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Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Race to Witch Mountain, Power Rangers, Star Trek: 2009, and CSI.

Hey Caitie 16 UK x

I mainly write for Twilight and have a lot of stories planned. I also completely adore Criminal Minds

Awkward thing about this site: When someone puts your completed story on story alert LOL XD

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Not that theres anything wrong with vampires!!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Im a MUSICIAN so I MUST be doing nothing with my life

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The Esme Chronicles: The Vampire Years by Esme Mom Cullen reviews
"It's you." Esme opens her eyes to a new life, and the man who has haunted her dreams for a decade. Follow her tale as she discovers herself, gains an unconventional family, and lives a love story that rivals the classics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,652 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 2/26/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] Edward, Rosalie
Little Butterfly by Trepidatious.Musings reviews
They had everything in life, except life itself. A little miracle will brighten up Carlisle and Esme's lives, as the expression of their love comes to life in this POST Breaking Dawn fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,394 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Barry and the Doctor by TwilightGuru09 reviews
Carlisle snaps at Esme over the phone and hurts her feelings. He comes home and with the help of some Barry White plans to make it up to her. Contains some lemony goodness, because there is never enough lemons for the parental units. WARNING! explicit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Initiative comes to thems that wait by Morbidmuch reviews
"That's why I stick to Beethoven. No chance of guilt by association." "Yeah? Have you ever seen little a movie called A Clockwork Orange?" Reid/OC, set directly after 5x07
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2009 - S. Reid, OC - Complete
An Endless Embrace by VixenOnFire reviews
The never ending love between Carlisle and Esme reaches epic proportions. Warning: Sexual Content for mature audience only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Love At First Sight by ToryTigress92 reviews
A Carlisle/Esme fanfic. Story of their first meeting, when Esme is dying and Carlisle decides to change her. May turn into a longer story, actually it probably will. Rated M for later chapters, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - [Carlisle, Esme] Edward - Complete
A miracle and a blessing by JForbes reviews
Esme and Carlisle have received a remarkable gift, a baby boy. When he starts to exhibit his powers as a human they are forced to make a very difficult decision. AU. Read and Review please. Final chapter up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,918 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Monster by missxbaphne reviews
Esme goes through her change, and Carlisle feels the fires of hell. Carlisle/Esme. Companion piece to "Selfish"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Escort by Mo5 reviews
What would you do if you only had one night with a Prince? Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Legolas - Complete
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Sunrise reviews
Set in 2008. Esme, Rosalie and Alice become miraculously pregnant and must faces the challenges of a vampire pregnancy and motherhood. Contains lemons, laughs, sweetness and much more. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Through My Eyes reviews
The events of Race To Witch Mountain through the eyes of Jack's niece, JJ as she goes along for the ride in the can with the alien twins from outer space. How will she cope with Seth? Seth/OC
Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010
Intimacy reviews
Carlisle and Esme venture to their little cabin for some time alone. CxE lemon one-shot. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Passion reviews
A re-post of Carlisle and Esme's passionate encounter in the forest. CxE one-shot. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Pictures reviews
Renesmee says something that makes Rosalie feel more barren than ever before and Carlisle comforts her. And they both share some secrets about their hopes and dreams regarding parenthood. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
Adoration reviews
Carlisle and Esme reconnect with each in the most sensual way. A CxE lemony one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Pranking Carlisle reviews
Bella's friend Tess comes over from Phoenix for a while and they decide to prank call Carlisle as a joke. But will the Cullens take it too seriously? Chapter 2 is up! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010
Long & Hard reviews
Random little one-shot about Grissom's dirty minded little nieces that stir up a little trouble :
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Gettin Frisky With The Captain's Daughter reviews
When he can't find his daughter, Captain Pike decides to have Sulu check on his daughter through the security cameras but he is going to wish he hadn't. Chekov/OC x
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - P. Chekov
Returning To Tonks reviews
Remus returns to Tonks after leaving her but finds that his once bubbly and cheery wife is now a hormonal fury ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Playing Games reviews
Esme and Carlisle have a little bit of a spat when she notices that he isn't wearing his wedding ring. This means trouble for Carlisle and another way for Esme to use her husband as a punchbag.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
A New Life For Leah reviews
During Breaking Dawn, Leah discovered she was pregnant despite what she though about her abilities as a wolf. She now finds that she needs to be a mother to her child but who's the father?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Leah - Complete
Reinforced Elements From The Future reviews
Follows the plot of Reinforcements From the Future but with some new characters, the Element Rangers who are powerful, amazing and sarcastically wonderful with a few clashes.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Sweet Child O'Mine reviews
Edward left Bella pregnant when he left in New Moon but this wasn't any normal pregnancy, this was a hybrid pregnancy that wasn't good for Bella but she survived but what happens when the Cullens return to find Bella and her offspring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,445 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Escort You reviews
Esme decides to get her own back on Carlisle so she gets all dressed up goes to the hospital and flirts with a friend of his and he spots her and isn't very happy about it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
I Am Calm reviews
Esme walks in on a nurse trying to kiss Carlisle and storms home telling him not to bother returning but he does and finds that she is waiting and ready for another fight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Threat Or Promise reviews
Esme gets angry at Carlisle about his time as the hospital andtried to throw him out but finds him harder to resist than she thought. Especially when she might break a few things. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Checkmate reviews
A very bored Esme and Carlisle decide to play chess in the house all alone, they make a few bets with each other to mak ethe game more interesting. Someone's got to win. Just a little one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Renesmee's Revelation reviews
Renesmee has a little something to tell her family but is everything as it seems. Of course not! Just a cute little one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Fairy Tales: Cullen Style reviews
The Cullen women are all sent boxes, containing various fairy tale props that will turn them into fairy tales. Their mates must now save them using axes, shoes and true love's kiss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
My Sister Is Doing It For Herself reviews
Bella upset her little sister back in Phoenix and now she's back for revenge and she's not going to stop until she gets it, even if it means she has to give up a few things along the way.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
Southern Hospitality reviews
Set during 'Kiss Kiss', this is what happened when Jasper chased Alice out of the kitchen. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Bitter Mermaid reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, her pain tarnsforms her into a bitter, cold blooded mermaid. The Cullens return to find her with scales and try to restore her humanity
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mad Love reviews
Esme is mad at Carlisle and things take an interesting turn. Rated M cause I'm paranoid. Ther's a little bit of lime..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Newborn Struggles reviews
My take on Esme's time with Edward and Carlisle as a bloodthirsty newborn. This how I see things starting with Carlisle and her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Kiss Kiss reviews
Sequel to En Garde, Esme and Carlisle have a food fight in the kitchen using some muffin mix
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
En Garde reviews
Sequel to No Fair, Carlisle is working late again and Esme is fed up with it so when he comes home, she decides to have a little fight with him using the Cullen family swords.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
No Fair reviews
Esme feels a little neglected by Carlisle so she tries to change that which starts hand to hand combat and a tickle fightbetween her and her husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Let's Get Physical reviews
A little collab with Twilight Rose. Including Pickles, Prada Shoes, Giant Oafs and a Ticklish Esme. Lots of fun and a little bit of language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
How Dare You reviews
Edward and Carlisle couldn't stand by and watch Bella die in Breaking Dawn so they took matters into their own hands and aborted the baby. Can Bella forgive them?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,359 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Into The Water reviews
The Cullens all play around on a cliff that is just above a lake. Someone's bound to fall in.....or were they pushed?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Big News reviews
A short random story about how and why Remus temporarily left Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete