Author has written 3 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.
My name's Heloise, I'm 17 and live in England.
Currently working on: The Power of Seduction (OHSHC)
Next: Why Haruhi Hates Cosplay (OHSHC)
Then: A Change of Perception (Harry Potter)
My fandoms are: Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, The Vampire Diaries, Youtube, Sherlock and Glee
My favourite pairings are:
fanfiction.net name: HopelessDemon (previously xheloisex)
fictionpress name: xheloisex
harrypotterfanfiction name: hermionelovesdraco and TheLoveWillGoOn
Twitter: HopelessDemon (Heloise Tudor)
When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You fail in English
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Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls! (You don't have to put them from favourite to least fond of!)
1. Umehito Nekozawa
2. Kyouya Ootori
3. Haruhi Fujioka
7. Kaoru Hitachiin
8. Tamaki Suoh
10. Fuyumi Ootori
1 wakes you up in the middle of the night.
I suppose Neko wanted to show me something really spooky and Gothic that you could only see at night.That would be cool.
Number 2 asks you to go out with him.
Woohoo!! Kyouya asked me out, Kyouya asked me out, Kyouya asked me out! (And do a little dance)
Number 3 walks into the bathroom while you are showering.
Oh hi Haruhi.
4 announces their engagement to 9.
Mori/Renge, odd pairings but I'd take it well. I really don't care as long as Renge keeps her paws of Kyouya and lets Me/Kyouya or Haruhi/Kyouya be a happy couple.
5 cooks you dinner.
I bet it would be cake :)
6 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping.
Aww Mei would look so peaceful asleep, without the stress of having to look great all the time.
7 confesses that they are your sibling.
Oh no then I'd also be related to Hikaru. My life would be hell, going from being an only child to having twin brothers is quite a step.
8 somehow gets into the hospital.
Oh dear. Well if Tamaki is hurt I won't complain.
9 makes fun of your friends.
Renge is one to talk!
10 is constantly ignoring you.
I don't really care if Kyouya's sister ignores me, she probably doesn't want her lil' bro taken away by me.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do?
He casts an evil spell on them for me because me and Umehito are great mates :D
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
(Cannot answer question yet due to the excitement of being on holiday with Kyouya.)
He sends me to the very best Ootori hospital and sleeps in the room until I tell him to go get some proper beauty sleep. (Not like Kyouya needs it, he's sooooo hot!)
It's your birthday. What does 3 give you?
Some cookies. Both me and Haruhi love our food.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Mori comes in, saves me without saying a word and gets Kyouya to ring 999 for him.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What does 5 do?
Honey reassures me in a very cute way!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
I'm about to marry Fuyumi what's Mei's reaction? Mei would have a panic attack because she'd have another gay near her. Not like I have any interest in marrying Kyouya's sister, just him.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Kaoru would tell jokes and get Hikaru to tease Tamaki with him.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Tamaki would never be able to calm me down.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Renge would create a fan club for me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
No idea we don't know much about Fuyumi.
Number 2 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Kyouya is all I've ever dreamed of because he is perfect. Not just his looks (though they help a lot) but also his calm exterior and kind heart.
3 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Haruhi tells me about a hidden love for Renge? Surely it would be the other way round.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Well Haruhi and my parents would, but I don't think they'd be TOO keen with getting to know a girl who is dating their daughter.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
It means that Mori would suffer from a broken heart...
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Honey/Mei, only if it was a dare.
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Mei, well I'd tell Ranka who would tell Mei's father and put her straight.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Kaoru- He really must take after his mum with his addiction with fashion.
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Tamaki I'm so sorry but unless you grow up, you won't.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
No because she burn't the cookies before.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he/she stay?
Not very long, I'd think that Mr. Ootori would stop her quickly enough.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Yeah! Goth, emo, punk. Cool stuff man.
6 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
If Mei were to go emo, Tamaki could hardly say anything being as he keeps having to enter his corner of woe. He'd probably just feel like doing that again.
3 told 6 she started her period.
That seems perfectly reasonable to me. Though Haruhi seems very independent so I doubt she'd tell anyone, let alone Mei.
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
I really don't see why Mori would hit Renge for dating Kaoru.
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Honey cusses Kyouya out. What would Haruhi do? She'd defend the one she loves with all her heart (Kyouya.)
6 got high.
Mei is always high.
7 walks up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
He's probably just trying out one of his mums creations, having failed to get Haruhi to do it for him.
8 reads your fan-fiction and complains. What is it about?
Tamaki. The story is about a secret love between Haruhi and Kyouya. Tamaki would complain because it wouldn't be right for mother and daughter to have that sort of relationship.
9 can't stand 1, so how does 9 get revenge when 1 spills soda all over him?
Renge would shine a really bright torch on Neko.
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 9.
Defiantly the other way round.
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him/her?
Yeah because Haruhi is cool. Except I seem to remember that she can't swim...
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
What's better Belzeneff or a pink cat puppet.
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he/she do?
Kaoru stalks Renge home and Fuyumi sees! Well she'd call Kyouya and he'd save Renge because he's really a nice person.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?
I'm not sure but knowing Tamaki, he'd cause a lot of trouble
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YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick/balm.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
"Suicide is your way of telling life you quit."
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 muscles to flip someone off.
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"Mind over matter. If you don't mind; it doesn't matter."
"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called Present."
"Oh, don't worry, sweetie, everyone's insane...they just don't know it yet.."
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Harry Potter Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in no order at all XD
1. Severus Snape
2. Ginny Weasley
3. Luna Lovegood
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Hermione Granger
6. Fred/George Weasley
7. Neville Longbottom
8. Minerva McGonagalll
9. Sirius Black
10. Rubeus Hagrid
12. Harry Potter
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OF COURSE SMEXXXYYYYYY HOT
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd be disturbed :S
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
With Sirius in, but not about
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No... that would be incest (Fred/Ginny)
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Hermione/Sirius or Hermione/Hagrid? Hermione/Sirius
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Neville would stutter, embarrassed and Ginny would turn red but make a crack and Harry would laugh nervously.
8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.
No, I refuse. Luna/Hagrid is just... no.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Severus/Minerva fluff? Probably.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
The Chosen One's
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
What would Hagrid scream at a moment of great passion? I don't want to think about it.
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Slash I suppose... I must be meesed up 'cause I could see that happening... (Snape/Harry/The Weasley Twins)
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hagrid to use on Ginny? Ummm...
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
How might Tonks describe a relationship between McGonagall and Ginny? Well ummmm Forbidden?
20) How emo is Seven?
Sad but not emo
Guys, get a clue:
You can't get a girl by dating her friend - It'll only hurt her
You can't win a girl over with gifts - It's what's inside that counts
You can't pretend not to care - She'll never want your shoulder to cry on
You can't be interested in only sex - A smart girl will want a real relationship
You can't dump one girl for someone prettier - It'll crush her self esteem
You can't say you're interested, but ask someone else out - It'll break her heart if she likes you back
You can't just date around - Imagine who else you could be hurting
You can't be abusive or cruel - The effects may never wear off
You can't force a girl to do something she doesn't want to - You may scar her for life
You can't ever act like something you're not - The right girl will like you for who you really are inside
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT, SO QUIT BEING IDIOTS AND GIVE YOUR GIRL A CHANGE!
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