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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Im hoping that ill get to write more often now and thanks to my beta paramorextwilightlover .


Okay so I'm a jerk i know, I've wasted your time because i havn't updated any stories in, oh i dunno 2 years maybe? feel free to read my stories though. that would be chill..

Oh and yeah Im a Girl... lol Duh...

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Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Don't Start Boys by Giselle2013 reviews
The girls are captains of the softball team. The boys are the captains of the baseball team. They attend Forks High School and all the men there are super sexist. Its senior year can they make it out without killing each other? Dark; original pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Wonderland Is Dead by Unobtrusive reviews
Alice unwillingly returns to save Wonderland from the Ace Of Spades. With the help of the Queen of Hearts and the Mad Hatter, can she restore the balance of an imaginary world?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Senior Year Exchange Nightmare by Devils.Angel.89 reviews
When best friends Rosalie Hale, Alice Brandon and twins Bella and Lena Swan get picked for a years school exchange programme and meet the Cullen brothers Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Karson anything could happen- Rating changed to M forgive me please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,195 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Prayer of the Refugee by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to Feel Good Drag. Bella is living life good, racing, hot boyfriend, nice friends...until she wins a yellow Camero in a drag race, and Bella’s life is plummeted into an unknown world of transformers as the race begins. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Twilight Chatrooms by balletvaki reviews
Just some funny dumb conversations with the characters of twilight! hope you'll enjoy them and lol. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008
Bella and Edward Swap by MySoCalledGothSide reviews
A twist to Twilight Bella is the vamp and Edward is the human. My First FF. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Her Secret Smile by abcdElla reviews
Emmett has just moved from California to Forks. He receives the usual stares from the students but is curious when he notices Rosalie Hale acting differently to other girls her age. Will Rosalie tell him why? Better summary inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Green by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
No one understood what I'd gone through, and least of all Emmett McCarthy. All he knew was that he wanted me, and somehow, that was enough for him to treat me like the worthless female I was. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Blue by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
1930. "I don't want to fight." He whispered. "Too much of a pacifist?" He looked up into my eyes. "Too in love with you." Torn apart by their faith, Alice is sent to a Nazi camp and Jasper is forced to guard her. Can their love survive the odds? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service by TwiHard24 reviews
This is what I get for trying to be independent;a sore back, public restrooms,and an annoying ex-boyfriend who just can't seem to understand the concept of 'dumped.'What happens when Kendra meets a certain hansome stranger at a gas station? Funny!EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Embry
The Bet by Giselle2013 reviews
Alice and Edward have made a bet. Edward isn't allowed to touch Bella. Alice isn't allowed to go shopping. This story is filled with outrageous costumes, scheming vampires, bra's, and...strip clubs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,981 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
Flower Petals by TwiHard24 reviews
“I love you,” I told him, looking directly into his eyes. “What about your boyfriend?” Seth asked, looking down. “Screw him, he’s an asshole anyway," I told him with a grin before grabbing his jacket and pulling him down for a kiss. SethxOC FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Seth
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Kiss with a Side of Fries by luv2read134 reviews
Bella works at McDonald's. Take her job and throw in a gorgeous green-eyed customer, spilled fries, a fat lady, and a kiss, and you get the beginning of a hot romance. AH. B/E. Now Extended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
While You Were Sleeping by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella wakes up in a hospital, remembering nothing about her life. But as flashes of memories are slowly coming back to her, she feels like all of the sudden something important is missing in her life. Something she can’t live without… Rated T. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,189 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forests, Flings and Fireflies by WeAreTwilght reviews
The Twilight gang is deep within the woods of Forks on a school trip, and you'll never guess who got paired up. Thats right. Edward:the school player, and Bella: the savvy girl that has always been friends with the Cullens/ Hales. full sum inside AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009
Thrill Seeker, Heart Breaker, Secret Keeper by Oh Inverted World x reviews
AU.AH.OOC. Bella isnt all shy and submissive.. she's cool and smooth. This is her diary, a teenage girls take on friends, alcohol, and that gorgeous awkward boy Edward with the crooked smile..James is jelous ex, lots of scandal and squeals! you'l love it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge of the Fangirls by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Sequel to ‘Confessions of a Crazy Fangirl’. Lizzy and Edward are getting married, but trouble is guaranteed with an evil fangirl seeking revenge. Rated T because the T is totally underrated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,051 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward - Complete
Bella, Jasper and Emmett, In the House! by Oh Inverted World x reviews
Edward is away for the weekend and leaves Bella in the protection of his brothers. The issue of privacy is out, with an empath and an Emmett. Just weird randomness... Jasper cant cook, Emmett is weird, and Bella is going mad. Oh and rape is bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Does He Dazzle You? by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Another outtake from Confessions of a Crazy Fangirl. Pointless Lizzy/Edward fluff. Rated T, for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Fat Cullens? by Stronger than you since 1915 reviews
Is it okay to judge someone because of how they look? Can it be justified in any way? The Cullens don't think so, and they've set out to prove that you should never judge a book by it's cover. All vampires, no Renesmee, 5 years after BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Bella after Renesmee died by TwiGuy reviews
This is the story of Bella after Renesmee died. How did everybody handle it when she was so young
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Just the Way Life Is reviews
Rosalie and Emmett FanFic: Rosalie aways the good girl Emmett Always the bad boy will fate bring them together or tear them apart no edward and bella sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett