Colorlessgreenideas
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Joined 04-16-02, id: 200596
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Garfield.
Deep thought of the day:
One day a beaver and a termite were walking down the road together. "I can eat through a tree with my teeth," said the beaver. "That's nothing," said the termite, "I can burrow through a tree." Then they heard a voice behind them. "You two think you're so smart, but you're nothing!" It was a bitter old drunk lady.
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Jon's Date by snickersrme reviews
It's John's first normal date. Meet Sabrina: she's smart, she's beutiful, and she's just the girl Jon's looking for. Will this date lead to happily ever after? Not if a certain overwieght feline has anything to do with it. 5 reviews 100 hits Chapter 5!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006
Garfield ever and beyond by speedy112790 reviews
About garfields hole life will become a long story
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Reality and Cliche II by Slut Queen Virgin King reviews
If you absolutely love HG/SS and have no sense of the ridiculous, go no further. Otherwise, read on and watch the cliches crumble. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Clichéd Cliché of Clichés by Doctor Strangelove reviews
A parody of parodies of badfics. Little bit of slashy content. Also Mary Sues, MSTs, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mary Sue and Gary Stu Get It On by Doctor Strangelove reviews
Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts and falls in love, but it's not who you expect. ...Unless you read the title, 'cause then it's kinda obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2002 - OC - Complete
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
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Garfield and Jon in: MAIL MADNESS! reviews
Guess what happens when Jon and Garfield discover that you can have Too Much of a Good Thing! RR if u please
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Just a Nermal Day reviews
Nermal comes for a Visit but ends up bothering Odie more than Garfeild! RR if u want
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Whoops No Coffee! reviews
A sudden shortage of coffee fills Garfield with Rage! Let's see how he reacts
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Another Bad Monday reviews
Garfield and Odie have one of the worst Mondays ever, but manage to come out on top in the End.
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
The Metamorphosis of a Nemesis reviews
Features Hermione and Draco. All chapters recently revised. I swear to god I am going to finish this one of these days.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2003 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.