Tuxedo Jack
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Joined 09-25-00, id: 20047, Profile Updated: 03-02-10
Author has written 23 stories for Misc. Anime/Manga, Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Caroline In The City, Final Fantasy I-VI, Zero Wing, Evangelion, Final Fantasy VII, Shakespeare, Love Hina, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

March 2nd, 2010:

Oh, wow, I haven't updated this in quite a while, have I?

Long story short, I've moved from Houston to Austin, become a real network administrator (not the pale imitation I was before), and now since I'm back in an office job, I have time to write once again (and an iBook G3 to do it on, too).

Expect great things coming from me - maybe not that soon, but they'll be here.

Also, while I learned not to be an arrogant jerk over the whole old censorship thing Xing did way back when here, I've still moved all my fics to tuxedojack.com. They'll be posted here and there, but if something looks funny here, go there and look at it in raw .txt form.

Ja ne.

- Tuxy

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Someday, Somewhere by Otaku D-Man reviews
Eighth Mistake Made – The Hunt Begins and the Girls Learn Things About Themselves and Each Other That Complicate Things Even Further.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/22/2003
A Past Long Forgotten by Cheez3Bree reviews
Sephiroth and Aeris awaken in Midgar, apparently revived, without any knowledge of their past lives. AerisSephiroth. Finally Complete! Perhaps an epilogue someday...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,060 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Intentions by Caiman reviews
Saints preserve us, the dead walk the Earth! And Yui's back too! Madness!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,152 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 5/8/2001
Forever Yours by Yui Miyamoto reviews
[In progress - chapter 16 done] What happens when you grow up...but the one you love will always stay the same?
Chobits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
The Love Hina Fanboy War! by Kanako Himezaki-Urashima reviews
Warning: Ecchi, SI, OOC, AU, Mary Sue fic. You have been warned. We have the ENE, the KoM, the CoK, the SASA and the KFH all at WAR. *Warning: psycho author writing*
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,578 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003
Sol Bianca: The Legacy Final by X6 reviews
A conclusion to Sol Bianca.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2002
Two Down and Three to the Left by Chris Magician reviews
Hinata House has always been home to insanity and beautiful women, but what happens when one increases and the other vanishes? (Now finished, and ready for your reading pleasure!)
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,847 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 9/29/2002
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
De Anima Vampira by Andromache reviews
Death pays them a visit - to taunt them or to get his arse beat?
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,968 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 11/25/2000
Magic: The Christmas quartet by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Why Can't It Be Christmas Every Day?, Now or Never, Six Days, Stimulus Taito and Takari pairings. Christmas time is magical, but how much Christmas magic and faith in love is needed to unite hearts?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2002 - Published: 11/14/2000 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Wine, Women, and Song by Themis56 reviews
Originally started out as backstory, this is an entire chronicle of Setzer Gabbiani's life. Now completed, despite an ending that circles the drain. R for language, violence, sexual situations.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,277 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2002 - Published: 6/24/2001 - Complete
Scream (No relation to the Movie) by kagato23 reviews
Everybody gets drunk at a party of Touga's and they make interesting... friends for the night. And that's just the beginning...
Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2001 - Published: 5/23/2001
The Devil and Miss Mihoshi by DB Sommer reviews
The Devil decided he wants to claim the souls at the Masaki household, and guess who he starts out with
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Mihoshi - Complete
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A Night After Christmas reviews
And people wonder why Keitaro never has a good Christmas.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
In Mystery is Greatest Sense reviews
A small Halloween offering to appease those who would expect something from Kana this season.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2003
The Kyoto LiddoKun reviews
My, it's been a while since I've updated, hasn't it? At any rate, standard disclaimers apply. Shoujo-ai, very non-canon pairing. Yes, it's KanakoNaru. A gift to Her.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003
All Your Base Don't Belong to us Yet reviews
Really, I never thought I'd sink as low as this. Gods forgive me.
Zero Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/7/2003
Shinseiki Hinagelion reviews
God begat Man, and Man made the world what it was. Of course, it was promptly destroyed, but... The series is now closed.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003
Overly Violent Student Double Hail Hina reviews
The reference guide is posted. With that, the story's officially closed for good.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,764 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003
The Card That Never Was reviews
Just trust me. If you're an old hand to the fanfiction world, you'll recognize this. Pregnant women and the elderly should not read this.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
To Boot or Not To Boot reviews
A slightly modernized version of the Immortal Soliliquoy.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/10/2002
The Book of Shinji reviews
Now Shinji's had a bit of time to go through the book. ^_^ Ecchis and fantasies and nosebleeds, oh my!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 10/29/2001
This Old Doctor reviews
The result of "spoofy fun goodness with just a touch of crack" and a batch of fresh-baked meringues.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2002
Thanatos reviews
A Claerith romance fic set just before the end of Disc One to the tune of Shiro Sagisu's "Thanatos". Check it out on Morpheus, and enjoy this. *ANGSTY*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2002
Screwed-Up Christmas Carols... VERSION 2.0!
Three more carols from my twisted mind, presented by myself, Ayanami Rei, and Nephrite. WARNING: HEAVY WAFF.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Published: 11/19/2001
One-Winged Angel reviews
Let's jsut say that it's another Sephiroth and Aeris work. Not gonna spoil the surprise at the end, though...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/31/2001
Sakura reviews
A small poem about Aeris from... someone's... PoV. You'll have to read and find out who's saying it...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2001
All Your Tripe Are Belong To Us reviews
Three takeoffs of AYBABTU.
Zero Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2001
Final FantaStupidity reviews
Despite the title, this is _NOT_ anti-FF. It's just a short, stupid poem about the mahou from FF5... yep, the one on the Anthologies disc that wasn't translated for Super Famicom. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2001
If Only... reviews
A dual poem from both the POVs of Richard and Caroline. Set before the third season...
Caroline In The City - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2001
Anime Bells reviews
Just another pointless songfic from my pen of stupidity. Enjoy, and try to sing it... if you dare...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2001
Digi-Paintball reviews
Tripe on a stick. The Digidestined and Jun go paintballing, and there's Takari, Dakari, and Junato. JUNATO?!?!? WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!? *Head explodes*
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2001
Youma's Paradise (Takeoff! Parody! Crap to read!) reviews
A Weird Al-esque takeoff of "Gangsta's Paradise". Let's just say it involves youma, the shitennou, and a whole lot of stupidity...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2001
The Youma Come From the Land Down Under reviews
A really stupid songfilk that I wrote this morning in English class and decided to post. I was on a music kick, and I was bored... so... this is the hellish result. WARNING! Do not read if you do not like Chibi-Usa!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/7/2001
Poke-Captor Sakura reviews
I wondered what would happen if Sakura went after Pokemon, and this is the horrible result. Long story short, Sakura becomes a trainer, a heroine, finds out Kero's a Pokemon, and rescues Professor... no, I'm not going to tell you.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2001
A Trio of Rather Screwed-Up Christmas Carols reviews
Rated PG13 for one use of the F word by James. Basically, this is a trio of Christmas carols written by myself both in school and in the shower. MSMT3K spoilers inside! Read this to find out more!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/11/2000