Femme Bono
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Joined 07-13-09, id: 2005974, Profile Updated: 07-17-14
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Die Hard, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, and Leverage.

All the members of my celebrity harem:

John Cusack
Alan Rickman
Jason Isaacs
Bruce Willis
Richard Speight Jr
Jim Parsons
Mark Sheppard
and Bono

I've likely forgotten one or so, but they are diverse and distinguished. Obviously most of my fanfics are HP, but I do find myself branching out these days. I blame early exposure to Moonlighting and Bruce Willis' smirk, and now my sister getting me hooked on Supernatural and TBBT. I swear I have not given up writing the unfinished stories! Life happens and has happened a *bit* too hectically for the past couple of years... And yet I keep getting ideas. O.o

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Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Progeny Conundrum by texican2436 reviews
What happens when you see the person you have been waiting to meet your whole life? you lie of course. How does Sheldon deal with an unexpected addition to his life all while navigating a new relationship with Penny? As Sheldon's life takes a suddent turn and a dificult past comes back he has to find a way to be the person he was meant to be. Chapter 36 is up P/S L/Pr H/B OC
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 169,763 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
A Little Something on the Side by SuperWhoooCrankThatSouljaBoy reviews
Crowley occasionally wants more than a soul. Occasionally he wants a little something for himself. And when Aurora comes along with such a lovely soul, how can he resist? OFC Aurora/Crowley Here there be smut.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Crowley
Unholy Liaison by castiella87 reviews
Imagine having sex and losing your virginity to the King of Hell inside a church on the church's altar - Female Reader/Crowley Please read the warning, mature 18 content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Crowley, OC]
Turn and Face the Stranger by Uhlowl22 reviews
Sequel to Ch ch ch changes. Crowley has to figure out how to get on in the aftermath of the unfinished third trial. Crowley's Season 9. Rated M for a reason. Integrated into Season 9 plot with Sam, Dean, Cas, and the whole lot of them. Crowley/Oc.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Crowley, OC, Sam W., Dean W.
confessions by themonkeytwin reviews
"Hey," Maggie said softly, with a welcoming smile so natural that he had to remind himself, again, that he was not coming home. He was just coming to collect his daughter. Blame it on jetlag. - Eleventh "Silver and Gold" installment, set after The Last Dam Job.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Jim S., Maggie C.] - Complete
Ch ch ch changes by Uhlowl22 reviews
Insert Heather Layken. Hunter, friend, compassionate human. Begins at the end of Season 8 and bleeds into the beginning of Season 9. Crowley makes perhaps more than a friend during his captivity. Crowley/OC. Dean, Sam, and Kevin play their parts for the season plot in the background.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Crowley, OC, Dean W., Kevin T. - Complete
Art of Possession by crowley-king-of-the-trunk reviews
Curiosity isn't always a good trait, but when you ask Crowley about possession things take an unexpected turn. CrowleyxReader
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Crowley, OC - Complete
The Elegant Universe by Nyx Underwood reviews
When Sheldon achieves his dream of illuminating the workings of the universe, he realises that his greatest challenge is to understand the world around him. A story of growing up and discovering something you never expected. Sheldon/Penny. AU after 3x01
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,348 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Sass Match (female version) by castiella87 reviews
This is the female reader version of my Sass Match fic. Threesome - M/F/M - loosely based on my other fic 'an Angel and a Demon on my shoulder'. The King of Hell and Balthazar fight over you and it turns saucy. Rated M for a reason.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Balthazar, Crowley, OC]
The LipGloss Admission by FairDrea reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a reason for not wanting Amy to wear lip-gloss. One that has nothing to do with how slippery it looks.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Personal Secretary to the King of Hell by castiella87 reviews
Being the King's Personal Assistant means exactly that...attending to all of his...needs. Rated M for a reason! More chapters soon. Set in Season 9 Episode 10. DO NOT READ if you don't want it spoilt for you!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Crowley, OC]
Driven to Desire by Crowley's-demon-lover reviews
Sometimes working for the FBI can tough and Jim Sterling needs to blow off some steam. Lucky for him someone comes along volunteering to help him do just that! Rated M
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Jim S. - Complete
The Vicisviator Agreement by iColor With Crayons reviews
Sheldon Cooper has found a way to change his life, as well as those surrounding him. Will he take a chance he has thought about for years? Will a slightly altercation render life as he knows it meaningless? **Shenny**
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,630 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Sheldon C., Rajesh K., Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Ravenwood Culmination by LibbyMay reviews
A Sheldon/Penny romance story. When the outcome of Sheldon and Amy's disagreement over a beloved movie classic results in their breakup, it's Penny to the rescue and even she's not prepared for what happens next. SPOILERS revolving around next Thursday's episode (I got inspired while watching the preview and the idea just wouldn't leave me alone lol). Rated T for now.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
I wish by GalexyQuest reviews
A man and a woman who finds answers in each other. One shot fluff.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Aphrodisiac Ramification Quandary by Jan of Arc reviews
Following on from my o/s 'The Synthetic Desire Experiment' - In the cold light of day, what are the repercussions of Amy messing with forces she had no control over? Guilt, confusion and Planned Parenthood ... oh my! Rated M in case things get sweary, sexy or Violent. Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/Amy
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Love In An Elevator by Crowley's-demon-lover reviews
Sterling and Natalie are in an elevator that is taken forever to get to the top floor. There's only one thing to do to waste time. Sterling/OC
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sterling J. - Complete
hold and release by themonkeytwin reviews
Sitting out on the balcony of James Sterling's LA condo for the fourth day of being stashed away to keep her from being possibly abducted by some psychotic international crimelord Nate had openly declared war on, Maggie once again concluded that, all things considered, she was glad she hadn't argued. – Eighth "Silver and Gold" installment, set during The San Lorenzo Job.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Maggie C., Sterling J. - Complete
Karma by CMW2 reviews
POST S2 AU:For every action, there are consequences to be faced. After the Arctic implodes the group, everyone has to pick up the pieces and move on. Penny will make this easier for Sheldon;Rated for language and future spice;6th in my 2012 SSS Project;NOW COMPLETE!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,580 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Voided Agreements by Risknight reviews
Penny and Sheldon are no longer friends. So who will help him when his world suddenly falls apart?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Stress Reduction Endeavor by Risknight reviews
When I re-watched The Euclid Alternative, I got bit by a naughty muse. Penny helps Sheldon get rid of the stress brought on by him trying to learn how to drive. Warning! Definitely smutty.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A SLOW RIDE TO ANARCHY by Tribeca reviews
The gang of seven take a vacation together and Sheldon discovers the hippie lifestyle may not be so bad after all. *complete*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,154 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
AFTER DECEMBER by Tribeca reviews
Long after Saturnalia has passed, the mistletoe still hangs, feelings are revealed and good times and improper grammar ensue. One Shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Inappropriateness of Sheldon Cooper by MyOwnStar reviews
A Cinco de Mayo party brings out a naughty side of Sheldon Penny isn't prepared for...and can't resist. Story challenge with Tjay M. ALTERNATE ENDINGS included!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Of Artifacts and Regents by CrazyCat1138 reviews
Claudia has an interesting encounter with an artifact and the Regent Valda. Told from Claudia's POV.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Claudia D., Benedict V. - Complete
Go Away, But Come Closer by INMH reviews
For the love bingo challenge, prompt "Learning to Know Each Other". Anyone who knew him would say that you never wanted Romo Lampkin to be interested in you. Romo/Tory So obviously we have some crack here .
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Romo L., T. Foster - Complete
Wednesday Routine by Eternal Contradiction reviews
"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
I Love by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
Drabble series, all somewhere around 100 words each, about the things Parker loves about Sterling. Ever since he started working for the team, she's been noticing them. Inspired by drodgers89's Primeval fic "Little Things."
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Parker, Jim S. - Complete
Change of Address Or Fic for Andrea by TempestJo reviews
When Sheldon moves out, life changes. Rated T for now. *changed to slight M for chapter 12 and chapter 17
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Save Me, Doctor by TheDoctorsCompanion13 reviews
The Doctor and Canton meet again by accident and there's something not quite right with Canton.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,248 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, Crowley
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Damned by BlaqkHysteria reviews
Christine thought she was just a regular creature of the night, before a certain archangel showed at her door telling her a completely different story. Gabriel/OC
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Gabriel - Complete
The Libido Revelation by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Whilst sneaking into the boys apartment one night Penny makes an interesting discovery. Rating increased for smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Polyandry and Other Problems by refya reviews
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,089 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Prank Wars by Eternal Contradiction reviews
It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Proving it by TempestJo reviews
Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Aberrant Conflagration Affair by danakate reviews
Oneshot. PWP except, dude, I can't write fic without at least *some* plot. And the more I wrote, the more plot happened. I'M SORRY. Penny, Sheldon, formal wear, an oopsie, and smut. I apologize for the sap.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Galahad Principle by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,299 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Hermione's Choice by Sgt. Hakeswill reviews
Post-DH, AU. Hermione must decide what to do with her life after Ron is killed in the battle of Hogwarts. Lucius seeks to rehabilitate his reputation in a post-Voldemort world. A chance meeting eventually leads them to a common path. COMPLETE! Author formerly known as SlytherinDragoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 182,361 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Loss Hypothesis by starfish001 reviews
Penny suffers a loss and it raises some strong feelings in the group. Angst, rated M for potential sauciness and slightly adult themes. My second attempt at fanfic. As before, reviews very much appreciated! Now with a teeny epilogue.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
You don't know what you do to me by starfish001 reviews
Penny and Sheldon, one shot smut in a car park. That's about it, really. Missing scene from The Grasshopper Experiment. Just written and posted, sorry for any mistakes...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
5 times Sheldon gets a ride from Penny by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
and 1 time he returns the favor. Written because I apparently smoke a lot of crack.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Duplicity Hypothesis by MrsVincentCrabbe reviews
COMPLETE: How do you betray your best friend? With Stetson hats and perfume like sunshine. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday prompt: rodeo, laundry, perfume, and confession.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Wanted: Roommate Normal Need Not Apply by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
This is where I would write a summary, but I'm going to make you read it to find out what it's about. Ha!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Comedy of Manors by Mundungus42 reviews
Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Traveller by Somigliana reviews
Hermione has deviated from an obvious life. She has moved down a challenging and divergent, but ultimately lonely, path. She meets Severus Snape by chance one day, and she has some difficult choices to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sensual Cellular Similarity by DesertDragon reviews
A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
BLANK PAGE by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Post-war, DH compliant, EWE. Severus Snape is making a life selling illicit potions and blackmailing people. Hermione wants to save him from himself and enlists Lucius's help. Written for a prompt by shiv5468, more HGLM than HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Rules of Pureblood Courtship by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
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Fergus Unfettered reviews
Crowley finds his own "unicorn," and in doing so, heals some old and festered wounds. Rated for later. ;)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Crowley, OC
Unholy Devotion reviews
Crowley is plagued with fallout after Dean Winchester rises as a knight of Hell. Again, Crowley finds himself vying for the throne, but who will help him fight? Crowley/OC. Liable to go extremely AU since no one knows what is in store for season 10. Should be (mostly) canon-compliant. Rated for future chapters. ;)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Crowley, OC, Dean W., Sam W.
Falling reviews
Quirky, thieving Parker could never fall for a stuffy suit. Could she?
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/2 - Jim S., Parker, Sterling J.
The Devil You Know
What is Crowley? And why does he help the Boys?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12 - Crowley, Dean W., Castiel, Sam W.
Saved reviews
In answer to the (possibly) abandoned fic, "Save Me Doctor." This story traces Crowley's journey through different 'meat suits' as he traces a path of redemption to ultimately find fulfillment. Starts off Dr Who/Supernatural/Leverage. For Lauren, who needs closure.
Crossover - Leverage & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/1 - Crowley - Complete
Redeemed
Bela Talbot returns from Hell, tasked out by none other than the King.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21 - Crowley, Bela T.
Hell Hath No Fury reviews
Sheriff Mills summons Crowley to get her revenge, but once again...FEELINGS!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Crowley, J. Mills - Complete
In Dreams reviews
Crowley makes good on one of his campaign promises. Warning: dubious consent/possible non-con. PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Crowley, OC - Complete
Collide, or, The CooperBallard Convergence reviews
Whitney Ballard is a jaded military vet who has met many people in her life, but none of them have prepared her for Dr. Sheldon Cooper, PhD. Just a touch of a songfic here, which was the inspiration. SC/OFC -sorry Shamy and Shenny shippers... (Rated for later chapters.) COMPLETE
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Sheldon C., OC - Complete
Corrective Action reviews
How season 6 should have ended when Castiel/Raphael's war got out of hand. NO pairings. Sam, Dean, Castiel, Crowley, Raphael, Bobby.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Better Fate reviews
Snape is saved from death and finds himself in a whole other world. Rated M for later chapters. SS/OFC, HG/OMC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Nice Shootin' Tex reviews
McClane gets a partner. Drabble. Rated T just to be safe.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - John M. - Complete
Iron Dragons and Firelegs reviews
A group of military officers help in the fight against Voldemort. One seems to find a lot in common with the snarky spy for the Order... In answer to a "Death Eaters in Pain" challenge. Warnings: Violence, Lemons/Limes, Death, H/C. A little LM/OC too
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Les Liaisons Dangereux reviews
A French Auror is cursed by Bella; only Snape can help. Warnings: AU-no horcruxes, Lemons, Limes, Mind Control, slightly N/C, some Violence, a little PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The First Cut is Deepest reviews
Snape and Lily's first time in the ROR. Warnings: Oneshot, PWP, Minor
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory reviews
What happens after the light leaves Snape's eyes. WAF, Death, H/C
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Web of Redemption reviews
A Muggle finds herself in the midst of the fight against Voldemort, and discovers love along the way. Warnings: Violence, Death, N/C, Lemons, Limes, Mind Control, Termed Preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete