Narutowolves
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Joined 07-12-09, id: 2004501, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Vampire Knight, Lucky Star, Inuyasha, and Twilight.

Hello peoples! Here's my profile! I will be on HIATUS for the moment until things get soted out.

Name: It's a type of gemstone

Age: I'm old enough to be on Fanfiction.net

Hair: Very short and black

Eyes: Darkish brown

Gender: Female

Race: African American

WHAT"S NEW??

I have a new Twilight fanfiction called Forbidden Love and I'll be finishing off the Naruto Wolf fanfic soon. I won't be doing anything new for a while until most of my stories have either been finished or halfway done.

WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NERD

1. Your first thought isn't small and furry when you hear the word "mouse"

2. You tell someone your name and end it with a "dot com"

3. All your underpants have your name printed on them in bold black text

4. You think a girl (or boy) is coming on to you when they ask you for the answers to yesterday's homework

5. You laugh at a joke about finding a coefficient

6. Your ultimate goal in life is to hack into NASA

7. All of your closest friends live out of state, but you still talk to them everyday

8. You look at new computers like they're fast cars

9. When you hear the word Java coffee is the last thing on your mind

10. Your mom asks you where you put the cookies and you say you deleted them

10 Ways to Know If You Are Obsessed With Naruto

1. You eat ramen almost everyday

2. You want to punch Naruto's lights out when he doesn't get that Hinata likes him

3. You absolutely despise NaruSaku

4. You start to wonder if Jesus walked on water by focusing chakra into the bottom of his feet

5. When you watch the entire series (including Shippuden) in two weeks

6. You pretend that you're going out with one of the characters

7. You dress like the characters WAY too much

8. You want to kill anyone who interupts you when you're watching a Naruto episode

9. You start saying "Believe It!" a lot

10. You know all the theme songs of Naruto by heart (I will be amazed if anyone can do that...)

10 Ways to Know You Are Obsessed With Bleach

1. you know obsessed with bleach when you see a butterfly and you think a lost soul is around

2. Everytime you see a black cat you yell out "Yoruichi!"

3. You know you watch too much Bleach when you believe your breadknife has a Bankai

4. You can recite the full names of every captain, their zanpakuto, and their shikai/bankai both in english and in japanese

5. You stick jawbreakers into your stuffed animals' mouths expecting them to come alive and talk to you

6. You stare at a stuffed animal seeing if it will sweat from the pressure of holding still

7. If something happens for no reason you blame it on a hollow

8. You compare other people to Bleach characters

9. You call anything small, round, and green soul candy

10. You find yourself reading things like this all the time xD

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

Twilight Oath (If you are obsessed, copy and paste the Sacred Oath!)

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

This is Haku my own character from my fanfic Lucky Werewolf. His wolf form:

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Chemistry Lesson by Icestepperz reviews
Ratio is a professional doctor with a vast knowledge in science. So when Birthday needed that extra help for a "job" that involved Chemistry, and knew exactly who to ask. But little did Ratio know, that little Chemistry lesson he was holding was going to react into a much bigger... solution. Birthday x Ratio/Birthrate oneshot. Please excuse the corny stuff.
Hamatora/ハマトラ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Ratio, Birthday - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 172 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
However Improbable, I Promise, This is the Truth by Jessie Blackwood reviews
After John Watson is hurt, his thoughts are conflicted and he hits the bottle. Sherlock finds that for all his skills he misses the obvious. When something is in plain sight it can make it more difficult to see. This is Johnlock, turning into Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,708 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Closer to You by Qili-Feng reviews
Greece x Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Of Tummy Aches and Fevers by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
(ONESHOT, Sickfic) You all know what it's like when a little kid's sick right? England knows too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Hangover: Hetalia Style by crocious reviews
Three days before Germany's wedding his best man and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio take him to Vegas. But things turn ugly the morning after the night they'll never remember when the groom disappears. Can the BTT find Germany and get him married in time?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Prussia, France
Sasquatch and Squash by Swellison reviews
Sam's worries about Dean's deal are superseded by his own problems when he becomes suddenly, violently ill. Warnings/Spoilers for Dream a Little Dream of Me, tag to DALDOM. Content warning: Much technicolor yawning and spewing of bodily fluids.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Yet Another Sick Nation Story by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Feliciano has a fever. And like any other similar plot with sterotypes, angst follows...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Unwritten Rules of Espionage by Midnight Insomniac reviews
Starbucks, the coffee giant. The absolute king of the caffeine world. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of the renowned coffee shops have sprung up across the globe. It was in one such Starbucks, that this entire fiasco began.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,222 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Legends About Change by mykonosparadise reviews
De-anon from the kinkmeme: After a night of rough, consensual sex, Germany can barely walk. OP wants to see Prussia being a good lover and taking care of him. Two more bonuses inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Why Does It Feel So Good? by si-star-x reviews
Sleepy!Dean washes sleepy!Sam's hair. Sam managed to get himself covered in mud and ectoplasm, or whatever that green gunk is, and although Dean doesn't mind the shower waiting 'til morning… that hair can't stay all messed up.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
All Enema'ed Out by si-star-x reviews
Originally written for a hoodie time prompt. Dean has bowel trouble, so Sam has the bright idea of giving him an enema. Dean's in pain with stomach cramps, so cue complaining, passing out and trying to hide his problem. Just a standard brotherly enema!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Little Sore by JUICEMOOSE reviews
"That idea surprisingly didn't bother her too much, she knew Soul had some tendencies even if he didn't admit to them." After a night of "playing a little too rough" and possibly finding new tendencies and wants what will happen? OneShot SoulXMaka LEMON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Sick by liz864 reviews
Bella wakes up one morning sick but is it really just a cold that she has? And how will Edward react to the love of his life being ill? Post eclipse, pre BD. I suck at titles and summaries please read and review and of course enjoy : .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,080 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008
Wake up, West by mykonosparadise reviews
Basically Germany and Prussia waking up together. That's it. Short story/drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
In sickness and in health by wolf of infinity reviews
"A-am I going t-to die?" the boy suddenly cried, his hands clutching at Arthur's shirt as though he was a drowning person clinging to a life boat - Arthur is concerned when little Alfred grows very sick. England and America father-son story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Forgive me, papa by wolf of infinity reviews
Young Alfred gets into a fight with Arthur, and is troubled by guilt. However, when Arthur falls gravely ill, will he be given the chance to apologize...? One-shot, Arthur and Alfred, father-son relationship
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Thrill of the Hunt by Homegrl aka Amanda reviews
LEMON. One-Shot. Jasper's primal instincts take over one day while hunting with Alice. Pre-Twilight. RxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Yuuki's Weakness by katzemadchenchan reviews
KanameXYuuki Yuuki's Ultimate Weakness:Who knew a massage could do that to her?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
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Maid Service reviews
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's house is a complete mess. They decide to get a maid. What happens when they hire two young orphaned girls as their new maids? Will Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's life ever be the same? Rated T for foul language.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
Forbidden Love reviews
Bella, a 17 year-old girl, lost her parents to a car crash. Luckily Billy Black agrees to take custody, but what happens when Bella meets a boy, Edward Cullen, at her new school? Takes place in New Moon. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Love reviews
Hinata is a half vampire that is suddenly transfered sp? to an all vampire school. Her roommate happens to be a pure vampire. Can she survive in a school full of vampires? Rated T for foul language and other things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Wolf reviews
What would Naruto be like if the characters lived the life of wolves? Temashika,TenNeji,Naruhina,Sasusaku,and a lot more. Sorry if I sucked at this summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,358 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
The Trouble with Yuuki Cross reviews
The chairman leaves 10 year-old Yuuki to stay at Kaname's place. What will happen during the next few days? Can Kaname keep Yuuki safe from his curious roomates?
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Lucky Werewolf reviews
Kagami is bitten by a mysterious dog. The topic of werewolves is brought up in a conversation at lunch. Has Kagami become the monster she thought ceased to exist? Rated T for maybe violence and yuri?
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Kagami H.
Girl Trouble reviews
One day Kyon wakes up as a girl. How did he get this way? Is this just a dream? See what happens to the new girl Kyonko.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon