jadedandboring
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Joined 07-12-09, id: 2004944, Profile Updated: 08-20-14
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Remember Me.

08.17.12 - You may have noticed KRM is missing. For personal reasons, I pulled it. I will not be publishing it. If you're here to read that story, please feel free to send me an email at jadedandboring (at) gmail (dot) com.

08.20.14 - FFN hasn't been telling me I have PMs, so if you haven't gotten your copy yet, please just email me directly. Thanks!

As time goes on, I may slowly pull the rest of my work. I haven't made a concrete decision, but know I feel pretty strongly about pulling fics to publish them and that won't ever be the reason I pull, if I do. It's a bunch of really personal things that would bore you if I explained them.

No, I don't mind if you download copies.

Yes, there will be a heads up if I choose to go this route.

No, it has nothing to do with fandom drama. Though that is getting out of hand again.

Yes, I respond to PMs. Eventually. I have two toddlers and they are a huge time suck. I barely have time to take a shower most days unless I get up before they do.

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A Love So Broken by mafaldac reviews
A story about a love broken by life. By lies and betrayal. By accidents and stupidity. A story about one boy and one girl hitting the bottom and climbing their way back up. ExB/AH Written based on WitFit prompts beginning July 17, 2012 .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,833 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Edward, Bella
Alice's Jasper, Edward's Bella by LyricalKris reviews
Bella had lost everything, including her purpose in life. Jasper had lost everything, including his freedom. Prison is an unlikely place to find happiness again, but two broken souls will recognize each other in the most unexpected of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,647 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7295 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6354 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Antithesis by LyricalKris reviews
If being an Ice Princess was the best way to keep everyone at arms length, Rosalie was the queen of that universe. So what was it about Edward Cullen - arrogant prick personified - that got under her skin?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,746 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
Choices by bandmum reviews
Edward runs to Denali, afraid he won't be able to resist the call of Bella's blood. When he decides not to return, his choice affects more than just his family, and the repercussions will be felt long after. Warning: Alcohol abuse and disturbing imagery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,235 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder reviews
Bella had trouble finding much else that moved her more than music. What happens when she meets her version of perfection? AU/AH. OOC. Rated M for citrus cocktails and f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Deep Dish by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,342 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
We'll Meet Again by afmtoo reviews
August 15, 1945. Finally, after years of war, it's time for celebrations to begin. AH, canon and non-canon pairing. M rating for adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Résistance by spanglemaker9 reviews
In the darkest days of World War 2 in occupied Paris, Esme plays a dangerous game. The fates of both her country and her heart hang in the balance. A companion to Girl with a Red Umbrella, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,122 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6721 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Spell My Heart by afragilelittlehuman reviews
When Alice’s secret is discovered, it threatens every relationship in her life, especially those with her parents, her older brother Edward, and her best friend Bella. Will they forgive her? AU/AH. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
Restoration by writersiouxchef reviews
Jasper Whitlock: loyal husband and brother, brilliant military strategist, fierce warrior, empath. What were his beginnings? What did he endure in his 20 mortal years and a century as a bloodthirsty killer to bring him to Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,342 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Jasper
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5739 - Favs: 9,355 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Subway Siren by Captain Jezebel reviews
Companion piece to Riding The Rails, in EPOV. Edward is fairly new to New York. He doesn't like to ride the trains until he meets a beautiful women that may change his mind. AH BxE OOC. Rated M for a little lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Riding The Rails by Captain Jezebel reviews
Bella lives in NYC, one day while riding the subway she sees a very sexy stranger who gives her the ride of her life. AU AH OOC BxE one shot lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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So Good in Love reviews
At the request of a friend, Jasper plays a bar gig one random Thursday night. What is the chance his old flame will walk in that night with another man? And how will Jasper react?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Only One That Mattered reviews
How many times does a woman have to say no before a man stops asking? Hint: A LOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Months to a Lifetime reviews
How the events of one summer can lead to a lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 15,247 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Worthy of Trust and Confidence reviews
When a rogue fraternity guy threatens First Daughter Bella Swan, Secret Service agent Cullen steps in to protect her. What happens after is more than either of them expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heartbreak Warfare reviews
Outtakes, side shots and alternate POVs from The Kübler Ross Model and Tie Me Here in Time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Tie Me Here in Time reviews
What do you do after your world changes, after you're no longer part of the relationship that practically defined your entire life? Who do you turn to when everyone around you has changed but swears you are the one who is different? Sequel to KRM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,684 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Word is Good reviews
Bella's friends are convinced Edward isn't faithful to her because he's always on the road. What will it take to prove to them he always has been, and always will be, true to Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Absence reviews
Years after losing the only person who ever truly understood her, Caroline Hawkins tells her story.
Remember Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Caroline - Complete
Snippets of Fatherhood reviews
Daddyward written for a friend. Pure fluff. Select scenes from 20 years of fatherhood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Comfortable reviews
Bella receives a letter from Edward nearly a year after they've broken up. He misses her, wants her back and isn't impressed with his new girlfriend. What happens when they meet after she reads it? A FGB auction piece, written for TrixieTraci.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Run reviews
All Human - Bella is a sports writer living & working in DC. Edward works for the baseball team she covers on her sports beat. Chance meeting, tossed together for work. M for language & future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,058 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Can't Break Free reviews
Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don’t sample the goodies unless you’re willing to risk addiction and withdrawal. – Ann Landers Entry for the NaughtyHeels 80s o/s contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Can't Hardly Wait reviews
A mysterious note on a term paper leads to an early morning meeting between a student and her TA. Written for HappyBirthdayNina.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Carlisle, Rosalie - Complete