ThePorridgeEatingNinjaTurtle
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Joined 07-11-09, id: 2004289, Profile Updated: 07-09-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, A Room With a View, and Secret Life of Bees.

Hey guys, I'm Maddy and I'm just a not-so-typical teenager from Australia (Australia being the most amazing and awesome country ever)!

Please feel free to read and review my upcoming stories. I'm an aspiring writer, so some constructive criticism would be EXTREMELY beneficial and highly appreciated.

Likes: Collingwood FC (Go Pies!), AFL (Australia is so cool that it even has its own sport), chocolate (of course), porridge (hence the name), vegetables (ahhh, what would I do without them), my friends and family, the Twilight Saga (but not Breaking Dawn. That book is just plain creepy...), Harry Potter (the very essence that made my childhood so much more exciting), Percy Jackson and the Olympians, reading and writing, Muse (thanks to Twilight and Stephenie Myer), The Beatles (my sister is infatuated with them), Sherlock Holmes (my favourite film), Toy Story 3 ( I can't stop crying in it!), travelling (I'm desperate to go to France).

Dislikes: Vegemite (the most overrated condament EVER! It doesn't taste nice at all, so I don't and can't understand why so many people like it!), PE class (I was unfortunately not given the gift of physical coordination), Maths class (enough said), the Sirius Black/Remus Lupin slash (it just doesn't do it for me), R'n'B/ Hip-hop music, social networking websites.

Enjoy

xoxo ThePorridgeEatingNinjaTurtle

Ignited by Naivette reviews
What happens when you travel halfway across the country and find yourself wrapped up in secrets? You encounter hope, love, sorrow, and chaos, all within a few months. — During Eclipse, revision complete. Rated T. Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,249 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Jacob, OC - Complete
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Waking only to the sound of bees reviews
This is just a story I wrote in Year 8. Lily wakes up one morning to discover that no one is home. Where has everyone gone, and why ius Lily the only person at the Boatwright residence? Sorry for the terrible summary! Please rate & review!
Secret Life of Bees - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
When there is fate reviews
A short poem I wrote for English class. You'll need to read it to discover what it's about. Please rate & review!
A Room With a View - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
Torture in the cafeteria reviews
An insight of Jasper's painful and agonising struggles with blood in Forks High School's cafeteria.Set at the beginning of the novel Twilight in Jasper's viewpoint. Reviews would be greatly appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jasper - Complete
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