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Author has written 7 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

I am a certified massage practitioner in SoCal who has found her niche, helping to heal with touch, but I enjoy delving into the world of SVM from time to time. I love writing and I've found this site to be a great place to practice and get feedback from my readers. In case you're wondering, I am totally an Eric supporter, but just like Pam, I think Bill's hot too, and I love to watch the drama of the two vamps fighting over Sookie.

As most of my wonderful readers know, I'm god awful at keeping up with weekly or even monthly updates. I have very good reasons for this. In the last two years, I was diagnosed with PTSD and Bipolar Disorder. One would be enough to turn my world on its head, but the combination of the two together has taken awhile for me to understand and adjust to. I do everything creative under the sun when I'm manic and I do very little at all when I'm depressed. I don't mean to use either of my disorders as excuses. I simply ask for your understanding as my readers.

Sincerely,

Ashton

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Just in Time by tradlover reviews
AU. Eric & Sookie have belonged together forever. They just need to accept it. In this version Sookie is the one chasing, and Eric is resisting. A look at Eric's past - where we might just find Sookie. Rated M for future LEMONS and language.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 298,382 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sookie, Eric
Tasting Sin by Leia1912 reviews
What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 304,675 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
A Special Gift For Me - A Sookie Short - short story by InLoveWEric reviews
What if Eric learned about the Queen's plan for Sookie before Bill ever came to Bon Temps? What would that knowledge do to change our beloved story. An AU and OOC look at what would happen if Eric was as smart as we all know him to be. First story in a series of Shorts.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,439 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Addicted To Love by BonTempsBaby reviews
Sequel to "Pour Some Sugar On Me". Sookie and Eric come to terms with their new relationship. Very romantic, with more action in second half. Told from multiple POV's. Rated M for mature situations. Eric/Sookie/Bill/Pam
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 922,330 - Reviews: 6201 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Now That's What I Call An AfterParty by PleasantlyWeird reviews
Takes place after the orgy in book 2 Living Dead In Dallas Alternate ending from my own sick and twisted mind. For Mature audiences only because it's gonna get hotter that Satan's balls in here.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 72 - Words: 117,042 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Wishes by PleasantlyWeird reviews
A companion story to "Now That's What I Call An After Party!" Sookie finds herself angry, depressed and pondering about granting a wish for her beloved Eric. Will she make his wish come true or will the consequences of granting it be too great of a risk?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,707 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Watcher by RheyaKelvin reviews
Eric Northman is the Vampire Sheriff of Area 5; Sookie Stackhouse is a 6-year-old child with a surprising talent. When they unexpectedly meet, it is the beginning of an unorthodox friendship... and more. Pre-Great Reveal/AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,882 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Nesting Instincts by hdgcat reviews
A Party,An Attack,Time Travel,Blood,Death,A Proposal,A New Life. Post book 8 with spoilers for all books,/A Vampwich Love Story
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Eric, Bill
Bill and Eric's Excellent Adventure by hdgcat reviews
Preteen foster kids Bill and Eric are best friends. They discover the power of a blond ponytail and a training bra at summer camp. CH's world/AH w/vamp guest appearances
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,048 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bill, Eric
Know Thyself by Konfetti reviews
Set after From Dead to Worse. Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry! Spoilers for first 8 novels.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,611 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sookie, Eric
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,377 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Northman's Off Rivington by Zigster reviews
One night while Sookie is bar hopping with some friends on the Lower East of New York City she runs into, literally, a towering mystery of a man. AU - AH. Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Table For One by Lawn Girl reviews
Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead Wrong by Fairyfloss01 reviews
Set after Dead and Gone. Eric and Sookie grow closer while more and more obstacles get in the way. A string of mysterious and seemingly unrelated events leaves Sookie mystified.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,286 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
What Dreams May Come by scribeninja reviews
AH-AU-OOC Sookie has been dreaming about an amazing man lately, a man so perfect that there is no chance he's real. But what if he is? And what happens when she meets him? Rated M for later chapters. E/S COMPLETE
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,191 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman's Smoking Section by Zigster reviews
Norhtman's Off Rivington outtakes. Come, have a smoke, or a drink... or neither, and read some paragraphs that got lost by the wayside during the writing process, but were too entertaining to say goodbye to forever.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
Tense & Release by Lawn Girl reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
A Royal Engagement by Suzapalooza reviews
Will Sookie have to give up her dreams of finding love and having children when Niall tells her she is the only hope for the fae and must marry an old and powerful vamp she's never met so that the 2 allies will forever be bonded? Begins pre-DUD. AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,992 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Time For A Change by shewalksinbeauty reviews
Sequel to "It's About Time". Eric, Sookie, and Pam leave Louisiana behind for Stockholm. There will be more "changes" in this story. This starts out where "About Time" left off, so the first chapter begins fast and yummy. Don't we wish it were like this.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 151,560 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Dead Ahead by Ann Madison reviews
Sookie attempts to cut all ties with the supernatural world and instead finds herself victim to international vampire politics. Spoilers for ALL books.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,823 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sookie, Eric
Dead Until Dark from Eric's Point of View by Evey Edge reviews
A look into the mind of Eric Northman during various Dead until Dark Scenes. As true to CH's character as I could could make him so expect attraction, not love, at first sight. Review if you want more chapters ; .
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,122 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Fairy Blood Orgy by hdgcat reviews
Eric and Bill host an event with the vampires of Area 5. Rated M for extreme violence and sexual content
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Eric, Bill - Complete
Pour Some Sugar On Me by BonTempsBaby reviews
Total romance between Sookie and Eric, with more action in 2nd half. Takes place right after FDTW, no spoilers for DAG. Rated M, for mature language and situations.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 273,674 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Club Vampwich An Outtake from WDIGETBM? by Kristin Elizabeth reviews
A smutty and fun Outtake of how Chapter 28 of my story, When Does it get Easier…? could have gone. Featuring Sookie, Eric, Bill and my original sneaky but sexy vamp, Jasper.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sookie - Complete
There's No Place Like by Zigster reviews
This story takes place after Book 8. The Supes are finally 'coming out' in society, and after a disturbance at Mertlotte's Bar, Sookie suddenly and mysteriously finds herself in a stranger's home, out of the blue. At least, that what she thinks. ;- ESN
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,145 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sookie, Eric
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Abducted reviews
Sookie finds herself in a bit of a predicament.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Into the Fire reviews
Sookie's escaped death by the hands of the fairies, but now has to worry about how to deal with her feelings for Eric. Out of the frying pan... and into the fire.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Arsenic and Old Lace reviews
What if things had happened differently for Adele Stackhouse?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Adele
Eric to the Rescue reviews
Eric saves one of Sookie's friends from certain death. Set after Dead and Gone.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,086 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Eric
Diary of a NonBeliever reviews
Eric and Sookie find themselves getting closer and closer to each other even though Eric hasn't yet recovered his memories. Things get interesting when the the two decide to work together to rescue an innocent girl from the clutches of the Fellowship
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,779 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009
Lick, Sqeeze, and Squirt reviews
What do you think it's about? If you said lemons, you're not as dirty minded as the rest of us.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sookie in a Sex Shop reviews
I think the title explains itself.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete