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Joined 07-12-09, id: 2004675, Profile Updated: 08-16-11
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Merlin, Artemis Fowl, Doctor Who, and Lord of the Flies.
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The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Meaningful Moment by anoblevolunteer reviews
What if Lemony Snicket had decided not to give Violet and Quigley some privacy? What if Lemony Snicket had decided to tell us exactly what happenend between the two orphans on Mount Fraught?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
It's Complicated by Mistress Scribbles reviews
A case leads Sherlock & John to a Holmes family friend's mansion, and to an event in Sherlock's past that he would rather not revisit. S/J friendship/tentative romance; past S/Victor Trevor. Adult situations & language, refs to underage sex & suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
The down fall of Draco Malfoy by Haraldzidla reviews
What do you get with one Hermione Granger, One Pansy Parkinson and twelve other hogwarts females? A club called Femina auctoris and one love story. Hermione and Draco! Complete! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,411 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Self Delusion by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Cruel Mistress by TuesdayNovember reviews
Ralph, Jack, Piggy, Roger, Simon and the others have been stranded on an island, but this time, they're not alone. A number of students from a girl's school have also found themselves marooned. Formerly 'To Vie for Supreme Command'
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,782 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
Insert Fail Symbolism Here by RisingTwilight reviews
If there was ever a fic for those of you who don't like too-cool-for-a-capital-t-wilight, this would be it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,223 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
The Great Camelot Gender Switch by wolf with panther eyes reviews
A wish made by Morgana turns Camelot upside down. And with two royal visitors about to arrive! How's Arthur going to cope with being a princess? And Merlin a maidservant? They're not the only ones, either - it's the whole castle who has been switched.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
The great voice in the sky by KooKiGurl reviews
Just a normal day in Camelot. Until KooKiGurl strikes. MWAHAHAHAHA
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Trapped in a Broom Closet by Artemis J. Halk reviews
Hermione and Draco are kidnaped and trapped in a closet by an evil Mary Sue who wishes to replace them with her awesome Mary Sue Canon Characters! Rated for language and adult references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It Takes A Merlin To Raise A Child by Sannepan reviews
After an incident with flower-pressing skills, an Arthur who can't say sorry and mysterious butterflies, Arthur suddenly begins to become younger. Can merlin save him in time without revealing his secret?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
What happens in abandoned corridors by KooKiGurl reviews
Hermione is walking to pick up a book she left in class and Draco Malfoy is following her. What happens when they're alone?....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Faaamiiiishhhedddd by KooKiGurl reviews
This story is set just after the last book. Jenny is trying to get her life back on track, but the eyes in the darkness and the whispers call out to her. Are they in her imagination or is there someone behind it?
Forbidden Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2009
Egg & Sperm by thisisforyou reviews
The Marauders' Astronomy class got put in a detention with a difference after Sirius and James started a class discussion about where babies come from. Professor McGonagall decided it was time for them to find out, the Muggle way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Arthur, the Unicorn by wolf with panther eyes reviews
AU ending for episode 1x11, contains spoilers. Anhora hasn't found the right spell yet, and so Arthur has to suffer total humiliation. Crack!fic one-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Camelot, Here We Come by MagicByMerlin reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if The Doctor and Rose meet Merlin and Arthur? Wonder no more…
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Merlin
Teddy's Parents by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
Teddy Lupin is staying with Harry when he asks about his parents. Really bad title sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
By Merlin's Beard! by MagicByMerlin reviews
Merlin wakes up one morning to find himself with a huge beard, greying hair and a sudden urge to wear a pointy hat…
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Mistakes by allhailjinora reviews
Bella accidently drugs up on a love potion and Merlin accidently drops himself and Arthur through time. Guess where they end up? And guess who Bella ends up falling for in her drug-induced state? Ah, the accidents will add up in the end. Crack!Fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bellatrix L., Arthur - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by wolf with panther eyes reviews
Merlin wishes that Arthur knew what his life was like. Arthur wishes that Merlin knew what his life was like. What if their wish came true? What if they woke up one day to find that their lives had switched overnight, and Arthur was now Merlin's servant?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Ginny and Tom’s secret by enchantingelana reviews
Voldemort's about to drink a potion that will make him very powerful but the potion will only work if your're a virgin. Voldemort knows he's a virgin, so he's really confused when the potion indicates he isn't a virgin and Lucius knows why that could be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Breaking Up by Kashy reviews
Sirius/OC - Boring, dumb, annoying, confused and jealous girls are something Sirius Black has to live with...or he could just dump them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Ten Ways To Be Rejected By Lily Evans by LOTRRanger reviews
Sirius needs Lily's help with getting a girl. James/Lily with a one-sided Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius' Plan for the Most Perfect Life by Lirulin reviews
Can Sirius Black take anything seriously? ... What's our favourite and most handsome mischiefmaker doing at his careers advice, this very important stage in the life of every 5th year student? Now epilogue added on the insistence of said Sirius Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The Babysitter by mismatchedsocktwins reviews
What happens when James and Lily can't find a babysitter for just one night and Sirius is available? Well, Harry's learning some new words and Sirius get his first shot! Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
They Say You Marry Your Mother by thehalfbloodprincess reviews
Various characters reflect on the old adage, "They say you marry your mother", and come up with some interesting conclusions. Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Insert Title Here by DellaVie reviews
Lily finds out she's pregnant, and remembers a little bet she made with James in school...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Delusions of Granger by Lonelyfairy reviews
What Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger couldn't do, perhaps their children can. The story about the reluctant and unlikely friendship of Scorpius Malfoy, Draco's son, and Rose Weasley, Hermione's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,160 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Reasons Why Severus Snape Is On The No Fly List by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! These are a series of shorts listing the reasons why Professor Severus Snape is no longer allowed to fly on an airplane. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for language and crude humor in later chapters. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Shall I compare thee to a Hippogriff? by Lady Greensleeves reviews
Luna's eighteent sonnet, slightly inspired by the famous wizard playwright, Shakespeare. Written in her fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Luna L., Ron W. - Complete
Two of a Kind by informantxgirl reviews
An intimate look at the private lives of my two favorite Bond villains Miranda Frost and Gustav Graves Die Another Day. What do two villains do on their off time? Well, considering they're evil...
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
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Kissing Mr Merridew reviews
Jack and Ralph now go to the same school. They have the same classes and both are still haunted by the island, although Jack denies everything. Now a single painting will bring everything crashing down. Slash. JackxRalph RogerxSimon
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
If Luna Lovegood Was Head Girl reviews
Just a list of things Luna would do if she was Head Girl!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Hermaphrodite reviews
Apparently, the Doctor's mind wasn't the only thing Donna ended up with! Random oneshot! Has mentions of trans-gendering!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Merlin Drabbles reviews
Random kind of RPs I invented randomly! Range from noodles to the Pendragon Mobile! Slight Gwen-bashing :
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dark Marks In Art Class reviews
One day, a class of Year 9 pupils get a surprise as a certain Dark Lord claims to be their supply teacher! What COULDN'T go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Married At Last reviews
Arthur has trouble finding a best man, but there's only one suitable option! Merlin... No pairings! And now for the magic words: Beta-ed by MagicByMerlin! Read and review or I'll get Nimueh..
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Balloons reviews
Its Gwen's birthday and her three best friends are up to something. Humour and friendship!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
I Fancy Guinevere! reviews
This story is dedicated to anyone who ships Gwen with anyone, even the Dragon! Merlin and Arthur are arguing at night.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Urge To Wear A Pointed Hat! reviews
It's another day of Craziness at the Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry and James Potter wakes up to find something on his...chin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Issue Or Two reviews
Holly comes home to a little surprise...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Merlin the Cat reviews
Chased by allergic royals and beaten with brooms, it's all a normal day for our favourite secret sorceror!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Cinnamon reviews
The delicious scent of her cinnamon body wash enveloped him as he crept closer to her silhouetted form. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spider! reviews
Arthur and Morgana decide to have a sleepover but Morgana's up to her usual plotting. What's she gonna do to Arthur this time? Read and find out...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Arthur, Morgana - Complete
Camelot the Chav reviews
After a long day of work, Merlin does a spell that predictably goes wrong. What's not so predictable are the results. They do get up to some CRAZY things in Camelot!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Where Are My Clothes? reviews
Merlin takes revenge on Arthur's bogie snorting abilities while Morgana thinks of new ways to make hell for Arthur. All in all, not a good day for him. Hilarious randomness, includes talking loofah and pink fluffy knickers!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Morgana's Little Plan reviews
Plagued with dreams until driven mad, Morgana sets about fulfilling them with Merlin's help, all to hilarious results!
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Morgana, Merlin - Complete
Jacob's Imprint reviews
AU Jacob's imprint victim is someone that Billy never anticipated. Random oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jacob, Billy - Complete
The Death of Bella Swan reviews
An average day in the World of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Name's Potter, James Potter reviews
After watching James Bond, James Potter II remembers an old bit of parchment lurking in his father's study.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Wooing Minnie reviews
An innocent little sentence turns into a great big dirty affair. Pure randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Why does he have to be so good at Transfiguration? reviews
Uh oh! Lily shouldn't have said it but it's all the better for James! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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