most of your social life with those people, the crowd can seem welcome. Stylenny Stan/Kyle/Kenny. SLASH. Multi-chaptered.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Told You So by uncmeister reviews
No one ever believed Tweek about those damn underpants gnomes, that is, no one until now. With a gnome invasion underway, can the unluckiest boy in the world and his 'sorta' best friend save humanity and its delicates from certain doom? Eventual Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Craig's New Car by Pinkclip reviews
Craig is "christening" his new car in a parking lot behind the Two Tower's video store in Conifer. Craig/Tweek, with other pairings later. Part of a collaborative fic I'm writing with a friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
100 Unexpected Tales by CultureTrip reviews
100 short stories about Craig and Tweek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Damsels in Distress by let's point out the obvious reviews
Craig discusses a few of his interests with Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
I Still Luv Halloween by Alpha Hydra reviews
It's just another ordinary Halloween night in Turgid Meadows, which naturally means chaos and destruction abound. More importantly, Finch struggles to understand the mystery that is Devil Lad. Devil LadxFinch. Rated mostly for language
I Luv Halloween - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Samsara by brkstrtrcr reviews
WA. Books having failed him, Kubota tries to answer an old Buddhist riddle.
Wild Adapter/Executive Committee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
Anywhere Else But Here by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,637 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Free Hugs by Homicide-Inside reviews
Tweek was forced by Cartman and a few others to ask people for hugs. But who would want to touch a loser like him? CrEek Warning: Epic Fail.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
100 Jumps by VickyVicarious reviews
A series of 100 linked 100-word drabbles, each prompted by one word. The progression of a relationship. Dennis/Tom slash.
21 Jump Street - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - D. Booker, T. Hanson - Complete
Addict by mr. eames reviews
Craig was addicted to a lot of things. Overuse of non-verbal swearing, cigarettes and even lying. But he really only needed one thing, even if he didn't realize it. He didn't need anything else but him. Craig/Tweek, multiple side pairings. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,959 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Pain by Loca Bambina reviews
What hurts the most... is not seeing that loving you is what I was trying to do. Oneshot, slash, not a songfic...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
How To Be Dead by MetrionZinthos reviews
one shot songfic. Style! How To Be Dead by Snow Patrol. Stan makes a drunken mistake, and Kyle isn't too happy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Simple Solution by trash can art reviews
Horatio finds a simple solution to relieve Hamlet's grief. Warning: Hamlet!Horatio gotta love Shakespeare pairings... ONE SHOT
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Craig, Leader of the Lawn Gnomes by Seaouryou reviews
Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
For the Sake of Forever by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH.KennyStan. Kenny dies every day & he's tired of it. He wants a regular life, so he can have a regular relationship with Stan, but what will he do to get that life? PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
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Hesitation reviews
Why do Dean and Castiel have to pretend their profound bond isn't deeper? Sitting under a starry sky, an angel and human traverse pent-up emotions and unspoken words. Hopeful they won't hesitate to confess.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Puppet Master reviews
Kenny's life is pretty screwed up. He's a sleepless whore with a crush on his best friend, a messed up home life, and no way out when senior year is over. But the Puppet Master has an offer - one he can't refuse. But is the price too high? M for a reason
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
xSecond Chancex reviews
Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
xRedeeming a Demonx reviews
DL is the King of Enigmas, and Finch has about had it with that. Mysteries begin to get solved, DL confesses, and their relationship escalates. Shounen-Ai and eventually yaoi. DLxFinch of course. I don't own I Luv Halloween.
I Luv Halloween - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009